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[challenge entry] Struggling here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# I just picked up the soundtrack to that film from a guy down the pub
It was a blank CD
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# if that is a joke, its a bit of a rubbish one, as the film is full of music, and that's what soundtracks are - music from films.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Is it a kind of dream, Floating out on the tide, Following the river of death downstream? Oh, is it a dream? There's a fog along the horizon, A strange glow in the sky, And nobody seems to know where you go, And what does it mean? Oh, is it a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# EXACTLY how I remember Watership Down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Now I think about it, it does look a bit like one of the posters from when the film was out.
The song was on in ASDA when I went in this morning to buy office biscuits. It reminded me of that kid singing it on TISWAS.


When I was a kid, my mate had nightmares after he went to see it (the film, not the kid on TISWAS).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# I remember seeing it as a nipper and being scared shitless by it.
I mean, COME ON. It's pretty heavy stuff for a kid's film... if it is a kid's film, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Stephen Gately RIP.
Nice bunnage.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Bright eyes!
..........Burning like hotrocks!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
# POKEMANZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Gotta maybe not catch them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# i tink this pokemanz gawn orf

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# *moves away from the mic to breathe in*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# More like moves away from the Fuck, to..ermm...eh, eh. eh
nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more

:D

(i've had too much coffee, lool)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
#
Rabbits they say
Are scarce today
My diagnosis:
Myxomatosis
/ac Spike Milligan
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# There was a man on a bridge one night, his lips were all of a quiver.
He gave a cough, his leg fell off, and floated down the river.

(not sure who wrote that)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I heard
they sat upon the grassy bank
she was all a quiver
he undid her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river
(patella, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
# man go to buy fish for family
he die before he get there
due to malnutrition

XD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# he only go to buy fish
because there no potato
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# him sold potato for shoes
:/

XD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# It's all a dream!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# and then you wake up
and then you wake up again
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# "You know me."
"... Y-Yes my lord".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Let's swim to the moon . . .
Love the eyes, LOVE EM!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Excellent
I watched that BBC 4 Simon & Garfunkel extravaganza the other day, Art Garfunkel, what a wanker. I kept thinking "you're giving it all that, but you ended up singing Bright Eyes".
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Supreme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] He always gets what he orders

Hot and Seamy!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha
+Wardrobe fail
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# I like to think picard just tore his wig and jacket off
but it's a bit mysterious how picard's uniform changes from the standard one to the early-days shoulder-pin-stripe and then to his dress uniform :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Earl Grey isn't so into it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
that's awesome :-D
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent. and spang worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] the only things in life that are certain


Click for bigger (204 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Why I oughta..
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Ha Ha
certainties of The Grim Reaper and cabs of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Nicely done
Beautiful source image too. :)
(Sorbus sapiens is pretending to know what he's doing, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# I fucking love this.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:41, archived)
# As it's the end of the Australian Shift (G'Day Shift?), here are some 'cloacas'* of birds I have seen today.
Here they are: Galah, Masked Lapwing and Noisy Miner,


* seeing as they don't have a vag.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Happy birthday, Noisy Miner!
This must have taken you fucking AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# He's two today.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# No Vag?
How do they smell?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Like..... chicken. Pf pf pf pf pf.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# :D
Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Nice
stack!

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Cheers!
I'm running out of faces.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
LIKES.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Goonie Goodness
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Truffle down't pit?
I'm ris-ing bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Truffling with my affections?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Eclair and present danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Shitake on me
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Don't be upset
My amazing animation talent has somehow let you down. The truffle is in fact shuffling, this is let down by the fact the I only did four frames and looped them. Feel free to use the gif as inspiration so that you can imagine an actual truffle shufflin' in a field.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Shit - it was the first thought I had,
but I didn't get the background...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# It is rather eye catching :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I got it
I'm pretty sure we both did.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Haha
Had to filename!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] erm this took me ages :(
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# I'm gonna need a bigger de-ris
(than the filename)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# i'm gonna need a bluer font
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# better?
imageshack.us/photo/my-images/99/jawsro.jpg/
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Boat Race eventually got it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# :)
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# but Brody said that, not Quint!
Also, I didn't even notice the face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# ..... a bigger, more deformed chin?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Bigger lollipop.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry and all that
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Could have?
But have a click
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Could of got caught
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# a dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] i think this whole week might be a threadrush of crap like this...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# what! nobody? :((
fuck this man, I'm going to work.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I really don't have a scooby......
*filenames* :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# god bless you <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Silly Quint.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# i think we're gonna need a bigger moat?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Filename for de-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# HO, HO, HO
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Sadly, I get that...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Oo.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT. Pea Alert
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Arf!
Although it's a bit high quality for H.Samuel
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope jokes are better than technique
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
# dude, srsly? FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I hope you're sorry
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Oof
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Is it about shagging your brother's wife?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
# I'd rather not, thanks all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Faaaaaahkin' 'ell.
In a minor TJ, I finally settled on an acronym for that workshop I was pissing /board off with yesterday:
Australasian Workshop on Molecular Magnetism - AWSOMM
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# nah!
sounds shit.

stick to drawing birds.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Heh heh!
I've been playing with a different style, but really cannot be arsed to connect up the scanner, crop, resize, change formats, etc.
I have an idea, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha... oh my
This makes that film better
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Gate fish spaceship Welshy?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# beergate, seabream, flaming viper, giggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# That sounds weirdly poetic
Ok, De-RIS: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tears_in_rain_soliloquy
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# A sea bream requisite
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# HAH
from me but the MERKINS wont geddit
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Alternate version for Americans
With added sci-fi nerdery



(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# off the shoulder of colm meany?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# GIGGS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing else in the world smells like that...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# This is perhaps the gayest thing I've seen on B3ta.
And there's a lot of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably ought to whip this one out
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Hahah!
Payback next Monday night, at least I hope! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# You lot are in a bit of form at the moment
But we're back in the hunt for the title now, so who knows
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ALWAYS with the Schindler's List...
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Cash for Jews?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Frankly...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Severe punnagement!
Does it burn?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I have a frying pan and I'm not afraid to use it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# <puts on spang-proof helmet>
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)
# I hope you're wearing spang-proof trousers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] frankly my dear I don't give Edam
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# is he gonna keep that all to himself.
he's gonna get the vapours
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# oh my!.. *wafts* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# :D
That one would have worked with the change-a-letter compo...
Gone with the wine
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# He adored Ms Pacman!
She thought that his balls were filled with power-pellets
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Bambi goes to Nevada?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Bang!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Boom, I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Those be some mighty bangers!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Lego totem pole for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

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