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[challenge entry] 8/11
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:52, archived)
# nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Are you sure about that date?
It looks a bit sunny for a November day.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:05, archived)
# I was expecting Hulk Hogan
just wandering around, not causing destruction.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this should win the compo coz it's topical!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:46, archived)
# GAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:01, archived)
# It looked better on the box...


I guessed wrong again with the comp :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:39, archived)
# lovely disease ridden teeth
for that added infectious gameplay element
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Includes 8 tetanus jabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Not quick, but shit.
but shit.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:29, archived)
# the lovable hugable auditory characters that every kid wants for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Great listeners, but not big on talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I get away with a phoneme...?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:31, archived)
# :D
also.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:33, archived)
# This makes sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:38, archived)
# also :D for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] To all in tents and porpoise
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:10, archived)
# They keep a very clean tent.
Kudos, lads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:21, archived)
# I'm going to be a party pooper and suggest that this shouldn't be in the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Read the challenge brief again you fucking mong
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Ha. Challenge entropy ensures that after three days, it's all TOAP/starwars/film posters/freebase anyway
three days two minutes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] like this 'thats no moon' themed one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:58, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:57, archived)
# what's the porpoise of that pic?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Had this festering for ages
Should have left it festering
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:57, archived)
# shouldn't it be TOAR?
or are you spelling rope 'roap'?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:03, archived)
# I thought it was soap on a rope
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:57, archived)
# A freudian slip is saying one thing and meaning your mother
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:03, archived)
# :D
Just reminded me of two tickets to titsburg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha superb
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Ha ha, in your face Freud...
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Haha!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The Lady's not for burning.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Forged in the fires of hell, no flame of man could hurt her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:56, archived)
# that's all kinds of fear
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:57, archived)
# uh!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:46, archived)
# Blobby!
Blobby, blobby, blob, blob!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10934039
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:54, archived)
#
Justin Lee Collins took his womens awareness course a bit too far....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's Donnie


Click for bigger (284 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:40, archived)
# Psssst...
Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:53, archived)
# haha, her eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Dare you gaze into the Teeth of Donnie?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I have a ream
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:03, archived)
# that one day coloured cartridges and white paper will play together
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess this fits the rules
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:09, archived)
# proper snorted a laugh outta this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:44, archived)
# 80gm is now the accepted standard.
Things were different, back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Leave no Stone unburned
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 7:54, archived)
# Joey Deacon on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 7:56, archived)
# Hot Rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:00, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - LOST CONSONANTS

We've two weeks of wordplay ahead of us. Take a well known phrase or saying, remove, add or change just one letter, and illustrate the humourous result!
(Challenge suggested by Moon Monkey)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 7:17, archived)
# Gregg's Angels?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 7:23, archived)
# If it's for two weeks, can't we have two things running?
We'll dry up of letter-based puns in a few days and by new year it'll only be Mofaha and Pedro's eternal love embrace keeping this place going. I mean it's not like people are going to get b3ta gift memberships for Christmas, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:08, archived)
# did you keep the receipt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:39, archived)
#
suggested by Moon Monkey stolen from Graham Rawle
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:11, archived)
# Have you seen Graham Rawle's Wonder book of fun?
marvellous it is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:26, archived)
# No, but as a stoodent in a shared house
we decorated our dining room with Lost Consonants cut out of the Grauniad magazine, until they sadly stopped printing them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:37, archived)
# 'stolen from Graham Rawle'
Thats who I stole the idea from when I nominated this 6 MONTHS AGO and it didn't even get into the 4 to choose from :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:52, archived)
# That took me far too long :)
Thatvotewasanepicbattlebetweenacoupleofpeoplewithmultipleaccounts/computers/proxyservers/etcbtw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:53, archived)
# was it?
that's a shame
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Seemed very suspicious to me
Not complaining though, at least it's not fucking xmas
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Groan


(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 6:33, archived)
# meh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 6:40, archived)
# Oh, ewe! That's a really baaad pun
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 6:57, archived)
# heh heh
Nicely ilustrated too
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 7:44, archived)
# Oh, to have been a child star.


http://beardcomplex.tumblr.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:50, archived)
# And that as they say, was that
I love a happy ending :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:05, archived)
# True story
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Nice bit of perspective there :-D
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Hell hath no fury like a ginger scorned.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 23:11, archived)
# thank god
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 23:15, archived)
# I like this.
I love the cosmological scale of nature not giving a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Dec 2013, 23:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 0:37, archived)
# Now that's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 0:41, archived)
# Rob Bonadouchey
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 1:03, archived)
# I think
I just came.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 1:16, archived)
# i KNOW I did
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:45, archived)
# Why????
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 1:27, archived)
# Because it's there!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 5:04, archived)
# He looks weird with that new haircut doesn't he
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 3:07, archived)
# I'm 12 and what is this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 9:13, archived)
# Whoa
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 3:07, archived)
# better never than late

bin dun? quite likely.
(BernardMittens is meowing at the door, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:26, archived)
# needs more mustard
clicks anyway :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:30, archived)
# *tries to think of 'mus her tard' joke*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:42, archived)
# maybe she must turd
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:58, archived)
# kneads her musts hard
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:02, archived)
# I'd knead her musts,
fnar fnar etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:12, archived)
# would she look at you with those big brown eyes while you were doing it?
or would she do another line
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Mus is Swedish and Norwegian for both mouse and pussy
not sure if that helps. It's pronounced "moose".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:28, archived)
# This is useful information and I will use it at the opportunity of it's use.
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:45, archived)
# It's just tarragon officer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:08, archived)
# All of the recent revelations have only boosted my love for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 23:48, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 8:47, archived)

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