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[challenge entry] The Normans are the best
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Only one way to find out...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 23:43, archived)
# With the demise of B3tards
is the B3ta Bayeux Tapestry still available?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 23:54, archived)
# Doesn't seem to be, sadly.
Can't find the hotel or totem pole, either.

edit: the motel is still there www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 0:02, archived)
# B3mused just came back to life.
Come on B3tards.
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 1:11, archived)
# there's a slang term for good things ...can't remember it now
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Red Rocket !
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 3:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Needs more Rob Manuel
He's the most shopped ginger in the world - trufax
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 7:51, archived)
# Marvelous!
:D
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:27, archived)
# Very good indeed
I shall "I like this!" it.
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Hologram, my arse.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Heheh
*tries to think of a Grammys pun*
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 23:32, archived)
# What sweet music he maaaaaaaaakes...
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 2:55, archived)
# First song of that newly released MJ album was "Love never felt so good"
odd how everything gets tainted
OK, not all that odd
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 6:51, archived)
# Another one of the songs is called "Do you know where your children are?"
*raises eyebrow*
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:38, archived)
# I'll see your eyebrow and raise another eyebrow
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 10:07, archived)
# Wonderful Cap'n :)
*Click*
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha, ace.
Why is everywhere reporting it as a hologram? It was the same as the Tupac at Coachella a couple of years ago...just a projection onto an angled mesh screen.
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Stupidity?
Ignorance?
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Void Creation, Creation Void
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:56, archived)
# And yay, God did hath a twinge before he went on stage that night...
But he put it down to the Biryani he'd had the night before...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 22:07, archived)
# HA!HA! Free Will, Will Free..A-HA!HA!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 22:22, archived)
# That one always cracks me up!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 23:07, archived)
# potentate
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 23:13, archived)
# whee
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 7:43, archived)
# Science fact.
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Back on tour
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Poubelle was the best Teletubbie.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:01, archived)
# I once went to the beach with him
Someone got stung on the leg by a jellyfish so Barry decided to try that urine-on-the-sting trick. Then a horse rider came along but Barry got tangled up in the straps attached to the bridle when petting the horsie. He later wrote a song about the fun he had.

"If you like pee-knee colliders, and getting caught in the rein..."

(Rupert Holmes heard the song and later wrote and recorded a slightly more successful version)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Personally, I very much doubt the veracity of your tale..
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Hillary Clinton has let herself go
Just two years ago;

(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:18, archived)
# Yay, now imgur seems to be running slow
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:36, archived)
# as does Flickr and quite a few other US sites
DOOM, I tell you, we're DOOMED

(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:46, archived)
# perhaps it's just some side-effect of the Ukraine getting nuked or similar
or a farmer accidentally chopped off a main cable somewhere, it seems to be a popular pastime in Sweden
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Ja for sure.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 22:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:51, archived)
# Her cotton-bud addiction has reached new levels
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Are you TRYING to reduce me (to tears)???
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 22:03, archived)
# PHWOAR!!
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 0:22, archived)
# better than Viagra
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 0:44, archived)
# `Poubelle'
best word in French evah
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a not entirely unrelated pea

(, Mon 19 May 2014, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] "Best Soul Party I ever played!"
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 19:46, archived)
# Baby, everything is all white.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 19:42, archived)
# YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:16, archived)
# He's having a right rummage!
I declare this

(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:40, archived)
# rolf in action
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 3:51, archived)
# Listen to the bigots of the night...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha
"He's not a common Romanian...he's a genuine aristocratic Count"
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:04, archived)
# Mind you he is down on his luck
Had to sell his castle
parade.condenast.com/295309/linzlowe/draculas-castle-for-sale-in-transylvania/
Came over here homeless.....stealing our housing....scrounging our NHS blood-bank.....necking with all our young women...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:43, archived)
# There's no denying he's a count.


(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:45, archived)
# Yes, but what is Dracula?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:57, archived)
# excellent
sorry to threadjack - has B3TARDS gone for a burton? I have not been able to log on for days
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:13, archived)
# Oh, do keep up at the back
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:15, archived)
# *visits website graveyard*
*leaves flowers*
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:24, archived)
# thank you - so B3tards is fucked
can't see in all those posts how one uploads an image now though

edit - sorree - got it now.

crawls back under rock
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:24, archived)
# I demand arfs! Don't go!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:34, archived)
# It is no more, someone broke into a few accounts for lulz and the management's chosen solution was to stop everyone from uploading or accessing already uploaded images.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:26, archived)
# Don't die b3ta
I'll sads!

(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:44, archived)
# ^this
WHAT CAN WE DO TO KEEP IT GOING?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:35, archived)
# Complaining inanely and eating cheese sandwiches I feel is the best course of action.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 21:28, archived)
# As far as I can find out, it's not actually a part of b3ta
I asked Rob about it and he couldn't be sure who's storage site it even was :/
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 19:08, archived)
# b3tards.com is registered to Rob Tinsley
He who has done stuff for b3ta before. Tried [email protected] ?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:10, archived)
# I'm no web expert
but the fact that www.robtinsley.com/ comes up with a dead link means that Emailing that address might not do anything
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:18, archived)
# The domain name is still registered
The mail server may be configured and working just fine, there's just a minimal (buggered) web presence.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:38, archived)
# What kind of web guru and coding god doesn't keep their website up to date, eh?
I seriously think we should ask Lottie to take over back end duties for this place.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:41, archived)
# And I'd definitely like to give her 'back end duties' if you know what I mean, eh? EH?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:42, archived)
# If he can't be arsed to sort out his own website
what makes you think he'd do anything about a no doubt fairly expensive image hosting service that no one contributes to?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:45, archived)
# When I made donations with my other account
I was under the impression that my donations went towards the upkeep of b3ta as a whole, and I always assumed that b3tards.com was part of that whole. What with it being recommended in the FAQ as an image hosting service for posting images on b3ta.com, and having "b3ta" in its URL.

Perhaps I was naïve not to ask for a detailed breakdown of where my contributions were actually going.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Damned skippy.
I want my £1.27 back.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly bin
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:47, archived)
# "Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties
and so Bear ourselves".
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:54, archived)
# 'Winston fisted me'
After 70 years of silence, Sooty finally speaks out
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:59, archived)
# Whilst Soo watched...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Can't Sweep this scandal under the carpet
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:39, archived)
# under the Corbett...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Clearly waving jauntily at Matthew :)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Mishter Preshident...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:25, archived)
# Marilyn Dibbley :B
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
Squirt photo OswaldSquirt_zpsd52a1167.gif
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:12, archived)
# a larf and a harf!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:15, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:41, archived)
# "I'm just a pansy!"
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:23, archived)
#
actulolsagain
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:41, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:41, archived)
# he loves it, the slag
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Hai Smashy!
:D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:41, archived)
# yeah classic and nicely done
wahey
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:41, archived)
# You might see me holding my nuts in tomorrows papers! ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:03, archived)
# that tooth must have been a bugger to come out
look forward to reading about the extraction in vivid detail
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha
Dave TV channel asked me to carve 5 friggin brazil nuts. HATE the things now
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Nice...
but why Duke Nukem?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaha
He's the new England mascot
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Now
THAT would make me watch :)

I jest though, I know its really one of the bottom inspectors...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20, archived)
# cool
congrats too
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Fanny-tastic. Are they doing a repeat of 'Nuts in May' then?
I've got a bit of a commiss. from the Grauniad meself. More later if they do anything with it.

Funny how the papers have to bung money at people who have no interest in football themselves to get anything creative done.
:-D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Stunning work mate, lovely job
:)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Cheers mate
they made me go stir crazy!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Wowzers. That's a bit special.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Lovely Woo Yay!
:)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Careful now - nearly undermined the very fabric of reality...
Thankfully rescued this from the carnage of my b3tards account. 4eva etc.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Is it David Lynch?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
# haha
it is too
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
# thanks
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Brazil-iant :)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:17, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:21, archived)
# wow!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Fantastic!
he looks quite angry at something...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Quite Quintessentially uniQue
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:33, archived)
# you, sir, have majestic nuts
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:33, archived)
# It's already all over the place - Top work
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Terrible news though - it made it into the Daily Mail
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:27, archived)
# DIRTY MUSLIM BRAZILIAN TERRORIST PAEDOS TRIGGER ALLERGIES IN OUR SCHOOLS, DRIVING HOUSE PRICES UP OR DOWN AND MAKING EMMA WATSON LOOK A BIG GIRL NOW IN HER SKIMPY SWIMSUIT AS REVEALED IN OUR 20,000X TELEPHOTO EXCLUSIVE
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:11, archived)
# If only they could get a 30 000 X zoom lens
They could snap celebs on the beach without having to leave their desks where they're busy copying fundamentalist paedo health scare stories off the internet whilst listening in on other people's phone messages.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:48, archived)
# They dont need 30,000 lens now....just a drone quadcopter (£200 on ebay)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:02, archived)
# Disguised as a dead cat, it can sneak up right close
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:06, archived)
# Those things are a danger to your fingers!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Woo and Yay!!
Is that golden nut himself?
:D
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] One painful step for man
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:07, archived)
# thwack!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:09, archived)
# that was loud....I was making dinner* and came to see what the noise was







*boiling water for pot noodle
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:17, archived)
# it's ok, I don't think it'll happen ag-thwack!
son of a bi-thwack!
who keeps leaving thes-thwack!
argh!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:24, archived)
# Sideshow Bob?
Is that you??
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:26, archived)
# .....thwack...
grrrr...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:34, archived)
# Is that a solar rake?
Ray(-ke), rake? Oh never mind.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:12, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Moonraker!
very good
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Haha dammit,
why didn't I think of that? :)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:26, archived)
# My daughter actually did the rake thing recently

She said she thought it only happened in cartoons.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Sorry...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:33, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:35, archived)
# also
Lacist!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:41, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:37, archived)
# I don't like the cut of their in-step
Woo! :)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:39, archived)
# the one on the bottom is Michael Jackson, innit?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:42, archived)
# 4evah in rhrtz
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:48, archived)
#
personal trainers facebook
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:49, archived)
# what ees thees meaning?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:05, archived)
# Ha!

(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Very good
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:57, archived)
# *click*
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Eggs-ellent.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:47, archived)
# I try to keep that activity private
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:54, archived)
# or even...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:02, archived)
# I'm the leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeader..
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:43, archived)
# Saw one of those new UKIP road signs while out at the weekend
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:21, archived)
# Gawd 'elp us this week
Nicely :)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Don't need Gawd, Just need the average non voter to get up and go and vote.
If you're disillusioned by the usual 3 all-the-same parties and need help deciding I can recommend the Green Party, they seem to have a decent idea for fixing the money problem.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Green's closest to my heart and I've already voted
I fear where the Ukip protest vote could lead us tbh
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Some of their policies are very sensible
But conversely many of their policies are bat-shit mentile. If only we could vote for policies, instead of parties :(
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:42, archived)
# My fav quote today
Ukip candidate says letter calling for hanging of pro-Europe politicians 'may be perceived as rather strong'
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Well, he's got a point
(about the letter, not about the hanging)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:11, archived)
# I'm voting Roman Party
in the hope he gets his deposit back
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Shame on the nasty left-wing media for asking such confrontational questions.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Exactly!
The last time I stayed up all night, I was already planning an invasion of Slovakia by 4am
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:25, archived)
# Worst I've done under sleep deprivation is surreal crap on b3ta and finding the Simpsons funny
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:35, archived)
# I trust you mean Simpsons post-1999?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:41, archived)
# "Doesn't he look tired...?"
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:25, archived)
# think the green are going to get my vote too :D
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 17:42, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Makes him look like a modern stand up comedian :D
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:24, archived)
# heh heh
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:25, archived)
# Haha, works really well :)
That's another fine barge trip altercation you've gotten us into!
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:28, archived)
# heh heh heh
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:06, archived)
# adorable
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] oh Mr Hitler...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:22, archived)
# who does he think he's kidding?
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:27, archived)
# hahahaha
he is a poo though
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:27, archived)
# That's what makes it so funny...
you can't really tell, but the crowds laughter was kinda hollow.
I think this was the turning point in his popularity...
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:28, archived)
# Well, they all belong to the turd reich.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:45, archived)
# They misheard Abraham Lincoln's famous quote,
"Be excrement to one another."
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:27, archived)
# he just talked shit
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] app selection improved with time

but battery life got worse.
(, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:04, archived)

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