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# Lets face it, the FAQs is ambiguous and this place is dead on its arse so instead of being totally up out own arses about the rules let's all come together and
the FAQs is ambiguous and this place is dead on its arse so instead of being totally up out own arses about the rules let's all come together and help Monty Boyce get the original George the Hofmeister Bear costume! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/get-monty-a-george-the-hofmeister-bear-costume/
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 19:51, archived)
# alright
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 19:52, archived)
# That one in the red checked shirt looks like a goer
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:01, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:11, archived)
# Who is Monty Boyce and why should we give him money to get a rubbish costume?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:00, archived)
# you didn't post a picture
and for that, I'm out
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:05, archived)
# Yeh I did, It was just little.
It was just little.Have this instead
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:13, archived)
#

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:16, archived)
# The fuck is wrong with his hair
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:18, archived)
# Waft misplacement.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 22:20, archived)
# I love this,
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:20, archived)
# its
fuckin hilarious, thanks!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 23:12, archived)
# FASTER
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 23:27, archived)
# Go on, then
edit: Photoshop gifs are rubbish, so that didn't work.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 23:48, archived)
# 0.03, I think that's the fastest most browsers can handle
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 2:47, archived)
# 0.04 is the most I go for :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:09, archived)
# Fucking hate beggars

People on /board do look at /links ya know blah blah
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:12, archived)
# Yeh well Monty Boyce aka Richard McBeef loves you and your family
OT is what keeps this site alive and you lot need to remember that and contribute to the damn crowdfunder
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:15, archived)
# Oh I see
I didn't realise sorry
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:17, archived)
# Apology accepted, we all forgive you
love from The OT Crew
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:18, archived)
# What's OT?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:20, archived)
#
where?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:29, archived)
# Buy your own bloody bear.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:19, archived)
# It's not for me is it!
We got together and helped some mental build a cat cage. The least you can do is help one of your own walk around in A 1980s tv mascot suit.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:21, archived)
# Can those who donate follow him?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:28, archived)
# Sorry, everyone. That should have read "Buy your own bare Bill Oddie."
He's going a bit (more) mental on Twitter currently.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:39, archived)
# Bungle's better.
And cheaper.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:27, archived)
# Dress up for sexy tiem?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:30, archived)
# No thanks.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:34, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 21:00, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice." - Bill Cosby
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 22:29, archived)
# Ahhh, mofaha, you never fail to let me down!
well, you usually do let me down, but sometimes...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 0:26, archived)
# A leaf! A leaf!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:36, archived)
#

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I found a futuristic city in my drawer...

but the tea shop on the corner is a cheery link to the past...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:17, archived)
# colourful little place
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:25, archived)
# The crystal disco ball
keeps everyone happy :)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:58, archived)
# needs "One More Time" by Daft Punk playing in the background
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:13, archived)
# Your very own Planet Express building in drawer format.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:46, archived)
# haha reminds me of the Lisa Simpson civilisation she created
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:17, archived)
# *hops on bandwagon*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:29, archived)
# Haha
Nice
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Hope there's an official dance too!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:51, archived)
# Ninny na na, na
:D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
proper lol
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:55, archived)
# spot on :-)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 17:55, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 19:33, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:50, archived)
# Brilliant, sir.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:18, archived)
# Amazing!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 13:37, archived)
# I know - in jokes and all that ..............
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:19, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:37, archived)
# *lowers the tone*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:52, archived)
# haha nicely
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 17:12, archived)
# palgiarist
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 17:13, archived)
# On the subject of in-jokes
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 17:02, archived)
# He is the man
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 17:19, archived)
# The man who doesn't know how to touch ham
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Terminator Genesis
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:08, archived)
# Woo!

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:10, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:15, archived)
# Brilliant!
That technically makes him a drum machine...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:16, archived)
# URL shortener for the Daily Mail
Does anyone remember that URL shortener from a couple of years back that prevents page hits on dailymail.co.uk? Useful for when you have a rare piece of DM journalism that doesn't want to make you stab your own eyes out but don't want to give them the satisfaction of a minor traffic boost?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:34, archived)
#
seem to remember 'veily-mail' or similar
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:44, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it got closed down
or the owner got bored,
one of the two
*edit
where's yr feckin' picture !!!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:47, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:53, archived)
# Zoek!!!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:55, archived)
# Narf !
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:21, archived)
# Before my time
Lurky
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:22, archived)
# Don't Understand The "Daily Fail" Hate
It's a great moron-filter. Anyone who whines about the source of a story.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 7:12, archived)
# Sorry
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30, archived)
# haha, smashing
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:50, archived)
# Haha
Bloody people voting for bloody drawers and then not even posting bloody bloody should have been Cartoons I tell ya!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:51, archived)
# If only more than 4 people had voted
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:10, archived)
# Piss poor turn out
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:30, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Your stupidity deserves a click at least :D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:02, archived)
# Ah
thanks :-)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:35, archived)
# No problem Dumbmonkey
Just wanted that in my a/c ;)
Edit: and top lurkage btw
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:42, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 19:33, archived)
# Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunes!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 20:16, archived)
# Helloooooo...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:04, archived)
# *gasp*
And you said you didn't like cdc. Ok this is kinda different though :)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:16, archived)
# I'm such a fickle thing Froggie ;)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:28, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:31, archived)
# Yul Grinner
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:27, archived)
# Meanwhile, here in 'merca
Hershey, the alleged chocolate manufacturer, has a lawsuit effectively banning imported Cadbury's chocolate and bars from being sold. The Twitter hashtag #boycotthershey is "trending" (as the kids say).

Surely this campaign could benefit from a few more pointed illustrations?

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:03, archived)
# #boycottEurasia
#boycottEastasia
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:38, archived)
#
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# #boycottOceania
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:43, archived)
# I'd boycott Hershey just on the grounds that their pseudochocolate tastes like waxy shit
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:16, archived)
# ^^Totally this
with a side order of sick as well. the stuff's rank
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:42, archived)
# Waxy?
The one time I tried a Hershey bar it seemed more like I was eating a solidified block of half shite and half sand.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 22:45, archived)
# 5 Pounds Of Novelty Chocolate Love
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 7:20, archived)
[challenge entry] *rummages in drawers*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:37, archived)
# Yeah I'll skip lunch now :)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
*click*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:52, archived)
# Yerk!
:D
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:04, archived)
# He keeps Cumberland sausages in his pants? I don't get it.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:32, archived)
# this means something
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:38, archived)
# Too far back!

I only have the one drawer so Cartoons for me ;)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:14, archived)
# Aaaaaaarrrgggghhhh!
On the plus side, you would get to meet Wilma and Betty...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:31, archived)
# 1.21 GIGAROCKS
:)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:11, archived)
# The giant of daytime TV
Some years ago my son used the snowy outside to pay tribute to a now discredited celebrity none other than Mr Rdli Hakkis. Today he was outside again tempting fate.




I do hope he is beyond reproach yewtree-wise.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:33, archived)
# If it goes bad again then maybe you should have a good talk to your son about how he knows these things
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:52, archived)
# Well said, Yoda
:)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:55, archived)
# I didn't think anyone would spot his face in the snow \o/
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:00, archived)
# Ha!
Well played
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:04, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:53, archived)
# My cataracts are playing up...any chance of this but bigger, please?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:19, archived)
# I have sent you the other parts to piece together your self
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:35, archived)
# Ta, buddy!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:16, archived)
# Scarecrow, May 2010
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:22, archived)
# C-UN
:)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:30, archived)
# Very nice
but which species of "Wandering Jew" does the text refer to?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:44, archived)
# I can't tell, some idiot daubed paint all over it
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:49, archived)
# wonderful
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:47, archived)
# Haha
*likes*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:52, archived)
# He's only gone and landed in Mordor. Emigrated if you will...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:08, archived)
# Superb
and *clicked*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:27, archived)
# Oh no
he spilt his beer!
Woo Arts!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:12, archived)
# The dark side of the force will pretick the checkbox. I have foreseen it.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:04, archived)
# has anyone ever managed to make that updater work?
fails every time, probably because I until the Ask toolbar ballbags
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:48, archived)
# Please don't edit this. Its whimsical folly makes me chortle so.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:09, archived)
# haha and me
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:59, archived)
# until/untick
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 13:13, archived)
# It's no use trying to correct yourself. You're a meme.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:23, archived)
# I have once
It took the best part of the day and 3 restarts but I removed jeeves' ballbags
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:44, archived)
# Never seen the point of Java
I know I'm in a minority here
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] so that's where he's been...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Found it like this and it really isn't my drawer. Honest!

"If that disk don't work don't come crying to me. How many times have I told you... felt tips are dry too..."
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:37, archived)
# "I'm not buying a ruler, got a free one from that seminar I went to last year
it's not shatterproof, but it's royal blue..."
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:47, archived)
# Top tip: Dry felt tip pens can be given a new lease of life by simply inserting them into your rectal cavity for a couple of hours.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 20:58, archived)
# Ha!
Smugnessabounds
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:43, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - In drawers

This week, you've voted to rummage through your drawers and make something with the results.
Pick a drawer, open it, empty it, abuse it, take a photo and post it.
Or if that doesn't work, just photoshop the nick nacks you find.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ...not that drawer
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:38, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:39, archived)
# Hehe
A few years back Iannucci revealed what was actually in Alan's drawer:
mrmichaelcook.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/revealed-at-last-inside-alan-partridge%E2%80%99s-hotel-drawer/
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:13, archived)
# That surprises me,
I imagined TS porn.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:15, archived)
# Iannucci was high on Toblerone when he said that.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:26, archived)
# I thought a lady boys mag was mentioned in the show?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:33, archived)
# I remember the lady boys drink...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 14:07, archived)
# I remember *what* the lady boys drink
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:03, archived)
# Morning.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:17, archived)
# Sweet shuddering jesus!
I feel I must welcome our Symmetrical polyp ridden monkey overlord.
Woo!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:28, archived)
# ooh sheckshy!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:31, archived)
# that's more than a little unpleasant
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:35, archived)
#
Achievement unlocked.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:54, archived)
# Dear Dr. Christian...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:21, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:38, archived)
# McRibs are back.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:46, archived)
# looks like it's crowning
I'll call him Mr Turtle Head Krueger
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless pea but I guess this works
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 20:50, archived)
# HAPPY 70th BIRTHDAY, TOM SELLECK
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:08, archived)
# cheers Wobbly Bloke
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:09, archived)
# REAL EYES AND MOUSTACHE


COME BACK WOBBLY! :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:20, archived)
# I am rocking a hawaiian shirt in his honour
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:27, archived)
# Happy Birthday Tom Selleck!
I don't know who he is?

Parp!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:52, archived)
# micto, where are you?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:55, archived)
# No worries, I got your back
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:58, archived)
# Also:
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 23:58, archived)
# TERRIBLE
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 0:08, archived)
# Yeah, I have to be honest, I wasn't a fan of those.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 0:18, archived)
# Between those and the dots telling each other Christmas cracker jokes every morning...
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:51, archived)
# AMAZING
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 0:08, archived)
# that's great
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 0:44, archived)
# Careful now
:O
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:37, archived)
# YOU TAKE THAT BACK
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:27, archived)
# MAG CREAMS
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Terry you terrible cunt
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:55, archived)
# Who fucks arses?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:03, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
# +++ ORBITAL NUKE SHIP REQUESTS GREEN LIGHT. TARGET IS LOCKED +++
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:20, archived)
# WORST GAYSHIFT EVA
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 7:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:36, archived)
# Looks like Vic Reeves
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:22, archived)
# Spaceship scribble, scan and colour.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 19:53, archived)
# Weldingmaskships
*BLORNS!*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 20:30, archived)
#
I't's a camel's head...
(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 22:29, archived)
# Good stuff!
:)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:46, archived)
# looks like spacecraft from tripping the rift
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:25, archived)

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