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# Justice has a new face...
... A really fucking annoying one!



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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 13 May 2015, 0:14, archived)
# ^ orders of magnitude more macho
than Gove will ever be.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2015, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello Hello I'm at a place called......
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 12 May 2015, 23:45, archived)
# bahahaha
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 13 May 2015, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:51, archived)
# I hope that little goat wasn't hurt in the making
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 May 2015, 23:30, archived)
# no they used a crash test kiddy
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 12 May 2015, 23:42, archived)
# BAA BAA BAA BAA
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2015, 2:46, archived)
# bowwwwwmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 13 May 2015, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 2:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:38, archived)
# Inspiration for the new Citroen C4 Cactus?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 13 May 2015, 13:51, archived)
# A new high, followed by a new low...
(AdrianJ, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:35, archived)
# Tory Serial Killers #15 - Boris
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a glass of Chateau Mouton-Rothschild 1945..."

(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:18, archived)
# Tory Serial Killers #56 - Theresa May
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:54, archived)
# Haha! You haven't made that one scarier!
she looks like a gobby barmaid from early Coronation Street
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:57, archived)
# I'm looking forward to more in this series.
Chances are these people will be the real serial killers.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:15, archived)
# Osbourne
has a bit of a Ted Bundy look to him
(ceebs, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:10, archived)
# dear gods, that's terrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:53, archived)
# Logic...


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(Captain Coffee Break, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:47, archived)
# AND...
(AdrianJ, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:18, archived)
# Hell gate!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:19, archived)
# Haha
This defies all logic !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 12 May 2015, 23:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2015, 0:49, archived)
# Absolute
Hunt


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(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:46, archived)
# The NHS is Mike
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:03, archived)
# Tories as Serial Killers, No.34: Michael Gove as Ian Brady
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:35, archived)
# Isn't he in the Proclaimers?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:52, archived)
# Well, I would cut 500 jobs and I would cut 500 more...
Just to be the man who cut 1000 jobs and put the blame at Labour's door...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:57, archived)
# \o/
bahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:53, archived)
#
bahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 13 May 2015, 1:30, archived)
#
bahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 13 May 2015, 2:15, archived)
#
bahahahah

Dumduddleumduddleumduddleumduddleadada
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:37, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2015, 3:02, archived)
# You've made that picture scarier
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:55, archived)
# Worst of both worlds
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:58, archived)
# You are Elvis Costello AICMFP
(AdrianJ, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:20, archived)
# haha that's IT
couldn't place the face
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:37, archived)
#
this is superb,you ought to do IDS next, shame he is a baldy or you could have done Shipman
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:49, archived)
# Haha - hanging's too good for him.
Oh wait, no, it suits him just fine...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/10/michael-gove-justice-secretary-cabinet-reshuffle_n_7251932.html
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:14, archived)
# Myra too?
I just can't help feeling that he'd look just as scary as Myra.... maybe moreso!
(rob3rt, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:20, archived)
# That has
to be Theresa May
(ceebs, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:35, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:22, archived)
# :D
Chewie ram home... or something like that "Great shot, kid! That was one in a million"©
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:31, archived)
# oh you bastard
and it's got the copyright thingy too....how can I compete with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:32, archived)
# "Great shot, kid! That was one in a million"
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:25, archived)
# YES!
I'm going to edit my comment to say just this. Haha you will look stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:26, archived)
# screw you I got a new one
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:36, archived)
# Star Wars Episode IV: A Ewe Hope
"Great shot, kid! That was one in a million"
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:36, archived)
# Did Tribs gaz this to you
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:38, archived)
# If he did I didn't notice,
nor did I understand the question tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:41, archived)
# Sorry I thought everyone knew he was the pun king
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:05, archived)
# Well I didn't vote for him
Probably would though given the chance,
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:11, archived)
# needs more tongue
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:49, archived)
# oh-ho-ho-wow-fuck!
^akshally came outta my mouf forrealz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 13 May 2015, 0:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 7:12, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure it's bindun by now but meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:57, archived)
# what more could a man want?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:02, archived)
# A bigger drum
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:09, archived)
# still would.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:35, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:36, archived)
# all of them
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:37, archived)
# o/\o
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:37, archived)
# Wow
Tumble dried poo. I'm lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 May 2015, 21:50, archived)
# Is this where white dog tods come from, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:47, archived)
# Not exactly, but I had used that source image a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 12 May 2015, 23:03, archived)
# hey you!
Keepin the reindeer fed?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 23:34, archived)
# Flying insects ate all the elk and deer, and are working their way up the food chain.
*slaps furiously and repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 13 May 2015, 1:26, archived)
# passed you right by then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 2:22, archived)
# Pwoar
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 May 2015, 2:51, archived)
# What have you done to her face? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 7:14, archived)
# so there's a whiteboard at work that people write "funny facts" on
so one day this is what i did:
(Kaitlin moo, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
# that's some epic lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:09, archived)
# ...and now he's dying :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:27, archived)
# we all are
but some of us intend to go out fighting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:30, archived)
# I hope to die in my sleep, just like my grandfather did.
...not in terror, like his passengers.

bADUM-tISH
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:31, archived)
# silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:49, archived)
# Sounds like one of Milton Jones'
Like the one about his family all being police marksmen - except his granddad, who was a bank robber.

Actually, his granddad died recently, but at least he was surrounded by his family.

---------------------------------

Another granddad had a bad cough, so his wife smeared his back with lard. He went downhill very quickly after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 12 May 2015, 19:20, archived)
# oh dear tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 May 2015, 3:43, archived)
# Ha! Nice.
Such things deserve vandalism.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:34, archived)
# my sister has one
i got pissed and wrote out the rules to surviving zombieland on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:49, archived)
# ryptio?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:45, archived)
# Arf!
Dirty, dirty lurked.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:35, archived)
# I bet the kids went home in a right old state :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:35, archived)
# RPT is shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:37, archived)
# Recommended Pestilence Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:53, archived)
# Real Pedro Turds (is shit)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:59, archived)
# arf! ...also, ballsticks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:13, archived)
# raping pre-teens
give it up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:05, archived)
# Yes maybe you should ya fucking nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:07, archived)
# oh haha classic 'flip reversing it'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:08, archived)
# I don't want to know all the details thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:09, archived)
# keep that sort of thing to gaz, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:13, archived)
# yeh I'm not dying though so it wouldn't bother me
(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:58, archived)
# No you don't get it
YOU are dying
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:59, archived)
# hmmmn
Maybe she works on a cancer ward
(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:39, archived)
# nah
software house.
(Kaitlin moo, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:20, archived)
# Also: living
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:16, archived)
# Works for me
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:00, archived)
# What no
"Shopped only" posts?
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:59, archived)
# Snowflake
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:15, archived)
# what a rude goat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:28, archived)
# Johann Sebastian Ba-a-a-a-a-ach?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:47, archived)
# bleethoven?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:55, archived)
# was it?
Woolfgang Amadeus Mozart
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:13, archived)
# Goatsart, surely?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# now you're just rying to pull the 'WOOL' over my eyes
LOLLOLLLLL!!!11!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:44, archived)
# Joseph munches-on-Haydn?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:58, archived)
# Tuesdays
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:00, archived)
# you don't know mutton about it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:12, archived)
# shirley was
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:41, archived)
# Bob Holiness
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:08, archived)
# Conundrum - "NONEC".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:16, archived)
# I like the bonus nipple hat
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 May 2015, 18:46, archived)
# ..
hahah.
BBC TV presenters have a history of finding religion later on in life... :)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Goats at Sea *UPDATED


(albie.one, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:32, archived)
# hidden goatse
GOATS AT SEA

I bet he is a destroyer man
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:54, archived)
# hahahah woo for update!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] true story
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:11, archived)
# Touching
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:17, archived)
# worrying
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:41, archived)
# let's not everyone argue
It can be both touching and worrying!! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:48, archived)
# I'd like to worry it
then touch it
jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:43, archived)
# if you point their head over the edge of a cliff, they will back into you
so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:48, archived)
# The verti-goat method
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:57, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:06, archived)
# I should mention the car door has a glory-hole
otherwise he's chaffing himself on the edge of the glass a bit
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:49, archived)
# thank you!
I was trying to recreate this IRL, and now I am sitting in acute care with a bloody stump.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# also:
Page 4 LOLz:
www.wildcatdistrict.ksu.edu/doc43122.ashx
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:30, archived)
# !
they have no shame
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 13 May 2015, 2:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2015, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2015, 14:31, archived)
# Very nicely done :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 12 May 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Good snuff
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:15, archived)
# brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 12 May 2015, 17:58, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2015, 14:20, archived)
# Gee, I really hope that is your utility belt, Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2015, 14:34, archived)
# howinthe!....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Gruffalo saw a troll under the bridge and thought "He'd look good sliced up in my fridge?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:22, archived)
# You get extra points for not incorporating goatse

*dull anecdote alert*
I was walking over a bridge the other day and trying to explain the story of the Three Billy Goats Gruff to someone and I could not remember a thing. There's a troll isn't there? And some goats.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:26, archived)
# Yep. Troll under bridge.
3 goats - small medium and large, each cross the bridge in order from smallest to biggest, each in turn says you don't want to eat me wait for the next one cos he's bigger, until the final billy goat gruff who is an ultimate badass and charges the troll into the river the end.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:44, archived)
# Thank you
Once again my store of knowledge is enhanced by b3ta and this time it isn't just another dead celebrity
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:38, archived)
# B3ta: Dead Celebrities, Fairy Tales and Puerile Digital Arts
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:30, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:28, archived)

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