...but some would argue that it wouldn't be art
...was it art anyway?
hmmmmmmmm....
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:22,
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hmmmmmmmm....
Bored of the comp...
So, what shopping have you done, and then had second thoughts about?
(because it's either seriously shite or a bit too controversial)
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:24,
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(because it's either seriously shite or a bit too controversial)
*Deletes Ubuntu*
I post EVERYTHING I shop -- crap or not :D
EDIT: I lied -- I have created a some things of which b3tans have only seen a small percentage. It's a sort of body parts mix/and/match stuff. most of it is so weird even I delete it after masturbating to it.
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:51,
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I post EVERYTHING I shop -- crap or not :D
EDIT: I lied -- I have created a some things of which b3tans have only seen a small percentage. It's a sort of body parts mix/and/match stuff. most of it is so weird even I delete it after masturbating to it.
Ha!
I post virtually all of my crap stuff - but there again, I don't do non-crap stuff...
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:54,
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ha ha ha!
Actually Shallomz, Mofaha was the guy who corrupted me with the artform.
Bothe with his inverted belly eyeball guy, and showing me a website where photos were digitally manipulated to that appendages and what-not were never where they should be
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:36,
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Bothe with his inverted belly eyeball guy, and showing me a website where photos were digitally manipulated to that appendages and what-not were never where they should be
here's a crop of a mild one
as you can see, there's really no place for this here on b3ta
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:45,
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i might give it a go. is there an 18+ area? i don't wanna get B&
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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I think there's some way you can tag pictures as mature so they only display to registered over 18 users
Plus, just about anything goes there short of outright kiddie porn or guro
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:01,
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No-one made too much fuss when you posted it here, I think you're safe
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:07,
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You can't tell me what to do!! YOURE NOT THE REAL MOFAHA!!!!!!
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:08,
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Yikes - see what you mean :D
I struggle with colour matching (my algorithm seems to be borke) and seams (like most people). I only use potatoshop for "real" work - and it's only CS3. Gimp - I don't like for some reason, and so for general fannying about I use Serif...
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:57,
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I use Paint Shop Pro version 8
It's very old, but i love it, and know how to export my customizations when I have to use a new PC.
I have only started using CS2/CS5 for optimizing DNG raw files from my digital camera.
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:07,
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I have only started using CS2/CS5 for optimizing DNG raw files from my digital camera.
Also, I have gotten much better at colour-matching,
For me the key was to:
1) drag the blues up and down for a hue match, then
2) slide the histogram about until the lightness matches
3) increase or decrease the saturation.
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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1) drag the blues up and down for a hue match, then
2) slide the histogram about until the lightness matches
3) increase or decrease the saturation.
I tried using GIMP's Liquid Resize as a "PedroHin filter", but I'm not completely happy with the results.
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Just be thankful you didn't see the one I posted initially.
It was fucking my head up and I was completely sober, so I replaced it.
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:23,
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https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1683236083/VEKMkeD.jpg
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003...le_xlarge.jpeg
https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1683236083/TWfVW.jpg
http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploa..._phpR6zJGt.JPG
https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1683236083/lShF1by.jpg
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/290...ysb1qgjsxh.jpg
http://totalfootballmadness.com/wp-c...rek-Hamsik.jpg
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:57,
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http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003...le_xlarge.jpeg
https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1683236083/TWfVW.jpg
http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploa..._phpR6zJGt.JPG
https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1683236083/lShF1by.jpg
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/290...ysb1qgjsxh.jpg
http://totalfootballmadness.com/wp-c...rek-Hamsik.jpg
What will be matter in experience letter?
What will be matter in leaving letter?
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 4:09,
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It should contain the following ingredients :-
1. Name of the employee
2. Period of service in the organization
3. Designation of the employee at the time of joining the company,
with subsequent changes in designation on account of promotion etc.,
and designation at the time of leaving
4. Character and conduct of the employee during his stay in the organization
5. Salary at the time of leaving
5. Reasons for leaving.
The certificate should be issued in the letter pad of the organization and duly signed by the authorized signatory.
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 4:10,
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2. Period of service in the organization
3. Designation of the employee at the time of joining the company,
with subsequent changes in designation on account of promotion etc.,
and designation at the time of leaving
4. Character and conduct of the employee during his stay in the organization
5. Salary at the time of leaving
5. Reasons for leaving.
The certificate should be issued in the letter pad of the organization and duly signed by the authorized signatory.
DRAFT OF EXPERIENCE LETTER
_____/HRD/___ Date_____________
Mr/ Ms. ____________
___________________
___________________
___________________
TO WHOMSOVER IT MAY CONCERN
Dear Mr./ Ms. _____________,
This is to certify that Mr. __________________ ( name of the employee ) was working at ___________________( Company Name ) As _______________ ( Designation of the employee ) from ____________________ ( date of joining) to _______________( last working date ).
During his tenure, we found him to be .....................his services were found to be satisfactory.
We wish him all the best in his future endeavors.
For ___________________________
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 4:20,
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_____/HRD/___ Date_____________
Mr/ Ms. ____________
___________________
___________________
___________________
TO WHOMSOVER IT MAY CONCERN
Dear Mr./ Ms. _____________,
This is to certify that Mr. __________________ ( name of the employee ) was working at ___________________( Company Name ) As _______________ ( Designation of the employee ) from ____________________ ( date of joining) to _______________( last working date ).
During his tenure, we found him to be .....................his services were found to be satisfactory.
We wish him all the best in his future endeavors.
For ___________________________
I dont want you thinking i just comment on posts
without considering the content
...clearly that is ... the... what i do
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:48,
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...clearly that is ... the... what i do
I've probably got Cancer from looking at this
But how is Kim Kardashian doing?
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:31,
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from my rather scant knowledge of history
this seems to have been dun
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:34,
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Aha
Back in B3ta town after a long absence, so I may have missed it. Not a big surprise though.
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:40,
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:O
*pulls anorack over head*
*runs for the cover of a local cafe*
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:44,
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*runs for the cover of a local cafe*
And the correct answer is 'Yes, we must be.'
But only because Hans is a Ginge.
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 0:54,
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His former sidekick, Himmler, went back to poultry farming, in the quality control department
He became the Minister of Proper Gander.
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 0:39,
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nah two frames should do it
but uhmm sadly i lack that kind of skill
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:46,
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I am ashamed.
I am ashamed. I do not know this meme. I have never known. For years and years and years. The meme is everywhere and I want to laugh. I want to sing and shout and dance with the rest of the world, but I can not. I can not because I do not know who or what this is. I am ashamed
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:38,
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some waight lifter guy with a funny face
I saw they posted a guy who was lifting and he had a funny face they bruned my neck i didnt like it
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:50,
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huzzah!
I don't know why this tiny man has hidden in a drain, but there be monsters here :D
edit: hang on you've changed your name... erm... sha... sha something - who be you?
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:42,
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edit: hang on you've changed your name... erm... sha... sha something - who be you?
I saw this pic by Paul P and saw a series somehow.
He gets followed a lot...
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:54,
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:) was trying to do summat else
but my lack of skills thwarted me (OBV). And, this popped into my head for some reason...
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:11,
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Your keyboard has been drinking...
The original is on this page:
morningstar-cyberwear.com/?p=572
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:01,
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morningstar-cyberwear.com/?p=572
some great photos there
Keep meaning to do the guided tour of Manchester's underground tunnels - supposedly well worth seeing.
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:16,
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for more details on how to SkUG
please visit my profile and have a biscuit
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:03,
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More comp hijacking is needed
the last few have been a bit samey. And, the pet one only got 3 pages of entries...
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:27,
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I had to get this out of my body like a cyst or tumor. It had to be removed. I am so very sorry.
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:14,
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:53,
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worms dried out in the sun arranged on paper to resemble musical notes written by a drunken badger
or some language I don't understand
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:54,
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and...
its been so long since I've made an animation, I first went to find a copy of Potato CS2 with ImageReady, then I realized that is a PowerPC application, so I went looking for a copy of Fireworks and couldn't find it. 30 minutes later, I realized CS5 Potato basically has ImageReady kind of built in. MY TIME IS TOO VALUABLE FOR THAT I MEAN MY GOD I COULD HAVE BEEN ABUSING MY PENIS I WANT MY GOD DAMNED MONEY BACK ADOBE
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:23,
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Since the board is DEAD : Here are the results
I will shop 5 images into one magical one
please post 5 links (if you must insist on using nsfw ones, please mark it as such)
(next time i'll specifiy larger quality pictures - jeez)
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:10,
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please post 5 links (if you must insist on using nsfw ones, please mark it as such)
(next time i'll specifiy larger quality pictures - jeez)
I thought it was massively enjoyable
I didn't follow all the Doctor Who mythology, saw a few sizeable plot holes and thought it was quite silly. But it was still a lot of fun and there were some tremendous moments and nods to the past.
Plus, Tom fucking Baker!
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:18,
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Plus, Tom fucking Baker!
he said "that cunt looks like a fucking Jelly Baby"
and punched a cyberman in the tit
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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don't mind a bit of silliness
and tom baker seals the deal. will look out for it.
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:28,
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Rather than ruin it, that spoiler
has made me incredibly excited for watching it on iplayer tomorrow.
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Sun 24 Nov 2013, 0:28,
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1 ha ha ha
(said in the voice of "the count" from seaseame street)
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:18,
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thats ok
I shall use this instead of the 2nd link below (as there is no picture)
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:22,
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5 top stories from google news uk
www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/23/iran-west-words-away-nuclear-deal
www.nytimes.com/2013/11/24/world/asia/china-warns-of-action-against-aircraft-over-disputed-seas.html
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10470450/Minister-apologies-for-Pakistani-corruption-remarks.html
www.iol.co.za/scitech/technology/news/is-your-smart-tv-spying-on-you-1.1610854
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25032255
good luck
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:18,
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www.nytimes.com/2013/11/24/world/asia/china-warns-of-action-against-aircraft-over-disputed-seas.html
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10470450/Minister-apologies-for-Pakistani-corruption-remarks.html
www.iol.co.za/scitech/technology/news/is-your-smart-tv-spying-on-you-1.1610854
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25032255
good luck
i always said jesus was a cunt
don't believe the hype. hipster fuck.
*spits*
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:56,
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*spits*
ah yes see but that smeg then gets cancelled out by a hole in a plothole so its all good.
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 22:54,
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oi, this was drawn long before yiffedo came along!
(that image is from 2008)
Meanwhile, I can't remember why I made this
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:59,
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Meanwhile, I can't remember why I made this
What you can't see in this image (due to pixels)
is the fact that he is sitting on a chair like this
anyone else remember LOL chairs?
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:05,
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anyone else remember LOL chairs?
i do appreciate you warning us when you are reading the /board
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:38,
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who is this childish imposter about the board?
i would never stoop so low...
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:40,
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is that cellery
it is itnst it? I don't like celery or Dr Whom
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:07,
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Man this is too confusing, I just woke up and it appears I've already been here a while
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 16:08,
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Are you glad to see me, or is that a flock of hummingbirds...something something something.
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:23,
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Classy lyrics ;)
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 11:35,
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He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
hey hey hey!! i'll prance over there and smack you with my handbag
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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I think he's been trying to grow it for four score and seven years.
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 10:10,
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I recently noticed that Riker didn't have a beard in the first episodes.
weird, eh?
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:42,
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The dalik is covered in what appears to be different kinds of cake
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:22,
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They're in orbit
Small children like to throw cake at the dalick. They always miss, but due to its immense mass the cakes can't escape and are trapped rotating around its shiny exterior for all eternity. The dalick is also known as the Saturn of Deserts. Not shown: around the back at the time the photograph was taken is a stream of custard.
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Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:56,
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