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# Parky Smith. (tenuous)


(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 23:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 23:15, archived)
# These charming men
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:17, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 19:29, archived)
# november spawned four monsters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:21, archived)
# The Mark E. Smith on the left looks like John Prescott suffering a stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:24, archived)
# one on the right is Frankenstein trying a new hairstyle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:26, archived)
# smithZ
More I say
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Fuggeddabouddit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 23:24, archived)
# Have the Siths in response.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 2:00, archived)
# Al Pachinko
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:03, archived)
# He bears the tribal markings of his people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:10, archived)
# The Hellraiser tribe?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:12, archived)
# I hope you've had that laying around for a few months at least
If you've just created that in the last couple of minutes then I'm disappoint surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:11, archived)
# all done after I posted the last one and realised there was a pun to be had in his name
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:22, archived)
# Well, Chin-Chin.
*raises glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:26, archived)
# click click click
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 31 Aug 2014, 7:51, archived)
# now that is glorious
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 8:05, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 9:00, archived)
# Are we to believe he has a magnetic face?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:57, archived)
# glasscock is loading
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:01, archived)
# Bindun?
http//www.b3ta.com/newsletter/639
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:01, archived)
# balls
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:06, archived)
# lol
(#1, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] sexytiem
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:09, archived)
# James Joyce & wife?
"You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her."
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Gone from us, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:16, archived)
# BIG OLE ASS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:18, archived)
# David Gest after the Botox wore off?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:19, archived)
# nice.
Edit: Facemash!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:27, archived)
# a face like Silly Putty is what makes him such a great actor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:04, archived)
# that's fucking EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
# David Bowie after the gestox wore off?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Say hello to my leetle face.
youtu.be/LKnLN1way-o?t=4m39s
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:04, archived)
# wonderfully horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 5:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Let's hope Arch doesn't see this
He's likely to sue, litigious bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:16, archived)
# that's commodore 64
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:18, archived)
# WHAT? Way of the Explosive FUCK?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:19, archived)
# I don't think so. They look more like Wangs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:21, archived)
# Fake! No shark!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:16, archived)
# Hang on a minute ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:16, archived)
# IK Fuk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:05, archived)
# Master Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Quark E Smith (couldn't work out how too add to thread below)


Click for bigger (131 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:18, archived)
# I dunno if there's a correct way, but I go to start a new thread, grab the code once uploaded then cancel posting. Then paste the code into a reply.
Nice pic btw.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha top work ninjipoos
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahshahahahaha
Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 7:39, archived)
# Er.. Shark E Smith.


Evening b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 20:16, archived)
# How about Marquee Smith?


/gave up halfway through.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 20:17, archived)
# superb on both counts
he should sell these at concerts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Best endeavours work
Hahahahaha that's made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:25, archived)
# In a world of shitty magnets and miracles...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Hello. I built you these.






There's a full set after the click.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 15:04, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 15:06, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you fly, Bobby?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 30 Aug 2014, 14:28, archived)
# I thought all y'all called it 'petrol'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 14:34, archived)
# This game needs to be made
Don't forget the Moat sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 19:52, archived)
# Now on BBC1...........

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 14:26, archived)
# I've not got a problem with him, he seems a hard working, decent bloke
it's his audience I can't comprehend
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Get with it grandad, it's the SEVENTIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 15:34, archived)
#
(yeah I've never actually seen it, just seen a couple clips and a lot of rants about how shit it is, and how popular it is)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 15:35, archived)
# that sort of thing has always been popular
his stuff is actually pretty good for "that sort of thing" ... and it's generally sympathetic to the comedy characters he riffs off which most crass bbc3/ITV sitcoms aren't. I can't watch it for more than five minutes without wanting to nuke Ireland though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Not exactly the most successful game port ever...

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 12:25, archived)
# Grand Theft Manual?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Grand Theft Manuel?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)
# it's sad
Michael and Trevor just need to swap places for a few moments and both will be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
This passes the boredom of waiting for the missus to have a bra fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Fingers crossed
for larger, not smaller then.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 13:03, archived)
# I dont want to be suffocated!
Although I can think if worse ways to go....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 13:06, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8dldLG_ZhI
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 17:41, archived)
# that's waaaaaaay too high res for a spectrum
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] oof etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 Aug 2014, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(SonofRojBlake, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:53, archived)
# To Hull with you!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I've not had much sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 10:31, archived)
# Taste the Rainbow stomach of the bear
makes sense to me!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 12:51, archived)
# here's your long-awaited gayshift, now quit moaning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 4:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 4:27, archived)
# Pfft!
I only wear black.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:06, archived)
# She is a yummy
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:20, archived)
# I remember when the gayshift never left the closet
Now everyone has to hear about it. La di dah.

Wait a minute. Moaning? So that's what that noise was.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurrah!
photo gshft.gif
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 10:18, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Here is your long awaited newsletter. Now stop moaning.
http//www.b3ta.com/newsletter/639
(#1, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Hey! Stop that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:09, archived)
# lol
(#1, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 19:07, archived)
# you forgot to add six pages of usvsthem
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 20:32, archived)
# a good read, as ever
my favourite bit is the bit about me
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:13, archived)
# my favo(u)rite bit is the 4th bit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 2:04, archived)
# TLDR
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Yay! Thanks rob
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:22, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Gandalf Can't Do Simple Math Under Pressure! Can You???
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Not when I'm all hopped up on PACT coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:30, archived)
#
Some cunt at work has bought mellow roast coffee, that horrible mild powder. How am I meant to do a night shift on that? cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:33, archived)
# You can get delicious Pact coffee
sent to your place of work for just one pound. Bargain if you ask me.
(#1, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:34, archived)
# Pact Coffee - picked by orphans, drunk by orphans.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:43, archived)
# picked by drunk orphans
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:44, archived)
#
My employer is a cheap arsed cunt. Though I've found his stash of Peruvian filter coffee. YOINK....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:46, archived)
# PACT
Pact is made from radiator fluff compressed into pellets by the calloused hands of those encased in iron igloos as punishment for their depredations against the state in peace time.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Sell it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:55, archived)
# you're not our real newsletter you're our stepnewsletter
you can't tell us what to read


(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Better than nothing.
But then again, really not.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:50, archived)
# I can't believe it's not better than nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:11, archived)
# Dubya's back
All is restored!
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:30, archived)
# well,
north IS better....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Compo winer, right here^^
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:00, archived)
# Cheers Rob
I won't do the others in the basement tonight as I'll be reading this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:04, archived)
# I went North once.
That is the end of that anecdote, really.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:08, archived)
# Really?
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Yes.
I went to Hemel Hempstead. I didn't like it. Somebody burned my ear.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:38, archived)
# Forgive me but..
...that was more anecdote, I am on tenterhooks for the remains of this anecdote. I hope your ear is alright.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:43, archived)
# I lied about the ear.
I just went to Hemel. I had a coffee with a friend, at her house. What we discussed is lost in the mists of time, but probably involved how soon she could move back out from Hemel, which she did soon after.
Tune in next week, when I describe going shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:01, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:20, archived)
# just jokes i'nit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:46, archived)
# jokes 'n' things
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:04, archived)
# this font is boring
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:25, archived)
# -font +site
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:10, archived)
# > went north.
do I know where Jews are

went back to being NO FUCKING NEWSLETTER SO KILL THE JEWS!

btw all of the symbols mean this is what rob said to me privately.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:24, archived)
# /links is that way ---->
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:38, archived)
# your a btich
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:56, archived)
# I demand a refund!
And you love it when I moan.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Spectrum challenges are ALWAYS shit, you wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 15:38, archived)
# cheese please
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Crikey
I would love to get a cotton bud in her ear and mash it around.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:46, archived)
# cotton bud?
it's quite a large hole
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Roll of twenties?
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 0:00, archived)
# such a luxurious moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:08, archived)
# No chance of a blowie then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:25, archived)
# no, but she gives good chin-chin-charee
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 2:05, archived)
# now this one, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 2:31, archived)

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