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[challenge entry] Milk Tooth ...Geddit? ...Geddit? ...Aww, please yourself!

(AdrianJ, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 0:17, archived)
# Later on, he read a pulp novel which made one root for the hero
then went for a drive but had an accident - left a dentine his bumper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 0:21, archived)
# a very filling amalgam of puns
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 2 Jun 2015, 7:49, archived)
# Worst gay shift EVA!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 7:36, archived)
# This is udder nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 8:15, archived)
# *points to the exit*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 8:16, archived)
# Looks nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 9:14, archived)
# *requests that Frogbeat pulls his trews back up*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:20, archived)
# Marvel's 'Tortoise Man' opens this summer
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 23:05, archived)
# Unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 8:15, archived)
# PREPARE TO DIE !!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:38, archived)
# Them's big pencils
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:40, archived)
# haha, fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:52, archived)
# ALL HAIL MECHADONNA!
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:10, archived)
# it's a bold look, and one that I think we can all get behind
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:20, archived)
# But 'nippley' out?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fuck me sideways
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:27, archived)
# make war not war
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:30, archived)
# ahahahahaha
fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:41, archived)
# Just like a 'mare...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:46, archived)
# Heheh! Madonna gets the wrong idea about Nuclear Medicine Breast Imaging?
Or just your everyday thermonorkular brallistic missiles?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 1 Jun 2015, 23:52, archived)
# Run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 0:37, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Jun 2015, 7:25, archived)
# JES fkn US!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 10:19, archived)
# Now THIS is podracing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Contains Fluoride...

(AdrianJ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:34, archived)
# full of crunchy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:43, archived)
# Mint-flavoured gums
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:58, archived)
# Eugh!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:21, archived)
# Hard on the outside...chewy in the middle..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:47, archived)
# Have a tenuously related oldie.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 11:52, archived)
# well no one's gonna see this...

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 2 Jun 2015, 18:38, archived)
#

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:40, archived)
# this made me choke on my fruit split
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:57, archived)
# Contortionist now are we, madam?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 16:15, archived)
# what do you mean, now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 16:30, archived)
# FRUIT SPLIT...sounds a bit like "punani".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:04, archived)
# you laugh, but grated juice is the next big thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 16:01, archived)
# His toasted lettuce is to die for.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 16:17, archived)
# I often cook arugula (salad rocket, roquette).
srsly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:42, archived)
# You know, just to put your toasted lettuce comment into a wider context.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:52, archived)
# haha actually that would be a good image challenge: can you recontextualise a salad item using the medium of photoshop, or perhaps we could just post our recipes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:54, archived)
# on the other hand we could do "celebrity nose product endorsement movie posters"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:55, archived)
# body parts in an image challenge, it'll never work
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:58, archived)
# I missed out "change one letter", that could make all the difference
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:00, archived)
# Since posting my comment I have realised that I have in the past cooked lettuce.
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2520/roasted-lettuce

I can only apologise and say "PEARS".

P.S. Happy Candlemas, Mobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:03, archived)
# Oh, it all starts out nice, but this is how it always ends: "PEARS"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:04, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE




(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:06, archived)
# p.s. the correct choice is 'the last one'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:10, archived)
# If any of you uses my recipes I want FULL DETAILS posted on /board along with lots of yummy pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:13, archived)
# Even "Pear Salad"?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:15, archived)
# Is that going to be one of my recipes? WELL IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:16, archived)
# happy flaming dribble, batman!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:18, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:23, archived)
# ooh ta
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:07, archived)
# Actually that looks alright
Not my sort of thing personally because it's more decorative than substantial, but it looks good and I imagine it would taste ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:11, archived)
# I've just noticed that the credit is given to Gordon Ramsey so it's probably just the product of radish-rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:17, archived)
# HOW TO COOK A FUCKING SALAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:53, archived)
# 1) WASH THE FUCKING LETTUCE
2) CHOP UP THE CUNTING TOMATOES
3) IT'S NOW READY TO EAT YOU FUCKING PRICK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:58, archived)
# Happ candles chief!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:15, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:22, archived)
# ............i.........made..........this.........just........for..........you...................................................................................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 21:52, archived)
# You realise that eventually you will be posting a blank square, Atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:51, archived)
# That's not Atomic!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 23:27, archived)
# I KNOW!! I'm simply honouring the Birthday boy with being called Atomic for 24 hours. Have you no sense of tradition?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 23:37, archived)
# I really do know nothing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 23:49, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 20:18, archived)
# He's the original Eddie Murphy
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 16:44, archived)
# He was just taking the pith
(Hemipygous, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:03, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:28, archived)
#
(Andicuntum Paul McSkinback & Phil Mecrackup, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:21, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:49, archived)
# ahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 1 Jun 2015, 17:49, archived)
# *click*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 18:57, archived)
# Black spider memos sorted
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:46, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:46, archived)
# wwwwwwwddddddddddddddddd
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 1 Jun 2015, 23:27, archived)
# That just made me splutter in my coffee
The rest of the cyber cafe now thinks I'm disturbed...
(Captain Coffee Break, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:54, archived)
# Wow
spookie
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 3:15, archived)
# As good a place as any to dump this I s'pose.



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 19:47, archived)
# i want to live in that
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:47, archived)
# James needs to lay off the Spy Pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:33, archived)
# what say you, fuzzy britches?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:34, archived)
# The Jaw-shank Redemption?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Cracking...
(AdrianJ, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:56, archived)
# he looks like a cheese aficionado
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] aarghument
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:58, archived)
# i fkn love this!
im not sure why..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 10:49, archived)
# I have always thought this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:21, archived)
# menorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:29, archived)
# The hoots of welcome turned to keening wails as we harvested the eyes.

Hello everybodes it's been a while!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:46, archived)
# Brainy!
Now this could be interpreted at least two ways. Are those critters doing the harvesting, say, from humans who initially welcomed them? Or are they the ones being harvested, poor naive aliens that thought the humans were being friendly when they waved those scalpels about?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:52, archived)
# The demand for eyes is such
that growing them in a cave is the only way to keep up with demand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:02, archived)
# They're growing humans in a cave?
Disgusting! I demand free-range eyeballs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:07, archived)
# "The hoots of welcome turned to keening wails as we harvested the eyes" is not a sentence which I expected to hear today.
*edit* Compo it, man!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:11, archived)
# I wouldn't want my fresh eyes spoiled by daylight,
far better to grow them in caves under the dim glow of fluorescent fungi.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:23, archived)
# Hey little boy, what you got there?
Kind sir, it's a mollusc I've found.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5K_w9Tbhoc
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:14, archived)
# Blimey
haven't heard that in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:21, archived)
# It's been lingering in your subconcious
with its wandering eye
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:25, archived)
# Hail the Boognish :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:40, archived)
# they are attractive eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] soon as he heard it was the EYES they were after.......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:01, archived)
# Yay!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:11, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:51, archived)
# ah
who let mr chuzzleworth loose?

(iirc..?)
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 11:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:44, archived)
# I wonder if you paid Rolls Royce enough if they would actually do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:55, archived)
# everyone has a price :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
" Hello mr Royce, yes yes that's right magenta... no no it's three hairs per ball. Thankyou".
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 22:14, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:30, archived)
# Time for a brush... with death!
Which is, incidentally, a new kids' dental education show featuring Judge Death, Death from Sandman and Death from Discworld.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:49, archived)
# Stop the compo
We have a winner.
(gijoel, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:53, archived)
# Oooh, where?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Compo it, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:20, archived)
# TOAP-o compoed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:25, archived)
# S'right.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 16:15, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Clinically proven relief...
...from the pain of sensible teeth.



[Yes, it's both a RP and a COAP.]
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 10:39, archived)
# Ha ha! He really has the most spectacular set
of choppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:42, archived)
# And now for something completely different
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Tue 2 Jun 2015, 3:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Boodiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 10:31, archived)
# I bet he likes a nice bit of Wensleydale
BTW, last year we went to the place where they make Wensleydale cheese. Their shop has several large displays devoted to Wallace&Gromit merchandising.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 10:50, archived)
# Carking toats gommet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea for compo


Is it safe?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 10:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
this is grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:25, archived)
# Why thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 9:45, archived)
# Shopped pictures only
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 1 Jun 2015, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 9:30, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 17:35, archived)
#
ty
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 1:11, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 1 Jun 2015, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Extreme flossing

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 9:35, archived)
# owowow. That's what I've been doing wrong :)
(Hemipygous, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 9:57, archived)

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