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[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 20:56, archived)
# Jim Carrey's swansong
*approves*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:01, archived)
# Not soon enough
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:16, archived)
# I like this.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:05, archived)
# I read that calendar entry in a goose's voice
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:15, archived)
# You're just the sort we need.
I'm doing my part, are you?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:24, archived)
# as long as citizenship is guaranteed
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:32, archived)
# I always wondered what made Jim Carrey so funny.
he has a funny looking cock
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:16, archived)
# It's only funny when it's looking?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:31, archived)
# cock
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:34, archived)
# great eyes
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:12, archived)
# One is not amused
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 1:56, archived)
# Hahahah
I love this! This - not cocks.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 20:31, archived)
#
Slice me nice.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 20:52, archived)
# Opinions are split on this
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:01, archived)
# And it reminds me a little of the "Burst of Life" from Lexx...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OHhzZn6skc4#t=533
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:14, archived)
# first i've seen of that
looks watchable..
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:11, archived)
# OOF! Right in the Borogoves...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:06, archived)
# Twat Hammer - Poo Balloon
I likes it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuqX_3n4dNE
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 20:09, archived)
# if you say so
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 20:50, archived)
# Now THAT is lurking. WELL DONE, SIR!!!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:10, archived)
# Top lurking!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:32, archived)
# FFS don't reply and spoil your record!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:20, archived)
# Someone hit the Ukip buses round here hard
They've draw Hitler moustaches on Farage on loads of them! So wish I'd got a pic.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:24, archived)
# to elaborate. ..
Normal buses with Ukip advert.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:26, archived)
# Well then
Return tomorrow with a camera and a marker pen.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:02, archived)
# Yes, but how much are THE RED AND BLUE INSTITUTION paying him to discredit by association the only GENUINE parties to TELL IT LIKE IT IS and SHAKE UP the POLITICAL STATUS QUO
WAKE UP SHEEPLES
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:27, archived)
# REDAND BLUE MAKE PURPLE WAKE UPSHEP!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:28, archived)
# <s>WAKE UP</s> GET DOWN
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:16, archived)
# that's a lot of candles
happy one
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:38, archived)
# cheer TTO
They're keeping me nice and warm today.
Where's the bloody heatwave?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:54, archived)
# that's clearly a stickle brick
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:55, archived)
# Hahaha I think I've actually seen that done
Now you say that......
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:59, archived)
# AAAIIIEEEEE!!
IT BURNS!
merry b3taday!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 18:07, archived)
# It has been, thank you Sah
*fist bumps*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:21, archived)
# Da, I LUFT Waffles!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 18:13, archived)
# They're waffully versatile!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:00, archived)
# I'm sure he'd love an apple stuffed in his fat mouth
Among other things.... :)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:27, archived)
# poor Gregg
now knows 'go boil yer head' is not a cooking suggestion
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 18:29, archived)
# Hello. Hello.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:39, archived)
# Oh yes. Nicely!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:46, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaah Clegg>Cameron
Shopped pictures only!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:18, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:00, archived)
# Whizzo!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:49, archived)
# Yay!!!
:D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:00, archived)
# Looks brillig!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:10, archived)
# It's well fucking mimsy.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:23, archived)
# herro
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:12, archived)
# I hope the wind changes...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:29, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Why was the maths teacher late for work?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:47, archived)
# pffffffffft
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:48, archived)
# Wow I thought I had missed my b3taday!
:D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:51, archived)
# ahaha!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:50, archived)
# Because he/she was out on the piss last night and had a terrible hangover this morning
...probably.

Happy candleday!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:53, archived)
# Well it ain't 'cause of the Rhombus
Look at the aerodynamics of that!!

Cheers Tribs
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:55, archived)
# Candles.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:14, archived)
# Cheers Shrub!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:31, archived)
# Yewtree

Also: candles
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:26, archived)
# Thanks Mofaha!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:31, archived)
# Happy Candlebus!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:53, archived)
# Mighty Nibs!!
Thank you muchly
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:38, archived)
# He couldn't budget?
Felicitations on the commemoration of the anniversary of your participation in this puerile digital arts community, as signified by the inclusion of a depiction of an incandescent taper adjacent to your denomination.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Thankings Barry!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:38, archived)
# He was minding the gap.

(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:39, archived)
# I'm just reading the silly bus. Geddit? Oh my! :)
candils!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:49, archived)
# Thankis!
Nearly missed ya!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:19, archived)
# Do you know you have a twin on /links?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:51, archived)
# :D
Cheers Bal'
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Rhombus is no excuse........if a bus is streamlined,shouldn't it get there quicker?
discuss
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Please accept this virtual pint of Monkey Beer on this, your b3taday.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:52, archived)
# *drinks*
*burps thangyouver'much*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:31, archived)
# sum thing happened
happy candles


(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:00, archived)
# Yay!
*waits*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:32, archived)
#
Candley bum love
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:45, archived)
# easily my 4th favourite kind of love
:)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:26, archived)
# YESSS
and happy day!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 22:25, archived)
# Holmes under The Hammer
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:17, archived)
# So now we know Watson telly today
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha
*Posts "s'up Holmes" picture that b3tards stole...*
:')
Woo
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:49, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLES!!
:)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:57, archived)
# Thank you Sir!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:00, archived)
# putting the mental into elemental
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 20:54, archived)
# smirks
bahahahaha
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 0:40, archived)
# 'Ning everyone!


*wanders off in general direction of kettle*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:13, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:17, archived)
# I think this is genuinely the first time I have used the "Oil Painting" effect on paint.net.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:19, archived)
# masterpiece
the smell follows you around the room
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:18, archived)
# Multi-sensory art FTW
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:40, archived)
# Mmm... Bacon...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:06, archived)
# I don't know much about art but...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:08, archived)
# E1001 INSUFFICIENT BACON ERROR
+++ INSERT BACON AND PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE +++
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:11, archived)
# ++REDO FROM START++
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:16, archived)
# +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:30, archived)
# Yay politics and election time!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:55, archived)
# Hitlol
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:17, archived)
# dis course
dat course
they're all the same
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:20, archived)
# i like at least a three dis course meal
unless it's christmas. Christmas is when the fake tree and decorations come out of the attic, along with everyone's "opinions" in time for the Annual Awkward Argument.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:10, archived)
# Nice. And top lurkage BTW!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:08, archived)
# what do you mean lurkage?
when i was a kid, my grandad had some novelty toilet paper made to look like money.

It was a roll of "100 Filthy Lurkers" bills that said "This note is not legal but the paper is tender".
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:13, archived)
# Just meant an average of 2 posts a year for a decade means you must be good at hide and seek!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:31, archived)
# well no
it just didn't occur to me until a few years ago that I could actually post things.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:51, archived)
# The more I learn about "Dawn of Justice".....
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:47, archived)
# Whatever's in him rustles as it leaves.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:49, archived)
# Also
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:55, archived)
# Also also
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:59, archived)
# Bruce Wayne is getting old, he needs regular prostate exams
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:05, archived)
# one of Robin's many unreported tasks
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:16, archived)
# "Working in the batcave", "Holey examinations, Batman!", The Gaped Crusader...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:27, archived)
# holy turd polishing
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:11, archived)
# More Yiff from JJ!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:08, archived)
# It's Arseman!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:29, archived)
#
https://xkcd.com/1004/
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:23, archived)
#
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Bumhole!!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:23, archived)
# haha, just so
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:49, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:56, archived)
# I expected to see a bat-plug
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 0:41, archived)
# I haven't bothered watching it for years, but I guess it is still the same every week!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:36, archived)
# sounds about right
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:50, archived)
# Like every good American crime drama, it's impossible people doing impossible things
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:11, archived)
# aww, you don't believe the genius hivemind where six people can consecutively partake in a full psych profile, motive, weapon & method?
What amazes me is when the cameraman knows who's going to chime in next.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:34, archived)
# Or investigate crime scenes (without tying their hair back)
and be able to rule out the possibility that that vital connecting bit of forensic evidence might have just blown in, been walked in by themselves, be the fingerprints of a shelfstacker or the result of brushing past someone in the street?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 12:52, archived)
# Aww cmon, that ketchup packet clearly indicates that the perp was a one-legged circus clown,
...but only in town for the weekend, because the batch number printed on the packet was only distributed to Chicago McDonalds.

Officer McManus, don't eat hotdogs in here!

Now, 'Barney Miller' ...that's a cop show!

[mod edit: Pedro's nurse informs us that he is back in his ward sleeping soundly]
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:05, archived)
# alternatively
Is that human DNA?

No, the dog has worms

Should have gone to SpecSavers
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Who To Vote For -
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
more landfill fun
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:40, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:53, archived)
# This needs more praise
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] pierce
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 23:29, archived)
# just a scratch, he'll be fine
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] littlebitofpoliticsthere
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 22:59, archived)
# I take it you're doing your own artwork for your campaign trail :)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:18, archived)
# Voting


Click for bigger (137 kb)


my vision of the perfect hung parliament


(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Haha
Good noose for everyone !
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 22:39, archived)
# That would be
a hanged parliament to be accurate, but I agree with the sentiment
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 0:47, archived)
# it's one of those 'My dog's got no noose'
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:16, archived)
# I see Ed's trying out the 'come-to-bed' eyes look.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 16:05, archived)
#
 
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 16:11, archived)
# Speechless!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:52, archived)
# i think that definitely counts as niche
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 16:40, archived)
# totally gonna out-'niche' it
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:11, archived)
# so, that IS the droid you're looking for!
btw, if anyone's interested, i ripped my leg open on a table this morning and now have stitches. i will be stuck at home for a while and not able to get near t'internets, so i won't be around.
just so you don't think i've flounced! :D
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:17, archived)
# ^most half-hearted flounce ever
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:22, archived)
# pfff!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:23, archived)
# ouchies
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:29, archived)
# you won't be around
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:52, archived)
# Thank fuck for that
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 18:51, archived)
# we will miss her
*wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 19:00, archived)
# You can't disguise an obvious cyborg upgrade with a story as flimsy as THAT.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 18:53, archived)
# Bloody disaster area, you are
(Any pics of the wound?)
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 19:12, archived)
# fwarping more like!!
GWS smash :)
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 22:01, archived)
# So, I heard you flounced
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 22:14, archived)
# Ouch, GWS.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 23:27, archived)
# -h
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:51, archived)
# E.T. director's very special cut
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:26, archived)
# It's called Star Wars

Ever hear of it?
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 19:11, archived)
# I understand the concept of a jarhead
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Mum;)
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 18:29, archived)
# She has one hole...a combination of a vagina and an anus... called a Vaganus.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 18:50, archived)
# More fucking Spielberg creepy alien shit! :(
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 19:04, archived)
# Tip top as always mate
Woo
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 18:44, archived)
# Keeping the dream alive.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 18:50, archived)
# This is not the artz I ordered!
I'll give it a go though
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 18:52, archived)
# FAIR WARNING: Don't drink the milk.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 18:54, archived)
# Unacceptable sexualisation of... hatstands?
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 18:59, archived)
# Accept your true feelings.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 19:01, archived)
# So sad.
So sexy.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 20:07, archived)
# I KNEW you were Moggie!
Nice work tho. :D
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 22:30, archived)
# An alternate history where Myxini beat Rhipidistia in the race to the surface.
Woo.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The Tories are clearly shitting themselves about the SNP

(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:42, archived)
# Hah, nice.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:48, archived)
# same shit, different flies
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:51, archived)
# Second-house flies and blue(blood) bottles
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:55, archived)
# i was thinking more the kalibos version
blood-gutted marsh flies
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 15:00, archived)
# ha!
jolly good show
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 23:00, archived)
# The most dangerous double act in British politics?
Not sure I wholeheartedly agree with Andrew Lloyd Webber's assessment that it's Miliband and Sturgeon.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:10, archived)
# that's tonight's nightmare sorted
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:12, archived)
# fantastically horrible
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:13, archived)
# ^what he said
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:14, archived)
# farage ought to take one black glove out on the campaign trail
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:15, archived)
# Mixed fabric will have to do
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:22, archived)
# miliband can do a cover of 'red right hand' and clegg can get a sponsorship deal with marigold
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:32, archived)
# Nah, it's too Alvin Stardust.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:25, archived)
# people shied away from the 'one glove' look for years because of mj
but jared leto is BRINGING IT BACK
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:37, archived)
# he can take it away again
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 15:07, archived)
# Scary!!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:22, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 14:22, archived)
# ace
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:27, archived)
# that's ever so nicely done
(, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 21:17, archived)

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