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[challenge entry] Accessory?

(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 19:35, archived)
# THERE AIN'T NO VILLAGE
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 20:13, archived)
#
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# ... People in Room 237.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 0:35, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ?

(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 16:33, archived)
# good god
pull yourself together
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 16:44, archived)
# i am a jelly donut.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 16:48, archived)
# Nice try, but I'm still not going to nibble on you
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Sing-Along-Boys...
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:59, archived)
# Charles Manson sings with Hanson
from the songbook of Marilyn Manson
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 17:10, archived)
# Whilst chatting with Ted Danson...
…on board a jet with Richard Branson
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 17:28, archived)
# With no pants on
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 18:14, archived)
#
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#
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# What do you rinth them with? Thoap and water?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:16, archived)
# thcotch and thoda
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:25, archived)
# would his cod piece
therfore be a beetle bonnet?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:48, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 0:59, archived)
# would this count?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:39, archived)
# For A
No, no it wouldn't
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:43, archived)
#
nah, not for A.... wasps are bastards
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:50, archived)
# I was saying Bee-urns...
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:02, archived)
#
hahahaha
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:07, archived)
# would this?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:24, archived)
# Hmm
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:16, archived)
# i know...
the perspective is all wrong.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:47, archived)
# lube skywalker?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:53, archived)
# ha!
:D
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 15:07, archived)
# it's an interesting juxtaposition
monty burns doesn't really like people yet his head is on the body of a yellow jacket wasp which is a social wasp, ichneumon wasp might be more fitting
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:08, archived)
#
I find a yellow jacket to be quite fitting
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:22, archived)
# dammit, couldnt put the picture in the reply
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:19, archived)
# Oh, and can we have aminals pweeeeese?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:20, archived)
# Copy the code the uploader generates
then you can put an image in a reply.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:21, archived)
#
i thank you
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
I was trying to figure out how to squeeze something like that in.... If you know what I mean?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:40, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
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#
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:39, archived)
#
great quincy addition there
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:45, archived)
#
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#
hahahahaha bonus points if rio chews on the hat
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 19:02, archived)
# rude
(, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 8:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
This should have a permanent front page.



(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 20:05, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Disney Gifs - There are loads online, mess with them
Pop stars in history - or historical figures as pop stars.
Animal challenge : Buzzy Bastards - bees, hornets, wasps, blue bottles
Albums and single cover news - whatever the news is, turn it in to a record sleeve, or make an existing sleeve news


(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 8:28, archived)
# Animals pls
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 8:34, archived)
# 1
OBVS
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 8:36, archived)
# Only saying that because you and HT have like a hundred each all ready to post :'(
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 8:40, archived)
# I promise I'd only post new ones
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 8:43, archived)
# If it wins which it won't
I promise to only repost 92 of them
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 8:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:12, archived)
# SAUSAGES GIVE ME EPILEPSY YOU CUNT
epilepsy the horn
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:40, archived)
# sausages? they're those things that baby mice come from
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:44, archived)
# and now there's jizz everywhere...
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 15:09, archived)
# is that what that is?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 15:20, archived)
# ...mostly
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 16:24, archived)
#

(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 20:32, archived)
# beautiful
:D
(, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 1:07, archived)
# i vote for option 5:
public stranglewank
now i have been set straight, BUZZY BASTARDS PLEASE!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 9:25, archived)
# i can't vote from this computer either...
HT has rigged this poll
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:13, archived)
# Picture of mini poll is for illustrative purpose only as twunts were screwing the polls
Just state which option you want Mr PT :)
also hello
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:22, archived)
# ah, yes, i remember that...
hello, hekim :D
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:24, archived)
# F for Flubber (23% Rotten Tomatoes)
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 9:40, archived)
# My image search has blocked me from album covers and famous paintings!
100% TF
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 9:44, archived)
# Get a scanner
and scan in your Brother Beyond albums.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 9:59, archived)
# can i vote yellow?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 10:20, archived)
# I used to cheat at Bamboozle.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 10:40, archived)
# do you feel better for getting that off your chest?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 10:51, archived)
# I feel nothing but shame.
I am the Charles Ingram of Teletext.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:10, archived)
# shame is currently seeking a restraining order
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:10, archived)
# shame shame know your name?
slip her the tongue?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:21, archived)
# Disney gif a fuck
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 10:44, archived)
# BEES! finally
edit - vote bees you cunts
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 10:54, archived)
# But why are Bees C?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:22, archived)
# indeed, i'm a bit concerned my vote will be seen as B not iii for bees
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:05, archived)
# Dunno. Do the Wasps have a B team?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 18:23, archived)
# I vote for
bees you cunts
amidoinitrite, sock?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:21, archived)
# fanx mistah!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:05, archived)
# B
as I can do gifs
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:26, archived)
# Well if you can vote A!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:31, archived)
# Only if you teach me Oh great one...
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:33, archived)
# I'm confused
You said you can!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha
so I did.

I mean CAN'T
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:39, archived)
# so have you actually found what you're looking for then?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:46, archived)
# yes
I was searching for more proof Bono was a cunt, and having found out he has made more money from investing in facebook than the whole of U2 have in their careers,
I think I found the holy grail.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:40, archived)
# i think he meant
that other apostrophe you were looking for...
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:49, archived)
# No,
thats been missing for month's
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:03, archived)
# lol's
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:15, archived)
# was it hiding amongst othe cups and you just had to pick the right one?
the one with "bono 'likes' facebook" on it?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:04, archived)
# yes,
made of solid pot.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:59, archived)
# fancy
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 15:21, archived)
# how do you make the frames work
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:57, archived)
#
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# saw where that was going, clicked it anyway
LOL!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:27, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:29, archived)
# Twat head
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# INR
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:33, archived)
# flammable spunk mug
i clicked it again for the tune
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:25, archived)
# can't stop clicking
i have missed that song
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:26, archived)
# Always gives me the glees
You might also like this YouTube playlist
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 16:04, archived)
# oh my fuck
that was awesome...
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 16:17, archived)
# Anything but Disney gifs
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:37, archived)
#
thats my opinion also.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 12:40, archived)
# Twat face
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#
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# iii
zzz
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:07, archived)
# correct answer mr hat
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:08, archived)
# Busty Bastards please
I love wasps with tits
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:14, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:46, archived)
# bees plees
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:40, archived)
# true
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:47, archived)
# i only voted for bees because you made such a compelling case
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:45, archived)
# it's the new craze sweeping the nation
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:47, archived)
# Album covers or disney
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:45, archived)
# voting's closed, sorry
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
except voting for bees, that's still open :D
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:50, archived)
# hey i don't make the rules!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:51, archived)
# Hey wait a minute!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 19:34, archived)
# iii
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 15:15, archived)
# correct
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 15:27, archived)
# Anything but gifs
As I can't do 'em
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 17:03, archived)
# buzzards
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 18:23, archived)
# Bees
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 19:33, archived)
# B,please. I require a slash.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:14, archived)
# when will bees be announced as the winnar?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:27, archived)
# Axel F please
(, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 9:21, archived)
# mornin all again....
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 6:53, archived)
# modified,
like six times normal size?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 9:28, archived)
#
actually, i used a smaller nazi
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 10:03, archived)
# But isn't that
Rio Ferdinand?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 10:23, archived)
# haha yes!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha!!! i feel another shop coming on now
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi does Paris to Dakar in a Maserati
'ang on a fuckin' sec did he just fuckin' double rhyme in fuckin' jihad
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 1:37, archived)
# Drift skilz
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# Pffft!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Superbowl titfer, modelled by Hitler.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Adolf Hitler's Overnight jitler
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# ;\o
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 3:06, archived)
# Hahaha \o
He love it look
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 0:40, archived)
# If he had a few of them in the 1930s
Reckon none of that nonsense would've happened.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 0:42, archived)
# FUCK you Usain Flan
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 23:46, archived)
# bahahaahha
you made nose come out of my coffee
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 0:01, archived)
# Now we're talking!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 2:03, archived)
# hahahahahahaha FUCK!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 2:22, archived)
# FUCKed!
FUCKed hard.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 3:05, archived)
# Thanks Kanye
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:46, archived)
# Kanye fix it? yes ye Kan
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:55, archived)
# Haha \o/
Before Tribs = 5 bonus points
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:56, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 13:10, archived)
#
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# XD
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 22:08, archived)
# At least the state of the union speech would be exciting
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 22:09, archived)
# Thanks Cowcat
Now I'm going to have to watch all the Old Spice ads!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 22:13, archived)
# linford's looking well...
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo Description Match : 66%
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:31, archived)
# I would say it's more 64%
:)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:47, archived)
# THIS WAS NOT A BOATING ACCIDENT
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 18:25, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 18:29, archived)
# just when you thought it was safe
to get the jam sandwiches out...
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 19:46, archived)
# I was wondering if there has been a wasp horror yet
Monster from Green Hell has the best title.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_natural_horror_films#Wasps
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:34, archived)
# You're Gonna Need a Bigger Moat.

help me my gif compression sucking fucks
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 23:19, archived)
# Fewer frames and colours
And making it smaller helps then when you post it add the magic codes [img width="500" src........

(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 0:11, archived)
# ahh thank you mighty frogbeat :)
normal b3taing will resume shortly
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 0:20, archived)
# Its the length of the gif that's the real memory eater really
I would have no gif memory limit (only joking HT)
But I do understand phones blah blah 7g blah blah data blah fuck
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Yorkshire Ripper's Whitby kippers
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 17:25, archived)
# ummm new road
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] hardly worth opening on Sunday
then again I suppose it is only a "part-time" job,as he's busy in between
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 18:03, archived)
# "Wow, wow, wow....UNBELIEVABLE".
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 20:48, archived)
# sexeh!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:49, archived)
# I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 22:58, archived)
# compo it
yay!
:)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] As it's slow...
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:26, archived)
# To be fair, I was looking down my pants when I said that
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:38, archived)
# Want a little image fail?
www.mirror.co.uk/play/competitions/we-win-travel-guide-you-6308633

All abroad: do you know the location of this popular holiday waterway?

Each month, we post smartphone pictures taken by Daily Mirror Travel Editor Nigel Thompson while he was out and about.

You just have to work out where he was when he took it.

This month's picture is of part of a hugely popular holiday waterway. Name the waterway.


It takes 5 seconds to stick that pic into GIS and discover that the guy used the exact same image in an article last year and says exactly where it is.

www.coventrytelegraph.net/lifestyle/travel/travel-river-cruise-broads-appeal-6866182


(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:52, archived)
# Haha
Thought it was the Broads, had a great holiday there a while back :)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:59, archived)
# We're not allowed to call them Broads anymore
They're "plus-sized waterways".
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 17:03, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 17:05, archived)
# hope you haven't entered, i want to win me some god damn travel maps
"the mirror is known for its concise and educational editorial pieces scattered with the occasional skinny bird with rockin' tits." - extract the mirror circa 2014
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Night, night...
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:50, archived)
# very good :)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:00, archived)
# Incidentally...
Has anyone noticed the striking similarity between serial killer Peter Sutcliffe and Faith No More drummer Mike Bordin?



Could they be in some way related? I think we should be told.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:26, archived)
# is he fond of killing prozzies?
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:27, archived)
# Here's the thing
if you looked that much like him to start with, would you choose to grow the same moustache and beard?
I bet he keeps a bag of hammers in the back of his car too.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:38, archived)
# well, he's american
chances are he's never heard of sutcliffe
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:48, archived)
# Have they ever been seen in the room together?
Somehow, I doubt it.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:16, archived)
# "... he had shook hands..."
*runs screaming from the room*
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 18:10, archived)
# Never mind that, Sol Invictus is their best album since The Real Thing.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 20:59, archived)
# I wasn't sure at first.
But it is growing on me.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 9:09, archived)
# the one on the right looks like Ben Kingsley with hair!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:41, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:14, archived)
# SHOOT!
:)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:18, archived)
# yeah you...
thats you told.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:57, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] i dunno, hopefully not bindun
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:10, archived)
# unlikely
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:56, archived)
# Not worth its own thread.....


-should have animated it in the first place.... gah!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:09, archived)
# the nipples never move nevermore
quoth the raven
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fucking hell!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:56, archived)
# Ahh, HappyToast-brand
For that instant rush.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:03, archived)
# and a warm, buttery afterglow
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:07, archived)
# haha jeepers
hard times since tony hart died i suppose
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:11, archived)
# hahafuck
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:58, archived)
# The '1000 yard stare'
First plasticine…now the drug scine! :)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:18, archived)
# And he loved the Ice Age, aka the Pleistocene
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:12, archived)
# fuck, he's got squidward eyes!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:26, archived)
# Oh my...........
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:11, archived)
# Is this the little bald chap who Benny Hill slaps on the head?
(, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:02, archived)

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