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# seamless
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# oops.
the streams must have crossed.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)
# fuck off
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Watch it!
or I'll expose your stash of anime tentacle kiddy-porn. Again.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# aww hell naw!!!
by the way, what did you mean when you gazzed me and said that you felt 'trapped' in a mans body ?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# oh,
that's all sorted now.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
# a lot of people seam to be drawn to you with this issue
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)
# yes, indeed. I uhh, do a lot of work with the transgendered :P
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)
# well, it's good that they have somewhere to turn
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# i think you mean 'someone to turn' LOL
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:53, archived)
# i read that with this tune in my head
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:23, archived)
# O__o
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)
# Once in every lifetime...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# that brill
:D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)
# FASCISTS!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Yeah, hope you're reading this, Thatcher!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Dear plebs,
Give us all your money, you bastards.
Boomshanka,
The government.

Oh and Woo!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)
# They won't get Boomshanka. Write it out in full.
"May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your womaaaaan."
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Now
If only they'd start hitting each other with shovels.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# "Nick, you utter bastard!"
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)
# oo!
click
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Hahahahaaha!
Wonderful!
:D

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:43, archived)
# What have you shopped?
heh heh
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 3:47, archived)
# yo and sup.

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Give us a sign, oh lord.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
# and i'll drop this here

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] i must have misheard

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# shit! now I am in the mood for raisins, and I have none :(
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:02, archived)
# Nature's candy!
Prune babies!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 5:37, archived)
# haha!
I like this.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:05, archived)
# I'll never
STOP
loving this

Top work!
:D

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought I'd get in quick with this one..
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Heh, I expect you'll be the first of quite a few.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Yep :)
Now I can shout "Bindun!" and "First!" at people far more talented than me. Makes a nice change from rummaging through my fit neighbour's bins though.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Nothing wrong with bin rummaging,
tis a fine and noble pastime.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# I agree.
It's like Freecycle for the sexually challenged.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Found this old thing in my bin rummage...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
# This gains extra points
For not being compo'd

Also: I never realised Jesus was such a bastard
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# he's a bigger cunt than Rob
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# I read that as "he's got a bigger cunt than Rob"
And... errrm... yeah...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
# srsly!
Jesus' cuntshed uses a boulder blocking the doorway
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)
# hehehe
Well he always was a bit cross.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Lol, got in first!
Have a pea.

Jesus would do the tidying up.


(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)
# hahaha
*orders heavy duty pan
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# *click*
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I should have made it
Dad Hates Fags :)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Him/god/ same bloke...
Apparently! :-\
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Go Banana!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)
# sorry,,,
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
# We should be so lucky
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)
# lucky, lucky, lucky?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Oh christ that brings back memores
This song was absolutely MASSIVE in Vietnam whe in lived there:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ2-ndzN4To&feature=related
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Time for a bit of politics...?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Water to wine
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# A bit easier
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)
# How dare you scrub my pussy!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Sorry
I prefer quantity to quality...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# You should see my mrs.!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Everyone else has...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# They owe me 5p each!!!
i could be 75p up at this point!
grrrrrrrrr
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# 5p a go or 10p if she keeps the bag on?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# I couldn't figure this image out without the clue from the replypic
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# it is......
SUBTLE!!!!!

subtle

subtle
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# The original was more subtle...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
My pussies!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Only one left
Make it count...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Nevermind the water, straight to the wine.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Cry, are you going to cry, cry why dont you? Oh look at him he's crying.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# WOO!
I love the Jesus Christ show!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Psssst...Look further down the board
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] He'd join the fuzz and track down his arch nemesis.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# He looks awesomely 60's TV series-like
Well played LK.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Ah, but can you name the actor?
(Clue, sci-fi connection)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Actor = Robert Patrick
Terminator 2
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Originally, yeah, but who's the hairy fella?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Jesus ?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Jeffrey Hunter, Capt Pike in the Star Trek pilot.
/geekblog
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Ah yes
The vegetable in the Dalek.
/Menagerie.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# BEEP!
*see username!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Very enterprising!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Double WOO!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# hahahaha
just a pity for him the devil looks like "whacky" "fun" and people won't want to dob him in
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Awesome and the best satan ever
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Did you make this?
I have seen it before.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# it's a pea
from about year ago
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# woo!

(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I think it's on my profile as well
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] my mistake
this one is on my profile
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I don't want my burger under jesus' crotch! :-|
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# eat this
it's a happy meal
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
# If the coke turns into wine, i'm a happy bunny!
I had a 2 hour argument with my Mrs in McD's the other week over the menus, she said they replace them, I said they flip them over (breakfast/rest of the day) even AFTER the manager showed her they flip them over she turned to me and said "well, I'm not sure every McDonalds has them menus, they must take THEIR signs down and replace them!!"

She may be thick, but she has cracking norks!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
#
Where's Ronald?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:59, archived)
# CHEVRON!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# You need "gas"?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Aha!
Righty-ho!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Boo Hiss!
if it's true I'm right behind you...... in the mean time
Boo hiss!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Bum bum..
I'll be in the club, you'll be doing doing bug, i'll be doing something.....
I have no idea about "rap'" music,but this gets a click
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# This famous painting above is
The Last Slapper, by Leonardo da Vinci

whereas I found this, "The Last SlapDown" by H Hogan, and I think it should win...



Attention all magical mystery tourists - after clicking this next link, you must scroll right down near the bottom to the 'Worst boxer ever' Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:57
Yes, I'm not doing all the work for you, you lazy blighters. See you soon...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# FULL CHEVRON
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Actual lol :D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The last supper.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Hah! I did not even know what the image challenge was this week.
Spooky!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Be-jesus!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# haha
quality
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# 'lo Koit.
Not seen you in a long, long time.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# I have been sidetracked by life
or the lack of it.

New job very shortly which means I am BACK BACK BACK !!

How are you mate ?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Old and fat
and ready to die.

Otherwise all good. What is the new job?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Working from home
Testing, newsletter editing, flash creations, little bit of audio, web editing...... lots and lots of creative sort of stuff.

Thank fuck I have quit Comet !!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha, for a second there I thought we'd used the same face :)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# "plop"
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Is that the wee girl out of "No rain?"
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Jesus is impervious to ham.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I am not compoing that
because I do not believe that anyone is truly impervious to ham.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# It's the Bee Gees?
That's all I can see. They were a band from 0 BC. La la laaa lala.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# It is the last supper.
I was thinking that it may be the best thing I have ever made, but it seems it is too subtle for you bastards.

*bums down the house*
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# good lord so it is
you arty cunt
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I am editing the title
to make it clearer.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# i feel fairly sure i'd have got it
if i stared at it for longer, was less tired and had drunk less whiskey. you could probably get away with "you bastards will never get anything this subtle"

in the meantime i think i have to sleep
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Goes into subtle mode. Aah, I see. Minimalist. With religious undertones.
(See Spartacus)---THIS IS B3TA!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# This is a great pic
But what has it got to do with the compo?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Woo
Art!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] He can sell a million of 'em!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# He got 500 buyers from just one sale!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Peter O'Toole sunk so low
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)
# gay shift yet?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Yah shure.
Jeebus would go to the prom with Freebase.


(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] jesus loves to dress up:)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# That is random as you like
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# KOIT STUDIOS PRESENTS
Do your balls hang low



Please note that as per usual this animation contains cartoon nudity. You know what I'm like so therefore it can be classed as:-

NSFW.

Please note that this is the first animation to be released in conjuction with a new song from my new album Songs to take a dump to. Links to download this song or the "English Country Garden mix" of it are available at the end.

(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# I like the ethnic mix of testiculai at the end!
have a click!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Oh yes
testes are multicultural you know.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Woo!
I'm very drunk! :-D
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
click click Woo
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# I now have "Agadoo" on my brain
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Long time
no koit.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# I'm back
Both physically and mentally.

Lots has changed this year for me.

New job, relationship split etc etc. Prepare for more anims and pictures !!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Spamcunt!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Koit, what a load of bollocks!
:D
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I'm gonna make love to you
And that will be the end of it.

:)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Ah, but it'll be the end of something beautiful.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Well taht was tastefully done.
With lyrics I'd never heard before.

So that gets a YAY, and a HOupla. In a measured sum.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# There's shitload of verses for that song
I picked my favourites from all of them.

:)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Jezza clearing it all up once and for all!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*Clicks* and welcome :-)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Chars
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Hahaha
'click'
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Poo gag
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I want you to shit in the corner
and think about what you've done...
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Egyptian cotton that!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# hahahahaha!
well done that egg.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# haha!
my sister once went out with a Mexican bloke called Jesus.

He pronounced it 'yes-us' though, which spoilt it a bit.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
#
me an mates convinced a lass at school that my middle name was Jesus, but pronounced Hay-zoos. Took a while for her to bite, but we spread it around so when she asked other folk, they corroborated our story. Saw her a few years ago and she still thinks its true!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Michael J Fox's middle name is
Jesus, too. True fact.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Class act, right there :)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# This is stupid
Moses parted the Red Sea, not Jesus.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# so what?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Going to have to have a doner instead.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Halibut be thy name
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# By kingdom cone (of chips)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Know thy plaice
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Thy plaice will be done
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# On herring as it is on earth
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Forgive us our tomato sauces
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# And forgive those that tartar against us
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# And let us not eat crustacean
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# But deliver us from eel
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)
# For thine is the kipper, the pollock and the grayling
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)
# For ever and ever, nom-nom-nom
Edit: Just realised there's a bit missing at the start. How about "Our Fryer, who art in t' chippy"
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Give us this day our scampi in bread (crumbs)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Haha
Welcome :-)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Is this
..the piece of cod which surpasseth all understanding?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 5:12, archived)

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