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[challenge entry] Please allow me to introduce my shell, it's a Bash of wealth and taste...
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 19:00, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 19:04, archived)
# life was better then
pdp-11s hummed
all stars were still made in the usa
teletypes were teletypes
real men didn't need guis
tektronix 4014, because vectors

now it's all fucked up

it's all berners-lee's fault
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - GEEK ROCK

It's another week of rifling through record collections and messing with the covers. We're making them geeky this time,
which I think means redrawing them in Ascii, recreating them in Meccano, including scifi/fantasy reference or sticking a pair of thick rimmed glasses on them.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:50, archived)
# they don't need to burn him
he's ginger, just send him to the beach with no sunblock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:55, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 17:44, archived)
# That's NOT funny
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 18:30, archived)
# I hope you think that of all gingers.
*shows ginger pubes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 19:16, archived)
# Yep


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:22, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:54, archived)
# Blobby blobby?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 14:19, archived)
# That's pretty awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 18:31, archived)
# Excellent work!
*cough* acupuncture
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 14:25, archived)
# meh, I couldn't be bothered to make the head the right size, a spelling mistake isn't going to ruin it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 14:44, archived)
# It even fixes bad eyesight
It'll help you C more.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 15:53, archived)
# suddenly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Or
futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Seymour_Asses
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:50, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 14:27, archived)
# good choice of facial expression
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:29, archived)
# Noel Edmonds tour. Summer 2016
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:10, archived)
# leave bob alone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:20, archived)
# RIP :(
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:24, archived)
# Haha
Phil Spektor's looking rough
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:24, archived)
# Ross Noble Live Tour, 2038
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:00, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Fowl - Ducks and all their chickeny, swanny, pheasanty, turkeyey mates
Foul - Sporting misdemeanors, bad tackles, cheating and sports skullduggery
Fall - People taking a tumble is always funny
Geek rock - Nerd up album covers or bands, or shop en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_rock

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 7:44, archived)
# sex sleeves
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:13, archived)
# Geek Rock
(Although when I suggested that I meant make album art geeky rather than Photoshop Weezer specifically)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:16, archived)
# If I pick that choice,
can I use your actual reason for picking it rather than the description in that wiki article?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:23, archived)
# fixed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:24, archived)
# In that case,
I pick geek rock
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:25, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:32, archived)
# Ducks fouling Weird Al Yankovic and making him fall off stage
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:35, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:46, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:48, archived)
# REMAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:11, archived)
# Edmonds falls for the third time
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:24, archived)
# And lo, He did slow the ageing of the believer, brought calm where there was pain,
lifted their burdens of life and brought smiles to the tear-streaked faces of the downtrodden. But of all His miracles, His greatest was tackling the demon of cancer.

And when the non-believers did crucify him upon the cross of advertising standards, they wrote above him "iMRS" - "Noel of Ilford, King of Telly".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:32, archived)
# geek rock
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:34, archived)
# This is still ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:02, archived)
# it's not even meant as a joke
I think it's quite factual
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:06, archived)
# Fall
as in Fall Fashion
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:20, archived)
# DUX
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 14:58, archived)
# Ducks please
WTF I just voted!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 18:33, archived)
# Going the way of Icke me thinks...

(AdrianJ, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 0:08, archived)
# Give him a few months, he'll be pissing on shop windows and laying among the choc ices
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 1:00, archived)
# Excellent window licking there.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 6:26, archived)
# For any of you that are 'actively seeking employment'
or who 'work from home'

Edmonds is on This Morning, this morning where one hopes, he makes a cunt of himself.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:23, archived)
# Noted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:49, archived)
# haha, it all reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtdsXhXiEM
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:05, archived)
# Let's surprise daddy


Click for bigger (134 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:37, archived)
# The irony is that he's just this minute thinking about banging his kids.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:53, archived)
# He only offered a fiver!

click for the movie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Great video great link picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:10, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 2:06, archived)
# Nicely done vid.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:17, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:48, archived)
#
(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:10, archived)
# *hums Rolling Stones song*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:17, archived)
# I know, right?
I wouldn't get no satisfaction from it either
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:36, archived)
#
heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:36, archived)
# Lovin' this!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:50, archived)
# The only "issue" I had here was the sauce provided.
When attempting to place my order, I ran into a bit of a language barrier with the woman taking my order as I can speak zero Croatian and her English was very limited. I wasn't completely sure if the sauce in the promotional photo (look back at the top, below "hravaski okusi" - Croatian Flavours) was supposed to be a limited edition sauce for these potatoes as it didn't look like any of the standard McNugget sauces. I attempted to point to the photo on my phone, and after a few nods of agreement and some Croatian I couldn't understand, I ended up with 2 packages of mustard...which would have been the exact sauce I would have ordered if I had to pick from the standard range.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:52, archived)
# errrrrrrr
Ok
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:23, archived)
# He should have consulted DipAdvisor
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:32, archived)
# I wonder if the 'HR burger' is made of minced up ex-staff
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:44, archived)
# fp this plz
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:54, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:07, archived)
# Brexit Update...
(kasterborous, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 18:49, archived)
# Gove isn't even a good comic relief sidekick
Fan theory!

www.cracked.com/article_20382_5-fan-theories-about-cartoons-that-will-ruin-your-childhood_p2.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:19, archived)
# Hillary Trump
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:49, archived)
# and that's tonight's nightmare sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:54, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:01, archived)
# True horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:55, archived)
# Has the look of a 'Sex Doll'
...brought to life
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:02, archived)
# Axl Rose has had his hair done, I see
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:02, archived)
# haha! brilliant!
Bernie Cruz
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:22, archived)
# I'd vote for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:47, archived)
# "Donald Clinton" sounds like a really rather good bass player from a particularly funky band.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:46, archived)
# Trump. Clinton.
Trumpton.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:17, archived)
# Clump
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:04, archived)
# But why have you given it gordon brown's eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:20, archived)
# Imjustsayin
www.b3ta.com/board/11200178
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:24, archived)
# Goddamnit.
Didn't spot it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 18:17, archived)
# Banz for a year I'm afraid m8
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:34, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 3:55, archived)
# KITTIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:35, archived)
# Right now, he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:51, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 3:53, archived)
# £££££


Selling hope to the hopeless
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:49, archived)
# also promotes a natural looking beard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:51, archived)
# It's always been mahogany!
EDIT: Update
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:56, archived)
# Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:07, archived)
# I'm sensing some negative energy here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:43, archived)
# How much longer until it isn't distasteful to have gulf war re-enactments
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:35, archived)
# if the box can do all that, just imagine what the contents can do!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:04, archived)
# A somehow more believable alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:07, archived)
# he's an arrogant prick
but yeah, i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:16, archived)
# stark naked
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:04, archived)
# I like his username
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:12, archived)
# I've got the full picture of Noel's miracle box....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:18, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:49, archived)
# Where's the leaking fuel and discarded cigarette when you need them, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:55, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:35, archived)
# Brexit, confused or unsure?
I've managed to compress all the arguments from both sides into one image

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:16, archived)
# fucked if you do, fucked if you dont
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:42, archived)
# nicked and put on me facebook.
This sums it up too well!
(waxdart hello., Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:54, archived)
# Scylla and Charybdis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:00, archived)
# and that's put me off my lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:03, archived)
# Boris "The Bunny" Johnson
Never trust a white man with dreads
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 0:00, archived)
# Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 0:47, archived)
# matrix
Reloaded
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:28, archived)
# He should be fired into the sea
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:44, archived)
# RIS?
(gijoel, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 0:59, archived)
# Kiddie fiddler who used the 'dark web' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36458472
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 6:37, archived)
# timely 2007 challendge repost - Only nine years off.
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:01, archived)

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