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# New from Dead Soon Corp!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:24, archived)
# *may cause traingularism
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:30, archived)
# Unproven...
we believe the mice went that way due to cheese triangle consumption
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:36, archived)
# I have video to prove the mice were fed cheese triangles after they died of triangularisation
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:42, archived)
# Frankly I'm appalled, shocked and saddened...
That you say Prince Andrew had sex with those mice!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:46, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:56, archived)
# Categorically not one of ours
It's alive!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:10, archived)
# Talk to me about editing
BIG BOY ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:56, archived)
# never too late to edit ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:02, archived)
# Haha (this a way)
I also just made this shit!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:07, archived)
# AHA!
bargin at only Three Fiddy
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:55, archived)
# They're all gonna pay!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha great
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:21, archived)
# Heheh
Reminds me of Gandhi 2.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:22, archived)
# HAHA
Greatest movie trailer
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:59, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:57, archived)
# Sylvester's not aging well?
Why was he called the Elephant man? Cauliflower man, seems more appropriate?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:57, archived)
# saw this earlier today, but couldn't post
I STILL LIKE IT
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:56, archived)
# fucking hell!
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ning Moley! :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:17, archived)
# coo-ee!
:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:21, archived)
# Shane MacGowan?
On a good day
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:08, archived)
# Andrew Lloyd Webber?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 18:17, archived)
#
MORE HAM !
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 3:54, archived)
# this ought to be celebrated
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 4:07, archived)
#

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 4:46, archived)
# I fucking love gravy
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 7:14, archived)
# Fucking makes love gravy.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:47, archived)
# Mmmmm
Roast Klarnk
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:28, archived)
# Haha :D
Monster foods would make an ace challenge
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:36, archived)
# Done :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:40, archived)
# *upvoted*
(not sure how to upvote img challenge suggestions but I clicked EVERYTHING)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:36, archived)
# Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:37, archived)
# O please, let this happen. Might get me out of my creative rut
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:01, archived)
# Here you go
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:00, archived)
# OMG you touched it!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:45, archived)
# pull that pork
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:09, archived)
# Crackling photo.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:06, archived)
# WTF? :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:34, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:08, archived)
# So, which regular's 'comedy' account is this again?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:17, archived)
# hakuna matata
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:35, archived)
# Oh, Nigel
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:12, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:13, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:36, archived)
# :)
also, worst rave ever
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 7:55, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:46, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:58, archived)
# Oh Gawd...
*Spang!*

*click!*

:D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:05, archived)
# OK, I'm rissing here.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:35, archived)
# mad house = lunatic asylum, asylum seeker = mad house seeker
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:09, archived)
# Ah yes
Of course. I feel like a bit of an uncultured knobber now. I'd better make up for it by clicking.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 0:06, archived)
# Tsssk tsssk
Should have said "inpatient facility for persons suffering acute mental distress."

Though you'd probably have needed a smaller font. Or a larger speech bubble.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:04, archived)
# Happy Candles elder one.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:12, archived)
# Happy b3taday grandad
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:37, archived)
# I actually did become a grandad this year
I got a late start.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 1:03, archived)
# happy b3taday fellah , bloody hell 12 years !
cake has been launched and is on its way

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 1:44, archived)
# That is bloody wonderful
*applauds*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:07, archived)
# YAOFF
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 1:50, archived)
# Greetings, oh fiery one! *basks in reflected light*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 8:48, archived)
# Merry candles :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:47, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:10, archived)
# Happy Candlemas!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 11:19, archived)
# H.B.2.U -
H.B.2.U
H.B.D.TUBAMAAAAAN
H.B.2.U.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:19, archived)
# Omigosh, call the fireys...
Congrats on the dozen, tubaman! Happy 'jumping out of your mum' anniversary!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:06, archived)
# Directions
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 23:14, archived)
# Strangely compelling.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 23:53, archived)
# Strangely erotic.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:02, archived)
# Strangely Brown
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:12, archived)
# And there's the gold...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:08, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:38, archived)
# Love this
really nice work
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:15, archived)
# Cor!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Get a grip

(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 22:54, archived)
# this could really do with a burger-arsed squirrel-woman hybrid or two
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 23:03, archived)
# Don't fucking whistle up the yiffers now.
Took years to cleanse /board of them.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:03, archived)
# "First they came for the Yiffers..."
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:11, archived)
# And they can keep them.
Even Pastor Niemoller could rest easy not helping the yiffers.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:20, archived)
# At least they aren't /talk regulars.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:24, archived)
# Woo!
Again :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:38, archived)
# nice
really nice
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:20, archived)
# Rare for an actor not to be typecast after Dr Who

(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:59, archived)
# Haha
And thanks for the reminder...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:05, archived)
# he always acts like he's got terrible heartburn
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:09, archived)
# In both hearts.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:11, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:19, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:19, archived)
# In my mind, Oliver Colman will always be Bev from those "Bev and Kev" adverts
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:22, archived)
# Bev?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:32, archived)
# Kev?

(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 22:21, archived)
# Adverts?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 22:59, archived)
# You ruined that :(
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:39, archived)
# With my silhouettes or was it the soundtrack?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 1:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 22:53, archived)
# Haha
'Broadsmirk' :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha
she looks too happy in that top pic
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 22:35, archived)
# can't believe I never knew!

(George/Zippy was the voice of the Daleks, Bungle was K9)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 19:56, archived)
# I didn't get the joke.
But then Googles told me it is so. I can't believe I never knew!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:31, archived)
# I can't believe you guys never knew!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:37, archived)
# If you knew then it must be a filthy fact in some way
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:45, archived)
# I never knew
and I can't believe it!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:10, archived)
# A robot bear would be more practical.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:00, archived)
# World just turned upside down!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Christ!
Zippy, especially.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 22:44, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 23:55, archived)
# Bloody hell
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 0:40, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:49, archived)
# can't believe I never knew
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:22, archived)
# Patrick
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Did you post this?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 19:09, archived)
# 3 pubes required
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:13, archived)
# I can help...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:17, archived)
# or rather
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:20, archived)
# perfect
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:12, archived)
# making a *sproing* noise when released, even under water
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The Loch Ness Starfish
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 19:04, archived)
# Smooth work again :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 19:14, archived)
# This compo has yielded some nice work indeed
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:01, archived)
# Woo!
Make a 9-legged one for Pedro.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Reposting some Star Sharks - Seems to fit here
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 19:00, archived)
# Look like Butterfly Sharks to me
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 19:26, archived)
# The stuff of nightmares
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:02, archived)
# *puts dick in there*
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:54, archived)
# Lovely
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha that's it...
Oh... Don't delete the last thread or all the comedy gold will be lost :D
See what you did wrong was listen to me XD
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:13, archived)
#
Fucking Ada... a mission of ludicrous stupidity. Now I can leave my stupid fucking office and go home. THANK YOU ALL!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:13, archived)
#
Give yourself a celebratory wank!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:14, archived)
# I'm on it
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:14, archived)
#
Frogbeat yourself off- watching Frogsporn/pawn
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:17, archived)
# Last time I help/hinder you :(
Now the CFB don't work
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:22, archived)
#
Thank you Mr Frogbeat! Much appreciated- I was going nuts with it! Sometimes my inabilities are 'special'... oh yeah.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:25, archived)
# Use this next time
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:39, archived)
#
YAY!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:16, archived)
# Is that it... all that for that?
Fuck around. I don't see what this has to do with Starfish anyway
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:14, archived)
#
Yeeeees, a bit like getting to the vinegar strokes and your nan walks in
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:23, archived)
# Does it for me every time that
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:25, archived)
#
My nan's dead now which is always a bit of a boner killer :(
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:28, archived)
# Rent a nan?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:31, archived)
#
Nothing like a gummy blowjob to get the evening going
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:34, archived)
# BOOM!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:13, archived)
#
All part of the tory plan to get rid of plebs etc etc
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:21, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha, fixed - 3 pubes per bollock
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:27, archived)
# Well spotted
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 21:24, archived)
# You landed the plane!
That was a thrilling battle of human vs bulletin board.

Did any of the passengers survive?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:32, archived)
# Wanna use this? And then I will delete! STAY CALM!
EDIT: Deleted!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:03, archived)
#
Q. Why am I so fucking thick today? (every day)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:06, archived)
# Hahaha calm!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:06, archived)
#
Arghhhh! I can't make it appear! What the fucccccckkkkk!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:07, archived)
# Right get out!
Edit: This is getting silly now come on pfft! ;)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:08, archived)
#
Use triangle bracket things, you're so close! Also link to the original story again shitbag
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:08, archived)
#
Ha ha ha! Your patience is admirable!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:09, archived)
#
Triangle bracket img src="http etc" triangle bracket thing, don't give up the good fight sonny
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:11, archived)
# OMG it works!
[{ ]}
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:19, archived)
# No no no
Just post new message and hit 'switch to image mode' But don't post then copy teh coddez and edit the original post while holding F14 on a different laptop.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:10, archived)
#
Also try pulling your eyelid down as far as it will go and then blowing your nose
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:13, archived)
#
all part of the tory plan to get rid of plebs

Edit - Fuck sake, ninja edit! Now my delicious wit looks decidedly out of place
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:03, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:05, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:24, archived)
# Use teh uplaod coedz!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] are starfish having a laugh?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:59, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:01, archived)
# also
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha Bloody hell! o_O
I bet Smash Monkey has touched that on top of his head. She was told it's his nose!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:56, archived)
# Racist
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:04, archived)
# it's all about the rays with you, isn't it?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:05, archived)
# GOOD
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:06, archived)
# FOR
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:07, archived)
# SALAD
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:12, archived)
# YUM
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:34, archived)
# it must be a bathroom mirror selfie
the ring is on the opposite hand
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:02, archived)
# One track mind
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:06, archived)
# when you get down to it
...everything looks like goatse
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:55, archived)
# ohh inspired
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:59, archived)
# Oooh
"has never inappropriately touched a stingray" but what about a starfish? ;)

Starfish are shameless, good job you proved it haha :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Shuriken!
 photo Ninja-FaceStar_zpsathfkh2u.gif
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:17, archived)
# wibbly!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:20, archived)
# wobbly!
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninja star-fish...krull. I noticed for first time that he is middle fingering the audience the whole time.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
I like how he's caressing his glabella, to remind him to put his bloody specs on
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:13, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:49, archived)
# You still on that roller coaster?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:05, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:03, archived)
# Would make a good meme that ;)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:05, archived)
#
MAYBE THAT WAS AND THEY DONT KNOW THAT THAT WAS WHAT THAT WAS
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:19, archived)
# you been on the haribo again?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:21, archived)
# They did 'walk the dinosaur' didn't they?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:34, archived)
# was not was, silly
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:55, archived)
# Can't believe I've trapped that in my own head!
Silly, silly man
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:25, archived)
# the only way to release it
is to watch the super mario film
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:33, archived)
# was not what?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:51, archived)
# was
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:58, archived)
# REMOVE MY FROM THIS PAGE
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:30, archived)
# Now, that's not a healthy attitude, young man. (old? girl?...)
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:27, archived)
# While I am at it...have some civil rights trivialising egg related movie poster.
I called the dictionary people they agreed to change it to an 'A' from now on...so get stuffed.
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:33, archived)
# Well that's certainly contemporary...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 15:38, archived)
# Narrowing down the references until I get to an audience of one...
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 16:44, archived)
# he's going to hoover up that horse in a minute
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:28, archived)
# Rays OK?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:54, archived)
# no idea
who am i, steve irwin?
(, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:56, archived)

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