England batting leg-end and occasional wife-beater Geoff Boycott please.
Tart Monkey,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:04,
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With a bug facial, worms eating him and the look of mortal terror on his facecan he be Simon Cowell, please? PLEASE?
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:04,
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He's just opened the door to Sharon Osbourne's dressing room.It would be like Arnold Toht at the end of Indiana Jones and the Raiders Of The Lost Ark
( Tart Monkey,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:12,
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someone's detoxingAnd who upset the two threads that were above?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:07,
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Arrrrrgghhhhhhtrypophobia
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:04,
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Kill yourself.That's the only way out when you have terminal face bugs.
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 23:14,
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you could ask and/or provoke someone else to do it. artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 1 Sep 2013, 1:09,
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Seems rude not to do something after 9 years.....
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:07,
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Mmmm, yummyHappy Candles !!!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐ซฅ,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:16,
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Cheers Clappy :-)
(
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:23,
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I say! How........thanks :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:40,
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Thank you Mr Toast :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:40,
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Thanks, old man ;-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:08,
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thank you sir :-)
(
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 22:40,
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butt-head bears a resemblance to anthony bourdain
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:39,
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pfffhmm, time to go.
'bye!
('bye!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:54,
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His bumfluff mo makes him look like the least threatening dictator you'll ever meet.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:19,
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I think having no chin and bumfluff is why he is the cunt he is.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:44,
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That wouldn't be news, they hung up on dialup access sometime around first offering the service for saleAMIRITE BTINTERNET USERS? AMIRITE?
yes. I am.
(yes. I am.
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:25,
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Well no actually I've found it a very acceptable service these past five or six years.I'm not getting bloody BT broadband, though, I went with Andrews & Arnold instead.
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:32,
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oh ffsten minutes of looking before i spotted it!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:26,
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i bet you had to 'router' round for that joke!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:20,
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*stares back* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:05,
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*jiggles hypnotically* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:56,
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yep. with a knitting needle ;) Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:59,
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........................................................................................................................................................*runs*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:06,
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sshh!don't spoil the surprise!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:10,
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Not sure if enjoyed the feeling of boiling piss the best......of when you covered me in broken glass when you took the ceiling light out with your knockers when you ran accross the room....
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:13,
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at least my nipple avoided the doorhandle that time Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:14,
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you're lucky, my nipples aren't detachable Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:26,
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it was a genuine accidentbut you just try telling HIM that!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:08,
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Not true! ........It's just that some people might have missed the opportunity to click teh fuck out of this popular joke.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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Standing cat is gaining in popularity and not boring at all.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:57,
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At least he'll be perfectly safe in there, as long as............................................
*files under wank material* Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:10,
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if its under the wank materialsurely it'll be damaged by "seepage" ?
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:27,
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Yeah, seepage.*fires up the gimp*
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:36,
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Eyes of an aye-aye and lips of Sally James. Would.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:49,
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Let us never explore this nebula.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:50,
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look at that cheeky/coy grin Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:27,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Creepy Stuff"){kind=small}
I wanted to do a startled Miliband donkey, staring at cameron pig walking away from a barn, with a can of paint in his hand, with the words,"We're all in this together, but some are more in it than others" painted on the side, but you try and find the source images!
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 15:51,
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donkey has stolen joel veitch's mouth Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 15:53,
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more than likely Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:00,
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crusha ads Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:04,
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Google said that, but I don't know what crusha is either!Apparently he was interviewed here though.
www.b3ta.com/interview/joel/
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:07,
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www.b3ta.com/interview/joel/
if you look on youtube for the crusha ads with cats, you'll see almost exactly the same mouthand the cats are a bit creepy, too
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:10,
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I'll have a look in a bit..... I thought Milibands were a unique mutation though!
millibland is too dull to be truly evilmutant or not
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:16,
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He just shafted Syria and broke an agreement with Cameron for nothing more than political gain!It maybe the first idea he's ever had, but it may be start!
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:27,
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he hasn't got the strength to stand alonejust wait till the wolves start to circle, all his so-called friends will fade away
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:30,
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I so hate this lot that are in.....But I have totally no idea what Miliband stands for, he says things are wrong, and he's right to do so because they are, but then offers no fucking ideas or solutions as to how he would fix it, he's idealess and directionless, sad times :-(
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:36,
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he's trying to look bold and decisivefat fucking chance.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:47,
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We'll have to wait for John Major and Gordon Brown to have a child before we get another good PM!
can you imagine how dull their offspring would be? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:58,
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They were both hoping for a bouncing baby PM...But all they got were 4 caretakers in a row!
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:01,
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What you having for dinner?I'm have home made pork, chicken, prawn and sausage jambalaya
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 16:58,
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had a gippy tum all weekso i'm currently eating a bowl of red and orange bell peppers, sliced cucumber and chunks of raw onion, with mayonnaise to dip them in. my breath will stink, but it'll blast my stomach back to normal!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:02,
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Mmm nice....I always get bell pepper tasting burp the next day though, not that it'll stop me putting them in my jambalaya though!
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:05,
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i get terrible trapped windand eating this stuff makes me burp like barney gumble
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:11,
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Save it in a baloon and relese it on the bus just as you get off!
that is disgusting genius Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 17:25,
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nothing funny or scary here, I am working on the suggestion someone made here the other dayblend the faces of 16 Florida jail detainees. it may take a few days as i quickly lose interest, but my curiosity will keep me going
EDIT: fucking 'greater_than' characters ate my fucking text
(EDIT: fucking 'greater_than' characters ate my fucking text
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:10,
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I'm imagining stretchy elastic sounds as they morphTo be fair, I often imagine stretchy elastic sounds.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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when you....what
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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Sometimes when I whatbut usually when I why
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:07,
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This is what it sounds like when doves WHY
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:11,
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You don't even know how to say goodbye, you make me wanna WHY drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:12,
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My eyes don't WHY no more drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:17,
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I'm gonna WHY myself blind drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:19,
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And if you're lonely, and you're WHYin' all the time drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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I remember that Therapy? singlefor their cover of DJ Shadow's High Noon on the b-side :)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 14:26,
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Too colourfulThey need to turn down the saturation.
I bet, like all their shows, it's a bit of a damp squib.
(I bet, like all their shows, it's a bit of a damp squib.
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:29,
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Next week's investigation: Drownton Abbey
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 1 Sep 2013, 0:31,
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"Are you getting anything, Derek?""Yes, the bends."
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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Nightmare fuel fully loaded.Prepare to never sleep again.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:58,
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also, Jackie Chan died againalso EWWW FUCK!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:03,
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Nothing short of a ground zero nuclear detonation will kill that man.
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Captain Howdy,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:08,
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standing cat only lasted about 2.5 weeks PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:22,
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GOL(*giggles)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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HahaFake - the eyes are too close together.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:28,
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Does that mean it's ok to turn it into standing cat KittyCopter now?Only I've already bought the kit and it seems a shame not to use it.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:06,
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Fictional Kittycoptor is ok, I think. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:26,
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But the jury eventually drew their conclusion
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:17,
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I think she should chalk this one up as a success. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:30,
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then he should be hung PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:59,
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The unvarnished truth must be told. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 1:04,
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You'll have to wait for the unveiling of the truth first.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 1:10,
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It could be curtains for him if she stretches the facts.I wonder who 'shopped him.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 1:12,
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It would be pretty guache of them not to. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 1:19,
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They whitewash everything anyway.Just brush the facts aside.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 1:19,
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They had to sharpen their act when the only lead was broken.Edit: I guess everyone else is out doing something else.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 1:23,
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you can crayola you like, tears never solved anything
(
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 1:52,
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Cryla s'not a hanging offence. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 2:06,
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cyan as you're asking, i'm feeling kinda blue artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 2:09,
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Well this Munch is the end of summer.Edit: g'night all
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 2:17,
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Bugger, missed a pun thread, too busy settling extortionate docking fees at the harbourIt's a ridiculous port rate. We should get local people aware of it, maybe canvass them.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 7:54,
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Don't worry, it's not really happening.It's just a pigment of your imagination.
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:28,
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going to get deported Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:13,
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Court artist caught caught artist court catharsis.A special thanks for the inspiration goes to Will Smith, Smith.
(,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:15,
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sentenced to desaturation PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:22,
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Can you tell who it is yet?edit:- Hey! whats with all these candles I have!
Shit! Have I really wasted 7 years of my life?
(Shit! Have I really wasted 7 years of my life?
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:26,
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*peeks in**drops an aardvark*
*scurries away*
(*scurries away*
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:52,
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'Aadvark sues over botched nosejob' FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:54,
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really?I'd be angrier about the misaligned nipples
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:26,
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He won't hurt people over it thoughAardvark never killed anybody.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 7:55,
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hah! yes!also, hello people. i didn't really scurry away. perusing the board, been a while :)
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 23:01,
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o/ ...well hello thar!!forgot to pack his trunks?
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 23:12,
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I think an opportunity was missed.Btw Hartley Hare
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 1:16,
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You're still drinking then. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:35,
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Gayshift starting early then?
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:06,
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Also, where the fuck's the newslett...Oh. There it is there.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:13,
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Guinness.Then Scotch.
Then more Guinness.
Then more Scotch.
Then a toke.
And another toke.
Then another Guinness.
Then another Scotch.
Then another toke.
Then ano-
(Then more Guinness.
Then more Scotch.
Then a toke.
And another toke.
Then another Guinness.
Then another Scotch.
Then another toke.
Then ano-
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:26,
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Lager and decent a 'script*.Random smoking and despair.
*that sounds bad.
(*that sounds bad.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:37,
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I'M NOT YOUR SIK BITCH!If you want SIK, you add SIK.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 1:19,
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POW!!!BANG!!!
B-O-O-M-!
(B-O-O-M-!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:11,
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always welcome round at macavity's... nice hat :D
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:05,
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sounds like penile LOLz(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Aug 2013, 0:15,
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There is no bumper in the world which is connected anywhere near the sump plug.(Neither is the part pronounced "fender").
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:19,
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ahaha classic!still don't know what's in his pocket though...
maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:12,
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:37,
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ahaha!...significant improvement on that model
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 23:31,
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Spangspangspangspangspang!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:05,
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Because Friday night is fillum and booze night!
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:46,
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