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# is this still a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Its definitely a thing
THHHHHIIIIIINNNNNG.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:33, archived)
# If not a little on the small side
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# If its small,
You're having a ball!
it'll probably do the job better
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:46, archived)
# Hi Tony
Where have you been?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:33, archived)
# Touching hot Venezuelan women. Oh yeah. Chicka chicka.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:35, archived)
# it's grrrrrrrrrr
rrrrout.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:40, archived)
# :D
Simpswaps
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:42, archived)
# Teeheehee.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:26, archived)
#
That actually raised a smile on my dry broken old face.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 23:28, archived)
# No
Faamily Guy stopped being funny 5 years ago
I say this as serious person
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:41, archived)
# Fictional
serious person?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:42, archived)
# No be lie
XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:55, archived)
# (FAKE)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 18:00, archived)
# Original sources:




Nice job man!.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11189142
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:04, archived)
# Inspired in:
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/7901582
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 23:14, archived)
# who knows what those invisible hands are up to?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] and there was me thinking this was a modern trend :D



plus some of them ride bikes :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:28, archived)
# cool feline
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:45, archived)
# I wonder if his leathers
have a big cat picture on the back?
Edit top pic: something, something, comedy car horn!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Rhino in a Renault....yay!...Fatcat in a Ford...wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 0:33, archived)
# Saw this then made this.


Click for bigger (74 kb)
(A Nonny Mouse, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:04, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:04, archived)
# Phwoar Rose Marie's sauce =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:18, archived)
# That could be a real thing -- let me ring her up and ask
BRB
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:19, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:55, archived)
# new board sig?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 14:16, archived)
# Never!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 15:20, archived)
# ha ha
plane burger
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:13, archived)
# I ROR'ed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:18, archived)
# vrrrrnnn.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:48, archived)
# Boris Johnson, doing or saying something sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:53, archived)
# a cat with a moustache
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# Furry squits
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# An undeclared trumpet being confiscated at customs.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# the new ghostbusters trailer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:56, archived)
# Is it online?


*watches*

...............aaaaaaaah, crap.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# which one is supposed to be Bill Murray?
and why didn't the logo have the ghost holding up 3 fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:09, archived)
# 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:57, archived)
# The Houses of Parliament finally revealing itself as a giant Decepticon.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:57, archived)
# Squirrels with shits, fits and tits obv
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# THE BEEF CURTAINS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# A mother Octopus
sitting in the cantena from star wars, having a drink
with barry manilow and those twins from the shining.
while a stripper strips to the octopuses children in the background.

at xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# One of you video game breakdowns
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# Hillary Clinton
giving Donald Trump a rectal examination.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:01, archived)
# Ninj, trussed up and being slow-roasted over a massive quantity of candles.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:04, archived)
# magre simson with simpvisible tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:14, archived)
# Donald Trump, sourcing a more convincing replacement after losing his wig.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:27, archived)
# 2 tub girls one lemon goatse jarsquatter
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:47, archived)
# compo it!
Edinburg upkilt cam
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:47, archived)
# Donald Trump's face as he's beaten to the presidency by a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:58, archived)
#
the presidency by a woman death
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:12, archived)
# I would pay to watch this^
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:14, archived)
# Draw me!
I'm actually made it onto today!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:34, archived)
# A short sharp blade through your lower abdomen.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:37, archived)
# a cornish pasty
lamenting its sad life on the baker's shelf, as all the cupcakes get sold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] animals in cars? Poultry in motion!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:16, archived)
# Ha
What a cock!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:22, archived)
# off to ruin a hen party no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:26, archived)
# probs trying to pick up some chicks
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:10, archived)
# when a chicken's head is pointed right at you, the chicken isn't looking at you.
...sorry to disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:39, archived)
# Why did the chicken...
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] musta-bin-dun-yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:40, archived)
# Bit early for pics of Clarkson's jowel movements :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:55, archived)
# Noon, then?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:20, archived)
# Barkson?
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:17, archived)
# :D
Looks just like my boy!

(My dog not my son)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] nee naw nee naw nee naw
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:44, archived)
# Driving on the wrong side, I hope a copper pulls him over
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:02, archived)
# A two storey high car being driven by a panda
And you're only worried about the direction he's travelling?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:09, archived)
# Oh, I just assumed they were really small houses like they use for external shots in Corrie
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:12, archived)
# He's sitting on the wrong side too, I think this might be an American thing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:13, archived)
# American Werepanda in London
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:43, archived)
# Nice action
"The police car is close Dougal, the houses are far away"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:21, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:27, archived)
# The Promised Land really complements the Red Sea
(salvadorevincent, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:38, archived)
# Jews done #00FFFF
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:23, archived)
# 9BB shorly
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:28, archived)
# That would of have had bin better yeah.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha... he's being TOAD away... hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:32, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:34, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] great paint job unicorn, great paint job.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:47, archived)
# oof
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:49, archived)
# what will he do with the parking ticket?
ribbit up! oh dear
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] loads of headroom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:22, archived)
# wow a t33nag3r
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:26, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:50, archived)
# crikey, happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:28, archived)
# Cheers Toastie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:50, archived)
# Happy candle day!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:38, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:51, archived)
# I hope they singe your bumhole.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:55, archived)
# Me too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:05, archived)
# Happy Candles
HAs someone called the Fire Brigade?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:58, archived)
# Ta Freebs
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:05, archived)
# *Hands the pipe and slippers*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:35, archived)
# Ooh thankee kindly, hope they fit!
\0/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:39, archived)
# happy birthday ya legend!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:57, archived)
# Ooh ta very muchly :)
\o/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:00, archived)
# Happy Candles mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:17, archived)
# WOO!
Cheers Q! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:21, archived)
# Merry candles Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:51, archived)
# Cheers Hekim
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 13:54, archived)
# well suck my tits and nibble my testicles
congratulations old bean!

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 13:07, archived)
# c kick!!!
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 13:54, archived)
# WOAH!
Well done teenager ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 13:52, archived)
# Cheers me dears
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 13:54, archived)
# you is well old
congrats! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:20, archived)
# Ta Smash!
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:27, archived)
# Congrats
I think you are legally old enough to buy a pet without your parents permission now :)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:27, archived)
# Haha
:D thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:28, archived)
# Merry candleness day
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:56, archived)
# Ta disco!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:46, archived)
# always on fire
and today even more so
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:01, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:24, archived)
# iz it be hot in here, or am it just you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:16, archived)
# It be damn hot Pedro :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:09, archived)
# wowsers! look at them all
happy b3taday you old beauty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:24, archived)
# Cheers Moley
:) \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:09, archived)
# yay !
i wanna build one of those :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:20, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:35, archived)
# I would fucking love that mini bus
I would in all seriousness
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:58, archived)
# want
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this on the internet and think it should win.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:11, archived)
# aww man, 4 aces but done by a straight flush, he must be gutted
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:16, archived)
# It's a very unlikely deal altogether.
I'm not even sure it's a real photograph.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:22, archived)
# quick and shit
but you get the idea


I fucking hate that man
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:19, archived)
# Not sure quite what is going on here.
Is he being pummelled from behind?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:22, archived)
# yeah it's really shit isn't it?
I'm having a fucky day

he's supposed to be noshing off the dog
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:46, archived)
# His aim is a bit off :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:52, archived)
# totally
you know when you get an idea and you want rid of it as quick as possible, you just wanna sick it out of your mind and then get on with the day?
this was one of those
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:11, archived)
# I don't get the idea at all. Soz.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:24, archived)
# no need to apologise
I apologise for being crap and fuelled by blind rage hatred
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:47, archived)
# Substitute a dog for a pig
(gijoel, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - IF ANIMALS HAD CARS

This week we're imagining a world where the entire animal kingdom drive cars.
Which species favours which manufacturer? What do animal boy racers look like? and does road rage end with one animal eating the other?
Tell us everything.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:43, archived)
# Pretty sure we voted for SIMPVISIBLE
Don't worry God, it doesn't look like anyone else is up yet so you've got time to put the correct compo up before anyone notices.

It can be our little secret.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:56, archived)
# Maybe so many people blocked him
We just couldn't go forward?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:06, archived)
# Are you there God? It's me, 2 can
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:02, archived)
# No cunt voted for that, you greasy pubed fucking simpleton.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:05, archived)
# poor fucker's gone senile
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:20, archived)
# Somebody needs to take him down the garden and finish him off quickly with a brick.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:49, archived)
# hooray, head swaps, but the twist is not just humuns oh no, putting an animals head on a human driving a car... this is gonna be one supper funny weak
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:28, archived)
# AHAHAHA A WALRUS/KITTEN/RHINO DRIVING A FORKLIFT AHAHAGAGAJSJSJAHAHA
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:48, archived)
# Well now it's too late and you just look like an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:34, archived)
# lest we forget, we're ALL animals
we're ALL animals
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] nailed it
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:48, archived)
# I like how the watermark looks spiral and shell shaped
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:40, archived)
# It's -17% transparent.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:55, archived)
# B3art Smipsno is not a meme
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:59, archived)
# if Bogrut Snipetoe is not a meme
What is Bolsum Santwcz?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:16, archived)
# Your nan's special.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:25, archived)
# My nan's special what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:29, archived)
# Her special. The thing she's known for down at the docks.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:30, archived)
# Ahh, her internationally recognised supply chain pipelining activity.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:56, archived)
# Yeah. If that's what you call a queue of dirty Greek sailors looking to snot one out between a colostomy bag and an umbilical hernia. Yeah.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 20:01, archived)
# Oh my! You're trying to turn me on!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 20:11, archived)
# There is no 'try'.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 20:17, archived)
# just ply?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 20:42, archived)
# i've added an invisible bart simpson to this picture i found on the internet. he's there in the background somewhere.

i like to imagine that that is homer simpons shoe and that the snail is saying doh.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 3:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:14, archived)
# Well, quite.
brelge mopsin
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:02, archived)
# I think he deleted it himself
b3ta.com/talk/7901492
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:04, archived)
# He's really doing a good job of pressing the right buttons mostly isn't he?
edit to add: A fine example that communicating with people internationally is substantially more complicated than just learning a fictional language like English.
edit2 to add: Also, I'm actually fictional.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:44, archived)
# I'm factional
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:48, archived)
# You cause angry factions?
Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:50, archived)
# All sounds remarkably familiar
"b3ta people bad people"
Dave Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:31, archived)
# Gosh. Talk?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:52, archived)
# Well this and the whole populol page make no fucking sense at all now.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:51, archived)
# Dleetings!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Wanky Wednesday


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(stuie86, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:09, archived)
# it's odd that hair actually fits better on a snail
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:39, archived)
#
that
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:56, archived)
# Titted Simpson
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:27, archived)
# The breats of Bordly Swopmun.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:28, archived)
# YUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:49, archived)
# Ooer Wass!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:24, archived)
# Now make his clothes invisible
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:29, archived)
# those can't be comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Lay your head on them -- they're really nice
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:54, archived)
# :D
I like the invisible Santa's Little Helper sat next to him/her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Oh
well spotted
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# ouch my back aches!
still I can wank away the pain now, cheers Jolly Jack!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:46, archived)
# Sucking on my titties like you wanted me...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:49, archived)
# Tinie Tempah's my favourite lyricist.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:27, archived)
# HAAAH :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:47, archived)
# I know that from a 2manydj's mix... what's it from?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:29, archived)
# Peaches, fuck the pain away.
ie the first result when you google that line
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:45, archived)
# Hey now. Don't talk to him like he's an idiot, you terrible talk bully.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:49, archived)
# hey, sometimes it's nice to ask a human you know?
like old school shit, like mano a mano. not mano a googlo

like I could ask you "Hey man, is that shit on the back of your shoe?"
and when you cock your leg up to check it out, I could say "oooh sailor"


and we'd all laugh


(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 22:42, archived)
# And I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:25, archived)
# It was all a misunderstanding, I touched a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 4:27, archived)
# Hello, B3ta. I'm back.

I miss the era where I would ask for suggestions of what to waste my afternoons drawing, and you chaps telling me to f**k off.
Work kinda got in the way.
In an attempt to return to the glorious past: what should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:24, archived)
# Fuck off.
simpsons with tits
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:25, archived)
# SIMPVISIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:31, archived)
# A huge throbbing bellend
A huge throbbing bellend
tits

welcome home JJ
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
# Donald Trump erotica
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
# upskirt scotsmen and women
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
# donald trump being held hostage by his wig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:43, archived)
# ^this^
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# I thought he already was
(gijoel, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:05, archived)
# Battlebunnies, page 50.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:56, archived)
# It's coming.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:58, archived)
# Phineas and Ferb with fictional invisible tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:04, archived)
# A tedious justification of cartoon child erotica with absolutely no jokes, please.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:08, archived)
# That's Moggy's shtick.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Ah right. I get the joke-free titty comics all mixed up. Apologies.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:24, archived)
# Eddie Large crying.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:13, archived)
# His tears so big.
Sid little cries big tears too.

What is going on, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:29, archived)
# yourself cry wanking
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:17, archived)
# Let's sexy time!
That's what.

Let's motherfucking sexy time.

Also anthropomorphic sexy newt girl who is bitchslapping an equally sexy frog girl.

In a sexy pond, while hot newt guys and hot frog guys place bets on the outcome.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:28, archived)
# your aquarotica fetish has taken a new turn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:36, archived)
# Just wait till the krill orgy starts.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:42, archived)
# somebody think of the shrimps!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# Shrimping shrimps?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:45, archived)
# you sicken me
keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:47, archived)
# It's cos I is classy gentlmins innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:53, archived)
# you is all class, bebeh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:54, archived)
# Ahhh yeah!
And with that, back to the poundland snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:21, archived)
# Bit of a coincidence
Do you have a follower on dA by the name of Tony by chance?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:51, archived)
# Possibly. I'm really terrible with names.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:26, archived)
# Draw
two squirrels fighting over the last acorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:18, archived)

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