a little candle-day fall fashion
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:26,
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Sexy fall fashion!especially the bloke on the right
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:11,
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happy cnaldes and all!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:28,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Big Mistakes"){kind=small}
The beginging of a slippery slope...Dont do it Elvis!!
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Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:44,
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Ha!I love the look on his face, truly the look of a man who does not know the harm a supersized order could do.
Edit: welcome to B3ta!
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Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:18,
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Edit: welcome to B3ta!
Hallo! Welcome to b3ta, and thanks for putting something /board which isn't a forklift.I reckon there's a greasy slot in that chair thingy, he's shagging the guts out of it.
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Shlvng,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:53,
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he has his dick in a giant jelly donut PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:58,
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with my morning blurry eyesElvis almost looks like EMS.
creepy!!
also, welcome to the board
(creepy!!
also, welcome to the board
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:57,
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welcome to b3ta, steveplymouthplease stick around and tell us something about yourself.
Have you been lurking here long before finally gathering the courage to sign up?
How did you come up with the idea for this image?
Do you have any interesting pets?
Are you naked right now?
(Have you been lurking here long before finally gathering the courage to sign up?
How did you come up with the idea for this image?
Do you have any interesting pets?
Are you naked right now?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:14,
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Oh, it's a poster-and-runneror just incredibly shy
and naked
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:39,
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I've been lurking for ages, posted a few times years ago under a different name, just never had the time to really do anything for the board.
(,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:15,
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the signs were already there
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:18,
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Oh yeh forgot there was a compowelcome new person
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:20,
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/bit ashamed of this old thing
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:10,
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"Luke....you've turned off your brain..."
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:08,
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I'd like to thank fuck for everything!*cries, waves and runs off stage*
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Q4nobody,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:27,
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Only TREKWARS FUCKLIFTS get Front PagedOh :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:40,
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Joyous!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:05,
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This is now my wallpaperOn my phone, tablet, laptop, smart tv and my fucking living fucking room.
(
Frogbeat,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:28,
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I cant breathNo but in all seriousness try a little harder next time and put a little effort in a
( Frogbeat,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:31,
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Why bother?b3ta is dead.
Nobody cares.
So lets just make FUCKLIFTS.
Fuck it.
(Nobody cares.
So lets just make FUCKLIFTS.
Fuck it.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:36,
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I've been looking for this for a LONG time. Thanks! Now I know how to properly operate my fucklift.
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 17:27,
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Photos of you with your FUCKLIFT or GTFOalso can I have a go on it please?
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 17:34,
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don't just Fuck It,Lift it.
(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:13,
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HaThe FUCKS have fallen off his van.
I bet that farmer Ted will find em and bring them over in his FUCKTOR
(I bet that farmer Ted will find em and bring them over in his FUCKTOR
Frogbeat,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:40,
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HaIn my early days on b3ta, I once made a picture like this. With 'tached cat and logo. Photobucket kept taking it down though :(
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 7:18,
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Das uber Fuckenliften mit spiken shitz\o
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 2:37,
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Don't put your dick in there! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 4:27,
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I bet you say that to all the boys mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 7:21,
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just the ugly ones PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:51,
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Wasn't the VW just for the plebs?I thought he drove about in a fancy Merc limo...
( fuscous,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 8:42,
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FUCKENLIFTENSTEIN, INC. BERLIN GERMANY 1942
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:53,
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KRAFTWERK(sorry, my german is a little rusty)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:11,
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HAPPY CANDLE DAY...........................I MADE THIS JUST FOR YOU!!!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:15,
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Leave mofaha alone!(him and pedro are hiding...together)
:D made this about a year ago! :D
(:D made this about a year ago! :D
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:25,
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PAYDROOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get over here and acknowledge my cake.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:43,
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*drops trou*I really didn't know. Cheers!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 4:26,
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You should be happy. You got your pallet bed, your cake and candle, your fucklift, and all your fave mags. Enjoy!!!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 6:01,
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best. 9th. b3taday. evar!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:20,
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MIND THE SEAMHORSES! Found this gem on his facefook page tt cried out for paintmashing, without a fucklift
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:31,
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I didn't recognise that blue thing as a suity pricks wifeand assumed Cameron had turned the chaps wife to meat slices.
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:35,
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I see, It could have been another pun there! I suck.
been here 10 years GAJ! :D
(been here 10 years GAJ! :D
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:37,
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"No, the competition was to *meat* with the PM..."
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:26,
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Ha. I'm not going to have a go. I don;t go along with the crowd ya know!(
Frogbeat,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:37,
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haha!
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 23:08,
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no boris is outside,the prime cuts of the disabled are on the plates.
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:53,
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hahahahahahahahanow I need to clean the coffee of my monitor
(
Lt.Rightenant,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:47,
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AhahahaOffice lols
(
brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:48,
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FUCK!! THE KID'S LIFT-FORKED A BOMB!! LOOK OUT!!
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:21,
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chortlesYou made me laugh W/Y/H
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:32,
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I'm disappointed.The intention is make one introspectively question the validity of Fucklifts on a digitally peurile message board in modern times.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???
(WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:37,
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I could not help it*prepares for bumming!*
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:39,
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Haha. You may even get to have new icons by then too :D
Frogbeat,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:21,
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Yesterday, I mentioned to my girlfriend that I wanted a pair of bowling shoes with regular soles, to wear to workLater, I mentioned I wanted a pair of stupid checkered golf trousers.
And now I want a striped referee shirt to complete the ensemble.
(And now I want a striped referee shirt to complete the ensemble.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:59,
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Yeah right whatever. Don't believe youGirlfriend? Pfft!
( Frogbeat,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:15,
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I bet that machinery is battery poweredMadness? This is VARTA!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:06,
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Is this the episode where they stuff the dead parrot with sprouts mexicaine? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:45,
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in June 2036The last remnants of humanity will band together in desperate tribes scattered throughout the tattered remains of dying society, as the alien lizard overlords laugh as they enjoy their now 21 years of a conquered world.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:48,
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4klifts? we have them all at old Cunty Dave's fuck on the first date's emporium of Bulk Monkey beer and fucklift suppliers What could go wrong with Cunty Dave's?
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Click for bigger (223 kb)
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:47,
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The post that sparked the ideaIt had to be done, just like the paintmash opportunity on David Cameron's Facebook page I'm tweaking now.
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:20,
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ding dong the witch is dead Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:35,
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You're just saying this so you can use the scissors mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:44,
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Well, that's gonna get a rise out of someone
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:46,
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Ho ho hoI think your comment could be a bit more uplifting
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:07,
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Ha Ha....I'll take the stairs....it smells funky in there.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 1:09,
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When it comes to doing it right.
Vimod reminds you that the only choice is an Electric Pallet
Doesn't really matter as there's no limes
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:15,
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as i have been informed that FUCKLIFTS are not for girlsi feel my opinion would be biased somewhat.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:24,
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I once saw a girl fucklifting a pallet of monkey beerneedless to day, she was immediately arrested
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:47,
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i should think so Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:59,
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Horrific. Was the monkey beer unharmed?
(
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:45,
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I saw to it that is was all consumed right awayby MEN
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:09,
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A biased opinion is the best kind of opinion
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:49,
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well....... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:00,
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Electric Pallet Jacks are what separates humans and animals from robots and robot animals.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:47,
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Posting pictures everywhere of this shit?It's getting boring now MIC!
pfft!
(pfft!
Frogbeat,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:48,
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hahahaha :D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:21,
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Liftin' the way god may/maynot have intended
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:48,
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yummy, non GMO farm-fresh fuck! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:23,
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I've heard that fork-lift drivers don't like jokes. They find them unpalatable.
( Snar,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:30,
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The stand up version makes you feel like Flash Gordon flying backwards on a rocket cycle.
(
Captain Howdy,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:09,
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Sounds like an ideal platform for jousting
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:44,
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ALIEN FUCKLIFT?Edit: Oooooh I see. It is possible!
.
© Bloop
(.
© Bloop Frogbeat,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:39,
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set FUCKLIFTS to stun Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:42,
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To boldly go where no FUCKLIFT has gone before.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:55,
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raise FUCKLIFTS Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:58,
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Yeah, they're fun to ride.But they can't LIFT like a FUCKLIFT!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:57,
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O.K., I'm sorry for bugging you on the weekend!Make it stop!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:04,
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I let you off easy.Next time your whole neighborhood goes up.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:23,
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as the Reynolds girls so rightly "rapped" I'd rather Electric Pallet Jack, than Fleetwood Mac Fucklift
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:08,
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Right this has all got too muchIt's getting silly now o_O
( Frogbeat,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:09,
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there's room for all forms of powered lifting tool in this worldlets just all try and get along
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:12,
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My queen on a FUCKLIFT is going to be on the FL any second now!
(
Frogbeat,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:18,
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This is shitI'm not having it. There aint no FUCKING room
( Frogbeat,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:16,
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Didn't the one on the right play that red-haired dude in Harry Potter? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:11,
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they should have been jailed for crimes against music Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:59,
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Why is it always foggy in your pict....Oh
XD
(XD
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:56,
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Is it aware?
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:10,
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Fuck all that is fuckable and return that fuck to the creator
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:21,
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I sense this consciousness calling to you from space
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:03,
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"OUT, DAMNED SPOT!! OUT, I SAY!!"
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:11,
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he's shit on her hand Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:41,
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I see the Cyberdyne Optical Control Kernel (C.O.C.K.) has kicked in?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:21,
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don't ask me, dancing space potato Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:37,
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Out, out, damned Spot!
You were supposed to be a good dog,
but you're not.
Milligan, I believe.
(You were supposed to be a good dog,
but you're not.
Milligan, I believe.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:19,
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYakaboo!
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:17,
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Are you serious?C64 beats any Speccy every time!
only had a Vic20 :(
Edit: damn, meant to reply to OP
(only had a Vic20 :(
Edit: damn, meant to reply to OP
FridgeBadger,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:30,
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130 IFPEEK(KB) < > 32THEN130 *catches fires*
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:50,
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knackered my space bar playing this
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:36,
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I used to work at Tandy's and we sold shedloads of them. We also had a shedload of them back. Not the most reliable things...
( Snar,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:33,
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You are David Cameron AICMFP...(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:28,
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For a horrible minute, I thought thatwas going to be a picture of Cameron on a C64.
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:59,
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Nope, it's a picture of a C64Reminding you how bloody expensive they were.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:39,
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I got one when everyone else had an Amiga,so I imagine it was a bit cheaper.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 22:07,
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me tooPlatoon ftw
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:33,
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True. "Should have gone to Radio Rentals".
(
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:55,
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'nafternoon!Poor old Ian Beale
he thought it'd be fun but after a while his wellies really were too full of wee!
(he thought it'd be fun but after a while his wellies really were too full of wee!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:49,
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"his wellies really were too full of wee!"How much wee in your wellies is too much?
My answer is "some wee."
(My answer is "some wee."
Shlvng,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:55,
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if ye've only wee wellies, only a wee wee'll fill'em
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:04,
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Bealy likes the slosh though :p
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:12,
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Bealy takes all sortsespecially when his master tells him too
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:13,
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tough jobbut god knows, someone's gotta do it!
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:31,
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tasty!!once you've clubbed it repeatedly over the head :D
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:32,
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and perma-pruned
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:32,
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more of a suspenders man are you? :d
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:33,
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Eastenders is...?
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:35,
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Wow!Do they assemble into a big amorphous sheet of multicoloured plastic?
Edit: Hey wait a minute!
"Choking Hazzard"
spellingmistakescostlives.com
(,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:34,
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Edit: Hey wait a minute!
"Choking Hazzard"
spellingmistakescostlives.com
Chokes of Hazzard joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:41,
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*buys**sticks on eBay at inflated price*
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:35,
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but but, what about the baddie plasticand also the sexy plastic clearly designed to appeal to the dads?
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:06,
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Who needs fucklifts...... when electric pallet jacks are so much classier?
(,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:12,
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Wow!Did you do this? If you did do this, then...wow
Edit: I've been a way for a few weeks, I come back and this place seems to have turned into a branch of JEWSONS HIREFORCE....Forklifts anyone?
(Edit: I've been a way for a few weeks, I come back and this place seems to have turned into a branch of JEWSONS HIREFORCE....Forklifts anyone?
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:16,
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Yes, I did this.I was just surfing though the cosmos on my electric pallet jack yesterday, this is a photograph :D
(,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:19,
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Keep on keeping onAnd stay classy
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:19,
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If it was a fucklift you would not be able to travel the vastness of spaceonly an electric pallet jack enables this situation.
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:58,
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thank you, mister connery Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:15,
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lovely arts, as always drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:39,
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Yes, sometimes they're called 'forklifts'.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:26,
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