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[challenge entry] Some like it hot...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Some like it hot!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:20, archived)
#
haha I just thought of that and added it as a title. You got there first, tho
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Variation on a theme...

(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:09, archived)
# nicely :D
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Nice attention to detail with the camera :D
Is the reflection of the reflection of the reflection the naked photographer?
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Had to be a 'Blad! Although, this is a pretty modern one….
this is a pretty modern one….:D
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:20, archived)
# A VERY pretty modern one...*drools*
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Details...
*click*
(, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotta have a bit of Lifestyle....
Bigga 730k

yes this did take a wee while
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Cant find my glasses.
Is that the Jeremy Kyle show?
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:30, archived)
# yep sorry - cfb
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Blimey - that's clever :D
please tell me you didn't do each screen one by one...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:31, archived)
# haha no I layer via copy the merged down until I had a row then copied the rows
not entirely sure it was worth it but meh - we love the web!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:36, archived)
# ah-ha - trade secrets :)
I would still have thrown the PC out the window after the second column!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:41, archived)
# I did - this is the back up laptop :-)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah I thought that
**Lies**
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:57, archived)
# too......much....kyle.....
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:36, archived)
# ANY Kyle is too much
that's why whole crops were lost
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:47, archived)
# and why i watch I.D channel in the mornings
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I see you've put something on the end of it. :)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:41, archived)
#
fuck that took me a long time
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Xmas Icons!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:43, archived)
# OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH
updatin this



 
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:50, archived)
# REPOSTING CUNT
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:10, archived)
# I miss this
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 23:42, archived)
# i got an angel!
the incongruous nature of this amuses me.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:51, archived)
# YAY!
Little things. I want a tree though!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:59, archived)
# I'm a tree!!!!
I'm a tree
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:01, archived)
# glad i'm not a reindeer
reindeer are cunts.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:03, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:19, archived)
# they're evil-tempered and they spit
or maybe that's llamas.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:20, archived)
# and/or camels
possibly reindeer too, but they make up for it by having psychedelic piss.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:23, archived)
# what?
*googles*
ah, i see.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:31, archived)
# fly agaric
the quintessential fairytale fungus
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I hated the taste.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:04, archived)
# I've never tried fly agaric.
I used to live in Leytonstone near Wanstead Flats, a great place for psilocybin mushrooms (liberty caps). Lots of magic tea in the autumn :)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Whut? I'm just off the Aldersbrook Road - where do you find them? Round the lake I presume?
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:19, archived)
# FFS I don't want one I fucking hate xmas
*pretends mine is a green triangle
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:05, archived)
# it's an eco-friendly composting shovel
for burying carollers who "accidentally" get run over outside your house...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Thanks, now you've stated that publicly I won't be able to do it damnit
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:10, archived)
# at least i haven't mentioned the tripwires..........bugger.......
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:13, archived)
# haha, tough shit, merry christmas
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:17, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Was the card I sent last year to the christian carnivores who dared to send me xmas cards,
if I get fewer than 5 this year I'll deem the hours spent on the 7 part comp worth it :D
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:41, archived)
# I don't remember the last card I had.
Haven't participated for at least 26yrs.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:04, archived)
# So do I, all fake and plastic shininess.
Edit: a fucking angel icon, A FUCKING ANGEL!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Haha
psst you can change it
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:43, archived)
# lots
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Not seamy enough...


Oh, OK then ;-)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)
# haha fuck that's brilliant !!!
Compo it and that will be "game over"
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:51, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Haha exellent.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 23:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 2:35, archived)
# Ahem
Magenta etc ?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Wow
Congrats for effort
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:58, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Groovy baby!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:12, archived)
# ta
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] surely bindun a million times?
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Haha, two in a row!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Dammit!
Source astronaut pic: check
eBay teapot pic: check
Check on B3ta to ensure it's not bindun: bollocks.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Green screen failure...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Ooooo that's very good
Clicks
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Ta! :D
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# I want
to believe
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Me too ;)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha, nice and on the subject of faked photos
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:01, archived)
# *blows thistle whistle*
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:02, archived)
# a Scottish euphemism if ever I've heard one ;)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:25, archived)
# pff
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:35, archived)
# You can rock it you can roll it, you can go to Timbuktu
But you'll never find a Nessie in the zoo!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Infernal large underwater varmints.

(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Sort of same idea...but mine is way more lame...as usual better in my head.
Made me laugh tho.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:31, archived)
# "i'm 93, you know"
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Aged with dignity...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:37, archived)
# like a fine wine
i'm often drunk
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Old, fine and mellow
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:46, archived)
# hey!
less of the mellow!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:54, archived)
# yep - got it in one there ;)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:26, archived)
# This is just a photo of them ordering tea at Tory central office....
...must have been during Movember is all as one of them has a stupid tash.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] What killed Nelson, anyway?
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# eyepox.
he was killed by eyepox.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:08, archived)
# :-)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] New balls, please.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
# That's a peach!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:06, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:08, archived)
# :D
go on - you can get one over the net!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:11, archived)
# a modern classic
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:26, archived)
# she's put some spin on them
look how they go off to the left!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Old balls please
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:15, archived)
# hirsute!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I was dreading this making a reappearance...
Damn you, Twisty....Pour me another mind-bleach and make it a damn strong one...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Nigella's surprise character witness turns up
Nigella's surprise character witness shows up

Double would!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:49, archived)
# yes
both ends of the scale
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I'd take any end I could get hold of
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I'd have that end away :D
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:19, archived)
# You secretly want Plod as well
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:58, archived)
# only is he's wearing a tickler :)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Yikes!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:55, archived)
# her boobs are clearly terrified of the police
they're already attempting to escape
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:01, archived)
# they can hide round my house
actually, that'd be weird if she didn't come too :p
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:20, archived)
# i'm now imagining you playing a bizarre game of hunt the tit
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
# ;)
lets nip that one in the bud
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Is it just me..
..or is Nigella starting to morph into Michael Jackson?
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Well, as much as all dark haired old women who have plastic surgery end up looking like Liz Taylor
And Michael Jackson went out of his way to try and look her. So yes.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:12, archived)
# jeepers!
that so true!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Double WOOD!
I came very quickly and then got excited again. Even before I saw a certain infamous video, I'd definitely prefer oral from Nigella, though. If hell freezes over and I get the chance or the choice, of course.
(, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Carpet burns are bastards
and that's one big carpet :)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
'clicks hard'
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:14, archived)
# WOOF!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Quack!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:59, archived)
# *opens window*
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The time is nigh.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:30, archived)
# and i'm holding on....
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:32, archived)
# to what?
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:00, archived)
# sanity, usually
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:01, archived)
# His number one?
oops her
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Not long now...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Katie! Over here, over here.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:23, archived)
# that's no way for Royalty to behave
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely :D
nwot..
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I post it each year but at last I can compo it.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:17, archived)
# YOU'RE BARD!!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:35, archived)
# haha spang
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:36, archived)
# *frowns*
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:36, archived)
# *readies the spanging device*
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:17, archived)
# needs more wing gremlin
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:27, archived)
# You are right......
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:38, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I think she's on the wrong train...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:53, archived)
# =)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Is that Madonna's bra on the door?
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:57, archived)
# yep
was just a training one back then though, then they grew all pointy.
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky meme pea for compo
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Your delivery has arrived, Mr Brunel
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:36, archived)
# come in number 7
your time is up
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:41, archived)
# The Lady of "That's-yer-lot".
As it were...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:50, archived)
# she's lump
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:01, archived)
# I think so
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:09, archived)
# she's going to ruin that blanket
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:11, archived)
# I'm goin' to eat a lot of peaches...
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)
# moving to the country?
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:58, archived)
# There's a kitty on the floor and I want to touch it
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
# 0_0
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:14, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Sympathy reply before it gets kicked into the nether regions of the B3ta annals :)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:50, archived)

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