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[challenge entry] 2 in a row, but who's COUNTing... a-ha-ha-ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:16, archived)
# My favouritest so far :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Look at the follow-through on that!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, some pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Love this Q!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:21, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Its Gail Tilsley,
off coronation street...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] And this
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:42, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's just too silly :-D
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 22 May 2014, 18:29, archived)
# Is this part of his new comedy act ?
careless packing of his ventriloquist dummy !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 22 May 2014, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] he sure does...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Even less thought
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:42, archived)
# DID SPIT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Didn't take too much thought
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:21, archived)
# I can't decide if I like him as an actor or not
he's good in Wolf of wall street, but I also don't think it was much of a stretch for him

His being a nazi is obviously a plus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:26, archived)
# I think the only film in which he is slightly different from himself is Cyrus
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] And one for the oldies...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 22 May 2014, 8:17, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:25, archived)
# "Book 'em, Mr CHiPs!!"
Also, DO SOME BLOODY WORK..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get the obvious ones out of the way first...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 22 May 2014, 8:15, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 May 2014, 8:26, archived)
# Would :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:38, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Verbular Celebrities

This weeks image challenge is to find famous people with verbs for names and photoshop them doing what it sounds like they are doing.
Challenge inspired by giant_squid and suggested by Mictoboy.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 22 May 2014, 6:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 May 2014, 3:40, archived)
# why, hello there
*rubs thigh*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 22 May 2014, 3:54, archived)
# Is it sad that I knew that was you?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 22 May 2014, 4:01, archived)
# fungus amungus
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 22 May 2014, 4:53, archived)
# wtf?
would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:42, archived)
# .gif



(1.618..., Thu 22 May 2014, 0:44, archived)
# !
it doesn show up for me, until I right-click and select 'view image in new tab'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 May 2014, 0:50, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 May 2014, 0:58, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 May 2014, 1:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 May 2014, 1:19, archived)
# oh man this is the best night on b3ta ever









(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 May 2014, 1:27, archived)
# well, look at the brighter side
some future-boy is going to think this was the best threadrush in a long time, but will be disappointed that the image host has since gone away (kinda like b3tards :( )
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 May 2014, 1:34, archived)
# The only way it'll get stumbled on in the future is down to the numbers
b3ta.com/talk/1234567
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 May 2014, 1:39, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/972
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 May 2014, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 May 2014, 1:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 May 2014, 1:59, archived)
# Thank you for this.
were it not for this I would have gone to bed and not killed the cockroach that crept in through my catflap. Seriously, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 22 May 2014, 4:03, archived)
# real life spong face
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:22, archived)
# all kinds of wrong
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:24, archived)
# No, no
He missed two kinds of wrong. A lot of kinds of wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:26, archived)
# you're forgetting the duck t-shirt and cheap wine rack
it's all kind of wrong. AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:30, archived)
# There's something not right about his legs too but I can't figure out what. They look a bit, I dunno, CGI maybe
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:33, archived)
# left leg is a puppet
maybe that's it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:35, archived)
# Oh Em Gee the wine rack
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:39, archived)
# and the jeans that haven't seen a washing machine in years
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 May 2014, 23:01, archived)
# You missed
1: hair band on wrist
2: posting then running away
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 22 May 2014, 0:11, archived)
# AAGH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:28, archived)
# VOTE SPONG PARTY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 May 2014, 0:38, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 22 May 2014, 1:03, archived)
# knew I recognised that logo from somewhere...


Click for bigger (148 kb)

Whining and out of touch, and as for the money character in those old access adverts...
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 May 2014, 18:27, archived)
# I want them to round up every vicious criminal, gunslinger,bandit, mugger, buggerer, bushwhacker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:02, archived)
# This needs more woo.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 21 May 2014, 21:35, archived)
# UKIP, your unflexible friend
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:09, archived)
# And may I be the first to congratulate smallbrainfield on getting the McDonalds account
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:38, archived)
# BEEF TEEF!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:44, archived)
# COW CHOW!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:50, archived)
# MOO CHEW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:52, archived)
# BOVINE DENTURES!
Am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:01, archived)
# no
but i did a wee snortle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Hope you cleaned it up afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:13, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:15, archived)
# The Dark Ham Burger?
I'd like several.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 21 May 2014, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, yeah, Harold. Yeah, yeah….
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 May 2014, 13:31, archived)
# In 1066 he was really hoping for a Good win, son
(And have an arf!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 May 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Nor, man! Not the puns!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Er, where is everybody today?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:26, archived)
# we're all busy in our jobs
working efficiently and effectively.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:28, archived)
# *coughs*
So am I!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:29, archived)
# seeing how the image vote is heading
i come up with a corker of an image.
that's right, a corker.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# They often are squire :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:33, archived)
# aw shucks
praise indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:34, archived)
# some of us have been sunbathing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:43, archived)
# I have mostly been having another hangover..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 May 2014, 18:08, archived)
# the jaime oliver story. part 1: beginning
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:32, archived)
# How did you manage to find a picture of him as a spac-faced child?
oh that's right he's always looked like that
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 21 May 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Starring Dexter Fletcher
as baby Jamie Oliver
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:14, archived)
# He does look remarkably like him...
.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:25, archived)
# I simply detest the blasted things...
photo IceColdWasp_zps30825961.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:39, archived)
# Bloody locusts..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:55, archived)
# You can play a good pub game with them though
It needs to be a nice sunny summers day, out in a pub garden. Every time you finish a pint, turn it over and trap a wasp underneath the glass. Continue for your entire drinking session and then as you walk off watch the barstaff work out how to retrieve the glasses without being stung by the now livid and overheated trapped wasps.

I guess its not really a game, just being an asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:08, archived)
# YOU'RE A MONSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:14, archived)
# Carlsbug?
Ning Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:04, archived)
# Hehehe
Ning mate! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:08, archived)
# look, what I'm saying is, if a load of Muggles moved in next door to you, you wouldn't like it would you.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:36, archived)
# I can see Hermione's pants.
MADE YOU LOOK, MADE YOU STARE!
MADE YOU LOSE YOUR UNDERWEAR!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha,
Good a place as any to put this.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:21, archived)
# This FP only had one reply :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 24 May 2014, 16:25, archived)
# Hey,
an FP is still an FP :) even if its a shit one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 24 May 2014, 18:40, archived)
# Indeed (not that I thought it was shit in the 1st place)
and an FP not hosted on B3tards is even better! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 24 May 2014, 19:51, archived)
# Could always move to Godrics hollow
It's quiet and peacefull there
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 21 May 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Bloody muggles, coming over here and stealing all our wands
Nicely Toasted
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:01, archived)
# My MP's got no nose.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:17, archived)
# And he's an arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:56, archived)
# UKIP? They like it up 'em
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 May 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Nah I'm wide awake.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Facking Brilliant!
*click*
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:36, archived)
# haha...
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 May 2014, 20:50, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Verbular Celebs - Photoshop celebrities doing what their name says - Wesley "Snipes", John "Hurt" etc
If the dead were alive - Famous corpses or everyday zombies, lets see them back in action
Questions in songs - Why do birds suddenly appear? Who let the dogs out? Show us
Swimming - One words challenge






Vote away, challenge starts tomorrow morning
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 21 May 2014, 7:50, archived)
# Tom Cruise?
Can't see any way that would go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 May 2014, 8:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2014, 8:51, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 May 2014, 11:09, archived)
# was gonna suggest that you do Alan Brazil nut...
but you might be bored of nuts, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 May 2014, 13:06, archived)
# Scrolled past this three times, seeing Thatcher in every one
then I saw something from the Yes, Minister intro

and then FINALLY I read the post above.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 May 2014, 13:30, archived)
# Hilary Swank
Compo over.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:10, archived)
# bagsy doing John Hurt
he's off the list now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:13, archived)
# I'm not telling who I'm doing
but I am googling "Otto Von Bismarck"
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 21 May 2014, 13:30, archived)
# #3
Some questions need answers.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Elena Baltacha
Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 21 May 2014, 20:09, archived)

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