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# Surprise!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 19:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:02, archived)
# /bow
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 2:03, archived)
# Ground Control to Major Thom...
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Check fluid levels and put your helmet on..
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# hahaha :)
The Alien Thom eye really sells this nice touch.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Haha, this is brilliant :D
Is the last one a behind the scenes shot?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Yeah it is, found it somewhere, found it to be extraordinarily poignant.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:25, archived)
# haha! he looks so tired
and unhappy :D
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:33, archived)
# As ever.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:14, archived)
# LEAVE THOM ALONE
LEAVE HIM ALONE
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:30, archived)
# MAKE ME.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:58, archived)
# He's a fucking cunt alright.
He endorsed Romney yesterday. I'll never be able to watch his films the same way now.

/serious angry blog
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:02, archived)
# dementia is a terrible thing
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:06, archived)
# The Charlton Heston problem.
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# ^ this
I was massively surprised to learn recently that Chuck was a lefty until the 80s. He used to be anti-Vietnam and everything.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Some kind of mental phenomenon.
Aaand breath... I feel better now. The urge to pick up an axe is now fading.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Or the Jon Voight pro- actually nevermind.
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#

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# The Woody, the Wad and the Wugly.
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# Ooof! That is awesome, Elvis!
Get three coffins ready...
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 19:04, archived)
# 'likes'
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[challenge entry] TOAP so not worth its own thread
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
too subtle? anyways shall sneak this in.

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Saturday Night Medal Fever
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#
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#
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# Poor Barry the Lion.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Silver medal in the "6.5 feet worm watching" finals!
The Beatles won.
*click*
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:33, archived)
# the Team Hirsute
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[challenge entry] The in-private-browsing safely on, Running Bear settled in for a night downloading hard core pawnee
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
# That's not Running Bear
It's Rocha. John Rocha.
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# It's not a real picture :)
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Right, that's it...
I'm rustlin' me up the ol' Spanging Mob....
*click*
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
# *runs"
actually that's a good idea for a pic..
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Stealin' another man's
idea is a hangin' offence in these parts, pardner....
*adjusts gunbelt*
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 19:06, archived)
# The dirty old man
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:00, archived)
# You can catch viruses from dodgy websites
Fortunately, Microsoft has released Apache for it.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
# haha you're just crowing now
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# You should be Siouxed for that joke
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:23, archived)
# that would put them on the black foot
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I think Apache server would be a good joke in itself
can't be bothered to 'shop it tho.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck yeah, 5k posts!

(all of them shit)
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Hmm, shouldn't shag and kill be the other way round?
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# you would shag ugly?
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# What Cockweasle said
Although to be honest, probably wouldn't any of them.
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[challenge entry] Dead or Alive
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# You can tell he's a baddie
It's the eyebrows
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[challenge entry] I guess this counts....?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Someone's gotta get them pesky injuns under control!
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# Reckon so.
*gobs into spitoon*
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:45, archived)
# wait a minute..magic appearing cactus
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# yes
uploaded the unfinished one first....

Was merely a test
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:01, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Maybe it just grew really quickly
BTW, our old b3ta chum EDF Energy is doing some Twitter nonsense involving the other b3ta favourite, the Olympics :

Here

Would be a real shame if some tweets of dubious but subtle content made it into the project.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:08, archived)
# If I had the slightest idea how twitter 'works' then I would
But haven't a pissing clue what I do, or indeed why if I'm honest. But feel I'm missing out on something, like that game you werent allowed to join in at at school, it was shit, but the fact you couldnt join in made it seem cool.
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[challenge entry]
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# 'SHE BANGS!' (one out)
*shudder*
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)
# It will never leave us.
Never.
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# haha this gets a click
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[challenge entry] Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.


I wonder if Sir Clive has ever been to Sad Hill Cemetery?
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#
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# Haha!
Maybe he's there to take Tuco home at the end!
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# Doubt it,
It's all uphill.
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# Il good
Il nicely :)
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Thanks!
Sir Clive was born for this - stalking the West with his Magnum Light Phaser.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# More love for Sinclair!
He may be completely hat stand, but the guy has always been years ahead of his time!
He pushed miniaturisation in the 70's whilst most people had wood panelling he had beautiful streamline matt black products....
that generally overheated.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Ha! I love it described as the world's first practical personal transport!
His missus isn't bad either!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:47, archived)
# As a child
they were absolutely awesome, just marketed wrong and way before its time. re-released now he'd make a killing, think how popular go-peds and minimotos etc have been?
I'd buy one now, my mates dad had one which we used once he got bored of it, it was ace fun.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:22, archived)
# I'm considering building one
With modern materials and battery technologies, it shouldn't be beyond the reach of DIY construction. Way down the list of projects though.
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# run!
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# Here is a picture of me stood in shit



Which is exactly where you will be if you don't add three pubes per ball!
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#
Now it looks like an elephants face...
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# With expert nibbling I was able to craft just such an item from one of these..
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# How did you do the pubes, Cap'n?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Alas, even my leet nibbling skills could not produce pubes.
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# Yes - nobody likes
dripping pubes...
Congratulations, however, on your noble efforts despite your pubic failure.
A weekend well spent.
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# It looks quite injured...
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# stretchmarks? bald scrotum? headless?
I'm confused and aroused
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#
aroused perplexed + redundant
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#
And looks like its being grabbed by its internal 'roots' as it were...
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[challenge entry] Think Different. Again.
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# Differenter
Woz is doing a talk up in Edinburgh as part of the Turing Festival, if that matters to anyone.
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# That was the only pic I could find on google of him not smiling...
He seems like a cheery little fucker.
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# Jane really loves her Tarzan
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# The cock on the vine's all mine, all mine.
The cock on the vine is all mine.
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# Why Aye Man
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# What do they call a citizens advice bureau worker in Newcastle?
FYI Man.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# if you put your location as Newcastle on facebook, you get a 'like' button after every word.
Now say these words.... as they are, without accent: Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.

Or...

Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha! And here's me, thinking I couldn't do a Geordie accent.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Still.....
Would rather listen to you than Alistair 'the twat' McGowen.
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# Bloody hell, is he still going?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)
# *shudders*
If by 'going' you mean the same non jokes he's always done, then yes. His typical 'what would (person A I can impersonate)
do if they met (person B who I can impersonate) sort of joke.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I find impersonation shows to be fairly tiresome any way.
Bo Selecta was alright though... until every single person in the UK started quoting the fuck out of it.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:53, archived)
# The first time I ever saw the first episode of that
On my 'on digital' pre-pay freeview box (THATS how long ago) I genuinely thought I was going to stop breathing through laughing, It was that funny. But when it eventually came to proper E4 and then C4 it became shit. Although I did overhear someone recently say 'oh no my tails popped out' for some reason, that did make me laugh.
*edit* I DID use to smoke large amounts of weed back then mind....
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# I think I was about 10 or 11 when it came out
and found it absolutely incredible. I stopped paying attention after a while though, it just started losing steam once it got more popular, and everyone and their dog had seen it.

I imagine if I watched the older ones now piss-drunk, I'd find them just as funny.
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#
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# Hello, (..).
Welcome to b3ta.
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#
b3ta
deviant art
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# The misty Japanese stuff doesn't really bother me.
And it has been known to spawn some rather lively debates and exchanges.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:37, archived)
# when you say lively debates and exchanges
you mean lots of yiffing?
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# Hello!
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# A talker!
Praise the Old Ones!
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# Yiff yiff yiff
So are you the deviant manga yiffer Ulta ulta.deviantart.com/ or just posting their shitty manga yiff here?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:33, archived)
# these are fuckin great
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# No they're fuckin Pikachu.
/coat
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# You won't like him when he's angry
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# Hahaha
fears
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# so are you trolling?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# *looks down the board*
*looks at profile*

How's he trolling?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:59, archived)
# 3 naughty steps in their first week
nothing on profile because they deleted all the questionable stuff.
If it's just clumsy starting it's all good, but my aged cynicism has my spidey sense tingling
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# Aha.
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# who naughty stepped them?
sounds a bit heavy handed
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:14, archived)
# to the gaz mobile!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:19, archived)
# tries not to push the wrong buttons
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:36, archived)
# posting the same pic over and over again, perhaps?
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# and deleting thread after thread
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# we should totally burn them
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# lady hodgeheg
I like the background
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# Hello :D
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Helly anthropomorphoid who is blatantly unaware of the incoming hungry pterodactyls and their need for mammal based lunchtime snack treats
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] He should have seen it coming
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:38, archived)
# ha ha!
now do an ILoveHorses one :D
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Okay ...
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# Ahahahaha!! *click*
Excellent work :) This compo keeps making me want to watch Good, Bad and Ugly again
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# The Greatest Western ever made.
'Unforgiven' and 'Once Upon A Time In The West' can poke it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubVc2MQwMkg

(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:17, archived)
# 'Once Upon A Time In The West' does have the greatest opening to a Western, ever, though.
Just so we're clear.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Pfffft
That's one hell of a practical joke!
*click*
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Never gonna dig you up.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:12, archived)
# *SPANG*
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:17, archived)
# game, set and pancakes
lol
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# nah, look at him, he's all over the place.
he's shit at pancake tennis
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Tuco sings:
Never gonna run around and desert you...
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# ha ha!
nicely!
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#
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# can you post this one again tomorrow?
please??
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# This is exactly the sort of thing they like
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# :D
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 1:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Chief " Stupid Cow" never managed to kill an enemy

(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:09, archived)
# lol but www ris?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# dang, how do i replace an image ?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# go to the 'post a new message' link. switch to image mode, upload the new pic
then copy the URL and cancel the post.

now edit the existing post and paste the link that you just copied.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:36, archived)
# wut?
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:20, archived)
# just follow the instructions i have presented, 'B3ta user, 'real'
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#
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#
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# damn
i just can't help but laugh at that
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# use the edit button
but don't ditch a funny image
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Thanks
time to go hangoverharvesting
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Pffft
I thought that said 'b3ta' on the barrel for a minute...
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Injun Smurf is unfamiliar with the weapons of men.
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[challenge entry] My word those rowing shorts don't leave much to the imagination
This is practically censorship...
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Quick and dirty
Just how the dirty buggers like it.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Wheres the P?

Nuff Said.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:06, archived)
# as requested :)
pennis
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:54, archived)
#
She later tested positive for testicleosterzone.
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# Still would
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# ^THIS^
she's in fantastic shape.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 19:08, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Aww
Poor bloke on the right looks disappointed with his...
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:35, archived)
# And they said it was coxless
You didn't have to add much to the middle bloke. I seem to remember him being unusually happy with his bronze medal.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Cold-blooded Juneham in 3,2,1...
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# Aii!
I'll be seeing this in my dreams now
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:20, archived)
# would :D
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Charley Says: The Live-Action Movie
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:36, archived)
# :D
that's marvellous
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Rubik's face!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Cold-blooded mayham in 3,2,1,

(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:55, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck barry!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:11, archived)
# haha clicks
and welcome
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I recognise those penguins.

The terrorist bastards!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:28, archived)
# those are some strange looking popsicles Fred.....
hahahaha
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:12, archived)
# i like this
hello
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:28, archived)
#
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# LET'S GET R-R-R-READY
TO P-P-P-PICK UP A P-P-P-PENGUINNNNN!
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Guffaw!
Happy Slap (Feet)....ahem, I'll get me coat.
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[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Reminds me of...

(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
# i wouldn't worry
when he has to flip it over to try plugging it in again, you'll have a chance to get away
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:39, archived)

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