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[challenge entry] Sorry
Just couldn't get it out of my head

(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:15, archived)
# *comment*
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:29, archived)
# *reply*
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:21, archived)
# b3taday rubs!

(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha, owwww fuck! happy candles you old fogey
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# I think I spent my 11th birthday doing just that very thing :D
good to virtually see you
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# FIRE!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahappy b3taday, ancient one.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Yay Eleventy!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
# aw bless
Happy ones
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# You look just like a penguin in bondage boy.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Happy Flamining wax phalluses
: D
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Happyb3day
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Hello Zank
Nice candles.... 8)
We could burn the internet down between us.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah, bum it hard.
Candles :)
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:19, archived)
# RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Running of the balls.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 11:36, archived)
# In Plumploma.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 11:38, archived)
# It was a test track
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:20, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
# very well done!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
# what a spunky little fella
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Good Morning!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:54, archived)
#
Would?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:03, archived)
# gay shift thread rush!

and yeah, I know, algorithms, etc
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 4:57, archived)
# there are alomst 20,000 varieties according to Bee Keepers weekly
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 7:48, archived)
# algorithms?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 8:18, archived)
# rithm is a dancer?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 8:20, archived)
# algorithm is a dancer
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 8:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 8:24, archived)
# Mmmmmm baked beees
I shall be eatings them with heggles and peri peri sauce! nommomnomnomnom
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 8:47, archived)
# followed by a light enema of angry, angry bees
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 9:01, archived)
# ... and a side order of furballs.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Honey beans.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 11:38, archived)
# The ones in my loft died in the hot weather,.....
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:01, archived)
# I had to work in Dallas, Texas, USA one summer.
We stayed in a hotel for a couple of weeks, the only convenient place for us to smoke was a terrace (ok, roof) outside of the banquet hall where we were setting up salesfolks' laptops. Temperatures out there felt like 120F/49C.

There were all kinds of perfectly dehydrated flying insects.

..they were crunchy too
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Mmmmm nom nom....
Only got up to mid 80's here but obviously a lot hotter in the loft. i had a dehydrated frog as a young lad, then in the winter my bedroom started to stink. the condensation dripping down the window on to the sill had rehydrated it and turned it into a soggy mush....

I'm just going to pick up my Line 6 POD Studio GX that I got on ebay for £15! :-)
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# i need to start ebaying again. I have a bunch of first release punk rock 45s.
An old GF (real, not imaginary) gave them to me to even up a financial debt. I'd like to see what I could get for them.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# It's my first ever successful purchase, I always set a limit abd bid last second but have always been out bid. this was buy it now...
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Nice purchase.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# You're telling me! :-)
it was buy it now as well, no auction, I saw it with 29 days left and 4 watching, I nkew it was a bargain and um'd and ar'd, then then it lit up that someone had made 1 offer, so I just hit buy, iwas procastinating because there was also an actual pod, local as well, but I knew that would go too high, which it did.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 4:36, archived)
# cock city?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 4:54, archived)
# we built this city!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 4:56, archived)
# on cock and ..................
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 4:57, archived)
# coal?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 4:59, archived)
# i was thinking hole
but you can't really build on hole, right?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:30, archived)
# female disease?
suppressed masturbation? either way, going down that list I should get in, no problem!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:45, archived)
# i fear i may be over qualified
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:48, archived)
# I had flashbacks just reading that.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:54, archived)
# congestion of brain
or gathering in the head. classic symptoms. seek help immediately.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 6:00, archived)
# That's why I smoked opium.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 6:07, archived)
# vicious vices and dissolute habits, in equal measure
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 6:28, archived)
# "Fighting Fire"
made me laugh
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 8:17, archived)
# "parents were cousins"
did it for me
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:01, archived)
# *Deranged* Masturbation?
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 9:44, archived)
# is there any other kind of masturbation?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:03, archived)
# this is fabulous!
I too would like to attend your Deranged Masturbation seminar
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# gimme a couple of days to set up the website and it'll be about fifty quid a ticket
gaz me all your banking and credit card details and i'll book the hall
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:05, archived)
#
you could try. want to borrow a spade?
What is the difference between a shovel and a spade?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 11:10, archived)
# one's a racist slur, and the other's a spade
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# balls!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 8:18, archived)
# well i got it
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 4:57, archived)
# Really Wild mind bending Stop Motion done with Predator Figures!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:00, archived)
# and how!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:02, archived)
# needs more LSD
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:02, archived)
# actually, i'm trying to cut down
but if you insist
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:07, archived)
#
drugs lead to b3ta as b3ta leads to drugs
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:11, archived)
# A few more shots of scotch, and I see things like this anywayawyna.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:13, archived)
# this hurts my eyes
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:16, archived)
# You might need new glasses.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:35, archived)
# indeed
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:50, archived)
# "Yeah...my eyes are up here!"
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:52, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:54, archived)
# intriguing
post the script
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Nice.....
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:01, archived)
# I'm always too late for fun
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] poor bastard
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 4:32, archived)
# who buys a red fridge?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:04, archived)
#
thats's why it got dumped
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 5:29, archived)
# it would've been easier just not buying it though, right?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Predator Dance Party
Really Wild mind bending Stop Motion done with Predator Figures!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTHqlWfgKxg
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:14, archived)
# ---> /links and FAQ
kthxbai
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:18, archived)
# HaHa!!! Predator dance noob.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:20, archived)
# Some people just can't make it work.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:22, archived)
# I may have to stare at your .gif over and over.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:20, archived)
# like that cat thing
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Kittens, like tiny children, look utterly wasted;
Walk and eat like drunks.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:30, archived)
# Just like Predator figures dancing.
Therez this kool video on the webz...etc...
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:36, archived)
# He's probably only 12yrs old.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:41, archived)
# Fictional b3tans are O.K. though.
Pull up a high chair, shop a standing cat,...etc.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:50, archived)
# Who's fictional?
(Ignoring the obvious perception/reality, existential thing).
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:15, archived)
# hahahaha
Classic
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:24, archived)
# Spazz
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:36, archived)
# Hooray!!!!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:54, archived)
# needs more purpose-built boning hall
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:45, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:51, archived)
# Predator Dance Party
 


REALLY WILD
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:03, archived)
# now tell me where the straw goes
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:09, archived)
# first I need to know whether Jim can fix it so it bleeds when I pee
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:18, archived)
# Ha Ha !!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:23, archived)
# that is ace!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:26, archived)
# Everything pivots about Jimmy's cock!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:55, archived)
# fucken WHOA
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 4:25, archived)
#
 


 
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahaha Fuck fuck fuck!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:08, archived)
# i think you want
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:12, archived)
# You've done ever so well.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 4:25, archived)
# This didn't bend my mind at all and I want my money back
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry] breakfast in bed

two things; one, blood doesn't work in b&w. two, fear my wobbly seams!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
# SCARY!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:15, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen a kids moneybox like this.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:46, archived)
# That puddy is a holy terror
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:09, archived)
# That was such a disappointing film.
TVTropes had led me to believe it was awesome, but it was ropey and shit.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
#
it scared the crap out of me at the time, bet if I watched it again I'd probably think the same.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Maybe I was too old when I first saw it.
Fuck.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# I liked it.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:09, archived)
# Me too.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:15, archived)
#



(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 0:16, archived)
# *obeys*
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 0:40, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Boy, is he happy about that milk.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Stupid fridge owner
Flans go on the top shelf.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:49, archived)
# He's grinning because he done a shit in some leftover gravy.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:51, archived)
# -Oh, my *God*. Look at all the junk food!
-Oh, no, Goddammit. None of this was here...
-You actually eat this?
-Look, this wasn't here! There was *nothing* here! There was this... space! And there was a website or something with flans coming out of it, and there were /talkers writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flans, and I heard a voice say "Freeeeebase"! It was right here.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:55, archived)
# This was the result
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# I don't Freebase often, but...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# A fuck bolt
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# why is it always raining on your freebase?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 0:05, archived)
# this is always good
:D
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 0:28, archived)
# how FAR will you GO
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:15, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:37, archived)
# the ring of fuck
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:01, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:07, archived)
# Nice catage!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:16, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:19, archived)
# WOOOOOW!! :D :D
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:46, archived)
# this is special
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:27, archived)
# That is special!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooo-age!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

Fuck
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Alice in Shutinfridgeland
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:16, archived)
# That's a great idea!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:18, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Later. We have work to do first.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Fuck Fuck Fuck........
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:30, archived)
# FABULOUS FLAN
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 0:06, archived)
# WOO!
I get up every day and check the Gayshift then I have to go back to bed.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 0:08, archived)
# It's a wonderful life!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:17, archived)
# you can dream
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:24, archived)
# Dreams are all we have left!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:35, archived)
#

(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:26, archived)
# Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:57, archived)
# FIERCE
 

 
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 2:33, archived)
# Want a date you sexy biatch?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:00, archived)
# yay!
at least it doesn't smell like cat piss
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 0:12, archived)
# you've met my mother?
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 0:29, archived)
# HaHa!!!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Something more recent
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:45, archived)
# *phones the websheriff*
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:49, archived)
# This chap has been spotted on railway property...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:18, archived)
# I WOULD JUST LIKE TO DISASSOCIATE MYSELF FROM ANY COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT THAT MAY BE OCCURRING HERE
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:31, archived)
# That is some strange purple graffetti spraypaint which turns black upon contact with a fridge to the right of where it was sprayed.
That is my kind of spraypaint.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Bound to get caught,
he's left prince on it.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Oh, you.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# pfftHa Ha
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:28, archived)
# Freddy has a new job...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha...they should do this for halloween
set him up as a greeter
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:53, archived)
# he'd be shit helping out with the carrier bags
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:54, archived)
# "cadaver nice day"
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:07, archived)
# "Unexpected frighten in the bagging area."
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaahaha
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:30, archived)
# If anyone looked like that at our store,
they were made to work in the freezers out the back.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:05, archived)
# I'm waiting for an episode of Emmerdale
where they build a Tesco Express in place of the Woolpack.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:19, archived)
# GAZ'es MODs
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha epic
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:10, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:16, archived)
# sorry dad
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:31, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:31, archived)
# IT'S A... wait for it....
wait for it.....




...wait for it...


CATerpillar!! OMFGROFLLMAOLOL

Woo!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Ooooof
it's th'way ya tell'um
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Nope, no idea what you mean.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:32, archived)
# You big silly. After another FP
I think that could definitely be milked.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:23, archived)
# really? I can't make out any teats
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:24, archived)
# You may see droopy legs but I see teats!
I Must have a teat fixation but don't we all?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:31, archived)
# man, if them's teats we've hit gold
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:50, archived)
# A thing of beauty, right there.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Macavity the Mystery Twat.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:22, archived)
# What have you shopped?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:47, archived)
# \o/ fantastic \o/
Decacat
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Do you think you could add a straw coming out of its mouth going to a Jimmy Saville ice cream brain?
I would click that.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:57, archived)
# now that's one hell of a funky beast!
click-top
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Twatted and he's still standing.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:16, archived)
# DIE HARD: THE STANDING
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Fucked 'im up good!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:32, archived)
# fuck yeah !
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:09, archived)
# PRONZ AWARDED!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:23, archived)
# I just smoked a prawn.
I feel better now.
.
.
.
more relaxed...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Pronz n scotch with a Guinness side-plate.
Ambrosia.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:44, archived)
#

note to self: I should post this every hour.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:36, archived)
# or stop whining and just post something new :P
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:03, archived)
# heyshutthefuckupchicoman
there's 4 new ones here
mr.establishment
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:03, archived)
# \o
stick it to 'The man'
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:09, archived)
# harsh but fair
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:16, archived)
# you're the one complaining about it being quiet
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:11, archived)
# It's not quiet at all.
Everyone's just being boring.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:14, archived)
# well you might be
I'm being very interesting right now, I just can't tell you what I'm doing
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:26, archived)
# nice tracing
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:29, archived)
# You are wrong about that.
I need not your lines to trace, ....sir.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:31, archived)
# ok, 'copying' of the columbo pic I did
I prefer your original works
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:44, archived)
# It is 'based' on your Columbo pic (which I think is your best work).
In fact, your Columbo pic is far better than my 'copy'. It has some nice details.
I was kind of lazy when I drew mine.
:D
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:49, archived)
# it's a nice self portrait :)
happy to have been the inspiration
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:50, archived)
# I wish I could have seen you drawing up the Columbo. I know that took some time.
I studied it for an hour.
See ya's...o/
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:03, archived)
# you old charmer you,
that's probably longer than I spent on it :D
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:31, archived)
# :D/
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:20, archived)
#

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:59, archived)
# O_o
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:20, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:39, archived)
# *zzzzz*huh...what?....
maybe Talk is more exciting
brb
NOPE!
FUCK!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Ah-HA!
You are dekionplexis' comedy account
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:10, archived)
# COME BACK DEK!
This place needs less boring.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:15, archived)
# ^THIS
Come back please!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Agreed.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Why...
...is she saying, "Bumface"?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:57, archived)
# I thought it was 'buttfuck'
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Betting Ends!
My money is on the cat
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:28, archived)
# o/\o
He'll be the death of us all.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:36, archived)
# FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:20, archived)
# \o/-Score!
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 1:31, archived)
# David's holiday pigture
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Ewwww!
More like it.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:03, archived)
#
inspired by ham's 'buttman' down below
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:21, archived)
# haha yes :D
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:32, archived)
# "Hague.....start the defectors..."
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:42, archived)
# "You are not you, you're me"
"No shit!"
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha
Oh dear that is so right
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 21:29, archived)
# fuck yes
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Don't know why...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# heh heh......I didn't know why either...............have a Superb,owl
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# Have you got anything poor (or even just average) that you can post?
You're making me feel all inadequate again :)
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:58, archived)
# That's a foul move! He chucked him!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:56, archived)
# You have to be quite dextrous with the Newsletter btw
This is the latest one: b3ta.com/newsletter/issue595/

Fake Rob is doing it wrong
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:30, archived)
# tl:dr
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Newsletter needs
a subject line and my brain is as dry as last Christmas's satsuma. You lot are funny - any ideas?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:19, archived)
# brought to you by the letters f, u, c, k and by the number 3
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Watching you masturbate via twitter
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# "Fracking while Syria burns"

too political?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Getting later every fucking friday.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Tell me
about it :(
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:28, archived)
# it's getting later every fucking friday.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# I for one welcome our new Saturday newsletter.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:30, archived)
# I think he only remembered when I brought it up in the post down there.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)
# I'm going to complain to my newsagents
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Go Photoshop Egypt and Show the World Something Important
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Mein Hund die Hoden werden in einer Mausefalle gefangen
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# taking bollocks-talking to olympic levels
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Newsletter detained for 9 hours without charge.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Contents may cause nine-hour delay when flying through Heathrow.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Heathrow security deleted all my Pokémons!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Batman and Superman in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:28, archived)
# DAREDEVIL, SHMAREDEVIL.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# If this website is rockin' don't bother knockin'
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Free with this week's Guardian - an orange jumpsuit for every reader.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Free LEGO with the Daily Mail. In other news, reservist bin-men called up from retirement.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# HOUSE PRICES RISE AFTER LEGO BUILDING SPREE
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:40, archived)
# PAEDOPHILE FOXES FOUND LIVING IN LEGO HOUSES
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:43, archived)
# IS IMMIGRANT LEGO BRINGING DOWN HOUSE PRICES?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:45, archived)
# ARE IMMIGRANT LEGO STEALING OUR BRAVE JOBS AND LIVING IN MANSIONS MADE OF UNIFORM PLASTIC INTERLOCKING BRICKS ON BENEFITS WITH SKY?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:46, archived)
# tbh, i'm too tired to give a fuck
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# tbh, I'm already too drunk to give a fuck.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:11, archived)
# B3ta and Stella Artois link up - welcome to wife b3ta
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Surely it's beer o'clock?
Where's my fucking newsletter?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Emotional scenes at the ashes today, but then most cremations are quite sad.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Thanks peoples
I came up with something in the end, but yours were much better (most of them).
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:39, archived)
# ...?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Same toilet, different shit.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
# A flush in the pan.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Well, if no-one is going to...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Eleven million!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:47, archived)
#
1.1000001 x 107
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:50, archived)
# cunt
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Err, "sad cunt" is more fitting, I think you'll find.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# PULL UP YOUR PANTS
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:07, archived)
# never late than better
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:10, archived)
# standing cat
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:46, archived)
# You keep ignoring my free Highland Toffee suggestions :(
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:50, archived)
# FINE! Just stick it up your cunt
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 19:28, archived)
# ...and the meat shall inherit the earth
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:00, archived)
# the big one from porky's?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:01, archived)

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