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[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] 3 per ball, all in order.
This just takes the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Believe it or not, there once really was a radio station with the unfortunate handle:
(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 19:06, archived)
# This is important.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The Broth of Khaaaaaaaaaaaaan!



Not strictly a logo but it got lost in the fallout from an internet meltdown last time I tried it...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:41, archived)
# IS IT TEA TIME YET??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
this guy would fit in with the Celtic walk crew? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJP1RzqxkHw
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:26, archived)
# His name's Paddy MacTavish and he loves his radish so, yes.
Yes, he would.
P.S. That was new to me and amusing. Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] iJob it is then...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:10, archived)
# I bet he's listening to a recording of all his previous ejaculations.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:11, archived)
# "Brian Johnson being sucked off by Steven Seagal"
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:14, archived)
# sounds like a Viz Profanisaurus entry
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:16, archived)
# brb having a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:47, archived)
# ijob
or igob as the title?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Great for Chilli Con Mnnmmmnnnngh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:55, archived)
# Fishy Mong
Mong
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
# this has been stuck in my head since my dad claimed that my shoes smell like death
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha, time to change shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:21, archived)
# bony feet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Wash your damn feet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:48, archived)
# IRL LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Could be a new internet cartoon series !
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Ruuuun!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
I thought this too, when someone made that multi-chin Farage
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:54, archived)
# It was Mr Toast
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:05, archived)
# I had the same thought.
Also, WHAT a film..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:09, archived)
# would watch it right now if I could
But I've a few illustrations to be finishing!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Look a lot like Jeremy Clarkson
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] so sorry

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Is it next door to Hallods?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:36, archived)
# ooof
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:52, archived)
# casual lacism, rol.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:13, archived)
# lorf
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:48, archived)
# So 'solly' surely ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Bloody hell spooky
Just seeing this while the news pops up with the story.

LACIST
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] "I don't care if you're the Queen of bloody Sheba, you Fired!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:13, archived)
# /board's on form today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:19, archived)
# Lovely shop Q!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:54, archived)
# My God - that's a thing of beauty.
So to speak..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 21:04, archived)
# Oh, this is very good!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] soz
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# ha!
unexpected bp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Sorry,
I usually announce my return
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
# it's like a jazzed-up version of the good life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:18, archived)
#
a i
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:51, archived)
# Do bees pee ? - Into the sea - With joy and glee - and regularity ?
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Oh, Hello.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:52, archived)
# too soon / obvious / bindun *

*delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:52, archived)
# neither :)
clicks
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:54, archived)
# oh dear :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:55, archived)
# one-way ticket, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Express Elevator.
(It's the only way to be sure).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:44, archived)
# oh fuck!
HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:08, archived)
# hehe haha and uh oh! all at the same time =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Ha! Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Lengthy boot period
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# haha
just noticed the 'dongle'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:30, archived)
# baystation? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:32, archived)
# bastard :)
I was just about to do a 'michael' bay station one with explosions and fire and everything and it was going to be great but you ruined it now.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:34, archived)
# good


;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:35, archived)
# You've just ruined my day. : (
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:35, archived)
# heartfelt apologies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:43, archived)
# : D apology accepted
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:44, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Craving Lindt right now

Toblerone Size
Wonka Dimensions
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
# your cogs are made out of big ben
*is aware that Big Ben is the bell not the tower, but " Elizabeth Tower" sounds shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Why did I think it was St Stephens Tower??
I fucking hate London so don't care, but was sure that was a 'fact' I knew :(

Oh well, I've learned something today.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:31, archived)
# yeah thats what i thought it was called too
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:33, archived)
# That's what I thought it was, but then I double checked
I guess it was a Jubilee thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:33, archived)
# fucking stupid queen
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:34, archived)
# she's not even a proper queen
not like Edward anyway
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:35, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:37, archived)
# *sings*
"Spread a little happiness as you go by, please try...."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:35, archived)
# she can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:42, archived)
# It used to be called that :-)
* Edit* London thinks very highly of you, though!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:34, archived)
# ooooohhhh, lindor!
chocolatey balls of loveliness that just melt in your mouth!
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:30, archived)
# also, this is clearly made out of shreddies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Wrong!
It's made of Leopards, that happen to be shaped like Shreddies.

*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:35, archived)
# of course! how did i not spot that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:43, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:40, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Cor!
Reminds me of the backside of a curlywurly!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] WOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Cheers mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] "Are you in a pickle about what laptop to buy...?"
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 22:49, archived)
# Nom :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:25, archived)
# Dancing bun to bun...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:03, archived)
# With that hat he looks a bit seedy
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Probably a hamburglar
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:15, archived)
# This joke is dead, I will inform the next of gherkin
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:27, archived)
# I do relish these pun threads
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:30, archived)
# <insert Chris de Burgh joke here>
www.b3ta.com/board/10969403
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Sa-lady in Red
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:19, archived)
# spanish onion train
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Is dancing with cheese?
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Is a cunt
iceberg lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] More pea
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Nice.
Also, anyone else thinking that mermaid sticking her 'legs' behind her head is a bit suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:05, archived)
# one girl two tails
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:08, archived)
# Bit fishy if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Dodginess is something of a grey scale
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Sonny and Cher?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] A yawn rather than a roar I would guess.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:57, archived)
# he's lion
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:59, archived)
#
much Boris
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:09, archived)
# very yawn
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:12, archived)
# wow
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:36, archived)
# I'm hearing a noise like the Zoltar machine in "Big" when he gets his wish except Tom Hanks gets to spend an entire movie in New York toy shops as a "bag"
(ape of greatness, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I pea on your Boris? :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Finally!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:57, archived)
# *buys twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:51, archived)
# i like this
I would be interested in commissioning you to do a similar, higher-res piece. Please gaz me with details on your pricing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmm piles of biscuits, the best currency !
the best currency !also this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] *drops a pea*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:53, archived)
# Hahah! Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] From an old project.


Click for bigger (247 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Tubbs!
(I helped save b3ta! vintly ....mostly bacon, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:22, archived)
# WE DIDNT BURN HIM
ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:14, archived)
# :) Special stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:27, archived)
# I'll take twelvety
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:53, archived)
# What a precious thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Is this local?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:04, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:13, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:22, archived)

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