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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Legless Selfie Diva?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:57, archived)
# she's kneeling down ya daft ha'p'orth.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:01, archived)
# when will her leg just grow
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:58, archived)
# something something something heather mccartney something something
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha
very clever.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:02, archived)
# I think there's comething wrong with your orange jam
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:02, archived)
# any cirtus based 'jam' is classed as marmalade
and it's in the sky, so yeah I think it's not quite right.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:09, archived)
# the rhubarb in the second one makes that a jam
and sunkist are just wrong.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:16, archived)
# marmalade requires peel
so marmalade without the bits in in theory is jam (and obviously wrong)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:34, archived)
# well either way I need some toast and marmalade/jam on it now...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:35, archived)
# "comething"
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:28, archived)
# well there's none of THAT in it...
as far as I know...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:30, archived)
# "Don't treat me as your comething!" Ronaldo splutterd
as Dmitri pulled up his trousers without even wiping on the curtains.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:32, archived)
# It sounds like the title of a
mid 90s Faith No More bonus track.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:35, archived)
# Freudian nip
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Industrial grade Ris here
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:13, archived)
# really?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Me too
not a scooby
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:30, archived)
# Beatles LSD
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Doesn't help
Beatles the most overrated band ever to have existed and I don't know the words.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:35, archived)
# "Picture yourself on a boat in a river"
"something something something marmalade skies"

/beatles expert
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:38, archived)
# *bows down to superior beatles expert*
I bet you can name all 3 of them too can't ya?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:46, archived)
# George, Zippy
and Bungle the drummer. I even know the manager was called Geoffrey.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:49, archived)
# BOOM!
you are all about the beetles. Have you got both of their albums? I have one on cassette.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:51, archived)
# I like their experimental stuff, the twangers stuff was amazing.
the twangers stuff was amazing.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:30, archived)
# *throws self at screen*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Assuming that's a link to the song
Why would I watch it when I've stated how overrated I think they are?

But very kind of you to try to enlighten me nonetheless.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
# so, you've listened to them before anyway?
to get this opinion of overrateded? or is it just a generalisation?
just curious to your opinion is all.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:53, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer below
(although it's be pretty impossible to have reached my advanced age without having heard the Beatles!)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:54, archived)
# ah confusing conversation within a conversation
is this technically time travelling?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
whatever. I shall educate - Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. It's from their Sgt Pepper Album, which as far as I know has been available to buy since 1967 and has, to date, sold more than 30 million copies world wide...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:41, archived)
# Yeah, I've got the album
but I don't listen to it because it's shite.

I may be rather overplaying my hostility to the Beatles for shits and giggles, but you know, as Mr Pip said "Just a band"

(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:53, archived)
# That's certainly a stance -
guaranteed to anger, 'the beatles were rubbish'
I love 'em, so to find someone who doesn't intrigues me.
I'm, as yet, been unable to find someone who can give me a reason to not love 'em. I'm not saying we should all like the same music, that would be boring. In a way it'd be awesome if someone gave me a reason that made me think 'shit, yeah, they were well rubbish now you put it like that'.
but until then I'm stuck liking what I like... it's a tough world eh?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:57, archived)
# I honed my stance
arguing with a close friend who loves them and couldn't understand my indifference (which is all it really is) so to wind him up I got increasingly militant about my position until we genuinely fell out (for half an hour)

(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)
# ha! ace.
there a lot of 'successful' artists out there that I'm not overly bothered about but accept that they must be good to be selling so well, so yeah that falls into indifference I guess. But some folk do love to wind up t'others. I think the beatles good/bad thing is what they're fighting about over in the desert somewhere.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Aaaah
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] On the corner again?!?
Lippy_kids
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:50, archived)
# :D
need more feathers perhaps ;)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Nope. Not even with the band prompt...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:35, archived)
# It's 'Lippy Kids' by Elbow.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Super trooper, beams are gonna blind me
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:43, archived)
# This is exactly what I imagined when I first heard this song
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Seeing as it came out a couple of years after Star Wars it was the only assumption we could make
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
# looks like a fancy dress hostage taking
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:59, archived)
# WHEN COSPLAY GOES WRONG,
9.30 PM TONIGHT ON QUEST
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:05, archived)
# I would watch that
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:07, archived)
# I would love to see a Rogue Trooper cosplay
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:14, archived)
# *sets facebook albums to friends only*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Awesome
Nu Earth is in safe hands.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Sgt Smurf reporting for duty, Sir!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:44, archived)
# FAKE
Stormtroopers are not that good a shot, except with Jawas.

Also, WOO!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:46, archived)
# Splendid
and bizarrely one I understand
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:37, archived)
# yay!
what music do you listen to? perhaps we can club together and do one special like ;)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:47, archived)
# This morning I was listening to The St Pierre Snake Invasion
last night it was Holy Fuck and Turing Machine.

Generally if it gets played on 6Music on a weekday I'm there or there abouts but I also slope off in some more esoteric directions too.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:59, archived)
# I likes me some Holy Fuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhaRkWfaq10

Similar but different you given Raveonettes new album a spin, that's my current heavy rotation
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)
# Latin is a superb record
I don't really know the Raveonettes, I'll give that a pop post-lunch
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)
# excellent video :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] A Hard Drain?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:20, archived)
#

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:03, archived)
# SexTea?...not SexWee :S
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:23, archived)
# umm, Fernando, by ABBA?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 1:27, archived)
# Keith Lemon..unfunny cunt!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 7:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ALL THESE THINGS THAT I'VE DONE



(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 0:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "WITH A SAUSAGE, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LIVERPOOL?"
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:38, archived)
# first class travel no less
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Being punks they've only got second class tickets...
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:06, archived)
# This needs more love
as it is both WOO and YAY!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:00, archived)
# *looks up from weeping in the corner and snivels...*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a god-awful small affair
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 20:49, archived)
# ZOWIE!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I pea here?
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:42, archived)
# by all means, you may want to compo that
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Cheers HT! forgot all about that!
Have been away for a while dealing with real life!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:47, archived)
# Brilliant!
Also, that's the first one I've not rissed at immediately
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 1:55, archived)
# Hey Mickey you're bovine
you're bovine you blow my mind
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:55, archived)
# This reply needs some love
*golf clap*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:16, archived)
# I always took that lyric too literally.
I will not render this visible.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:09, archived)
# The Wonder Stuff were fucking terrible
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:34, archived)
# A Reeves and Mortimer product...
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] the terrible truth behind their success
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:14, archived)
# Woo!
Art wrote Bright Eyes about the same event.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:17, archived)
# I like this.
It's also an island of familiarity in what looks likely to be a week of virtually uninterrupted rissing for me.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:17, archived)
# hints really should be given for weeks like this
or full reveals in file names
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:18, archived)
# Definitely
I've looked at virtually every filename so far, so when the filename is something like "imgur07984_11.jpg", that doesn't help.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:42, archived)
# There's no "guess the words without revealing them" in the brief...Just write the lyrics too?
(As you have wisely done in this excellent piece, Toasty..)
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:48, archived)
# I quite like the quiz aspect
My current score is about 5/39.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:20, archived)
# I think I'm only stuck on barst's below
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Stay in the circle, Art!
Woo
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:29, archived)
# This is wonderful stuff
woo!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 20:58, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:00, archived)
# I don't think I've ever heard a metal cover of this tune.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:04, archived)
# beautiful
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:57, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:37, archived)
# His early burglary years - fourth in a series of quick and shit
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:35, archived)
# So I broke into the palace...
The Smiths?
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:32, archived)
# Yes sir
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:09, archived)
# ohhh a sponge I see
very neat =)
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] the backing dancers look rightly shocked
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:11, archived)
# B.A.N.A.N.A.S
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] He told me....
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:56, archived)
# I almost get this
almost

Edit/ OK, yes, got it now
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:59, archived)
# ooh eee oooh ahh ahh ting tang something something bing bang
still no idea
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Wallah wallah
as in char-wallah.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:04, archived)
# ooh eee oooh ahh ahh ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
still no idea :D
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:13, archived)
# ha, still no idea :D
is that like Tweenies or similar kids tv thing?
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:18, archived)
#
Too young to have seen It Ain't half Hot Mum, then?


they were the Char Wallah and Punka Wallah characters*


*with no racial stereotyping at all, no siree
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:06, archived)
# ting tang walla walla bing bang
walla walla could be an onion.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 21:39, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:24, archived)
# This was a big hit around when I first started listening to pop radio.
Yes, I am old... I used a crystal radio that I made from a kit.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Haha
Aces.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:26, archived)
# Ptang Yang Kipper Bang UGH??!!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:50, archived)
# It's not often that I understand these.
I'm none too proud that I understood this one.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 20:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] No comment

(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Just genius
This is the only one I get and I am laughing like a loon.

When I was a kid we used to listen to the this tape all the time. I loved them all.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Misunderstood
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:09, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit rissing.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:23, archived)
# The Shamen
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Aaaah!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)
# filename it
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:45, archived)
# so she's picking letters after the clock has already started?
oh and a clock that ain't ticking...?
*takes picture too seriously*
*likes anyway*
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
# haha, amazing
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:57, archived)
# nitty gritty
is a term that was used during the slave trade.
when a slave owner got 'bored and frisky' and wanted some back door action, he would use the term 'to go and get down to the nitty gritty', then proceed to go and have his way with whatever he fancied.

having said that, nice picture.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:08, archived)
# I don't think nitty-gritty has anything to do with slavery.
Of course, I'm happy to be corrected if you have a source.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 9:41, archived)
# after trying to source it, it would appear to have 2 trains of thought
neither of which are 100% conclusive, more suggestive, but in the interests of it being friday and almost the weekend, I will bow to your suggestion of non bumming meaning.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:08, archived)
# That also looks like "the big bad city"...
Jam Hot!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
but of course!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:38, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Shotgun gimme gimme low down funboy, ok showdown...
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:37, archived)
# God I hated that fucking song.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:40, archived)
# John Wayne
(, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] More quick and shit
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:27, archived)
# ..and on that subject
Here's one I prepared earlier..
(, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Back to back Sacrailiac Spineless movement And a wild attack
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Needs more edible cars.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:00, archived)
# GET IN THE CAR!! DRIVE REAL FAR!! RUPTURE!!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] apparently it means it's a surprise pregnancy.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:24, archived)
# They're always great, these "obliquely reference a thing" compos.


[relurks]
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:34, archived)
# I had to check the file name on this...
ckMwbr6? I'm none the wiser...
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Funky little shack
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:42, archived)
# apparently it means a tin roof that is rusted
like on their shack where they used to live/write songs
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:53, archived)
# I beg to differ.
if you watch the video, that bloke singer asks with some shock 'you're WHAT?!' as clearly this pregnancy is a surprise. Now, the only sticking point is if the term came from said shed for writing and means only that, or if it became a slang term after the song... alas, we may never know. (unless there is a concise device for checking such things, something anybody could, for arguments sake, 'log on' to and discover, but the very thought sounds quite absurd, quite absurd indeed.)
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:01, archived)
# it's also an old put down for redheads
thank heavens for the internet giving us all these options and no real answer
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:13, archived)
# real answers are for losers.
word.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Tin doesn't rust
Other than that I haven't got the faintest idea what you two are banging on about
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:57, archived)
# I'm rissing on this one,
massivley.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:59, archived)
# articlenewthumbnaildsphotogettyarticle
HAH HAH HAH HAH asjljasfasdf
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:01, archived)
# i knew YOU'D get it...
you're wacky like that.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)
# Letting the days go by...
Letting the water hold me down...
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:15, archived)
# most of the board is a RISfest for me today
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:58, archived)
# GNU/Firearms


A little goat elsewhere put the "someone ought to put a link to 'My parents open source!'" idea in my head so it's his fault.


(RIS links publishingperspectives.com/2014/08/a-pro-gun-book-for-kids-oh-no-oh-yes/ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman)
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:14, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Gnuuuu!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:51, archived)

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