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# Credit to Happy Toast for the Hummus ;)
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Salmond vamoose
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:23, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
# I notice that the conspiracy theorists are already providing "evidence" that the vote was rigged
and the Russian observers criticised the Edinburgh count :)
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:51, archived)
# I thought Phil was the Duke of Edinburgh, not the count
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 7:49, archived)
# The moose was poisoned by his daughter, Ella.
or as she is officially listed: Salmond, Ella.
Eye thank yew.

*gets coat*
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)
# .
this veal tastes nice
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Weddings, paries, BarMitzvars...
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Oh no, Poor man :)
R.I.P
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Keep on going
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:12, archived)
# This makes perfect sense. Carry on.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:52, archived)
# Meatloafers.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 1:15, archived)
# Happens every day.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:48, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 8:11, archived)
# They're the WRONG TROUSERS! AND THEY'RE WRONG!
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Lou Gramm of Foreigner is appearing in concert here soon. Does anyone know if his voice is still good?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:58, archived)
# Oh shit, he's an American
ya know, I thought Lou Gramm was a Brit, what with the wonky eyes and all that
PFFT! My bad!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:02, archived)
# not offended
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm, legs compo is till active -- YAY! :D :D

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:29, archived)
# shexy!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# she has no trouble tying her shoes
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Costanza approved
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:46, archived)
# :D :D Thanks, Cos'
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)
# XD/
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:50, archived)
# I'd have thought it would be impossible
given that they don't have any laces
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:58, archived)
# DID I FUCKING SAY LACES?
No dude! look at her arms, there fucking gargantuan. Se can literally tie her shoes
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:04, archived)
# i'm really very very sorry, Li'l Mo' I didn't mean to yell at you.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:15, archived)
# oh Pedro
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)
# let's say I make it up to you, and take you out for a custard
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:07, archived)
# !!!
You really know how to make a guy feel special :)
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:11, archived)
# now, reach down into my pockets, and if you find a whole Ten-Dollar bill, you can keep it
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 2:57, archived)
# Lint and porn tokens no doubt.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:56, archived)
# Julian Assange really needs to get out more
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm! She was most certainly the TASTIEST mermaid!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:19, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM - bottomfeederlolz
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:35, archived)
# oops that was my "Hungry-Hungry Bimbos!" one
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Can it be
oh never mind
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:47, archived)
# do you know what those are?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:49, archived)
# I swear, they're just GIFs of a spaghetti eating contest.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Oh I know what they are
I've just never heard it called that before
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
# you've never scene spaghetti eat a conest before?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
#
Pedra and Pedro?
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:56, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
#
bad blend
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:54, archived)
# PACT coffee?
(, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 5:50, archived)
# But of course.
(, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Meanwhile, in the SNP members restaurant
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
# ouff!
*sends to room*
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# pfff!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Chicken, then?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:20, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:20, archived)
# but mcfly was irish
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:53, archived)
# Why, was it fatty?
obvs fattist comment
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:46, archived)
# I miss him already:(
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:41, archived)
# Flounce!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:55, archived)
# Has it been Eton?
No, but all of the upper management have.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh hai thur!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)
# looks like my sister 30-odd years ago
but with a touch of down's
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
# OOF!!
:D How's the health coming on? :)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
# great, thanks :)
more discomfort than pain now. it's weird, i still can't get used to things not being broken, it's like waiting for the other shoe to drop!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Going the right way though
Wine will numb the pain :)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
# so will martini!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:13, archived)
# well la de da your majesty!
=D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
# hehheh
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Cor!
Well placed flowers in that patterned dress?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
# It's nippley out!
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
# Classic comedy
Nice one Dave
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:20, archived)
# lovely work!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:31, archived)
# schweeet
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 5:55, archived)
# heart ache vs. heart attack
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
# there's a pound bakery near my house
with a pound cafe attached. the food is fucking disgusting. even if it's dirt cheap, it's still not worth it.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:39, archived)
# I bake my own pounds
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)
# i bake cakes
which i did this morning
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)
# is that a euphemism for having a poo ?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# no, it's not
i often bake cakes, although i rarely eat them. made a seed cake this morning, my mate will probably scoff the lot when she comes round, she usually does.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Male Seed?
I always over prove my dough
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 7:05, archived)
# Pound cake?
(, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Sounds classy!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:52, archived)
# yep
know a few people who've eaten in the cafe part, all of them have felt sick afterwards. it's just sad that this is the only place some people can aford to get a hot meal from nowadays.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Heh, I know that area
That's probably seen as a classy joint in that neighbourhood. Think the nearby Greggs closed down not long after the Pound Bakery appeared.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:07, archived)
# "Unemployment Grade Beef" - CAUTION: May contain traces of meat.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:36, archived)
# Warning: Greggs sausage rolls can cause Vulcan hand growth and pinktongue
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)
# everyone's a winner
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
# except flan
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Flantastic!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
# "Oh you can't put your foot up in Europe
You can't show your studs on the 'nent
They take a dim view of a slightly raised shoe
So think on if you're up against Ghent, my lad,
think on if you're up against Ghent"
-- the genius that is HMHB of course
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:02, archived)
# also: angry eyebrow
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
# that's the vulcan bit (like Spock)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
# Did you hear that a cheese company is going to be sponsoring a space rocket?
It'll be called Dairylea Launchables.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# No, but I did hear they're doing a range of Hitler Nazi hideout themed cheese-based snacks.
Dairylea Bunkers.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Have we had a ridiculous sponsorship challenge at all...
I would look but, you know...can't be arsed.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)
# There was the time Colgate and David Icke teamed up to make Truthpaste
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Or when Palitoy and Mr Kipling were producing those Exceedingly Nice Fakes.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Or the time Esso and the Swiss Alps tourist board teamed up and asked you to put an Eiger in your tank
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
# I recall the time David Prowse and Dekionplexis teamed up to produce the Green Cross Chode.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Apple fanboys started using Mr. Muscle, just to spite people who dislike Apple
when they heard it loves the Jobs you hate.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Disaster Girl classic for the compo...I expect something like this must have been done somewhere.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
pure evil
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Little match what?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha shit.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:16, archived)
# I hope its saved in PS format :D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Didn't help to spot with the rubbish font to go with my rubbish typing...but it were free so mustn't grumble.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:21, archived)
# All in order now. Carry on :)
Oh hold on you spelt 'fuck' wrong!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Lovely as ever, invisiblecity!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Ta, I keep missing the compo lately...turning into a bit of a lurker.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:50, archived)
# That is possibly one of the saddest things you have ever posted, Doggy.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] And another thing... I'll just leave this here!

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:38, archived)
#
also, I like your tory tree work
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
# top tag
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
# wunderschön
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:48, archived)
# i like this
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:26, archived)
# How much of this is a reference to "Frozen"
given that it was very loosely based on the Hans Christian Andersen classic "The Snow Queen" in that it involves snow and a queen?
(, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Subjlols time! not necessarily for the newsletter, just the lovely camaraderie
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Dundee to be granted independence, whether they want it or not
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Choc Isis
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Mel Gibson...
...to be hung drawn and quartered for the purposes of historical accuracy.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
# That is possibly one of the saddest things you have ever posted, Toasty.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:16, archived)
# depends how much you care about the newsletter I guess
personally I couldn't give a monkeys, I just like the funny jokes people come up with
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:26, archived)
# ditto
:(
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# There once was a wheatfield God...
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Slower than the speed of dark
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:31, archived)
# The bear pie-chart thingy explained in gruesome detail.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
# You take the 'aye' road and I'll take the 'no' road
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:59, archived)
# This is like putting lipstick on a dead prozzy.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Tea, oat flapjack made with golden syrup & blossom honey - monitor
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:42, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Exclusive: Robin Williams used to ghostwrite the b3ta newsletter
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:25, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
# newsletter, what newsletter ?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
# A poo's better than the newsletter.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# finger banging dog's anuses since 2003
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
# LIKE WAKING UP IN THE SAME COUNTRY
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
# :D
Nice
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Rob Stiltskin?
Nicely mate
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:11, archived)
# A red dwarf!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Who's he?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
# that works FAR too well
he looks horrific!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Almost feel sorry for him
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Haha.
Defeated in the end by the Better-Having-Someone-Else-To-Blame-For-All-Our-Problems campaign.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Lovely as ever Q!
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Cheers man
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Very nice shop
Woo
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Very nicely that Mr Q4 :)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Ta Hekim
:)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] WTF!!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)
# And he has eaten all the Flan Flakes :(
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
# "Who's shat in my bed?"
Very nice Ninj
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Hehe
Cheers mate! :D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Didn't notice Domo until he said that!
And - er - is Mother Bear a vampire now?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
yes, it would appear so!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)
# Haha
'ning!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Ning!
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Nice blanket detail! : )
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Cheers Boris!
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
# "Someone's been fucking in MY bed."
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Hear me Roar...
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Those lions are clearly dead.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:13, archived)
# Cameron fucks lions?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Lions, countries, health services, you name it
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Tickle ma tummeh
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Why 1.618 why?!
we love your stuff, why do you keep deleting it?!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Noo!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Union Jacks always remind me of 70's street parties
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:25, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Brilliant!
That is all.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Awimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimawayawimaway
Ris
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:37, archived)
# Well thank fuck for that.


Click for bigger (166 kb)

Mad image editing skills, huh?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 6:12, archived)
# that's making my eyes hurt
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:52, archived)
# I see that Dundee City had the biggest "yes" vote
Could we perhaps give them independence, complete with a large wall surrounding the city?

No doors or gateways, just a wall.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:30, archived)
#
There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside Dundee City. The Prime Minister was on board.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:35, archived)
# Andrew Parker : You go in, find the PM, bring him out in 24 hours, and we'll forget about your benefits fraud
Rab C. Nesbitt : Y'whit?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:51, archived)
# the price of marmalade would sky rocket
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
# and
No slacking.
(, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 20:37, archived)
# Quid pro quo


(A tad late on this one but, y'know, lazy and stuff.)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:50, archived)
# Sorry to threadjack
but why are there redexes on the front page?

Also nice job
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:55, archived)
# It's also interesting to note that the newsletter button has disappeared from the front page
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:57, archived)
# No redexes here,
but the Twitter link's gone too...!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 4:05, archived)
# Maybe it is because you are all supposed to be asleep right now.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:08, archived)
# But...
...Scotchland!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:08, archived)
# AH NOE
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:11, archived)
# the newsletter link is still there, on the right with the link to the archive where its always been
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:56, archived)
# The one that used to be up the top
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:04, archived)
# I'm not sure I ever saw it at the top of the front page
I remember wondering why it wasn't there a year or so ago, just put it down to a space issue
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:51, archived)
# Web Archive says it was never there.
I think it must use a different include to the inner pages of the site.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
# It looks like Fresh Water Mole's host has shut him down.
If you check his site, it says "bandwidth exceeded".
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:56, archived)
# A victim of his own success
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:26, archived)
# Remember when Windows 95 CDs came with Weezer's Buddy Holly on them?
ah, Happy Days....
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:10, archived)
# Been experimenting on 3DBase again....quite proud of this one :)
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:22, archived)
# Can someone please post that picture of jesus in a dog's butt?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:15, archived)
# I've done an extensive Goole image search...
and just cannot find any image of Jesus penetrating a dog's anus.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:09, archived)
# MAKE ONE
DO EET, NAO!!!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:14, archived)
# funny you mentioned that because I don't see even ONE anus on this pic
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:24, archived)
# Thankyou
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:36, archived)
# would this also do?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:44, archived)
# you know Mofaha is going to be calling me a 'terrible internet poop guy' now.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:45, archived)
# We never stopped calling you a terrible internet poop guy. We're still proud of you pedro
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:56, archived)
# You are a very positive influence in Pedro's life, gronkpan.
I just want you to know that I appreciate that, although I don't always say it.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:57, archived)
# Are you a Half Way In
or a Half Way Out type person?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:22, archived)
# Pedro, you really are a very terrible internet poop guy
but we're still proud of you.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:58, archived)
#
o_0
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Jesus lives in ALL dog butts
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
# you have cleverly hiden all *anuses
*anii?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:15, archived)

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