(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:12,
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Bored of the comp...
So, what shopping have you done, and then had second thoughts about? (because it's either seriously shite or a bit too controversial)
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:24,
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*Deletes Ubuntu*
I post EVERYTHING I shop -- crap or not :D
EDIT: I lied -- I have created a some things of which b3tans have only seen a small percentage. It's a sort of body parts mix/and/match stuff. most of it is so weird even I delete it after masturbating to it.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:51,
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Ha!
I post virtually all of my crap stuff - but there again, I don't do non-crap stuff...
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:54,
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YAY!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:56,
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Let us see an example (sans spluff plz)
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:13,
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(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:17,
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ha ha ha!
Actually Shallomz, Mofaha was the guy who corrupted me with the artform. Bothe with his inverted belly eyeball guy, and showing me a website where photos were digitally manipulated to that appendages and what-not were never where they should be
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:36,
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Think I'll have to have a play (as it were!)
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:41,
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here's a crop of a mild one
as you can see, there's really no place for this here on b3ta
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:45,
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dA would love this
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:47,
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i might give it a go. is there an 18+ area? i don't wanna get B&
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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I think there's some way you can tag pictures as mature so they only display to registered over 18 users
Plus, just about anything goes there short of outright kiddie porn or guro
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:01,
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well i dont wanna be associated with that then :)
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:03,
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No-one made too much fuss when you posted it here, I think you're safe
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:07,
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You can't tell me what to do!! YOURE NOT THE REAL MOFAHA!!!!!!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:08,
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Yikes - see what you mean :D
I struggle with colour matching (my algorithm seems to be borke) and seams (like most people). I only use potatoshop for "real" work - and it's only CS3. Gimp - I don't like for some reason, and so for general fannying about I use Serif...
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:57,
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I use Paint Shop Pro version 8
It's very old, but i love it, and know how to export my customizations when I have to use a new PC. I have only started using CS2/CS5 for optimizing DNG raw files from my digital camera.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:07,
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Also, I have gotten much better at colour-matching,
For me the key was to: 1) drag the blues up and down for a hue match, then 2) slide the histogram about until the lightness matches 3) increase or decrease the saturation.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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Cheers Pedro - I'll try that :)
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:13,
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AND THEN DO SOME PICTURES
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:46,
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\o/
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:57,
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I tried using GIMP's Liquid Resize as a "PedroHin filter", but I'm not completely happy with the results.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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Interesting result though :)
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:39,
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Ha-ha....flid legs...
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:42,
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oh my, ARF!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 16:02,
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Clare Balding...
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 1:46,
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Posting this again
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 2:32,
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Hipsters!
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 2:41,
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(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 2:46,
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Fugly chic!
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 2:54,
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Thanks. This did wonders for my hangover.
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 9:32,
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^this unfortunately
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:15,
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Just be thankful you didn't see the one I posted initially.
It was fucking my head up and I was completely sober, so I replaced it.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:23,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:57,
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Woah :-/
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:12,
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That last one is very special
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:22,
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pipes is cool
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:17,
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What will be matter in experience letter?
What will be matter in leaving letter?
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 4:09,
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It should contain the following ingredients :-
1. Name of the employee 2. Period of service in the organization 3. Designation of the employee at the time of joining the company, with subsequent changes in designation on account of promotion etc., and designation at the time of leaving 4. Character and conduct of the employee during his stay in the organization 5. Salary at the time of leaving 5. Reasons for leaving. The certificate should be issued in the letter pad of the organization and duly signed by the authorized signatory.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 4:10,
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This is to certify that Mr. __________________ ( name of the employee ) was working at ___________________( Company Name ) As _______________ ( Designation of the employee ) from ____________________ ( date of joining) to _______________( last working date ).
During his tenure, we found him to be .....................his services were found to be satisfactory.
We wish him all the best in his future endeavors.
For ___________________________
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 4:20,
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(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 4:27,
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YES
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 24 Nov 2013, 5:09,
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(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:02,
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*waits to animate*
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:27,
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I lacks teh mad skillz to do dat....
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:29,
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nah two frames should do it
but uhmm sadly i lack that kind of skill
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:46,
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I am ashamed.
I am ashamed. I do not know this meme. I have never known. For years and years and years. The meme is everywhere and I want to laugh. I want to sing and shout and dance with the rest of the world, but I can not. I can not because I do not know who or what this is. I am ashamed
worms dried out in the sun arranged on paper to resemble musical notes written by a drunken badger
or some language I don't understand
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:54,
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:D
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 22:05,
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Well, that saved me doing it ;)
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 22:09,
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and...
its been so long since I've made an animation, I first went to find a copy of Potato CS2 with ImageReady, then I realized that is a PowerPC application, so I went looking for a copy of Fireworks and couldn't find it. 30 minutes later, I realized CS5 Potato basically has ImageReady kind of built in. MY TIME IS TOO VALUABLE FOR THAT I MEAN MY GOD I COULD HAVE BEEN ABUSING MY PENIS I WANT MY GOD DAMNED MONEY BACK ADOBE
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 22:20,
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Since the board is DEAD : Here are the results
I will shop 5 images into one magical one please post 5 links (if you must insist on using nsfw ones, please mark it as such) (next time i'll specifiy larger quality pictures - jeez)
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:10,
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Umm
is b3ta offically dead?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:16,
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*checks for pulse*
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:16,
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this is not the greatest post in the world
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:18,
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it is just a tribute
(evilrobsaw that ludicrous display last night,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:08,
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no, just been retconned. doesn't matter either way.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:12,
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was it any good?
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:16,
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I thought it was massively enjoyable
I didn't follow all the Doctor Who mythology, saw a few sizeable plot holes and thought it was quite silly. But it was still a lot of fun and there were some tremendous moments and nods to the past.
Plus, Tom fucking Baker!
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 21:18,
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An unusual amount of pixels for the one character!
(macroscian(1 like),
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 8:49,
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The dalik is covered in what appears to be different kinds of cake
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:22,
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They're in orbit
Small children like to throw cake at the dalick. They always miss, but due to its immense mass the cakes can't escape and are trapped rotating around its shiny exterior for all eternity. The dalick is also known as the Saturn of Deserts. Not shown: around the back at the time the photograph was taken is a stream of custard.
(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 9:56,
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:o
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 13:37,
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Terence Dalick?
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 15:28,
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I like this
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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Nice Job microwaves!
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:29,
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