The day the Tories show their cringeworthy 'Our Maggie' video at their party conference ...... Downing Street are in crisis mode, after claims that Cameron dislikes Larry, the Downing Street cat.
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beaubodor blogless,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:59,
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he hates the way it's cleverer than himalso, what's taking cassetteboy so long, I want a hack job of that video now!
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 17:12,
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I looked at that video for a whileDifficult to mess around with.
Was going to drop in the Frankie Boyle joke on Thatcher's funeral, Fry & Laurie's two gags on Thatcher & Alexei Sayle as well but it doesn't work properly.
Also thought of just adding canned laughter ...
(Was going to drop in the Frankie Boyle joke on Thatcher's funeral, Fry & Laurie's two gags on Thatcher & Alexei Sayle as well but it doesn't work properly.
Also thought of just adding canned laughter ...
beaubodor blogless,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 17:19,
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probably best to stop when your neck starts to hurt.
sooperdave,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:48,
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One of my favourite insultsYou've got something on your chin.
No, not that one.
(No, not that one.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 17:11,
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I do believe it's sundayTaken on my morning walk
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 14:31,
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Needs more Staff of Ranice though!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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Immeasurably improved.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:00,
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RPS WAYLAAPOMWHB
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 15:50,
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yes!it's the snack that bites back
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:05,
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i have met my light, flaky, crispity fate PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:09,
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Maybe the Gods are trying to tell you something.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:18,
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He's on a mission from God. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 17:19,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Controversial Computer Games"){kind=small}
My (w)horse and meThe company that developed the original game have tried really hard to rebrand themselves, but in the dutch game industry they are remembered as the company who made My Horse and Me.
( :DG,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:18,
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groom/train/competeLove the grubbiness of these words in this context.
( evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:59,
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ye, i thought i'd leave them in there...but it was surprisingly easy to find an image of someone brushing a nekkid lady's hair
( :DG,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:17,
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^^ThisWhat is everyone else doing that I'm missing out on?
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 15:14,
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Me, I was taking advantage of the unseasonably good weather to get work done outside drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 15:40,
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What is this 'outside'of which you speak? and the word 'work' is uncommon to me too.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 15:51,
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I thought that the Gay Shift should have a Grande Finale...however lame.
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Sun 29 Sep 2013, 7:03,
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hey! I just noticed that Italy looks like a bootI'm going to tell all of my firends
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:07,
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It's cunting Sicily in the fuck. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:07,
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and Norway & Sweden are eating Denmark!!and England is fucking Ireland in the butt
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:15,
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And we're still paying for that one... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:23,
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hyuk hyul hyuk!u gotz teh Ireland Aidz
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:27,
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Never heard of it.A Ron Jeremy conga line...FTW!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:05,
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I see it all now.All of it. Time, space, death. They are all one. All sponsored by Macdonaalds.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 12:12,
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Macdonaalds time space death.A good name for my first-born.
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Shlvng,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 12:31,
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HOW WILL STOP THE VISIONS?is dat sum numeat?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 15:51,
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Rubbish. Panini bubblegum stickers of Nonce Action 1977-1989.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 4:00,
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SOME SEAGULLZ!!!www.b3ta.com/board/11015021
(a joke that's quickly gaining support among gayshifterz)
((a joke that's quickly gaining support among gayshifterz)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 4:02,
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mofaha'd like a mofahayouwillseeaseagullandthinkaboutnukes
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 4:09,
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everything is so yellow tonight PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 4:33,
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It's a fucking pearl in a boat.OBV. o___o
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 4:23,
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having a partya lemon party
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 5:00,
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post-coital frog sweat is the most potent greening agent known to science.Trust me on this.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:12,
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"Frogbeat" on its own takes on a new significance. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:16,
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The only remedy Carlyle would ever take, according to the late Sir Richard Quain who was his medical adviser, was Grey powder. "Grey powder was his favourite remedy when he had that wretched dyspepsia from which he suffered, and which was fully accounted for by the fact that he was particularly fond of very nasty gingerbread. Many times I have seen him, sitting in the chimney corner, smoking a clay pipe and eating this gingerbread."
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Sun 29 Sep 2013, 3:03,
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Which I believe he kept secreted in a Persian Slipper.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 4:04,
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What an unutterable, yet entertaining, cunt he his. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:42,
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Love this snapshot of the Tory party conference/liddlebitofpolitics
Also, excellent work
(Also, excellent work
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:40,
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Pffft - stay up well past me bedtimeto investigate the gayshift, and bugger all...
so, have some Elvira
(so, have some Elvira
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:08,
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rumours surrounding the presumed existence of this so-called 'gayshift' are unfoundedgo back to sleep
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:26,
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"Wow! That's REALLY heavy Duty for a 2mm wrench. Who painted it pink?"
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Sun 29 Sep 2013, 7:13,
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Suppose someone's gotta do it?
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:58,
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"Mummy, my pet's been sick after I stroked it!" Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:02,
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Which button do you press to clean under the rim?Gotta take care of the Tamacockcheese
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Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:02,
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Ha! Damn - should of labelled the buttons :(
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:06,
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Tamacrotchi? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:59,
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HAHA I WISH IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE, BUT SOMETHING ID THOUGHT OF, BUT IN MY OPINION FUNNY, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW IT WAS ME THAT DUN IT? (
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 29 Sep 2013, 2:43,
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Bloody 'ell - that's good!*click
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:36,
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It'll grow a new oneby it being a horse.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:41,
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I like the concept and execution. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:33,
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Let's get this party started?
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:20,
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FUCKnightmares for me tonight :(
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:43,
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Musical cloacais pumping it out.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:32,
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He's wearing well - all things considered
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:37,
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He's back...and he will never. go. away.
Previously
stuff
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stuff
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:09,
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the blighter's only gone and left his phone on during the performance toowhat a rude sod.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:10,
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oh did you just try to call him?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:22,
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I like where these are going.And where they are now, too.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:47,
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It's either Hugh Lawley or Sue Laurie
and in his/her days as a newsreader/Bryan Ferry impersonator
and the classic "a bit of Fry and Lawley"
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 18:53,
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that top one kinda looks like me -- but i just got my hair cut a lot shorter so, no PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 18:56,
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Earings by Simply Silver. Her stubble says CONFIDENCE.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:44,
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don't you hate it when you answer those adult ads on craigslist for a quick hookup...and when the girl gets to your place, she turns out to be a he?
I hate it when that happens.
(I hate it when that happens.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:19,
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Get her home and she has a micro adapter dongle.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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Couldn't resist - but I had eyebrow problems :(
Sorry - my stuff has rough edges...
EDIT: Oh, and nice Sue Laurie original post by the way ;)
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:28,
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but they bloody are! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 18:24,
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WHO THE HELL CARES?????*cries*
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:05,
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Probably bindun much better but, Walt... Disneyed
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:43,
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Nicely!edit: oops - was meant for Happy Toast!
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:00,
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Pluto sans nose is terrifying taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:26,
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I thought it was going to play pong for a second :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:00,
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I'm failing to see what else it was playing. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:45,
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This is what happens when I reach down behind a cupboardto plug something in.
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An Egg ,D,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:08,
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This explains so much. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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fine plug, fine blam________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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the ghost of Dekionplexis is stong in this one PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:20,
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ZOMBIE GHOST 3 WAS SHIT. I WANT MY NECTAR POINTS BACK.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:36,
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i forgot to say how much i like this PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:37,
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