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[challenge entry] In UK we have no problem with bedroom tax
(PintOfGuinness, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:39, archived)
# She looks quite fetching with a 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 2:03, archived)
# BEDROOM TAX NO PROBLEM, DISMEMBER HEAD, NOW LEAKING HEAD, FLOOR RED, RED LIKE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION
STILL NO PROBLEM, SET THE FIRE TO HOUSE, PEEL KROVYANKA FROM FLOOR, CAN FORGET CROP FAILURE. CHILDS IS SMILE.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 1:50, archived)
# That house appears to be flooded
with tomato sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 2:02, archived)
#
is that gary linekar?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Buy, buy, buy!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:30, archived)
# I can't,
I don't get paid 'til the end of the month!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 2:04, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Splendid
I don't comment often, this was worth it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Ace!
*click*
Is it Death fighting an electric eel?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:29, archived)
# .......in Soviet U.K........
......i don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 2:34, archived)
# Graveyard goth club?
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:33, archived)
# As Valin would say: Which Witch is Witch Which? Happy Halloween!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 1:59, archived)
# :)
Made me smile seeing his name there.
Fuck of a shame is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 3:55, archived)
# fuckyeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 4:55, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 3:53, archived)
# OBV!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 4:53, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 5:02, archived)
# 'sup bro!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 8:08, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 8:55, archived)
# o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Yoffi
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Apparently Yoffi hated the show.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:01, archived)
# He got around that by sitting on his
arm until it went numb and pretending it was someone else's hand.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:06, archived)
# Top tip!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:32, archived)
# lifts
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:08, archived)
# a finger
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:10, archived)
# How hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:14, archived)
# Finger mouse
More Yiffy than Yoffi.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:18, archived)
# You forgot
fisting the tortoise.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:34, archived)
# Yes
and I thank my therapist for that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Primani top fashion
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP. NWANT. PORW. S.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, if this is the place for topiary


I'm too sexy for my AK, too sexy for my AK.
So
sexy
it
pays.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:50, archived)
# That is NOT an AK he is holding.
For pedants: It is a mid to late 1940's Mosin Nagant M38.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:48, archived)
# I have an AK I know that
I live in the land of the free to tap your phone calls.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 3:01, archived)
# In exchange, we tap yours, then swap data, everyone's happy!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 6:04, archived)
# good one
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Doesn't dare comment
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:46, archived)
# C'est vrai.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:12, archived)
# écouter et répéter
as they ironically said at school
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:26, archived)
#
dans l'arbre
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 1:36, archived)
# avec les singes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:22, archived)
# 'nods'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't understand this myself
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Only Russian wodka can cure cancer,
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:32, archived)
# I only drink decent sherry,
you don't get many chips here either.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 1:04, archived)
# Talk to the hand...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 1:04, archived)
# blagging her way since forever
(Zoidaroid, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Yeah what a shit singer from day one.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:22, archived)
# BLINDA-DAAAAAATAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?
And a TOAP - sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Well, I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Flights for 50p
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:50, archived)
# he's a
Kunstski
(Zoidaroid, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:33, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SOVIET PROPAGANDA UK


Comrades! This week's Proletariat challenge is to take Soviet propaganda posters and update them to reflect life in modern Britain. Fight the Bourgeoisie! With revolution! And Photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Too late for this then
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Chicken!!
Cluck cluck. Chickens were soooooooo last week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Ooh!
Some kind person compoed it for me.

Thank you mystery person, wherever you are.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:16, archived)
# I DIDN'T VOTE YET -- FUCK THIS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:18, archived)
# I don't think anyone voted for that.
It's a fix!

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Chinese botnet hacks B3ta
Blames Google translate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:29, archived)
# No reason.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:20, archived)
# No bridge.
Fake.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# or chicken
www.b3ta.com/board/11023043
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:49, archived)
# No shark either
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:28, archived)
# I like Bumble Bees!!
Industrious fluffy feckers. Like me without industrious plus I'm just hairy not fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Is he making his buttocks into ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Wanna slice?
Hit 'Share' 'Like' and please comment first.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:58, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM!!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:00, archived)
# *Watches and waits*
*Blows at screen* :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:56, archived)
# He loves you too
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:59, archived)
# I don't "like" him
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:08, archived)
# haha
perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:28, archived)
# hahahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:36, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
# weeee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Oh Dear
Facebook would not approve but they might and then they might not.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm in a silly mood


Click for bigger (82 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:37, archived)
# That font's a bit yellow! :P
/Had to say it, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Rubber chicken yellow
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Evidently.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote has walked right in and sat right down.

Your choices:

* Update Soviet propaganda posters to be relevant to UK today

* Women's Magazines for Robots

* The Underwater Internet

* Baldness

And here's the vote-slot.




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:30, archived)
# o_O
Edit: I pull a funny face but... did I suggest one? No. Well stop moaning then Frog!

Edit Edit: Thinking about it, have this...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant.Clicks like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Women's soviet underwater baldness?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:00, archived)
#
Casual racism
Casual misogyny
Freebase's head on a fish
Casual baldism
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Cheer up, old boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I can't help it that I was born a bald, Russian, woman-hating merman :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Don't worry, we still have Internet robot propaganda
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:22, archived)
# or pirates vs ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Ethel Merman?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:58, archived)
# no comments but lots of votes for Soviet stuff
are we being hacked? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:36, archived)
# C please, Bob.
We've not had an X internet one for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:39, archived)
# I want baldy slap heads
although perhaps its a touchy subject for some folk :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Another week of egg jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:57, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 21:44, archived)
# You like touching baldy slap heads?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's see if I still remember how to do this....

Evening all if the still is an "all"
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:22, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Was that pacman ghost from the last "donate"?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Sorry miles away
...yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Yay!
I'll be getting me one of those :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:57, archived)
# haha classic b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Thanks prodg
I do miss the old place.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:34, archived)
# stop going away then
it's people shirking off the responsibility of hummus delivery that is causing the problems ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:49, archived)
# I will make a concerted effort to attend more often
I've even have had a couple of ideas since being on tonight, just ave to figure out how to use tattyshop again :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# it'll all come flooding back, it's like falling off a bike
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Shirking The Hummus
That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Haha
* Calls the web sheriff *
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Hot Chick
(SpiteClassic, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 17:03, archived)
# I'd like a quick peck on the cheek from her
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 17:08, archived)
# I'd give her the run of my smallholding
if you know what I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 18:55, archived)
# I'd squeeze the juices from HER breast
so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:37, archived)
# I'd fill her cloaca with stuffing
as you do
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Sneakin' one more in.
(SpiteClassic, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:04, archived)
# No post shall go without a reply
.............. and keep posting
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 22:01, archived)
# there can be only one
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:22, archived)
# he's already got more hair than his dad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:29, archived)
# I so wish Michael Ironside was part of our royal family...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:53, archived)
# MANY CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:59, archived)
# I missed my cake :o(
www.b3ta.com/board/11022950
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# that's a shame
i have a feeling i'll be seeing my cake again fairly soon >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:08, archived)
# SHAZAM
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Merry Candlemas :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Happy Candles Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Happy Candelabra
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:40, archived)
# So does anyone else think of Blackadder III when they hear the name "Prince George"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 17:33, archived)

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