Come to Butthead
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 16:21,
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Dan-dan-DA-DA-DA..Diddle-diddle-diddle-dan-DA-DA-DA...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 16:49,
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Never gets old. : )
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 1:26,
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And who are you, the proud lord said,
that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.
(that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.
maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:52,
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There was a young fellow from ScunthorpeWho buried his cock in a cunt whore
Pulled out of her bits
Then jizzed on her tits
Said "give me a discount, you munter"
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Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:56,
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Pulled out of her bits
Then jizzed on her tits
Said "give me a discount, you munter"
and she did, because anyone living in a place called "scunthorpe" clearly has a low opinion of themselves maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:58,
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I can be the antidoteYou'd rather be the pope
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 0:01,
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haha
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 1:20,
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Needs more framing and feathers.{;-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:09,
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You obviously haven't seen season 3 of Game of Thrones maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:17,
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You obviously haven't read A Storm of Swords maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:39,
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You obviously haven't heard the audiobook of A Storm of Swords maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:47,
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the version read by Bernard Bresslaw? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 1:22,
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on a serious note i would love for it to be read by Christopher Lee, actually,but Roy Dotrice is alright even if he does pronounce some of the names weirdly
( maia posted this on,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 2:09,
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aaawpoor lad, lovely hair but no feet. Still, no need for shoes, he can just put baked bean tins on his stumps
ps. it's a lovely drawing :-)
(ps. it's a lovely drawing :-)
rowlification 今は今,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:42,
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Yr welcomejust visited your site - nice!!! working my way through your gallery
( rowlification 今は今,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:51,
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I like your picbut I suspect he's a bard. I'm a tolerant person but, yeah, bards. Fuck.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 0:43,
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he might be called bard.gif
but he's not a bard i promise
(but he's not a bard i promise
Microwave,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 1:16,
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inspiring!I might do one when I am home for the gheyshift
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:35,
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It's mostly down to watching your stuff that I'm able to do these ;)
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Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:57,
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ah, cool!:D
Didn't Grandmother of Shoes do stuff like that too?
(Didn't Grandmother of Shoes do stuff like that too?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 1:06,
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That smooth in less than 200kb? Witchcraft I tell you, witchcraft!!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:40,
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hahah! this reminds me of sheep's animations.also, it reminds me of a ramp of similar design near where I grew up.
i recall one time i found myself wedged halfway up the mud ramp on my BMX, unable to dismount without the certainty of falling and covering myself in mud.
the inevitable occured, much to my peers' amusement. good times.
edit: i intended to offer my compliments, but neglected to do so. woo/yay/hoopla! etc. as appropriate ;)
(i recall one time i found myself wedged halfway up the mud ramp on my BMX, unable to dismount without the certainty of falling and covering myself in mud.
the inevitable occured, much to my peers' amusement. good times.
edit: i intended to offer my compliments, but neglected to do so. woo/yay/hoopla! etc. as appropriate ;)
maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:47,
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wow lovely
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 2:01,
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Crystal cave
Click for bigger
Doodled this in a coffee shop while listening to A Storm of Swords on my phone.
This cave now reminds me of Jon Snow.
maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 20:11,
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That looks pretty cool. I love doodles that turn out to be pretty elaborate PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 20:51,
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beat meyou always do
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:35,
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one mocha, two pots of green tea.i was unwinding after a TRYING DAY at university, where i have to sit at a computer and write things. manually. life is hard. would that i could be working in the diamond mines, those africans sure do have it easy.
thank u friend
(thank u friend
maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 20:59,
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Yeah, why?Design for digital media. It's as bullshit as it sounds.
I mean, it's the Scarborough campus of the University of Hull - so there's that - which tells you everything you need to know about the quality of the degrees offered. They're essentially training me to do everything I'd taught myself to do by the time I finished college.
(I mean, it's the Scarborough campus of the University of Hull - so there's that - which tells you everything you need to know about the quality of the degrees offered. They're essentially training me to do everything I'd taught myself to do by the time I finished college.
maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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University of Hull? Looks like I've got a ticket all booked ...(
Ghoti Fingers,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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well there's an austistic girl in my class, if that counts maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:25,
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For those who are interested; this is page two of my new ALPHONSE MUCHA notebook. It's pretty.Here is the cover, and the inner title of my book. I suppose it's safe to say that it's all downhill from here.
(both are CFB)
The latter page is a personal introduction written in a cipher I created several years ago, but it's not important to understand how it reads.
The circle is a chinese coin, a cash, traced from a 1300 year old coin I wear around my neck.
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(both are CFB)
The latter page is a personal introduction written in a cipher I created several years ago, but it's not important to understand how it reads.
The circle is a chinese coin, a cash, traced from a 1300 year old coin I wear around my neck.
maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:11,
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I think it says "Kaolin cash, the bears are in!"This relates to your plan to make money by embedding bears in soft white clay.
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Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:51,
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sounds kinkywhere do i sign up?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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It might also be "Bandit cash, the pears are it!"this would relate to a different plan to make money by chasing some pears around the place in a protracted game of "it", and then robbing them.
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Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:56,
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Maybe not in your experience.I am literally rolling in money I stole from pears.
All of the pears. Every pear.
(All of the pears. Every pear.
maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:18,
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actually, the | is a full stop.good, though, you are clearly observant
( maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:58,
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The star formation reminds me of one of the puzzles in Myst…ask your granddaddy what Myst was sonny!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:03,
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I am very familiar with Myst.At any rate, the constellation is the Pleiades. My username is from the large one in that cluster of four stars just below "the bears are in.", which is also my middle name.
( maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:17,
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The guy on the coin looks pissed off. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:07,
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bit like our windowsill in the back bedroom on a starry night,
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:12,
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meh, I'm an amateur. I'm sure there are plenty of better artists on here! maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:20,
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yes, i yam among thembutt your juice is welcome here
any udders?
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Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:25,
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any udders?
i like to doodle skulls as well as crystals
maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:40,
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also here are some other generic doodles. some more minecraft, a bird thing, whatever. that's all i have to share.
maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:41,
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apologies if any are too PHYSICALLY LARGE.,I did try to mitigate quality/size but I couldn't be bothered doing any more ~elaborate HTML~ and making CFB ones, as I'm shattered.
my monitor's 1920x1080 and I'm aware some of you may have smaller ones but I kept the filesizes down either way.
(my monitor's 1920x1080 and I'm aware some of you may have smaller ones but I kept the filesizes down either way.
maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:45,
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danke100% of these were drawn while i should have been taking notes at uni. whoops
( maia posted this on,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:53,
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nice arts Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 22 Mar 2014, 1:26,
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I like this.Despite the pinkness.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:37,
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you sure like your crystalsthird from the left looks like a feeeeeeeeeesh
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Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:11,
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very nicekinda reminds me of the sort of illustration you used to get in those choose your own adventure books
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:11,
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You wake up in bed. The roof explodes. You are dead. Go to page 1.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:18,
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Jesus was about to get pitted, spit out, and punched threw the back, brah.
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Heavy Metal"){kind=small}
have a pea, you rotters
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 18:11,
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i killed b3ta again 
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 18:37,
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Cheer up. You're not alone.
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 18:39,
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i'd like to hear their explanation for sweet child o' mine
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:37,
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Pikachooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Cunt. Ride the Lightning.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:06,
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twitter rhymes with shitter, did u know that PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:28,
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That's because Twitter is the correct anatomical name for the lady parts between the Twat and the Shitter.That is all.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:06,
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arf!why didn't i think of that?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:36,
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i know, right? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:56,
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Hahahathe little guy on the right ahahahahaha
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:08,
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Heavy WoodI said 'wood', not 'would'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:55,
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Featuring the hitsCatnip Haze
Foxy Kitty
All along the scratching post
The wind cries hairy
and Catfood Chile
(Foxy Kitty
All along the scratching post
The wind cries hairy
and Catfood Chile
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:06,
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i'm guessing it's a slow afternoon in casa del toast?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:09,
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not at all, pretty busybut waiting for feedback from a client gave me 5 minutes of b3ta time
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:12,
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it was wisely spent.sorry for the assumption that you live in a casa too.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:22,
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For the geeks.
click for bigger.
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:57,
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that bat needs a seatbelt Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:03,
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mnnnnnnmmmmnnnGGHHMMMMnnnnnnnmmmm....
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:07,
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lol'dthe way you've captured the light shining off his sunglasses is amazing
( rowlification 今は今,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:46,
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not quite metal hurlant without a heady dose of Giraud.\m/
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:45,
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HAI!
...but that's not Pedro up there -- I dunno who Mr CreepyToats is
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:24,
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The ears Pedro, the ears! If you want another FP that is...
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:09,
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you use this style if you don't like replies, HA HA! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:55,
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"this style" since when was photoshop a style? it used to be popular, god knows I've got hundreds like it in my b3ta folder
probably just a sign of my escalating unpopularity from being such a massive nazi all the time
either that or people are offended by my hat abuse
(probably just a sign of my escalating unpopularity from being such a massive nazi all the time
either that or people are offended by my hat abuse
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:58,
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you're just plain offensive PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:14,
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by 'style', i mean fotoshopfacefucking PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:14,
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it's what b3ta has always been aboutface swaps, gnops, rearranging. Old as the hills that were there before the fields
here's one from 2006, don't think it got front paged though ;)
(here's one from 2006, don't think it got front paged though ;)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:18,
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russel tovey as a child Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:35,
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oddly, i really fancied him in being human Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:49,
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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FLAMING PISS HAMMERS!also, nice beardage
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:51,
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WonderfulI shall spend the weekend trying to find an opportunity to use the phrase "kill it with flaming piss hammers" in a conversation!
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:55,
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'tis a common plea/threat around these parts Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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what's he pressing his pink pancakes against this week?:D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:56,
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Ooh, a chance for me to recycle an old image of mine
Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:14,
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nice!another maiden pea for the compo
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:58,
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