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[challenge entry] Inflata-Barbie
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:33, archived)
# Auton porn.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Bop It! - Baby P Edition...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:56, archived)
# haha, fucking hell
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:01, archived)
#
Somehow I would never get away with that on my FB LOL, Maddie in a can was bad enough :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:34, archived)
# Haha endorsed by british nannies :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Heh heh.
I did consider 'Louise Woodward edition' but I thought this was more horrific.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:12, archived)
# lulz
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Heheh
Oh dear.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:35, archived)
# haha, that's great. hey so, did you guys know /talk is on twitter?! worth a follow, for sure!!!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:19, archived)
# My name is jacob dyer
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:23, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:40, archived)
# sounds like a Spice Girls song...............
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:02, archived)
# haha, bad man
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:06, archived)
# oh bloody hell!
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Oof! Hull--->
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:38, archived)
# This would sell.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:19, archived)
# Oof!
*click*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 10:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:02, archived)
# One Direction?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:06, archived)
# "Apparently, you don't need condoms to fuck kids.
Unless, of course, you do your molesting in an African aids orphanage."
Said the Archbishop of Canterbury.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:32, archived)
# Captain!
He is again touching all time my ass!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:54, archived)
# HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN!

Once the child is over 16...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Special Marine United Group
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Cambridgeshire Royal Ordnance Integrated Specialist Shock And Nuisance Troop.
/phew
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
Thanks Baz, I'm now sat 'ere mouthing that v…e…r…y…slowly ;)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:14, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:19, archived)
# oh you clever sod! :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Spiffing!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] evil in evil out
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay! Mr.. wait what?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:10, archived)
# heehee nice
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:14, archived)
# see, him i don't mind
because he's a funny cunt and it's hard to be scared of ginger
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:26, archived)
# i knew we'd find some common ground eventually
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:28, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:43, archived)
# "HAVE YOU SEEN MY B3TARDS?"
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:05, archived)
# obv ill-equipped
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:17, archived)
# MY B3TARDS IS LOST!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:21, archived)
# He's wiv da angle Rik
Full length B3tard for something I'm working on if anyone wants it:

Bigaaaaaaar 415kb png 682x1023
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:17, archived)
#
I wonder what he it looks like today.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:37, archived)
# ahahaha
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Fattest Rob evaar :D
He's the most shopped ginger in the world *trufax
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Not enough shopped for my liking. We need a ginger event!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:10, archived)
# Absolutely :)
Just holding off til we know for sure if b3tards is ever/never coming back as majority are probably hosted there
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:34, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's hear for HEKIM!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:22, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Firecracker, firecracker, Boom Boom Boom
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooo!
(now you post this. I drew him from *eww* memory, but fuck it, not worth my time anyway) :P
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:23, archived)
# she looks far too uptight to know
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Typical woman: "uptight"
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:27, archived)
# I lost the only pictures of my son on that site! Alas : (
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:11, archived)
# I lost my entire b3ta career.
GONE!
what now?
:(
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:28, archived)
# Masturbation! All is not lost.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 23:15, archived)
# HaHa! Deja vu all over again
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:38, archived)
# the cat is behind this
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Anyone else notice how many ginger kids there are in Greendale?
Also - woo!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:52, archived)
# the housewives are all used to getting his special deliveries in their slots
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:07, archived)
# There are some very hairy babies
and I think he is the hairy baby-maker
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:57, archived)
# ...
...

Those women were in the nip!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 18:52, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaasssshhhhhh…...
Smash photo SmashDoll_zpsdc4030c4.gif
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Now that's just outright trolling.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:16, archived)
# NYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
YOU DIE FOR THIS, NINJ!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Hehehe
Sorry Smash, it's now been melted for your safety ;)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:18, archived)
# it'll come back, i know it will!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:20, archived)
# in greater numbers
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:27, archived)
# You'd LOVE 'The Conjuring'
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:33, archived)
# no. no i would not.
puppetmaster was bad enough
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Which part? There must've been like 8 sequels.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:44, archived)
# the first one
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:46, archived)
# But that's the best!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:48, archived)
# shouldn't have watched it on a tablet
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:51, archived)
# Depends what was in the tablet...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:56, archived)
# evil
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I have a 3 year old daughter. I exist in a perpetual state of terror for the future.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
eeurgh.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Pure fkn FEAR for when she gets old enough to start getting exposed to all this body image crap...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:15, archived)
# If Barbie were a full-sized woman
Her vital statistics would be 36 inches (chest), 18 inches (waist) and 33 inches (hips)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Found this while I was searching for sauce pics.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Epic win barry
FP This now.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Argh you'll curse it!
Ta Barbie ;p
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:22, archived)
# This ticks so many boxes
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
# you forgot the brain implant
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:18, archived)
#
implant removal
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:20, archived)
# nah, it doesn't have one to start with
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:23, archived)
# And the Designer Vagina labioplasty
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:56, archived)
# that really is pointless shit
unless you've been gang-raped by cacti
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Cheers.
Now the wait for it to turn up uncredited in The Poke...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Quick tag it!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Well why not eh?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Make it subtle... :)
oh.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:14, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:20, archived)
# super
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Aithankyew
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Armpit hair extensions?
*fears :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Only on the French version.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Haha Francist!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:33, archived)
# forgot anal bleaching
note to self.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:46, archived)
# DIY - Domestos, paint brush, squat over a mirror
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Ah fucksticks *stops doing the same thing but worse*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Ohhh yeah and we're on the FP!
*does a little dance*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:30, archived)
# tremendous
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:29, archived)
# Haha!
ace :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha, great work
And I know exactly how you feel. I've a daughter almost 3 now too! o_O
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:46, archived)
# 3 god-daughters here
ages 4, 7 and 8 --- it really does start very early
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:08, archived)
# I know how this feels
I have two daughters... going to add this to my new site - feminist father (dot com) if you don't mind!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:28, archived)
# My pleasure :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 16:24, archived)
# This is extremely good
I expect to see this everywhere soon
(, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, someone had to do it....
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:53, archived)
# BOTSE
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:58, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Ouchie.
That must have hurt.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:58, archived)
# and now i want to listen to tin planet
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Big Trak Pedal Car
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:37, archived)
# oooooo, i want one!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:47, archived)
# this should be a thing :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Paedo car?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] mama?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:14, archived)
# fuck right off
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Por-ce-laaaaaain….
;)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:23, archived)
# NO! NO FUCKING PORCELAIN!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:27, archived)
# had to get it out of my head :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:32, archived)
# GG YES!

(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:55, archived)
# I'd buy that one.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:59, archived)
# terrible tales of vulture rape
dead in the desert
their asses agape....
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:15, archived)
# `

...and I hope you are too.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:02, archived)
# On a daily basis!
:)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:06, archived)
# i always thought use of the gel was strictly regulated
what with the hams an all.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:08, archived)
# There have been issues recently..

..hence this new campaign.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:19, archived)
# paw up the bum
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Adult Bonjela?
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:08, archived)
# why, i'd be foolish not to!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Well of course
the importance of using the gel has been clearly stressed.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:15, archived)
# I use the Gel, and now my two small children use it too.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:17, archived)
# A day never passes without me using the Gel
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Mmmmnnnnn….yeeessssss...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Smug indeed!
He looks very unlike his pun-laden brother in that picture.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] That Kiera Knightley doll is pretty realsistic innit?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:29, archived)
# ew
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:42, archived)
# she is a meat popsicle
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Leave Keira alone!
For she is an English Rose.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:54, archived)
# she's got 'orrible teeth though.
unless she's had them fixed?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] a version of amoebabot i did for a polish, * gentleman's magazine *
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:04, archived)
# i don't like the colour of that lipstick
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:06, archived)
# alright mark
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:07, archived)
# alright mongy
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:10, archived)
# yer sweet
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Gumph!
Ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's wonderfully deranged.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Buckarooooh...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:55, archived)
# the new equus playset
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:57, archived)
# Sexytiem :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Fuckaroo!
:D
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:48, archived)
# The Raonic Man
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:49, archived)

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