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[challenge entry] twings her good and proper so he does
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:54, archived)
# You kids. Is that like a fingerbang?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:08, archived)
# up the batty :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:07, archived)
# Someone please quickly do me a picture of him nose fucking her
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:24, archived)
# With Jess watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:27, archived)
# You are fucking weird!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:33, archived)
# nothing wrong with a threesome
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:37, archived)
# they're all consenting adults
NSFW

jess must be at least 24 in cat years
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 0:01, archived)
# Back in about a week \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:39, archived)
# And I'm spent...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:00, archived)
# hot shit right there! :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:08, archived)
# EastEnders fans are revolting


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(Justin Myass, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:16, archived)
# newsletter subjlols
spare us a moment of your time
to write a lovely intro line
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:46, archived)
# I havent got time for this
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:47, archived)
# Russian Bear-free zone
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:05, archived)
# or
detonating in your inbox like a tactical nuclear warhead accidentally dropped by a trigger happy Tu-95 MS
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:14, archived)
# newsletter may contain sweetner, nettles, wrestle and some other words but probably not many words starting with j.. or x
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:08, archived)
# bummer !.....
...those are my favourite letters :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:16, archived)
# I'm nobody's intro-line whore
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:23, archived)
# All you Simz Codez are belong to GCHQ!
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:27, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:36, archived)
# Why do people advertise in the Telegraph rather than sponsor our image challenges?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:42, archived)
# Bailed out by Greece, once again.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:05, archived)
# Cug my tock, if you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:10, archived)
# Production of Cornish remake of Threads under way
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:34, archived)
# Hello? Does anyone even check their junk mail folders any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:40, archived)
# May or may not contain working hyperlinks
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:34, archived)
# Who cares if interest rates fall to zero ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:37, archived)
# Look out for tonights live newsletter
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:39, archived)
# Who's this punt Schooner anyway
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:18, archived)
# Spunt Cooner
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:32, archived)
# ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:36, archived)
# what a little sod!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic!


WITH AN OWL!!!!



down a hole...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh... maybe this works...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:30, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:32, archived)
#
(Justin Myass, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] *sneaks sexeh one in*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:15, archived)
# "ALL HANDS ON DICK!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:14, archived)
# I had to think HARD how to turn a bra into titties
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:45, archived)
# hehe, top work :D
top work :D
I remember saying "better than mine" a few years back

and I'll say it again :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:22, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:21, archived)
# ha!
I love her enthusiasm, "come on Mohandas, let's party!"
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:29, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:31, archived)
#
Hilariosity.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:43, archived)
# very good
i was about to start on a fat-today.. sight, NEVER! in a no fat chicks kind of theme but will bow out gracefully

cluck
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:43, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:32, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:20, archived)
# scarier than the original :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Badoom, and, quite possibly, tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:22, archived)
# That is brilliant
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:47, archived)
# Oh hell yes! Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:43, archived)
# Leave GMOS out of this!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:17, archived)
# It's wrong and it's wrong...but it's SO right!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] What's a Spilm Foonerism anyway?
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:49, archived)
# very stuble indeed
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:55, archived)
# Foonerism you say?

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:22, archived)
# Don't you hate those 'tache-nets?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:47, archived)
# This was the first image I did on b3ta...
still shit.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, shit, prolly bindun and not a real spoonerism......


......otherwise a winner
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:37, archived)
# not shit, bindun twice and it is a spoonerism ;)
you don't have to use the same letters like an anagram, spoonerisms are about speech/sounds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:56, archived)
# ok then
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:21, archived)
# hahahah totally hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:35, archived)
# haha yeah properly got me giggling :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:51, archived)
# hehehe very good..
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Chang_beer_1.jpg/220px-Chang_beer_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Damn! Forgot about that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:24, archived)
# Oh, you silly sod.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] FLOOF ON THE MARCH!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:19, archived)
# Kittens on my b3taday
(back to lurking now)
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:56, archived)
# Happy candles you
*ticks the elusive Art101 off the spotters' guide*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:08, archived)
# happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] While I'm at it have this lame effort.
We have guests at Gatsby Towers and I don't have any time to make a decent compo entry

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha, that's super
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 12:28, archived)
# Fucking hell.
I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:36, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry]

de-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:17, archived)
# *klaxon*
de-ris is Daily Fail link

(lovely knickers by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:32, archived)
# apparently b3ta don't talk forrin
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:48, archived)
# obligatory skin-matching comment
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:36, archived)
# spray on tan.. it'll fade
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:58, archived)
[challenge entry] First new compo post in a while so might be a bit rusty.


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(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 0:11, archived)
# Interesting sauce pic
Also : www.vox.com/2015/2/19/8069897/kim-jong-un-has-an-amazing-new-haircut-we-have-many-many-questions
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 1:15, archived)
# He's trying to look casual after drowning Clegg in it
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 2:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Stallone at his best!


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(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:41, archived)
# Gosh, she's got overactive kidneys
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 1:09, archived)
# that's not her first cup of the day, either.
(overactive kidneys, is it ADHD or do they just fidget and giggle a lot).
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 2:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)
# Hello there small armed person
I mean you are small and have weapons, nothing against your arm length which seems perfectly reasonable....err...don't impale me, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 23:37, archived)
# GJM!
:)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:44, archived)
# IMPERIAL SPEARMAN
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:50, archived)

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