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(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:38, archived)
# Oh hell yes.

(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:41, archived)
# Oh, pissflaps.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:41, archived)
# XD
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 23:18, archived)
# Good evening, madam - perhaps you might let me buy you a drink?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:41, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:40, archived)
# Haha love the wheels :)

(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:41, archived)
# titwheels
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:54, archived)
# pneumaticbreasts™.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:28, archived)
# now that's got a ring to it
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:33, archived)
# /ac
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:22, archived)
# Oh, I thought it was a Bayformer
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:50, archived)
# stop everything we have a wooiinner
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:52, archived)
# Excellent wheels
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:28, archived)
# Smashing
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:54, archived)
# INSTANT WIN - fp now please
that cat looks so smug with his fresh trims
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:16, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 23:19, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] more of this nonsense........quite enjoying this mini pea-fest...beep beep
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:42, archived)
# Even more fucking Jolie.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:49, archived)
# Gary Oldperrier
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:24, archived)
# Read the FAQ n00b...
"b3ta members are not permitted to display advertising or sponsorship in public postings. This keeps us independent of commercial interests and ensures we can be run purely to serve the general public interest."
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:48, archived)
# *deletes mcdonalds gif*
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:56, archived)
# too late
MODS seen it
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:14, archived)
# 'Fred Cider' would have been better, just sayin'.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:56, archived)
# :)


Can't find invisible version I made of this pic :(
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:35, archived)
# This flamingoes pic is original pic of flamingoes pic
Not invizblz pic I made for hilarious
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:55, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:43, archived)
# Please hear my talk
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:37, archived)
# :(
Fictional invisible butt suimpon is visible flamingo I think?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:26, archived)
# Pink from eat shrimpson
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:36, archived)
# but Simpsons is yellow
so pink is photoman ipulations
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:20, archived)
# PRAWNSON BLUSH
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:26, archived)
# !!!!
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 1:54, archived)
# This reminds me of my grandmothers living room in the fucking 70's !!!!!
jusayin
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 9:56, archived)
# Full of flamingos?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 19:53, archived)
# It was her 'thing'
(, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:32, archived)
# If animals had cars,
flamingos would continue to be environmentally responsible?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:01, archived)
# The challenge should have been named 'if animals had transport'
'if animals had transport'
Invizblz snopsins
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:08, archived)
# but they already have transport.
legs, wings, tails, ion drives, butt trumpets
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:11, archived)
# But no Shatner's Bassoon
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:44, archived)
# My acquaintance's dog's got one
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:53, archived)
# Ken Dodd's Dad?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:25, archived)
# :D
Hahaha!

This is a brilliant and winsome inversion of that quintessentially
twenty-first-century genre, the b3ta post.

Rather than looking inward, mofaha
reaches
outwardβ€”to others, strangers, friends.

He turns introspective reflection into a resolutely collective
and communitarian experience.

His accumulated words
become forms of visual communication,
somewhere between ridiculous and pomposity,
conversation and agitprop:

lay off the cigars;
friends before posting time; i told you so;
life is short make it good.

The voice gathered here displays incredible wit, sincerity,
and generosity; we are lucky to be able to listen to him.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:04, archived)
# formatting ninja
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:16, archived)
# bro do you even <bro>
?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:18, archived)
# I don't even bro, bro
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:33, archived)
# your so bro you don't even
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:40, archived)
# Worse. Chat-up line. Ever.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 0:54, archived)
# Worst macarena ever.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:08, archived)
# 100% true
(not fake)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:21, archived)
# hqnk? i don't get it
i preferred their cover of ymca
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] invisib bnart sampsis - can front the page now yes (with none invisibl effect) ) :
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:37, archived)
# I never noticed that Daffy Duck wore a dog collar before
probs a nonce
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:05, archived)
# im not sure it is a dog collar, i believe hes one of those vatican approved kiddy fiddlers
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:23, archived)
# Ohhhh
VAKF
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:35, archived)
#

(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:55, archived)
# EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much,
EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, not so much, EXCITED, no... wait... dammit.. EXCITED EXCITED EXCITED...FFS Thanks Muchly Herman:D.. BI BI NOW :S
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:34, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:17, archived)
# l'avion gris est plus rapide que l'auto vert
just about all I recall from school French
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:49, archived)
# Salut mamie. Puis-je vous faire la levrette dans le cul?
All you ever need to know.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:24, archived)
# you're telling me it's canard
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:06, archived)
# one canardly tell
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:01, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEDRO?
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 1:52, archived)
# alright dom
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:39, archived)
# You are fan of the invisibility so, check my post:
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:00, archived)
# Ha
those eyes tho!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:08, archived)
# I want one
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:09, archived)
# You can't have one
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:12, archived)
# FML
:(
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:14, archived)
# Brilliant night drivers, apparently.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:35, archived)
# And good with heavy goods vehicles. They're long distance loris drivers.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 2:38, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:32, archived)
# those eyes! :D

(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:43, archived)
# I love this!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:51, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:10, archived)
# InvisiDuck?

(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 16:33, archived)
# Srs?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 16:36, archived)
# Fictional
for remove of duck
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:06, archived)
# Fictional fiction is fictional, I think.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:11, archived)
# True but...
(FAKE)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:34, archived)
# Disnae
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:11, archived)
# haha! awesome!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:13, archived)
#
:D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] apparently elephants can stay upright within minutes of being born
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 16:02, archived)
# Elephants are great. Is there anything they can't do?
Apart from "not leave footprints in the butter".
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:06, archived)
# Cor
gi
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 15:20, archived)
# yo, dawg!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 15:53, archived)
# that boxer in the back seat got his self some soul.. yessum!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 16:03, archived)
# They see me rolling...
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "I meant GREAT!"
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 13:45, archived)
# Hell yeah!
:D
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 15:38, archived)
# :D
I like this!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm Ronnie Twittering!!!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 11:01, archived)
# Twit twoo are you?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] It's like 6 years ago I KNEW this challenge was coming...
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 11:41, archived)
# Best of all the animals!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 12:42, archived)
# It's like bthreeta is in an increasingly desperate spiral of regurgitation and recycling like a tragic self-made human caterpillar.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 11:46, archived)
# Aren't we all, in a way, in an increasingly desperate spiral of regurgitation and recycling like a tragic self-made human caterpillar?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 13:32, archived)
# Your mum certainly is.
Her spit-lick-gargle act is fucking disgusting. And arousing.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 13:47, archived)
# Uncle 'Midnight' Colin was a brilliant teacher.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 14:28, archived)
# That's the whole internet, isn't it?
So few people actually make anything any more. I blame social media - credit seems to go to who finds something, not who actually makes it.

If it's a catepillar, it's one with those wasp eggs inside it.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 16:12, archived)
# Is it caterpillars that get freaky mushroom infestations? Or is that ants?
If I'm going to die of a freaky infestation I think I'd go for the mushroom instead of being eaten by a larval wasp.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 16:36, archived)
# That's politics.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:40, archived)
# where did you get that quote?
it's fab. so going on myspace
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] *checks mirrors*
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 12:15, archived)
# HAHA
Calm down Ronnie
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 13:44, archived)
# RONNIE PECKERING!!
(, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 13:14, archived)
# Hiyall!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 11:00, archived)
# If you squint you can pretend my shit threadwaste is replies to this. You're welcome.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 11:38, archived)
# Er... Windy Miller?
from Camberwick Green?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:08, archived)
# "Time flies by when you're the driver of a train" - or is that The Wombles?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:25, archived)
# Trumpton!!
If not, I'm sueing Google image search ;)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:57, archived)
# Morning, lesbians!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 9:27, archived)
# 'Moaning plebians' MORE LIKE
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 9:47, archived)
# /links is that way ampersandrarrowsemicolon
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 9:56, archived)
# &ltgb; MORE LIKE
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 9:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:27, archived)
# MASSIVE DICKS
Oh those dykes won't like that!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 9:49, archived)
# AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 9:52, archived)
# Classic.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 9:55, archived)
# gay me like you've never gayed me before
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 9:54, archived)
# With sensitivity and respect for your dignity? No thanks.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 10:04, archived)
# jealous
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's a pretty boy then?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:29, archived)
# Ronnie wants a cracker!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:34, archived)
# Who?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:52, archived)
# heh heh!
ronniepickering!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:58, archived)
# WHO?!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 22:53, archived)
# I'm gonna knock you out!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] S.P.G.!!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 0:06, archived)
# who?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 0:46, archived)
# RON NIE PICK ER ING
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 4:30, archived)
# Actually it's Special Patrol Group
which was Vyvyan's pet hamster in The Young Ones.
He was named after a special police unit in the UK in the 70s
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 4:33, archived)
# Correct, Sir!
However - it's also "Megaforce".

SPOILERZ; www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1NpZxn860M
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:34, archived)
#
[wife stares blankly into distance...]
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 1:13, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:56, archived)
# this tickles me in places
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:01, archived)
# What happened to the ostrich feather I gave you in Paris?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:05, archived)
# Kermit's not a toad. Kermit's on the road.
The faster you drive, you're chancing your fate. You won't be alive, but you'll be there less late.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:25, archived)
# There's a killer on the road, his brain is squirming like a toad. Take a long holiday, let the muppet play...
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 23:56, archived)
# WHY IS EVERYONE DOING ANIMALS IN CARS AND STUFF LIKE THAT WHAT HAVE I MISSED?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:32, archived)
# I don't want to try to explain.
It might turn into an argument, and we have the kids here.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:02, archived)
# They posted a new image thing but it was invisible and then they deleted it.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:10, archived)
# WHY IS EVERYTHING VISIBLE IN THIS PICTURE IT IS VERY POOR
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:33, archived)
# You just ain't looking, have a look, see
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] self conscious?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:22, archived)
# powered by chameleon eyes?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:25, archived)
# looks like one of Clay's retro space paintings
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:35, archived)
# Real Map Thursday is shite (Duluth Minnesota, USA -- for those who may be unfamiliar with the geography of this area)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha!
nice spot
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:43, archived)
# ouch
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:02, archived)
# Ha! My first thought too.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 22:29, archived)
# Haha yes!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 1:10, archived)
# Fucking shit elephant
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 15:18, archived)
# Moustache Cat

(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:14, archived)
# i like this
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:46, archived)
#

(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 18:42, archived)
# never forget the humanism
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 18:44, archived)
# That finger is ring finger.
YOU WRONG.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 18:49, archived)
# Michael Ellis will never be forgiven!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:48, archived)
# Dorian. Please hear my talk. In b3ta board, Thare are dead cat typing posts again and again. I think not good. That is animal cruelty. Definitely Blasphemy. I might be hate b3ta again.....
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:28, archived)
# oh my, ARF!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:03, archived)
# GAH! Are you TRYING to summon her?!
Why not just say her name 3 times while you're at it?!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:31, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 20:43, archived)
# oh wow
:D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:15, archived)
# Spiffing!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 18:35, archived)
#

(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 18:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 19:26, archived)
# I say!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 21:35, archived)
# Pip! Pip!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 0:11, archived)

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