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[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 15:34, archived)
# Ha! :D
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:46, archived)
# I'm the Invisible Flan.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 19:03, archived)
# clever!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:12, archived)
#
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# did anyone ever see the uncut version or was it all a lie?
(meant to finish with him being beaten up)
can't find it online so I'm guessing it was just trying to sound cool
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 13:48, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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# Not for the compo, but the new pink floyd album reminded me of something...


*edit* ninja
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 14:09, archived)
# HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 15:04, archived)
# so proud and powerful
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha silly
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Jump Forrest, JUMP....

(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:55, archived)
# Lovely!
Those workmen are bastards to rub out! WOO
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:56, archived)
# TMI there.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 12:41, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 13:52, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 12:01, archived)
# You never know what you're going to get . . .
Crunchy Frog? Spring Surprise?

Dear "Bob" I hate that film.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
# Anthrax Ripple?
Or possibly Albatross, or Stormy Petrel on a sick? (Mixing Python references here)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 18:22, archived)
# Cockroach Cluster?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 19:17, archived)
# half a click for the shop and half a click for the title
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 12:16, archived)
# Minus half a click for the seams ;)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] roast this one here i will

(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 13:33, archived)
#

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#

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# haha
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 13:43, archived)
# Forrest, I'm sick. OF YOU!!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 14:42, archived)
#
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# Inevitable
Compo it comment.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 19:18, archived)
# CHEESE!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:41, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:55, archived)
# What's wrong with Wensleydale?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 12:07, archived)
# Roads are too narrow
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 12:23, archived)
# Quite a nice place though
And the cheese shop place has loads of Wallace&Gromit merchandising.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:12, archived)
# please help me wizzard
I have too much tounge for my mouth.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:13, archived)
# thats what dorothy wished for..
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:15, archived)
# Detroit...cock city..
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:25, archived)
# The Lollipop Kiss
:)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:38, archived)
# nwot
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:47, archived)
# buddy brilliant!!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Weeeeeeeeee!!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:44, archived)
# someone turned the hot tap on at the water slide
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:51, archived)
# hehe :D
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:14, archived)
# Tremendous.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:26, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:42, archived)
# MUM!
The bath's too hot! Ning Ninj
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:39, archived)
# Ning Q!
\0/
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] two in a row...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] *doesn't risk 3 in a row*

how'd they let him take THAT on there?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 10:16, archived)
# backseat guy is about to learn
about the fine line between farting and shitting ones trousers
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:19, archived)
# cracking album
Drivin' South is an absolute stonker of a tune!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 12:29, archived)
# i concur.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 13:20, archived)
# Jim's stole Mickey and Minnie's ears again

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# again.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 13:44, archived)
# yeah, he was always at it the bastard
Disney had a restraining order issued in 'the end'
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 14:09, archived)
# *slow clap*
well done sir, well done.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] 'sit yaself down pet'
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:52, archived)
# Tumours.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] the stuff dreams are made of..
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 9:42, archived)
# Sorry, I'm ris'n here?
Lady Tar'Gaga't?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 12:27, archived)
# it makes me vomit in my mouth
so what better place to extract it to than a shooting range
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 13:48, archived)
# Je suis
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 22:24, archived)
# a young robert rusk
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 22:32, archived)
# Never mind the lols
Did you see what they did on Newsnight tonight when Evan Davis almost put up a print of this week's Charlie Hebdo front cover to camera? Shocking.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 22:49, archived)
#
No ! What did they did do ?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 23:03, archived)
# do did they died?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 23:06, archived)
#
They might have doo wah did he did he dum did he way ? dunno
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 23:09, archived)
# maybe their readership had just grow
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 23:11, archived)
# I went to France but some kid burnt my embassy. I didn't like it.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 0:10, archived)
# Apropos of very little, except that it's been in my warped mind for a while
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 22:18, archived)
# By 'eck! Ah think it's time to shake your rump!
Sorry, time to go t'werk.

/oldjokenow
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 22:23, archived)
# That episode of The Goodies is almost as deadly as Liam Neeson.
Killed a man in his own armchair.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 22:26, archived)
# "Goody goody yum yum."
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 22:41, archived)
# getting a better response than mine did
I clearly should have thought more northern :D
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1412267723/Takken.jpg
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 23:03, archived)
#
Feel my black pudding Bertha, By gum. yum yum shake ya bum
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad dog!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:31, archived)
# LOOK - I LIKED TIN MACHINE.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:36, archived)
# I like bow wow wow
We all have our imperfections
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:44, archived)
# My sincere condolences.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:50, archived)
# I was only trying to keep within the dog context. And a pretty good effort I might say.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 22:08, archived)
# OH, WELL
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 22:17, archived)
# saw them live at Circus, Stockholm - was brilliant!
but other than Goodbye, Mr Ed and a couple of other tracks, it certainly wasn't Bowie
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:45, archived)
# Yeah, well I had a picture-disc so nyyyyyyyuhh.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:50, archived)
# ohhh now I am a bit jelly
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:56, archived)
# I like 1.Outside,
so I can't talk.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] And a quickie...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:54, archived)
# "Derisable Mulch" - his best album.
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#
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# Ha-ha!
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# hahahaha
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# Nice!
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[challenge entry] top dog
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 3:28, archived)
# Monday nights are so boring
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Mysterious Girl fronts new Iceland campaign
Peter's not happy

(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:20, archived)
# FFS, let it go.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:27, archived)
# Held it too long. Freezeburn. If he lets it go now, the skin goes with it.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] One advantage of b3tards going down is you can horrify kids searching for Frozen or Elsa on Tinypic.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
# No? Sod ya then.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 11:28, archived)
# haha tickletickle SQUEEZE
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# she so would
the little minx
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] goes well with a Bacardi Breezer

(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:22, archived)
# watch vin diesel fuck those insects right up
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha there's no head lice on vin
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# xtreme bailiffing
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:34, archived)
# you won't move? TOUGH SHIT I'VE JUST DRIVEN A BULLDOZER THROUGH YOUR FRONT ROOM
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:36, archived)
# Yes!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# angles
with dirty feces.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:05, archived)
# *dirty feces* : )
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 19:43, archived)
# Is that Old Greg?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 19:53, archived)
# you can tell from her Mighty Bush
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:25, archived)
# ha ha
top shop!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 23:19, archived)
# Blood curdling!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] DEATH WATCH BEATLES.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:15, archived)
# needs more pint of blood
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:42, archived)
# Pull my finger...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:53, archived)
# disappointed Dracula doesn't know how to do up cufflinks properly
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:03, archived)
# It's pronounced "Draclea".
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:34, archived)
# he's saying
"You drack bastards!"
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 19:09, archived)
# Birmingham
.
following the Fox "News" furore:

(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:04, archived)
# haha
Fox are a joke
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:23, archived)
# they're the American Daily Mail
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:23, archived)
# they're more like the Framley Examiner
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:29, archived)
# Or "The Dandy", circa 1972
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:32, archived)
# does anyone remember Postman Patel?
i was trying to find an image of that but it doesn't seem to exist online. Apparently it's in the Dandy Annual 1992 which i think i have at my parents' house.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:40, archived)
# Only mentions of it across the distant webs, as if spoken in hushed tones
Still, if you go digging, here's what cover to look for.

thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m1V4SfDCrdOAx62DkvWjnjQ.jpg

I have some ancient annuals in storage, featuring such gems as Winker Watson and chums doing a blacked-up "Black and white minstrels" routine.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:16, archived)
# i think nothing will ever beat my dad's old Children's Encyclopaedia though,
with it's "Things to make and do: an old Irishwoman and her pig". I really should get that scanned and uploaded, it is hilariously wrong.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 18:00, archived)
#
Things to make an old Irishwoman and her pig do"
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 19:04, archived)
# Things to do to an Irish Pig-woman..
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 21:38, archived)
# that's got fewer lies in it
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:37, archived)
# I'm a bit scared by how many people take their 'news' as fact, though
and not just this item
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:18, archived)
# This has been in my head all weekend...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:04, archived)
# Nice, but it's bindun
twice
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:24, archived)
# in the face?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:50, archived)
# I thought war was meant to age a man
not make him younger
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:51, archived)
# This one's in the infant-ry
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:55, archived)
# oof
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:57, archived)
# Ouch!
:)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:57, archived)
# ha ha
ha
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(Infantry is actually derived from infant)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:10, archived)
# Urban legend
In the 1600s, the Swedish army kicked ass. It really did. It had to. Constant wars with Russia, Germany, Denmark, hell anyone within range. They had conscription of anyone over 16 in place - these "entrance" troops ("infart") were well known throughout Europe. Eventually the name caught on but always made English speakers giggle (as it does to this day). So when the English crown took the word as part of "Infart Royal Youth" they changed it to be a little more French and it became "Enfant RY" or, eventually, "Infantry".

True story.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:28, archived)
# as a Swede, I can verify this
it has nothing to do with moose cavalry
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 17:51, archived)
# Boom
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:13, archived)
# It's his first day
Give him time then it will tell ;(
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 15:58, archived)
#
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# Nicely Ninj
Sad because he lost his helmet net? :(
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 16:25, archived)
# in vietnam he was nine
(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 20:58, archived)

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