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[challenge entry] Porka
(headspace, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Co-lateral damage
(headspace, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Go go Gadget Selfie Hat!


If this doesn't exist at least on a drawing board somewhere, then put me down for a size 9 edible hat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:01, archived)
# trademark it quick!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] driving me crazy
(headspace, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] DAVID CAMERON PIG FUCKER
(headspace, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Order now for delivery before Xmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:27, archived)
# it might just work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:33, archived)
# bahahahahhhhhaaa what the fuck?
hahahahahehehehhehahahhaha ya freak.. i like this
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:16, archived)
# it's ok
he had it coming to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:22, archived)
# some font-based humour, if i may be so bold
(A Nonny Mouse, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 8:31, archived)
# Font jokes are just my type!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 8:42, archived)
# er ... he was in 'genghis kern'
rofl
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:50, archived)
# Font-based humour is becoming popular again
I guess it's a sign of the Times.
(A Nonny Mouse, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:57, archived)
# new roman?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:18, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 8:51, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:01, archived)
# hahaha, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:57, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:20, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:37, archived)
# haha i remember this, what manner of genius suggested this..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 16:00, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Not my words, Michael - the words of Shakin' Stevens.
(A Nonny Mouse, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:07, archived)
# omar not so fucking jolie
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 12:40, archived)
# famous egyptian puns are the best puns
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] feed the hat, not the child


I should be around more soon I think. Yeah yeah, I know, who am I? Did I leave? Was I ever here?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Omelette Hat

de-ris:
www.angelfire.com/comics/juicyfruitcomics/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 2:19, archived)
# hahaha
animation motion magic
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 2:27, archived)
# I could watch this all day...
He really has a most majestic nose!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 8:43, archived)
# :)))
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:39, archived)
# Excellent Elvis!
love the attention to detail in the eye movement, great work.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:58, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:08, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:55, archived)
# The timing in this is a thing of wonder!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:52, archived)
# Are we ever hear at all?
Hope your increased frequency is not a result of employment woe!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 8:44, archived)
# Nah
Just reproduced again, but life is returning to normal at last
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:16, archived)
# haha
I keep waiting for the fish to start singing
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:01, archived)
# Something, something, news story
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:54, archived)
# I like this too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:56, archived)
# Then, may I respectfully proffer this too...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:43, archived)
# haha
Well placed on the bottom of the mask too
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:02, archived)
# Bic Squid
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 22:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:24, archived)
# every 1970's gradeschooler's 'holy grail'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:37, archived)
#
1970's gradeschooler's ITU nurse's
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:52, archived)
# you know, you're dead-on!
totally forgot about the nurses and their multicolo(u)red notation requirements.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 0:05, archived)
# that's crazily clever
wow
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 0:21, archived)
# woo yay!
unlurked especially, this is lully
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 2:07, archived)
# hahahaha, very good
I *clicked* this bic
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:09, archived)
# this is a bic good
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Some people will wear anything
Hat processing

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 16:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 16:38, archived)
# SHARE
ENJOY
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Hat related and I enjoyed making it years ago so meh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:25, archived)
# haha :)
nice hat :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:47, archived)
# It's a classic
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 16:30, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 18:55, archived)
# So disappointed it's not Princess Beatrice's hat
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:23, archived)
# :D
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I recently turned 13.
I did this when I was 1. I knew it was only a matter of time before I got the opportunity to pearoast it. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:54, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:57, archived)
# I suddenly have Papa Roach in my head.
Ahh, I remember being -14 and playing THPSπ
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:40, archived)
# *click*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:49, archived)
# Bless...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:53, archived)
# you're pretty short for a pope.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:21, archived)
# the feet are giggle-inducing for some reason
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:51, archived)
# Needs moar heavily armed men running alongside
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:52, archived)
# Them catholics love them little tikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] so turnt
(begoff, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:51, archived)
# king of the pope juice
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:50, archived)
# he's reaching for a gun!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] what happened next

previously
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:39, archived)
# turn him over, drown him in brown slurry!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:47, archived)
# Ha, brilliant. A+++++++ would view again
Sad to not see his little pink willy sticking out of the soil with a crow pecking at it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:47, archived)
# I suppose this is the family friendly and less rape-jokey and more empowering-peppa version
although I'd like to eavesdrop on a parent explaining the context to their kids
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:32, archived)
# why would you post this THANKS I had to explain this to my kid
"Well Timmy, Peppa is stopping the dead rising from their graves. If she doesn't jump in muddy puddles every day, they'll get out and eat our brains for breakfast."
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 2:09, archived)
# he's pretending he's not enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:52, archived)
# Show me where the naughty man touched you.
Show me on the dinosaur (RAWRR)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] the no-shooting hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:00, archived)
# well, I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:54, archived)
# ALSO: H1N1
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 16:37, archived)
# from a pig?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 0:19, archived)
#
www.flu.gov/about_the_flu/h1n1/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 2:01, archived)
# uh-oh!
*washes dick*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] oink
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:54, archived)
# A pork pie hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:06, archived)
# an AMAZING pork pie hat
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:19, archived)
#
“Share and Enjoy' is the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium-sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.
The motto stands-- or rather stood-- in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the offices of many talented young Complaints executives-- now deceased.
The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig," and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.”
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:48, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:21, archived)
# How very meta!
Woo, and yay...

Do people still say "woo" and "yay" anymore? I'm out of touch with the new b3ta hippity-hop kids of today (turns up gramophone)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:08, archived)
# That would depend
Are you a retro-hipster-chaphop-b3tan, Generation Z b3tan or couldn't-give-a-flying-fig-b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:14, archived)
# I'm a post-neo-psy-folk-punk-trance-gothic-emeti-transfat-systole-nili-pili-b3tan
With a couple of dashes of steampunkcore thrown in for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:20, archived)
# In that case, "woo" and "yay" should be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - AMAZING HATS

Hats are boring, they sit on your head and do nothing. Fix that, fill headwear with amazing technology,
improbable abilities and rabbit dispensing magic. Minus points for simply posting "iHat".
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] iHat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:56, archived)
# Fiat 500 Lowrider.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 2:03, archived)
# awesome
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:31, archived)
# Dee Jay Donnie D'rapper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:26, archived)
# *tips fedora*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:44, archived)
#
goodmenproject.com/featured-content/brand-thats-not-a-fedora-and-stop-wearing-it/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:06, archived)
# Actually, I was referring to my latest donation to the Fedora Project
The only hat that I'd ever wear is a propeller hat. I always look so blithe as I romp around the town in my paedo propeller hat... I mean, not-paedo propeller hat...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Interesting fact about the propeller hat
If you attach a powerful-enough motor, the vibration from the hat will give you a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:15, archived)
# And before the invention of the chin strap in 1704
The most common way of losing your propeller hat was to have it stolen by a Scouser.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:17, archived)
# Before the invention of nails to nail everything down, that was the most common way of losing *anything*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:27, archived)
# Wouldn't you need a hammer to nail things down?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:28, archived)
# Hammers were invented first, such is human nature and the human desire to violently open walnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:33, archived)
# Violently opening walnuts is so cruel and should be banned
I just like to tickle them and sing Barry Manilow ballads; they'll open up in due course
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:38, archived)

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