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[challenge entry] 'Ello my British chums.

Also, what happened earlier?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Excellent :)
Someone posted a huge pic of tits. It now appears the board has been lopped in half.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Thanks! But I have to ask myself, why do it?
What with that and the yiffers, it's like they've appointed themselves as our fairy pornmothers. Don't they realise that Google is just a click away?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
# 8D
Another random b3tan, (or the same one as yesterday with a different account), went tonto on /board. All their posts were deleted, and so were they.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Saying a user was deleted makes it all sound very sinister
as in "A couple of mods went round to his house and... had him deleted"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:18, archived)
# You know too much.
*summons thugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:24, archived)
# It's the web version of flashing.
It's all very sweaty and grubby for the flasher, but it leaves the 'flashee' with a sense of disappointment and you wonder why they bothered.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Needy. Feed me.
Every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Exactly.
You're spot on. Okay, everyone has their thing and that's fine. But why make it so, well, boring?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:30, archived)
# So THAT'S who killed the chauffeur!
Excellent, Jimbo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha! Thanks!
Yes, it was the zebra all along (stares into the distance at the mist rising from the scenic bridge over the river).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:27, archived)
# nice and silly
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha...
makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha, superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Coming from you Mr Toast,
That's a compliment and a half!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
# A woo yay?!
I think I'm going to burst!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Very good...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Great. More shit to clean up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# If it bleeds, we can kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Havin' me some fun, tonight!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdQnlapI4ls
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Good doggy.
Sit!
Stay!

*runs*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I nearly chocked on my orange jubbly then
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:56, archived)
# *tries to feed it a carrot*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Community service E.T.s.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha! Community service for those aliens out of the Argos adverts.
It seems fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Is it only me that finds them really unsettling?
They're like something from a kids cartoon that never aired.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:58, archived)
# No, they weird me out as well. Too much X-Files I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I initially read that as "robber of anuses"
wgich is, I guess, pretty much the same thing...
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Avoiding adverts has become a skill I intend to hone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:03, archived)
# TJ: Anyone else only getting 4 threads on board...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Aye
'tis like the calm after a boardquake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha
Cool. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] What's this about Z Bra's?


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oh hang on..
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:42, archived)
# *pings strap*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming to you live...


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(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
# haha :D
Beat me to it

edit: now with added pubes

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:33, archived)
# HA!
You got the better angle!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:36, archived)
# You were
too quick off the pube-draw though :) Something to add to your CV, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:39, archived)
#  
Don't you worry, it's already on there...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:42, archived)
# They need a bit longer if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Dishlicious!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:43, archived)
# that's a massive spurt coming from the bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I'm sure there must be a joke about seamen here
but I can't think of one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:35, archived)
# This is just the one thing that was missing from the Olympics
Is anyone else experiencing some weirdness with the board? It's only displaying the last four threads for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Big porn thread-rush that was deleted
Means that only a few posts are showing. It'll sort itself out once people post some more.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
very good. I see the schoolkids are still on holiday today also (tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Yes, I remember when I had my first beer.
Users and bazooms gone...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Stella Street
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:22, archived)
# That just wasn't funny.
And it was someone who knew how to mess with their profile too, so wasn't a noob.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:13, archived)
# posts deleted, user banned
God's love is eternal
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Thanks God!
Thod.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:16, archived)
# *looks around himself*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Or at least until user asshattery occurs...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:16, archived)
# what's happen
has someone did a naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Great big pierced nipples were
Nipples pierced big and not so great o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Nasty
glad I wasn't around for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:31, archived)
# My dog saw it
MY DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Yes, but
dogs love that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:34, archived)
# hmm, sounds like someone had a malfunctioning head
I hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Sad little person with nothing to contribute
God should be able to detect if their IP matches any regulars?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Wouldn't be surprised if it matched that tool from yesterday.
Multiple account misdeeds and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:49, archived)
# That's great.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Always a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:31, archived)
# ha ha!
wyh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:46, archived)
# gotta love the dog worms :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] "I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes! "
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Cheers :)
Sorry for posting over Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:33, archived)
# CHRIS ROCK!
It's Chris Rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
# the other zebras all hate him
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Oh my...
I knew he was annoying, but I always thought he had a certain innocence about him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
# He's a teenager now...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
# DON'T SCROLL UP
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:06, archived)
# SFW now...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:12, archived)
# thank fuck for adblock...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:14, archived)
# hahahaaa!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:12, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Hooray!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Best JTAH ever!

Ker-fucking-lick
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
# very impressive handling of ejaculation there
I shall click my hat and *tippitytip*
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Had to get it out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha, I know the feeling

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Ha! Nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:38, archived)
# He arrived as a zebra, he left as a tin of spaghetti hoops.
Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Clever spin on it
Well done Ducky
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Unexpected item
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:00, archived)

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