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# is this still a thing?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Its definitely a thing
THHHHHIIIIIINNNNNG.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:33, archived)
# If not a little on the small side
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# If its small,
You're having a ball!
it'll probably do the job better
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:46, archived)
# Hi Tony
Where have you been?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:33, archived)
# Touching hot Venezuelan women. Oh yeah. Chicka chicka.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:35, archived)
# it's grrrrrrrrrr
rrrrout.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:40, archived)
# :D
Simpswaps
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:42, archived)
# Teeheehee.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:29, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:26, archived)
#
That actually raised a smile on my dry broken old face.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:55, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 23:28, archived)
# No
Faamily Guy stopped being funny 5 years ago
I say this as serious person
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:41, archived)
# Fictional
serious person?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:42, archived)
# No be lie
XD
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:55, archived)
# (FAKE)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 18:00, archived)
# Original sources:




Nice job man!.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:04, archived)
# Inspired in:
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 23:14, archived)
# who knows what those invisible hands are up to?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] and there was me thinking this was a modern trend :D



plus some of them ride bikes :D

(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:28, archived)
# cool feline
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:45, archived)
# I wonder if his leathers
have a big cat picture on the back?
Edit top pic: something, something, comedy car horn!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Rhino in a Renault....yay!...Fatcat in a Ford...wahey!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 0:33, archived)
# Saw this then made this.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:04, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:04, archived)
# Phwoar Rose Marie's sauce =)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:18, archived)
# That could be a real thing -- let me ring her up and ask
BRB
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:19, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:55, archived)
# new board sig?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 14:16, archived)
# Never!!!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 15:20, archived)
# ha ha
plane burger
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:13, archived)
# I ROR'ed
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:18, archived)
# vrrrrnnn.

What should I draw the'day?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:48, archived)
# Boris Johnson, doing or saying something sensible.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:53, archived)
# a cat with a moustache
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# Furry squits
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# An undeclared trumpet being confiscated at customs.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# the new ghostbusters trailer
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:56, archived)
# Is it online?


*watches*

...............aaaaaaaah, crap.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# which one is supposed to be Bill Murray?
and why didn't the logo have the ghost holding up 3 fingers?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:09, archived)
# 9/11
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:57, archived)
# The Houses of Parliament finally revealing itself as a giant Decepticon.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:57, archived)
# Squirrels with shits, fits and tits obv
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# THE BEEF CURTAINS
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# A mother Octopus
sitting in the cantena from star wars, having a drink
with barry manilow and those twins from the shining.
while a stripper strips to the octopuses children in the background.

at xmas.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# One of you video game breakdowns
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)
# Hillary Clinton
giving Donald Trump a rectal examination.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:01, archived)
# Ninj, trussed up and being slow-roasted over a massive quantity of candles.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:04, archived)
# magre simson with simpvisible tits
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:14, archived)
# Donald Trump, sourcing a more convincing replacement after losing his wig.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:27, archived)
# 2 tub girls one lemon goatse jarsquatter
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:47, archived)
# compo it!
Edinburg upkilt cam
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:47, archived)
# Donald Trump's face as he's beaten to the presidency by a woman.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:58, archived)
#
the presidency by a woman death
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:12, archived)
# I would pay to watch this^
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:14, archived)
# Draw me!
I'm actually made it onto today!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:34, archived)
# A short sharp blade through your lower abdomen.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:37, archived)
# a cornish pasty
lamenting its sad life on the baker's shelf, as all the cupcakes get sold
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] animals in cars? Poultry in motion!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:16, archived)
# Ha
What a cock!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:22, archived)
# off to ruin a hen party no doubt.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:26, archived)
# probs trying to pick up some chicks
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:10, archived)
# when a chicken's head is pointed right at you, the chicken isn't looking at you.
...sorry to disappoint
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:39, archived)
# Why did the chicken...
Oh.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] musta-bin-dun-yeah?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:28, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:40, archived)
# Bit early for pics of Clarkson's jowel movements :(
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:55, archived)
# Noon, then?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:20, archived)
# Barkson?
Nicely
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:17, archived)
# :D
Looks just like my boy!

(My dog not my son)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] nee naw nee naw nee naw
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:44, archived)
# Driving on the wrong side, I hope a copper pulls him over
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:02, archived)
# A two storey high car being driven by a panda
And you're only worried about the direction he's travelling?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:09, archived)
# Oh, I just assumed they were really small houses like they use for external shots in Corrie
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:12, archived)
# He's sitting on the wrong side too, I think this might be an American thing
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:13, archived)
# American Werepanda in London
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:43, archived)
# Nice action
"The police car is close Dougal, the houses are far away"
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:21, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:27, archived)
# The Promised Land really complements the Red Sea
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:38, archived)
# Jews done #00FFFF
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:23, archived)
# 9BB shorly
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:28, archived)
# That would of have had bin better yeah.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha... he's being TOAD away... hilarious.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:32, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:34, archived)
# ARF!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] great paint job unicorn, great paint job.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:47, archived)
# oof
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:49, archived)
# what will he do with the parking ticket?
ribbit up! oh dear
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] loads of headroom
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] makes sense
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:22, archived)
# wow a t33nag3r
well done.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:26, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:50, archived)
# crikey, happy b3rthday
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:28, archived)
# Cheers Toastie
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:50, archived)
# Happy candle day!

(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:38, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:51, archived)
# I hope they singe your bumhole.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:55, archived)
# Me too
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:05, archived)
# Happy Candles
HAs someone called the Fire Brigade?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:58, archived)
# Ta Freebs
:)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:05, archived)
# *Hands the pipe and slippers*
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:35, archived)
# Ooh thankee kindly, hope they fit!
\0/ :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:39, archived)
# happy birthday ya legend!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:57, archived)
# Ooh ta very muchly :)
\o/ :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:00, archived)
# Happy Candles mate!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:17, archived)
# WOO!
Cheers Q! :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:21, archived)
# Merry candles Ninj
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:51, archived)
# Cheers Hekim
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 13:54, archived)
# well suck my tits and nibble my testicles
congratulations old bean!

/relurks
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 13:07, archived)
# c kick!!!
Thanks :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 13:54, archived)
# WOAH!
Well done teenager ;)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 13:52, archived)
# Cheers me dears
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 13:54, archived)
# you is well old
congrats! :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:20, archived)
# Ta Smash!
\0/
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:27, archived)
# Congrats
I think you are legally old enough to buy a pet without your parents permission now :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:27, archived)
# Haha
:D thanks
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:28, archived)
# Merry candleness day
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:56, archived)
# Ta disco!
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 16:46, archived)
# always on fire
and today even more so
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:01, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:24, archived)
# iz it be hot in here, or am it just you?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:16, archived)
# It be damn hot Pedro :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:09, archived)
# wowsers! look at them all
happy b3taday you old beauty!
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:24, archived)
# Cheers Moley
:) \o/
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:09, archived)
# yay !
i wanna build one of those :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:20, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:35, archived)
# I would fucking love that mini bus
I would in all seriousness
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:58, archived)
# want
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this on the internet and think it should win.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:11, archived)
# aww man, 4 aces but done by a straight flush, he must be gutted
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:16, archived)
# It's a very unlikely deal altogether.
I'm not even sure it's a real photograph.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:22, archived)
# quick and shit
but you get the idea


I fucking hate that man
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:19, archived)
# Not sure quite what is going on here.
Is he being pummelled from behind?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:22, archived)
# yeah it's really shit isn't it?
I'm having a fucky day

he's supposed to be noshing off the dog
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:46, archived)
# His aim is a bit off :(
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:52, archived)
# totally
you know when you get an idea and you want rid of it as quick as possible, you just wanna sick it out of your mind and then get on with the day?
this was one of those
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:11, archived)
# I don't get the idea at all. Soz.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:24, archived)
# no need to apologise
I apologise for being crap and fuelled by blind rage hatred
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:47, archived)
# Substitute a dog for a pig
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - IF ANIMALS HAD CARS

This week we're imagining a world where the entire animal kingdom drive cars.
Which species favours which manufacturer? What do animal boy racers look like? and does road rage end with one animal eating the other?
Tell us everything.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:43, archived)
# Pretty sure we voted for SIMPVISIBLE
Don't worry God, it doesn't look like anyone else is up yet so you've got time to put the correct compo up before anyone notices.

It can be our little secret.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:56, archived)
# Maybe so many people blocked him
We just couldn't go forward?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 9:06, archived)
# Are you there God? It's me, 2 can
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:02, archived)
# No cunt voted for that, you greasy pubed fucking simpleton.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:05, archived)
# poor fucker's gone senile
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:20, archived)
# Somebody needs to take him down the garden and finish him off quickly with a brick.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:49, archived)
# hooray, head swaps, but the twist is not just humuns oh no, putting an animals head on a human driving a car... this is gonna be one supper funny weak
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:28, archived)
# AHAHAHA A WALRUS/KITTEN/RHINO DRIVING A FORKLIFT AHAHAGAGAJSJSJAHAHA
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:48, archived)
# Well now it's too late and you just look like an idiot
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:34, archived)
# lest we forget, we're ALL animals
we're ALL animals
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] nailed it
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:48, archived)
# I like how the watermark looks spiral and shell shaped
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:40, archived)
# It's -17% transparent.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:55, archived)
# B3art Smipsno is not a meme
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:59, archived)
# if Bogrut Snipetoe is not a meme
What is Bolsum Santwcz?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:16, archived)
# Your nan's special.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:25, archived)
# My nan's special what?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:29, archived)
# Her special. The thing she's known for down at the docks.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:30, archived)
# Ahh, her internationally recognised supply chain pipelining activity.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:56, archived)
# Yeah. If that's what you call a queue of dirty Greek sailors looking to snot one out between a colostomy bag and an umbilical hernia. Yeah.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 20:01, archived)
# Oh my! You're trying to turn me on!
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 20:11, archived)
# There is no 'try'.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 20:17, archived)
# just ply?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 20:42, archived)
# i've added an invisible bart simpson to this picture i found on the internet. he's there in the background somewhere.

i like to imagine that that is homer simpons shoe and that the snail is saying doh.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 3:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:14, archived)
# Well, quite.
brelge mopsin
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:02, archived)
# I think he deleted it himself
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:04, archived)
# He's really doing a good job of pressing the right buttons mostly isn't he?
edit to add: A fine example that communicating with people internationally is substantially more complicated than just learning a fictional language like English.
edit2 to add: Also, I'm actually fictional.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:44, archived)
# I'm factional
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:48, archived)
# You cause angry factions?
Oh my!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 7:50, archived)
# All sounds remarkably familiar
"b3ta people bad people"
Dave Moggy
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:31, archived)
# Gosh. Talk?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 15:52, archived)
# Well this and the whole populol page make no fucking sense at all now.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:51, archived)
# Dleetings!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Wanky Wednesday
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:09, archived)
# it's odd that hair actually fits better on a snail
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:39, archived)
#
that
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:43, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:56, archived)
# Titted Simpson
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:27, archived)
# The breats of Bordly Swopmun.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:28, archived)
# YUGE!
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:49, archived)
# Ooer Wass!
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 19:24, archived)
# Now make his clothes invisible
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:29, archived)
# those can't be comfortable
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Lay your head on them -- they're really nice
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:54, archived)
# :D
I like the invisible Santa's Little Helper sat next to him/her
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Oh
well spotted
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# ouch my back aches!
still I can wank away the pain now, cheers Jolly Jack!
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:46, archived)
# Sucking on my titties like you wanted me...
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:49, archived)
# Tinie Tempah's my favourite lyricist.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:27, archived)
# HAAAH :D
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:47, archived)
# I know that from a 2manydj's mix... what's it from?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:29, archived)
# Peaches, fuck the pain away.
ie the first result when you google that line
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:45, archived)
# Hey now. Don't talk to him like he's an idiot, you terrible talk bully.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:49, archived)
# hey, sometimes it's nice to ask a human you know?
like old school shit, like mano a mano. not mano a googlo

like I could ask you "Hey man, is that shit on the back of your shoe?"
and when you cock your leg up to check it out, I could say "oooh sailor"


and we'd all laugh


(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 22:42, archived)
# And I'm spent.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:25, archived)
# It was all a misunderstanding, I touched a woman.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 4:27, archived)
# Hello, B3ta. I'm back.

I miss the era where I would ask for suggestions of what to waste my afternoons drawing, and you chaps telling me to f**k off.
Work kinda got in the way.
In an attempt to return to the glorious past: what should I draw the'day?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:24, archived)
# Fuck off.
simpsons with tits
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:25, archived)
# SIMPVISIBLE
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:31, archived)
# A huge throbbing bellend
A huge throbbing bellend
tits

welcome home JJ
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
# Donald Trump erotica
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
# upskirt scotsmen and women
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
# donald trump being held hostage by his wig
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:43, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# I thought he already was
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:05, archived)
# Battlebunnies, page 50.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:56, archived)
# It's coming.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 15:58, archived)
# Phineas and Ferb with fictional invisible tits
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:04, archived)
# A tedious justification of cartoon child erotica with absolutely no jokes, please.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:08, archived)
# That's Moggy's shtick.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Ah right. I get the joke-free titty comics all mixed up. Apologies.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:24, archived)
# Eddie Large crying.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:13, archived)
# His tears so big.
Sid little cries big tears too.

What is going on, man.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:29, archived)
# yourself cry wanking
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:17, archived)
# Let's sexy time!
That's what.

Let's motherfucking sexy time.

Also anthropomorphic sexy newt girl who is bitchslapping an equally sexy frog girl.

In a sexy pond, while hot newt guys and hot frog guys place bets on the outcome.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:28, archived)
# your aquarotica fetish has taken a new turn
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:36, archived)
# Just wait till the krill orgy starts.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:42, archived)
# somebody think of the shrimps!
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# Shrimping shrimps?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:45, archived)
# you sicken me
keep it up
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:47, archived)
# It's cos I is classy gentlmins innit
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:53, archived)
# you is all class, bebeh
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 16:54, archived)
# Ahhh yeah!
And with that, back to the poundland snacks.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:21, archived)
# Bit of a coincidence
Do you have a follower on dA by the name of Tony by chance?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 17:51, archived)
# Possibly. I'm really terrible with names.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2016, 18:26, archived)
# Draw
two squirrels fighting over the last acorn.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 8:18, archived)

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