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# Could have been worse ...
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Cigarfinger
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Neah
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Pffft
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 22:56, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:39, archived)
# As the Persian Sign Language translation of his performance clearly contains the phrases "death to the infidel West"
and "LOL, your security is fucking shit, look, I'm standing right next to one of the most powerful men in the world and I could have a bomb strapped to me right now and you wouldn't have a fucking clue", I'm surprised he's still at liberty.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:47, archived)
# they paid him £52
I guess he did a £52 job.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:51, archived)
# What, the terrorists?
£52 to blow himself up, he thinks 'fuck that, my family will receive THOUSANDS if I die on the job as a Hollywood stuntman'
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:58, archived)
# I beg to differ but Obama is clearly not one of the most powerful men in the west
I actually thing I could have him in a fight and I'm shit at fistycuffs
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:09, archived)
# sign laungage?
I speak double jointed...
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:09, archived)
# freak!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Yes?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] kids will be kids!!!


damn beaten to it further below!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:50, archived)
# racist!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:46, archived)
# S' nigger
Disgusting I will be sending a strongly worded email to my local MEP
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:07, archived)
# NUKE THE WHALES!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:36, archived)
# SNAP!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Where's my frying pan?
Arf!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:23, archived)
# this one's in a stable condition too!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:28, archived)
#
"...inn a stable relationship". God dam it!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:30, archived)
# ah missed that !
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh! *spang*
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:35, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:35, archived)
# ...and now on BBC2; our programs for deaf viewers...
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Lacist!
and excellent signature comment!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:50, archived)
# what?????
eh???
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Aw... I was just about to do this! Beaten to it!!
:D
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas card de-facing?


I'll get my coat...
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] saw that and thought of this!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:27, archived)
# KAWAIIAN PIZZA
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Did you pick off all the little bits of pikachu?
Hello Sunshine :)
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:02, archived)
# helloooooo
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:23, archived)
# would
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:02, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:05, archived)
# FP* now
*(Fresh Pizza)
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Shouldn't mess with the snowman.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
That snowman reminds me of this guy from analyze this
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:42, archived)
# I approve of this Christmas message
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:48, archived)
# GOD TUB?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)
# God Jul
that's "Merry Christmas" in Swedish.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:57, archived)
# And Norwegian.
100%TRUFAX
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Danish too, obviously...
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:00, archived)
# And the first part of "God, Jules Holland's on telly again, must be New Year's"
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:10, archived)
# heheheheh

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha
I like the blink Linus does at the end
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] NativiTV

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
That's good
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:13, archived)
# world's worst pinball machine...
EDIT: hmm - I'm sure the Bailey's and Quality Street miraculously appeared since my comment!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha, excellent!
Nice retro telly
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Nicely
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:46, archived)
# I can well believe that's been on 2000 times.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:48, archived)
# and here's to 2000 more
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Well, obviously...
"He-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!"
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:44, archived)
# oh that's lovely
have you stopped moaning yet? Which challenge did you want?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Haha! I wasn't moaning, really. Just wondered why the votes aren't open 24hrs….
really. Just wondered why the votes aren't open 24hrs….I'm happy with the cards but dogs would've been fun too.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:08, archived)
# I used to wonder that
but I stopped when I remembered this is B3ta :D
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:13, archived)
# then more came, and wise
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:08, archived)
# This is marvellous.
I would love to get this made up into proper cards.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:09, archived)
# greatness
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Is that Marty McFly at the back?
Rewriting history?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Deaf Card
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:11, archived)
#
This made me laugh you miserable sod
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Genulol
*click*
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Shiny shiny ducks. Fisheries
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
What was the guy actually signing?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:42, archived)
# This:
"I support, basic, salutations, salutations, inside, joining in, this week, cigarette, inside, to prove, and on and on, to support, I would please, to say, from me to you, talking to you so far.

Hello, welcome, so far, well, cigarette, join, bringing in, different to you, [...] and I would like to pray, this offering, basically, this is fun, all of these balls, too prove, this is good, I'm sorry."
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 21:06, archived)
# A Merry Easter, Bar Mitzvah, Cock, Fuck Egg!!!!
Nicking that for my sig!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:53, archived)
# Turnip, buttocks, tractor, yulewagon!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Pfffffffft
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK CHRISTMAS...
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry had to
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Santa's regurgitating worms right?
That's what he's doing, right?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Gross but brilliant
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)
# haha, that's strangely tender
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Have an animated logo.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:36, archived)
#
Is it an HSBC logo?
Edit: Oh cor that's natty
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:43, archived)
# how the hell do you do these they are ace
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:53, archived)
# He has an algorithm.
And witchcraft.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:54, archived)
# I could tell you, but then....
I use StippleGen_2 to create a 'travelling salesman path' from an image.
I edit the svg text to create a spline that I then use to move objects along with PovRay. The tricky part is to get things to point head first as they follow the path. I hope that was all clear.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Jeez, you are a talented bastard!
looked at your profile page, there is some awesome work there dude!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas card?
Sorry ...
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:24, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:33, archived)
#
It's got bells on?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
private parcel operators would have put the card in the bin
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:58, archived)
# and the parcel in their car
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] first dibs
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Rudolph the white nosed reindeer
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:38, archived)
# <obvious Nigella response>
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:53, archived)
# #TeamNigella !
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Rather have her to myself
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:35, archived)
#
She's mine
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Santa's gunna be getting deer sausage this year
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry H-Mas
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11, archived)
# I think this should win the compo.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick one...
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] and another :(
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:39, archived)

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