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# Credit to Happy Toast for the Hummus ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Salmond vamoose
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:23, archived)
# haha
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
# I notice that the conspiracy theorists are already providing "evidence" that the vote was rigged
and the Russian observers criticised the Edinburgh count :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:51, archived)
# I thought Phil was the Duke of Edinburgh, not the count
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 20 Sep 2014, 7:49, archived)
# The moose was poisoned by his daughter, Ella.
or as she is officially listed: Salmond, Ella.
Eye thank yew.

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)
# .
this veal tastes nice
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Weddings, paries, BarMitzvars...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Oh no, Poor man :)
R.I.P
(Evilea You're Not Alone. Any Friends :), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Keep on going
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:12, archived)
# This makes perfect sense. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:52, archived)
# Meatloafers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 1:15, archived)
# Happens every day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:48, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 8:11, archived)
# They're the WRONG TROUSERS! AND THEY'RE WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Lou Gramm of Foreigner is appearing in concert here soon. Does anyone know if his voice is still good?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:58, archived)
# Oh shit, he's an American
ya know, I thought Lou Gramm was a Brit, what with the wonky eyes and all that
PFFT! My bad!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:02, archived)
# not offended
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm, legs compo is till active -- YAY! :D :D

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:29, archived)
# shexy!
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# she has no trouble tying her shoes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Costanza approved
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:46, archived)
# :D :D Thanks, Cos'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:50, archived)
# I'd have thought it would be impossible
given that they don't have any laces
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:58, archived)
# DID I FUCKING SAY LACES?
No dude! look at her arms, there fucking gargantuan. Se can literally tie her shoes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:04, archived)
# i'm really very very sorry, Li'l Mo' I didn't mean to yell at you.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:15, archived)
# oh Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)
# let's say I make it up to you, and take you out for a custard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:07, archived)
# !!!
You really know how to make a guy feel special :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:11, archived)
# now, reach down into my pockets, and if you find a whole Ten-Dollar bill, you can keep it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 2:57, archived)
# Lint and porn tokens no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:56, archived)
# Julian Assange really needs to get out more
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm! She was most certainly the TASTIEST mermaid!


Click for bigger (164 kb)
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:19, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM - bottomfeederlolz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:35, archived)
# oops that was my "Hungry-Hungry Bimbos!" one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Can it be
oh never mind
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:47, archived)
# do you know what those are?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:49, archived)
# I swear, they're just GIFs of a spaghetti eating contest.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Oh I know what they are
I've just never heard it called that before
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
# you've never scene spaghetti eat a conest before?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
#
Pedra and Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:56, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
#
bad blend
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:54, archived)
# PACT coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 5:50, archived)
# But of course.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Meanwhile, in the SNP members restaurant

Quitting news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
# ouff!
*sends to room*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Chicken, then?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:20, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:20, archived)
# but mcfly was irish
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:53, archived)
# Why, was it fatty?
obvs fattist comment
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:46, archived)
# I miss him already:(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:41, archived)
# Flounce!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:55, archived)
# Has it been Eton?
No, but all of the upper management have.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh hai thur!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)
# looks like my sister 30-odd years ago
but with a touch of down's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
# OOF!!
:D How's the health coming on? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
# great, thanks :)
more discomfort than pain now. it's weird, i still can't get used to things not being broken, it's like waiting for the other shoe to drop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Going the right way though
Wine will numb the pain :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
# so will martini!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:13, archived)
# well la de da your majesty!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
# hehheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Cor!
Well placed flowers in that patterned dress?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
# It's nippley out!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
# Classic comedy
Nice one Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:20, archived)
# lovely work!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:31, archived)
# schweeet
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:55, archived)
# heart ache vs. heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
# there's a pound bakery near my house
with a pound cafe attached. the food is fucking disgusting. even if it's dirt cheap, it's still not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:39, archived)
# I bake my own pounds
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)
# i bake cakes
which i did this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)
# is that a euphemism for having a poo ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# no, it's not
i often bake cakes, although i rarely eat them. made a seed cake this morning, my mate will probably scoff the lot when she comes round, she usually does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Male Seed?
I always over prove my dough
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 7:05, archived)
# Pound cake?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Sounds classy!
โ€œVileโ€ - www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g209958-d3567708-Reviews-Pound_Bakery-Birkenhead_Wirral_Merseyside_England.html

Thankfully they all seem to be up North ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:52, archived)
# yep
know a few people who've eaten in the cafe part, all of them have felt sick afterwards. it's just sad that this is the only place some people can aford to get a hot meal from nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Heh, I know that area
That's probably seen as a classy joint in that neighbourhood. Think the nearby Greggs closed down not long after the Pound Bakery appeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:07, archived)
# "Unemployment Grade Beef" - CAUTION: May contain traces of meat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:36, archived)
# Warning: Greggs sausage rolls can cause Vulcan hand growth and pinktongue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)
# everyone's a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
# except flan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Flantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
# "Oh you can't put your foot up in Europe
You can't show your studs on the 'nent
They take a dim view of a slightly raised shoe
So think on if you're up against Ghent, my lad,
think on if you're up against Ghent"
-- the genius that is HMHB of course
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:02, archived)
# also: angry eyebrow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
# that's the vulcan bit (like Spock)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
# Did you hear that a cheese company is going to be sponsoring a space rocket?
It'll be called Dairylea Launchables.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# No, but I did hear they're doing a range of Hitler Nazi hideout themed cheese-based snacks.
Dairylea Bunkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Have we had a ridiculous sponsorship challenge at all...
I would look but, you know...can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)
# There was the time Colgate and David Icke teamed up to make Truthpaste
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Or when Palitoy and Mr Kipling were producing those Exceedingly Nice Fakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Or the time Esso and the Swiss Alps tourist board teamed up and asked you to put an Eiger in your tank
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
# I recall the time David Prowse and Dekionplexis teamed up to produce the Green Cross Chode.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Apple fanboys started using Mr. Muscle, just to spite people who dislike Apple
when they heard it loves the Jobs you hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Disaster Girl classic for the compo...I expect something like this must have been done somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
pure evil
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Little match what?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha shit.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:16, archived)
# I hope its saved in PS format :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Didn't help to spot with the rubbish font to go with my rubbish typing...but it were free so mustn't grumble.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:21, archived)
# All in order now. Carry on :)
Oh hold on you spelt 'fuck' wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Lovely as ever, invisiblecity!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Ta, I keep missing the compo lately...turning into a bit of a lurker.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:50, archived)
# That is possibly one of the saddest things you have ever posted, Doggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] And another thing... I'll just leave this here!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:38, archived)
#
also, I like your tory tree work
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
# top tag
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
# wunderschön
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:48, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:26, archived)
# How much of this is a reference to "Frozen"
given that it was very loosely based on the Hans Christian Andersen classic "The Snow Queen" in that it involves snow and a queen?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Subjlols time! not necessarily for the newsletter, just the lovely camaraderie
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Dundee to be granted independence, whether they want it or not
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Choc Isis
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Mel Gibson...
...to be hung drawn and quartered for the purposes of historical accuracy.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
# That is possibly one of the saddest things you have ever posted, Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:16, archived)
# depends how much you care about the newsletter I guess
personally I couldn't give a monkeys, I just like the funny jokes people come up with
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:26, archived)
# ditto
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# There once was a wheatfield God...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Slower than the speed of dark
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:31, archived)
# The bear pie-chart thingy explained in gruesome detail.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
# You take the 'aye' road and I'll take the 'no' road
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:59, archived)
# This is like putting lipstick on a dead prozzy.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Tea, oat flapjack made with golden syrup & blossom honey - monitor
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Exclusive: Robin Williams used to ghostwrite the b3ta newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
# newsletter, what newsletter ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
# A poo's better than the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# finger banging dog's anuses since 2003
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb โœ…, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
# LIKE WAKING UP IN THE SAME COUNTRY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
# :D
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Rob Stiltskin?
Nicely mate
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:11, archived)
# A red dwarf!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Who's he?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
# that works FAR too well
he looks horrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Almost feel sorry for him
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Haha.
Defeated in the end by the Better-Having-Someone-Else-To-Blame-For-All-Our-Problems campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Lovely as ever Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Cheers man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Very nice shop
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Very nicely that Mr Q4 :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Ta Hekim
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] WTF!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)
# And he has eaten all the Flan Flakes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
# "Who's shat in my bed?"
Very nice Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Hehe
Cheers mate! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Didn't notice Domo until he said that!
And - er - is Mother Bear a vampire now?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
yes, it would appear so!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Haha
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Ning!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Nice blanket detail! : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Cheers Boris!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
# "Someone's been fucking in MY bed."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Hear me Roar...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Those lions are clearly dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:13, archived)
# Cameron fucks lions?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Lions, countries, health services, you name it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Tickle ma tummeh
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Why 1.618 why?!
we love your stuff, why do you keep deleting it?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Noo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Union Jacks always remind me of 70's street parties
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:25, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Brilliant!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Awimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimaway
Ris
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:37, archived)
# Well thank fuck for that.


Click for bigger (166 kb)
Mad image editing skills, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 6:12, archived)
# that's making my eyes hurt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:52, archived)
# I see that Dundee City had the biggest "yes" vote
Could we perhaps give them independence, complete with a large wall surrounding the city?

No doors or gateways, just a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:30, archived)
#
There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside Dundee City. The Prime Minister was on board.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:35, archived)
# Andrew Parker : You go in, find the PM, bring him out in 24 hours, and we'll forget about your benefits fraud
Rab C. Nesbitt : Y'whit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:51, archived)
# the price of marmalade would sky rocket
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
# and
No slacking.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 20:37, archived)
# Quid pro quo


(A tad late on this one but, y'know, lazy and stuff.)
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:50, archived)
# Sorry to threadjack
but why are there redexes on the front page?

Also nice job
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:55, archived)
# It's also interesting to note that the newsletter button has disappeared from the front page
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:57, archived)
# No redexes here,
but the Twitter link's gone too...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 4:05, archived)
# Maybe it is because you are all supposed to be asleep right now.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:08, archived)
# But...
...Scotchland!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:08, archived)
# AH NOE
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:11, archived)
# the newsletter link is still there, on the right with the link to the archive where its always been
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:56, archived)
# The one that used to be up the top
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:04, archived)
# I'm not sure I ever saw it at the top of the front page
I remember wondering why it wasn't there a year or so ago, just put it down to a space issue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:51, archived)
# Web Archive says it was never there.
I think it must use a different include to the inner pages of the site.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
# It looks like Fresh Water Mole's host has shut him down.
If you check his site, it says "bandwidth exceeded".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:56, archived)
# A victim of his own success
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:26, archived)
# Remember when Windows 95 CDs came with Weezer's Buddy Holly on them?
ah, Happy Days....
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:10, archived)
# Been experimenting on 3DBase again....quite proud of this one :)


Click for bigger (72 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:22, archived)
# Can someone please post that picture of jesus in a dog's butt?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:15, archived)
# I've done an extensive Goole image search...
and just cannot find any image of Jesus penetrating a dog's anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:09, archived)
# MAKE ONE
DO EET, NAO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:14, archived)
# funny you mentioned that because I don't see even ONE anus on this pic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:24, archived)
# Thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:36, archived)
# would this also do?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:44, archived)
# you know Mofaha is going to be calling me a 'terrible internet poop guy' now.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:45, archived)
# We never stopped calling you a terrible internet poop guy. We're still proud of you pedro
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:56, archived)
# You are a very positive influence in Pedro's life, gronkpan.
I just want you to know that I appreciate that, although I don't always say it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:57, archived)
# Are you a Half Way In
or a Half Way Out type person?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:22, archived)
# Pedro, you really are a very terrible internet poop guy
but we're still proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:58, archived)
#
o_0
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Jesus lives in ALL dog butts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
# you have cleverly hiden all *anuses
*anii?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:15, archived)

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