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[challenge entry] Worked better in my head...
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:45, archived)
# I had a RIS
Then looked at the Compo. Better in than out.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Kim vs Obama round 5
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:45, archived)
# YaY
:D
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Swat that smug Obama!
Woohoo
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:55, archived)
# I think that guy in the back ate a booger.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:39, archived)
# One of the kangaroos has shoooes!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Neck sounds broken
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Good evening.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:09, archived)
# close encounters of the thong kind
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Seemed clever at the time.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] GET TO DA HOPPER!

quick and dirty
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Dirty Works
Like my bumhole
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] RAAAAAARRR!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Well played sir! Have a cheeky compo related pea....

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Also!

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I've just realized something....
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I could probably....
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] go on....
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Forever!

or at least until this point.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:56, archived)
#

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:59, archived)
# ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hah hah hah...
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Hehe
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:42, archived)
# muahahaha
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Actually Percy, it's really just a pen.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:54, archived)
# bondcode: horseman, hear i am
wolf me whistle
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:09, archived)
# I often wondered what the fuck a centaur holds on to when he gives her/him the message.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Rolf and his penis eh
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:38, archived)
# He might be completely innocent... like Barrymore and Savile.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Tell you what, the Queen'll be glad- any excuse to bin THAT painting- IT'S A FUCKING STITCH-UP!!!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:42, archived)
# They should have got him to do the one of Vig - sorry, Princess Kate
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Queen's an old 'Divine Right Of Kings/Queens' devotee- aka Human Kennel Club. A bitch!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:54, archived)
# He's spelt his name wrong
Silly Rdli.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Don't try to pretend they're the same person, it's not funny.
I know it's a standing joke on here to confuse the two, and I understand that b3ta likes 'sick' humour, but this is going too far, and given the circumstances it's both insensitive and libelous.
RDLI HAKKIS died for our sins, for all of us. Not everything is a suitable subject for humour and you really should learn to tell the difference.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:43, archived)
# ^ths
4EVA etc
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:49, archived)
# RDLI would be turning in his grave, if he wasn't nailed down
in 5 different coffins.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:30, archived)
# This is true
I for one think that "jokes" involving vitamin D deficiency are not suitable for this, or any other, comedy website.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:35, archived)
# I've already reported him to the Health Watchdog
and I also told them he's been known to laugh at aids jokes (even bad ones)
Needless to say ,they were appalled.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:42, archived)
# LIKE A SCANDAL IN THE WIND
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:51, archived)
# MAY YOUR LEGS BEND IN HELL!!!
I mean Hull
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:54, archived)
# rikets
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:01, archived)
# No no, it's ok because I think it's funny, so it's ok.
So yeah, it's ok.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:52, archived)
# CHEERS
like in Boston

will his evil never end?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:41, archived)
# bbc news on tv said one woman had made a complaint about him
nothing online about it though
Drunken grope at a party or something more sinister? who knows? probably 4chan and the other web detectives.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Never let the facts get in the way of
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:57, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Evidence will be manufactured, if need be.
Yet one more rolling four week headline to bury all the other stuff behind.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:54, archived)
# can you tell who i fucked yet?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:08, archived)
# A career gone up in smoke, even if there is no fire...
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:20, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:22, archived)
# i do love bad loookey likeys
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:58, archived)
# Are old Attenborough and Forsyth are the only aged television presenters left who didn't knob kids?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obscure?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bring me the "I can't believe it's not butter"
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:24, archived)
# :@ ) on the subject of bottyburglage...
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:04, archived)
# I remember my first time having anal sex, it hurt a lot! ba-dum-tshh
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Errr ok, I think I need some clarification here.
Catcher or pitcher?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:11, archived)
# I alway misunderstood that title
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:25, archived)
# nice drawing! : )
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:47, archived)
# sweetfuckass


fine bogis
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Doesn't she like it in the end?
/sorry
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:31, archived)
# HaHa! I wish I had a frying pan.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:35, archived)
# OUCH!
I just did it for you. Pictures at 11.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Gracias!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:42, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:33, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:34, archived)
# HIS JOHNSON!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:36, archived)
# !!!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:58, archived)
# may come to a sticky end
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:35, archived)
# Oh god
Hahaha
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:54, archived)
# I don't know what to say...
*whips it out*
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:02, archived)
# That made me really laugh!
*golf clap* butter and buggery... what else does a post need?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:32, archived)
# HaHahah:D
my turn next
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Last Tango in Herass (Paris). Do you get it?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:22, archived)
# back in' 69 used to have a Mini that looked roughly the same
..got me to Cornwall and back wahey
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:39, archived)
# i'm never gone dance again..because my legs are slurry
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Choose Life!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:43, archived)
# Wake me up, before you commit an atrocity.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Fucking brilliant
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:48, archived)
# Brilliant no, gay yes.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:07, archived)
#

Seams okay, etc
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:20, archived)
# What neck matching algorithm did you use?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:21, archived)
# wake me up
before you blow-oh.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Don't leave me hanging like ......... (can't think of anything)
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm working on one, but in the meantime...
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Oooooof!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# is this the reboot?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:43, archived)
# your on a roll
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] compopea-compeapo

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Ha! I can see his 'four in a line'!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Woo
and a nice dollop of YAY!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Seachin every warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, doghouse...
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:21, archived)
#
I don't care!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:12, archived)
# "There's the bastard, he's behind you!"
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Haha
I see him :D
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Surely
Hogan?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:20, archived)
# who the fuck is shirley hogan?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:26, archived)
# hogan ham

spotify:track:1UohulVK1B20MMaGYpJmic (Out Of Touch (Radio Edit) by Uniting Nations)
spotify:track:2zzklcpDAS1ryizQj83uRy (Maniatica Sexual by Lito y Polaco)
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:33, archived)
# If I had to choose I'd pick the one on the right.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:41, archived)
# flex pileggi


i'll send him over

the pisscode is:

pregooch
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:04, archived)
# fuckin hogans
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Boston looks very English,
even right down to the Bleaschmnnns in high-vis vests.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:52, archived)
# AWESOME! Literally.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Can't stop doing Kimgifs
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Nowt wrong with that, keep 'em coming!
Obama looks like he's trying to yawn but can't... always annoying when that happens
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Great work, proper lols
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:47, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:45, archived)
# he got cosby good
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Hit him in the jumper!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:57, archived)
# THEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# wit the hippin and the hoppin
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# i heard that

spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Hahaha
it's the expressions that make it
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:10, archived)
# fucking fantastic, sir
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Wait for it, wait for it...
SUCKER PUNCH LOL
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:35, archived)
# that'll show the long-legged macdaddy
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:52, archived)
# hahaha
and obama's just saying 'duuuuh?'
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:22, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:26, archived)
# do love a good Kim gif :D
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 22:46, archived)
# haha clicks
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Love this film so much.
*gasp* "You're an American!"
"Yes, from America"
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:19, archived)
# POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER
(, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Wagwan bitches?
I'm back! Armed with a shiny new Mac and a Bamboo tablet. Have a cock! And a CDC hohoho!


Click for minutely bigger (260 kb)

I'm in there somewhere if you can spot my bright green salopettes.
EXPECT MORE CRAP!

Love you x
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Well, this picture is a lot to take in,
I may have to book a few days off work to study it.
That CDC is pleasantly firm, however.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:48, archived)
# I like making pictures that keep giving,
even when you've had enough. They just keep giving.

They're a lot like a rape in that way.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:56, archived)
# and AIDS
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:20, archived)
# lots of finefuck
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Only the finestfuck
from Czechfuck
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:10, archived)
# i was in prague about a month ago, possibly two
possibly twodekionplexis.imgur.com/all/

imjussayin

spotify:track:3iM1HF7zVAujjwwESbTVc2 (Pablo Picasso/Mary Lou - Live by John Cale)
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Ultramarine prison blues
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Think my last one may have been too subtle...
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Oh!
Shi!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Mockets...Mupocks...Mupcoks...
...sockets?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Hehe :)
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Her stillsuit is still on the rinse cycle at the laundrette


She's also suffering from a nasty case of Sandworms.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:48, archived)
# cheaper than Sting and better looking...double whammy :)
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:57, archived)
# haha

(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Must wank!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Nice. Reminds me a bit of my father.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:28, archived)
# JUST MIGHT
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Would
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 23:41, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:31, archived)
# spice(y)
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 18:53, archived)

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