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[challenge entry] Hasset Bound
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Ha... she looks less interested than Richard Littlejohn (although it looks more like Louis Walsh)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:56, archived)
#
Steve Davis?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:55, archived)
# Louis Walsh?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Oh Louis has already been put up as a candidate...
...Brent Spiner?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:03, archived)
# 'Sir' Fred Goodwin?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:58, archived)
# after 2 hours trawling b3tards.....

:D
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] This has a logo in it.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] drink related also


*edit* anyone else just see this picture change? b3tards is fucking up big time at the moment for me :(

*edit* It's done it a-fucking-gain. Anyway, it should/did say 'shite' and it was hilarious, now no matter which one I upload to b3tards it then switches to a standard sprite one I dont even have uploaded on b3tards in the first place... :(
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 10:28, archived)
# claptonista was having that problem too
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:00, archived)
# and as mentioned in his post, me earlier on as well.
www.b3ta.com/board/11069963

Think its new account time then :(
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Or use another image host - I recall a long time ago, Prodge had issues with people overwriting his images with others
Imgur seems to do the trick.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:05, archived)
# Imgur, for whatever reason
opens really slowly for me, that and BBC news are the 2 sites that for some reason open slowly, and annoy me. I'll just do another b3tards one, or use my photobucket again...

New account opened, so all back to normal :)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Yep, some arse has gained access to my B3tards acct too
Have had to get a new one with new password and re address all my profile images to remove the gay porn,
as I said t'other day
very droll
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:54, archived)
# :(
I didn't get any gay porn....

I once typed 'b3tards' into the password box by mistake when I was distracted, and inside that account, the first 5 out of all 30 images were my pictures taken from here. That was quite weird.
*edit* just checked again, and they still are....
I did make the mistake of a simple password as I opened the account ages ago and got confused when opening it, the realised I couldnt change it... ha ha
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
# This has distinctly catnippppian overtones
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been a while
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 8:44, archived)
# marvellous
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice
I like this and I'll pea that!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
I heard my son say something similar to his mate this morning
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:06, archived)
# In my day,
gay meant you were a belm, now it is apparently insulting to homosexualists. We didnt even know what one of those was when we were 8 calling each other 'gaylords' and such like.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha, "Gaylord", remember that in school
Or the Flintstones? "We'll have a gay old time!"
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:16, archived)
# exactly,
harmless fun.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Time for a repost from lurker-land
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:02, archived)
# ha. Clever :)
ningningning
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this - Ham-do-la-la to you!
I'll drop in this pea here too:
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Not much of a stretch
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 3:21, archived)
# See, All his firm did was MAKE UNIFORMS.
So did EVERY OTHER clothing company in Germany at the time. Hell, the Ford motor company made vehicles for them and all the other branches of the Heer for the whole of the war. US banks and speculators were still allowed to deal with Germany until late 1943.
Did he even design the uniforms? NO. Despite what you've heard from that unwashed hippy cunt Brand, Hugo Boss did NOT design ANY of the various uniforms that the SS wore.
And where, exactly, is the problem with a company using slave-labour in a country that allowed and encouraged it at the time? After all, aren't we currently being told that WorkFair is a GOOD THING?
Fuck it, I'll PROUDLY wear Hugo Boss clothing. It's good quality and as a BONUS it pisses-off 'right-on' bedwetting, hand-wringing do-gooding pansies.
When I'm in charge you'll be on the first train to the camps.
Rant over, love stuj.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 4:22, archived)
# True enough
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 4:27, archived)
# Why should they?
The next holocaust will be BIGGER! BETTER! SEXIER!
WE COME IN PEACE!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNDaOFQ6g2I
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 4:28, archived)
# I have never heard about that movie!
Looks like it might be really shit, but may be worth checking out.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 4:51, archived)
# BEST. MOVIE. EVAR!
Personally donated a grand to help get it made, and then a couple of hundred for Director's Cut etc.
:D
*Prouds*
AND there's a sequel coming out:
www.indiegogo.com/projects/iron-sky-the-coming-race

EDIT: TOO LATE TO DONATE NOW, YOU UNTERMENSCH! GET ON ZE SPACETRAIN! RAUS! RAUS!
:D
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 5:09, archived)
# Even I got in too late to donate serious money to that though.
Still, got my PERSONAL THANK YOU FROM UDO FUCKING KIER though!
:D
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 5:21, archived)
# Hello there the LOVELY stuj
I'm making a movie about space hitlers or something, care to donate?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 5:34, archived)
# HEIL The LOVELY moFUHRERha!
Unfortunately, I am currently doleuntermensch and so cannot afford to support your RISE TO POWER and my drinking. Therefore I must regrettably decline your request at this time.
As an aside (and for once I'm being 100% serious on b3ta), even if it turns out that Hexy is a nonce, I still think that (For once) SickRik was right (way back when the whole killerkitty thing was kicking off) in describing your parental skills as 'sorely lacking' for even THINKING that letting your underage daughter be on b3ta might be ok. 'Peurile' DOES NOT equate 'Child-friendly'.
still love a LOT of your vectors and that though
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 5:52, archived)
#
Get a room you two.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Nope, there's only one way to settle this.
I'll get the pillows, you start filling the paddling pool with jelly.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:59, archived)
# ...
"[W]here, exactly, is the problem with a company using slave-labour in a country that allowed and encouraged it at the time?"

Ummm....
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:04, archived)
# hahaha
yeah, can't see anything wrong with that at all. "They all raped her first your honour and encouraged me too, so what's your problem?"
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:36, archived)
#
They were only following orders...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:16, archived)
# I know
But that doesn't make them right?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:31, archived)
#
I think the sarcasm was lost once typed...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:50, archived)
# Ahh
I now know your sarcasm signature, for future reference
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Ever heard of WorkFair?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:57, archived)
# I thought it was a Gareth Cheeseman reference....
but bloody Hitler getting in the way again...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Boss designed the uniforms for the SS. Not the nazis in general.
As you say, most clothing manufacturer pretty much HAD to make clothes etc...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:10, archived)
# Like I said, he didn't even design them.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:58, archived)
# not the nazis, or the army,
specifically the SS.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 17:37, archived)
# No, You're still not getting this are you? Hugo Boss did NOT design the uniforms, athough he DID manufacture them.
ALL the various SS uniforms were designed by Karl Diebitsch and Walter Hech. NOT Hugo Boss. Neither of them ever even worked for him.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry] HM Prisons
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 1:49, archived)
# saw an anti-gay-rights picture on the facebook.
made it well better:

(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] once more for the compo
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 0:22, archived)
# *Buys shares*
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 1:09, archived)
# don't get me riled up
...too late ;)


EDIT: Also, FUCK!!...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 1:22, archived)
# Well at least you're not getting a visit from a special marine.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 1:39, archived)
# oh, he just left ;)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 1:42, archived)
# Better pack your ruby-slippers.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 2:13, archived)
# Just set up a bunch of fans blowing wind in the opposite cyclical motion
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 3:28, archived)
# Is that you mister dyson?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 4:41, archived)
# Well at least you'll be able to see it coming
what with that big red line all around it.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 4:41, archived)
# It looks like haemorrhoids growing
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 5:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Always nice
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] One I Did Pre-b3ta
Might as well put it here:

(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] bit of a leak somewhere
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Wonderful
as ever you fecker :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:49, archived)
# Bucket loads of cunt!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:55, archived)
# Knowing him it was probably 'cum'.
;p
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 4:24, archived)
# Clicking this even though they DID lay me off.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 4:23, archived)
# surfs up!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 7:34, archived)
# Very nice Elvis
click!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:38, archived)
# ker-lick
:)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Dumm...duh-doo-dah-dumm
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Fake - no ring!
nicely done though!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
inlet outlet shake it all about. But clean up afterwards.

Clicky
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:44, archived)
# You do the Goatse pokey
something-something-somth...that's what it's all about
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Got stuck at B.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems related

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] More honest, but less threatening.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:20, archived)
# :)
needs more crumpled clothes in the corner and used tissues
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:25, archived)
# I realised when making this that
every stereotype I could use for an anonymous member could apply to me.

I should join.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:27, archived)
# I think you would have to visit that whatsthename site too often for comfort
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like an appropriate place to pea this...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:41, archived)
# Yes it is
Which is exactly why it's funny.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Let Your Fingers Do The Talking.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 20:23, archived)
# :D that's a classic
was it in the young ones or just popular around the same time?
(weird connected memory of it)
Also, does the yellow pages still exist? if so why?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 20:28, archived)
# It does; I used it this week.
Easier than turning on the computer to google stuff - my phone doesn't do the internet.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 20:51, archived)
# I think it's supposed to be soaked in water and compressed to make fuel blocks for the elderly.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 20:54, archived)
# I bet you still use phoneboxes and everything you weirdo
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:08, archived)
# I remember when you needed a bag of 2p's to make a call.
And all this were trees...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:36, archived)
# The Hull Telecom phones used to mistake 1992 1p pieces
For 20p pieces. Only 1992s, though, and all 1992s.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:48, archived)
# Straight to Hull with you.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] *Pops in*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:59, archived)
# O O
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:09, archived)
# You!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry]

I have to say this font matching thing is a breeze once you master it
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:38, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 20:28, archived)
# Have not mastered
Nicely
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not so bad.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:00, archived)
# haha skills - cute!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 23:23, archived)
# Is Image Challenge Reply-jacking normal in here?
Good
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 1:44, archived)
#
Yes. yes it is.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 21:41, archived)
# HA! Yes.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:01, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Bottling all over the world
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Available in all good supermarkets
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:49, archived)
# I like it
I like it
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] now with half the man fat!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Well, it made me laugh! ;)


(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:25, archived)
# Salt'n'vinegar strokes?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:18, archived)
# MUNGE
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] down in one! down in one! down in one!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:54, archived)
# I don't know whether I'm repelled or aroused...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Holy cheese, Batman!!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:05, archived)
# I'm thirsty hungry
So don't worry about it
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:05, archived)
# can i have nachos with that?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Just doing all my relevant old ones in one go...


All these and more available to buy as T-shirts :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Coo. Nice
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:27, archived)
# particularly liking wrongbow!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] can I join in?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 20:58, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 21:41, archived)
# I make my own liquor

(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta don't do B3ta version beer, but if they did etc.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:08, archived)
# What about
Monkey(tm) beer?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:33, archived)
# it's sexist!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:00, archived)
# Woo
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:52, archived)

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