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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Pfft!.....I thought you'd Pedro'd his head.....
but after a quick google I found his head really is that square....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:24, archived)
# as a fat man with a cude-shaed head, I find that offensive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:37, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cude
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:52, archived)
# *looks at keyboard*
how in the hell did I do that?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:17, archived)
# no idea what "pedro'd" means......all my heads seem to come out like that these days...I may have picked up a virus:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:42, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:44, archived)
# he's forming a Junta....his plan is to overthrow his own government
he's not thought it through properly....it can't end well :(





but ta:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:43, archived)
# No reason
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:16, archived)
# I aim to please.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# I grew up when the world was still in black and white
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Aye!
I remember when the man from Radio Rentals came and installed the colour telly (By which I mean he plugged it in, connected the aerial and tuned it a bit)

Edit: Only to find that half of what was on was still in black and white.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Haha, the rotory tuning nob on the side, only my dad was alowed to tune the TV!
First colour tv, It ain't half hot mum, "My god their shirts are pink" cried my father
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:04, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:18, archived)
# looks like it's about to piss down
so i'm off home. 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:26, archived)
#
♬♫ Post Op Pat ♬♫
♬♫ Post Op Pat ♬♫
♬♫ Used to be a man ♬♫
♬♫ Now he has a twat ♬♫
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:27, archived)
#
♬♫Postal Pat♬♫
♬♫Postal Pat♬♫
♬♫His AK-47♬♫
♬♫Goes rat-a-tat-tat!♬♫
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Postman Pat and his monochrome cat...
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:28, archived)
# I knew it was a toughie
So I put a clue in the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Proving that...
being crap on purpose isn't always funny.

Someone should tell Jeremy Clarkson.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Five a day one of they are......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)
# silly person!
also, beans are the devil's anal beads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Beans on toats is the best meal you always forget to have....I always enjoy it :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:26, archived)
# i can't even wash a pan that's had beans in it
they're one of my few ultimate puke foods :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Tinned spaghetti does the same to me....
I'v just defrosted 3 bags of lamb, but now seriously all I crave is beans on toast :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:32, archived)
# i've defrosted a pork leg shank
and soon, i shall be making a massive pan of curry :)
had a craving for cherries yesterday, but i o.d'd on them and got a serious case of scrumper's tum that had me squirming in agony till 5 this morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# MMMmm that pork shank curry sounds to die for...
I'v got lamb mince, some diced leg, and neck fillit that I got off the reduced, just going to do a basic slow stew with the lot with veg, It'll do 8 large portions that I can mess with at a later date if I want.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:46, archived)
# if you've got lamb neck ends, brown them first
and put them in before the rest of the meat. the fat on them makes the stew lovely, rich and gelatinous. mum used to make it when we were kids, it was lush with barley in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I'm browning everything for the flavour :-) and the neck is getting an hour and a half longger :-)
I do love barley in a stew but am not putting it in because it will make it less versatile to alter the flavour at a later date, such as if I decide to curriefie a portion.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# ah, good point
after the gut-ache last night, wish i had a bit of asafoetida to throw in, that'd settle things down a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# I had to google asafoetida
Never heard of it, where abouts is it in the supermarket I'v never seen it?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:08, archived)
# chinese/asian supermarkets have it mostly
if you're lucky, you might find it in sainsbury's.
there's a big chinese warehouse place not too far from me, plus chinatown is half an hour on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Loads of chinese and indian shops down here, I'll pop in and have a look.....
Sounds ideal for me as it says it harmonize sweet, sour, salty and spicy which a lot of my dishes are....
I'm off to start chopping...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Not a fan of asafoetida
it has a funny smell that I just can't get past.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 17:36, archived)
# I shall give it a go.....
I can't have a curry without fenugreek which most everyone else seems to hate....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
# No, it's not like that, it tastes kind of burnt.
But, yeah, I'd certainly give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 18:22, archived)
# this deserves more ripples
*not a fan of that freak though* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Thankyou, I fucking love ripples, made from galaxy far away :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin' all.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# that particular saturday morning cartoon didn't go down so well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:07, archived)
# HYPNO the rapist
Is my favourite of all the rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:11, archived)
# not only do you get surprise sex
but he can get you to quit smoking at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# haha top stuff
shame it appears to be nicked from Cheezburger ?...(unless that's also yours)....aren't we supposed to be making these up? "own work ethic"

cheezburger.com/5272840960
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:16, archived)
# It's MINE
I did it all this afternoon, no schooling, no forethought, no looking at owt at all. Thought it was original. Honest.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# I believe you....I've made words up also that I've found had bindun elsewhere
just a case of "great minds....' then.....Over the years I've seen so many jokes on here that are as old as the hills themselves...and the authors are proclaiming as 'own work',which is what it's supposed to be about.

having ranted on ,I am now adding a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Woot!
**thinks really, really hard for next post**
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:39, archived)
# When will we regulate these bastards?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# You need to be suspicious of ANYONE pulling out a pocket watch on you these days!!
Woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Anyone know how to look at file names on an iPhone?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# turn it over
might be on the back:P
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:26, archived)
# It bloody is as well! Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Tries the holistic aproach instead....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone seen the new one? Is it any good?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Something about plumbing the depths.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:39, archived)
# 'best of the bored"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# i'd buy this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Boy, that's green!
Yes, I have seen it and it was arse-juice.
Controversial, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# That pedal stal must make biking a breeze
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:50, archived)
# And as it's Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# wouldn't want to walk across that floor in a pair of heels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:03, archived)
# it wasn't that difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# just don't stretch them on me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:08, archived)
# I never do x
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# are you saying i've got big feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
# He's saying he waddles around the sewers of the city with his tiny little pinkies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# I have quite small feet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:26, archived)
# i'm a size 8
so not quite into tranny shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Pfft.
Also, which one of you made this?
www.examiner.com/article/extraterrestrials-nasa-rover-shows-mars-rodent?cid=taboola_inbound
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
# oh that is a beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# I thought you wouldn't mind me leaving it there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Oh god no
it's given my a challenge idea
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# So I see.
Extra points if you can actually get them published like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# "This odd creature was discovered on Mars by a person in Japan"
doesn't say if that person in Japan is odd....I have my suspicions
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:06, archived)
# fictional alien anal rodent is ok i think
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:06, archived)
# please refrain from posting photos of /talk members
kthnxsbye
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# That poor creature's obviously cold - give it a coat, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:22, archived)
# why do i want to slap its belly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:38, archived)
# MARZ RAT
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:42, archived)
# that cat's got a bigger nose than the creepy nun
but it has 3 whiskers per nostril, so it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# it is fiction so ok
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:03, archived)
# it has not humanism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:22, archived)
# hello paul
thanks :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# offensive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Twofer

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:01, archived)
# These are excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# "Fish, barrel," he muttered modestly.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# *deep breath*
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Him or me?
Be fair, could be both.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# you may be a cunt
but thus far, you have not had a detrimental effect on the finances of me and mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Politics could be so much more interesting...
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
# This should not be the first thing a gentleman* sees upon activating his personal computer on a Sunday.
*may not be gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:59, archived)
# the internet is a bit like the "World of Fashion" now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pGbMJrXvLo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:11, archived)
# eww
may 1962? the early 60s were wilder than i thought
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# This needs a modesty bag
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:44, archived)
#
modesty sick
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)
# after seeing this
i know that there is nothing on earth that could turn me gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)
# He is having difficulty with pussy.


Edit: Anny One is obviously some kind of robot, and not a spelling mistake,
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:35, archived)
# ciirv?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:35, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Cuck
it says oo on the back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# oocuck?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Dead... it's dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:36, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:37, archived)
# that was a most woosome video
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:09, archived)
# What about lions? I've seen some lions.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Kenya Believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Safari produces gifs which are highly believable.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Safari so goody!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Blast from the past right there....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
#
This is an alt text.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# you under estimate the powers of rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Poor dave ;-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Unsubtle product placement cut, with shock ending.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:32, archived)
# That's Scar: ever ready to take over,
unqualified to lead.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Batteries, SRS BZNS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:52, archived)
# jolly good!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# similar theme, an old one from me
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Excellent
Revolting but excellent. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 2:21, archived)
# haha, check it, the bird totally sings a song, this is amazeballs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xd4kniHJqw
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Good morning comedy troll account
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Oh come on, we've all got one!
(sock puppet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 10:41, archived)
# what's wrong with your darresque account?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Wait what?
Everyone has one?

I don't have one :(

I'm missing out.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
# I thought you already were someone's comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Well, I am a comedy trolling account but well
I thought that was the point

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:38, archived)
# i thought we were all meant to be happy chums together and live in a puerile digital art community of sweetness and light
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:52, archived)
# You silly deluded idealist.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:01, archived)
# i no rite? :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Oh, I thought it was all about failing to understand and vigorous flouncing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Been there, done that
There's meant to be something about T shirts, too. I probably wiped my cock on one or something
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
#
meant to be happy chums together and live in a puerile digital art community of sweetness and light baldmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
# No!
(Frogb3at, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:17, archived)
# couldja have someone reboot the server
i cannot even get the whole page to load
(Vladimir Gluten, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 11:08, archived)
# *votes for Pedro*
(sock puppet, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
# awww, squeee! ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 11:25, archived)
# On the off chance that HappyToast is wrong, and you really don't know...
Links, you daft sod, take it to links. This board is not for links; b3ta.com/links is for links.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 11:57, archived)
# wanker
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Wank 'er
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Alright Frank
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# And because I have a reputation to uphold...
...which I've been sorely neglecting lately... have this.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 8:37, archived)
# *filenames*
I want scones too
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 11 Aug 2013, 8:39, archived)
# I'd take the hot buns myself ;)
Yeah, this would have been the giveaway, so I'll link for the non-Gorillaz fans. youtu.be/0wy7ZCiiQVY?t=4m
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 9:14, archived)
# ahh yes
ignore an ignorant Swede, sometimes I'm slow and shouldn't be allowed keyboard anytime before lunch anyway
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 11 Aug 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Thanks...I think.
Great drawing though. You're such a tease, hiding the bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:00, archived)
# One must leave something to the imagination
Besides there are people present who may not enjoy male bumcheeks in their face of a Sunday morning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Nice buns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Thanks, they're small but perfectly formed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Can't argue with the buns, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Not if you don't want them to become cross
*snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Oh hell yes
Nice .gifage there, Frog, much appreciated :)
*steals for my collection*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Don't want to fry bacon dressed like that.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Not unless you want singed nips
Wise words, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Awfully unhygenic, old girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:06, archived)
# I know
He should totally be wearing a hair net...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
# God I'm getting old.
My first thought was 'nice oven gloves'
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# LMAO
You poor thing! *pats*

That apron's quite fetching, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Walnut whip nipples ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Very nice work as always !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] whoop's, grammar nazi level: threat imminent
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:16, archived)
# What should have been done in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:19, archived)
# FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU FUCKING FUCKERS
I WILL FUCKING END EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:25, archived)
# ooooooooooowesoscared
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:29, archived)
# 'beer->monitor'
trolololol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:31, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:33, archived)
# My spidey sense tells me
something's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:39, archived)
# Every Saturday
The same thing
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:34, archived)
# ypu, he's off his tits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:35, archived)
# some people are sober?
I think we've upset mofaha.

This covers it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h3fnazmnK0
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:39, archived)
# Close but
no cigar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:44, archived)
# Absurdist Vaudeville Clowning Eccentricity, again.
'goes for refill' brb
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:49, archived)
# I'm sober.
I mean, I'm drunk on LIFE*.


*My own fucked-up brain chemistry
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:06, archived)
# I'm running out of things to try.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:10, archived)
# Have you tried rubbing balloons on cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:24, archived)
# Of course
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:39, archived)
# Have you tried standing on your head in a bucket of champagne?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:26, archived)
# Ha Ha...fuck! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:01, archived)
# Have you tried the veal?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:26, archived)
# have you tried /talk?
on second thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:30, archived)
# Wash your mouth out.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:33, archived)
# You've taken that too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:38, archived)
# I'll spend Sunday chastising myself with the birch twigs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:41, archived)
# Vegetarian since I was 15...
EDIT: Time to go, g'night/morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:40, archived)
# 19 for me
but I bet you loved that pale flesh when a nipper.
(People always ask me if I miss it, I don't even remember it)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:42, archived)
# I don't think I've ever eaten veal
not sure though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:46, archived)
# Heeey, veggie posse!
I always loathed meat - the taste, the smell, the texture, yuck. When I was 12 I learned to cook so that my parents would stop forcing me to eat the vile stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:59, archived)
# Heeey, veggie posse!
Since I was 18, never liked meat anyway (except chicken & mushroom pies.)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:01, archived)
# seeya
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:47, archived)
# Night veggie freak
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:42, archived)
# 3 p/b
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:48, archived)
# Looks like a glans hat to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:01, archived)
# At first glans maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:10, archived)
# What tipped you off?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 9:45, archived)
# It takes more than 2 whisky sours to fix me up
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:42, archived)
# Didn't you get sick off 2 beers the other day?
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:43, archived)
# Actually yeah
I got a nasty headache. I'm better off drinking hard liquor, less crap in that I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:54, archived)
# Scotch, single malt, straight up, no ice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:01, archived)
# Yeah that works
That's what I drink when I'm in the UK. That's an expensive way to drink over here though, so at the moment it's whisky sours made with chivas.
I'm not really a big fan of alcohol to be honest. That's all there is right now though, and given that I'm on a kind-of vacation, I've been chugging a few recently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:04, archived)
# BOOZE RULEZ!!! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:53, archived)
# Hi atomic!
Are you pissed, atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:03, archived)
# All, ways.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:05, archived)
# Nasty commercial beer, ew.
Even cloudy homebrew beats that
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:07, archived)
# Well it should have been ok
It was a German import, their beer is about the cleanest you can buy. But it was a wheat beer, kind of cloudy by nature, and it just didn't agree with me for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:41, archived)
# That'll be the yeast
Also most German beers are now Interbrew.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:54, archived)
# SMEAR IT ON YOUR BOOBIES, MAN

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:06, archived)
# This all makes perfect sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I clicked, then I made this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:08, archived)
# That's not bad.
On reflection, I award you one click. Treasure it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:25, archived)
# Probably my first
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:26, archived)
# Oh, shut up.
You've had a front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:30, archived)
# Yeah
But I whined about not having one for ages before I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:33, archived)
# ahh, so it really DOES work :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Plumbing ever more desperate depths
(Rise and Fall of the Atomic Cabbage Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:32, archived)
# I like this
I'll raise my glass to Mr Floyd
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:34, archived)
# *Synpathy reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:08, archived)
# ah yes, Floyd
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 11 Aug 2013, 8:41, archived)
# quick n shite
(mittymutu, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:06, archived)
# *filenames*
*groans*

(also compo it)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:10, archived)
# it doesn't look very comfortable in the back, just sayin
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:16, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:26, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:15, archived)
# No compo?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:20, archived)
# /me eventually filenames after many minutes of head-scratching .
That's rather clever, have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:02, archived)
# Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# This is how Barry Scott keeps looking so young
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:06, archived)
# I like the look of determination on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:18, archived)
# Are you sure this isn't how they make it?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:45, archived)
# MY FAVOURITE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Patented
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "No-one ever lost money underestimating the taste of b3ta" -- after Phineas T. Barnum
(Rise and Fall of the Atomic Cabbage Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:51, archived)
# he was a pretty great dic tator
he fulfilled all the requirements
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:55, archived)
# Something about pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:06, archived)
# I did a drawing of Jesus, it came out wrong


Click for bigger (400 kb)
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:41, archived)
# oh right, b3ta's crappy image thing doesn't work, brb
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:42, archived)
#
try www.b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:55, archived)
# DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:57, archived)
# TOUCH IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:59, archived)
# THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:53, archived)
# LET'S RIOT
PINKY SHIFT RIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:15, archived)
# Bin dun!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
# why doesn't the thumbnail thing work, is this site coded by spastics now?
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:48, archived)
# It may be struggling with the size of it.
Have you considered jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:50, archived)
# OMG! THE COMPO'S BEING WON BY A 877.48 KB (898,541 bytes) PNG IMAGE!
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:54, archived)
# So it is
I hadn't noticed that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:59, archived)
# I had.
Rule Of Funny
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
#
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:08, archived)
# Which old b3tan flouncer are you?
Welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/~Gilgamesh

don't get excited, I'll be banned again fairly soon
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] S/talker
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:28, archived)
# OK, I don't know you so I won't get excited.
I hoped you were that LSD18 chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:30, archived)
# ^
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:42, archived)
# Bet it uploaded just fine though
I have done things that were "quite large" and they are always problematic when I'm trying to upload them, so my advice was to make it smaller.
With no 100% quality your picture weighed in at 240k as a jpg compared to 400 and whatever you had.
It seemed like a helpful solution but I guess the people from /talk know all about compression.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:19, archived)
# soz, got bored of that post three words in
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:28, archived)
# That's ok
I'll tell your mother to read it to you later.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:31, archived)
# she died 6 years ago but thanks for the thought
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:33, archived)
# What colour?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:35, archived)
# mind if I use that, I'm attending a weak joke symposium next month
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:37, archived)
# It's good that they let you out now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:39, archived)
# hahahahahaIdon'tgetitsoz
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:45, archived)
# it's better being a loveable cunt
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 11 Aug 2013, 8:45, archived)
# who's this "Jesus' bloke?
never heard of him...can't you do celebs?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:47, archived)
# sure can, I drew that guy from the simpsons too
I drew that guy from the simpsons too

clickety clack
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:50, archived)
# cartoon of the stray cat.
www.b3ta.com/board/10993171
↑prev
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:29, archived)
# phew
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:38, archived)
# phewww
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:41, archived)
# that was close
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Barney McGrew
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:10, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Hi Moggy, I drew a Funbird for you.


Maybe we can draw together when I come to visit Japan someday.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Thanks! I want to go London :D
Funbird!! XD
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:44, archived)
# I'm not in London, I'm in Cardiff, it is more exciting and quite clean these days.
I'm so glad your kitten has no bag on its head. That has no humanism.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Cardiff is good place? :)
I like "No abuse" cartoon :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Very near to Cirencester.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:08, archived)
# Interesting.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:16, archived)
# Cardiff is very good for creative people.
Dr.Who and Rastamouse are made here. And Charlotte Church.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:10, archived)
# I must search for Cardiff. :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:15, archived)
# It's between Newport and Bridgend, can't miss it.
Look for a trail of hope-stripped souls, thwarted dreams and tarnished love.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:26, archived)
# Stopping off on their way to Swansea
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 7:24, archived)
# Now now, stop making it seem better than it really is!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:11, archived)
# I FEAR IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:07, archived)
# IT WANTS YOUR FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:10, archived)
# does it put out?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:56, archived)
# Yes, but it mostly puts in.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:11, archived)
# You know what this could do with?
A final title card saying Fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:40, archived)
# i want to draw more continue.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:46, archived)
# That's no mewin'
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:44, archived)
# yes that's phewin'
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:47, archived)
# \o/
I've had cats that do not "meow". Siamese cats often say "mao" and a little black shorthair that said "Eep".
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Adorable X)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:50, archived)
# My cat says "uuahhhshsk"
I think he's trying to speak.

He's probably saying "This food is shit, you suck"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Never was so much owed by so many to so phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
# phew increases more.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:11, archived)
# Indubitably.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:04, archived)
# you got quite a phew supplies
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:09, archived)
# phew is immortal
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:22, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Also, this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:10, archived)
# This child like an old man.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:21, archived)
# 34-A ashley
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
# All cats have an expression which means
"If you do that again I will shit on your bed."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:33, archived)
# I have a cat that manages to communicate that sentiment to me
on a daily basis
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:47, archived)
# I piss on your toothbrush, human.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:50, archived)
# You've invented cat-vader! Great work!
Why is the bloke sitting in a pizza box thou'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:35, archived)
# Well it is nice that people are enjoying your work.
Or at least, enjoying the threads they create. To me, you will always be the person who said child porn in art was acceptable, and drew and displayed some yourself. So I will abuse you at every opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 0:32, archived)
# Wait. I don't accept child abuse porn.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:05, archived)
# Oh
I seem to remember you did. Perhaps I was mistaken. I apologise.
It is so confusing when you say 'I think fictional child porn is ok' and post pictures on Deviant Art of the anal rape of pre-teens.
But fine, my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:18, archived)
# Regrets, I've had a phew
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:32, archived)
# kill yourself you slitty-eyed fucktard
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:35, archived)
# I don't like him either
But this is B3ta not You Tube. That is too much.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:47, archived)
# hahahahagofuckyourself
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:09, archived)
# Cool, a special burger-arse or turd-cock icon
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:52, archived)
# Fictional abusive racism is OK, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:00, archived)
# Well, it probably isn't OK but this isn't ask.fm and we're broad-minded adults probing the limits of comedy, right?
Haha I said "probing."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:07, archived)
# Comment deleter!
Throws gauntlet.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:07, archived)
# Yes, I deleted a comment. I felt uneasy because I was thrusting myself into a dispute between yourself and another member.
Haha I said "member."

I gently return your gauntlet to your fair palm.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:14, archived)
# Good move.
My hands were getting cold.
Yes, i have a problem with this person. I'm not calling for pitchforks or sticks with dog poo on the end. Just know and remember this person not only enjoys child porn, but creates it. If that makes me too much of a prude for this site, then so be it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:23, archived)
# Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
Peter Sellers said that and I agree with him.
I didn't see the image of which you speak so I cannot judge.
Do you have a copy of this image? Or a link? I'm unsure what we're dealing with and I regret getting involved, however I'm irreversibly sucked in now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:34, archived)
# Cartoon Porn Law?
Regarding your inquiry, you should probably be aware of the so-called cartoon porn law, section 62 of the Coroners and Justice Act 2009. For all I know, Moggy's offending drawings might be examples of the sorts of images it's criminal to possess under that law. Requesting copies is probably a really bad idea.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:54, archived)
# Is it illegal to wank over S Club Juniors videos?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:05, archived)
# Don't forget that under that law The Perishers is illegal on the grounds of Masie always showing her knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 Aug 2013, 7:31, archived)
# i saw the image
there was no comedy in it.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:59, archived)
# Bollocks, I forgot that Moggy doesn't do comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:09, archived)
# Now, if is ok with y'all, I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:35, archived)
# Goodnight Ms.Lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:41, archived)
# That is a smashing frock by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:44, archived)
# My 'flounce gown'
not cheap. But i have a steady stream of customers on here...

Edit. Old family motto. 'If you are going to flounce, wear pink and get a penguin'. I have lived by those words.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Well
Should you need to flounce, you have the perfect outfit
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:21, archived)
# You leave my penguins alone.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 Aug 2013, 7:30, archived)
# My pleasure, Mr Shelving.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:44, archived)
#
resistance is phewtile
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:40, archived)
# Hello The LOVELY MENTAL moggy.
Now do a stray kittycopter.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 Aug 2013, 7:28, archived)
# More eye ear cat means more happy times
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Phew - just in time for the Hitchcock challenge

Binhalfdun I see. That fair jangles me jostlers.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:32, archived)
# ...Phew
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:30, archived)

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