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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 21:29, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 21:47, archived)
# haha brilliant!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Definitely real.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:08, archived)
# FAYKE!

no ladder
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, the background of my profile page
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:18, archived)
# All I see is a mad man with a pizza puller outer thingy
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 17:34, archived)
# That was a very large and unwieldy cutting board, thankyouverymuch
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 17:40, archived)
# At least I was half right!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 19:19, archived)
# *chases*
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 19:37, archived)
# or rather, you may be right
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Have a pea
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:28, archived)
# That's a rather large bag of chloroform
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:29, archived)
# Trivia break:
That dancing baby was popularized on the television program "Ally McBeal".
The actor portraying Ally was Calista Flockhart, the real life wife of Harrison Ford. Fun facts is fun.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 21:27, archived)
# *hums A-Team theme music*
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:47, archived)
# Haven't done one of these in a while.


About as Q&D as it gets
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:07, archived)
# =)
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] likely story
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 14:15, archived)
# why isn't it letting me answer?
I mean, my friend answer?
why won't it let my friend answer?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 14:17, archived)
# She's acutally a FBI agent called Dave
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Staying with album covers...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] woah jesus! cooool...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] and by night...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] nomnomnomnomnom
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 12:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:15, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:18, archived)
# Top Banana
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 18:37, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 8:04, archived)
[challenge entry] wait... wait! I did it!!!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 11:04, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 11:07, archived)
# that's the way!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 11:23, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:30, archived)
# Tabby Road
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Whatever
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:19, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:27, archived)
# dis is belly good!
/click
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:37, archived)
# heh!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:55, archived)
# Ha
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 13:59, archived)
# HUZZAH
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 15:15, archived)
# I am going to email this dancing baby thing to all of my friends on AOL!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 17:35, archived)
# make sure you put everyone in the CC line
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 19:38, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - GEOCITIES GIFS

It's another trip down computer memory lane this week. We're raiding an old geocities gif archive and giving the horrors/delights a new lease of life.
Turn them in to movie posters, album covers, mashups and memes.
Handy search tool here www.gifcities.org/?q=b3ta
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 8:26, archived)
# oh my, type in jesus in the search thingy
it's like being transported back in time
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 8:51, archived)
# WLCIMATF battle was always my fav
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 8:59, archived)
# how?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:12, archived)
# BREXIT MEANS BREXIT
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:15, archived)
# i didn't vote
does it still affect me?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:24, archived)
# yes i'm afraid so
but it's going to be ok *smooths Ya What's hair*

www.b3ta.com/links/Boris_Johnsons_greatest_speech
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:26, archived)
# that does...
that actually does help, thanks.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:29, archived)
# hmmmmm
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:16, archived)
# hmmmmmm
Frank Bough gives an identical result.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:47, archived)
# Sorry God I don't understand :(
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:36, archived)
# so we need to have a picture with a gif within it?
or take a frame of a 'famous' gif and import that into something?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:38, archived)
# Keeping with the spirit of dial-up, this challenge has a 40kb limit by the way
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:41, archived)
# Best track on Permanent Waves, etc etc
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:41, archived)
# i'm on a mac
don't think i can do what needs to be done, so i'll just sit and watch.
i can look after everyones coat if it helps?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:49, archived)
# It's just to
re-appropriate content found on www.gifcities.org.

Replacing some cutting edge modern graphics with something shit is probably the easiest angle to go for.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:19, archived)
# but they still gotta move and stuff?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:22, archived)
# yeah its good
i just aint got anything that'll let me do stuff like that.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:30, archived)
# stop typing coat monkey and fetch my cloak
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:31, archived)
# sorry sir yes sir right away sir
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:46, archived)
# I did it on a Mac...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:32, archived)
# Yay me!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:32, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:38, archived)
# Whatever works.
Bascially, it's just a new image source to plunder.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
I've used some of these gifs before...

(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:45, archived)
# I remember thinking I was the dogs bollocks with my geocites page....
Which like 99.99999999% of them just consisted of page after page of stolen gifs that would take an hour to download on dial up if they weren't in your cache...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 9:54, archived)
# I quite liked that even after my hosting fucked up and everything was lost
some of my gifs survived as avatars and things on strangers geocities sites
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 14:00, archived)
# It would appear that I cannot join in with this week's challenge :(
stop cheering you buggers
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 17:00, archived)
# Needs more howling coyote :)
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 17:36, archived)
# Have another...
Naughty to put 2 pics in 1 comp isn't it?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 23:19, archived)
# No it's not. We need the action! :D
Did you not see lustreboy's beloved mentalness? (look down)
WOO!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 0:20, archived)
# very sweet. have a click
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 4:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ok, so does this mean I've finally gone mentally ill?
so does this mean I've finally gone mentally ill?
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] pinching one off
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a harder stool to pass...
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on Son, get in there!
get in there!
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 14:43, archived)
# I really do have to go
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 14:43, archived)
# winegar strokes
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 14:44, archived)
# Oh Pedro...
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 15:08, archived)
# I'm rubbed raw
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:42, archived)
# PFFFttttttahahahahaha
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 1:10, archived)
# that works FAR too well
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 16:04, archived)
# doesn't it just?
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 16:20, archived)
# I wish to take a look at your Internet history!
If I may?
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 17:15, archived)
# any time brother
any time :D
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 20:59, archived)
# Why, Sir - this is a thing of MAHOOSIVE genius!! Nice one and that...
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 20:09, archived)
# ah good vibes mate
that's a nice thing to hear, cheers and all, hope all's well with you and yours :D
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 21:00, archived)
# I'm dying of Arse Limpets™ actually. Thanks for the reminder, you cunt.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 21:04, archived)
# Arse Limpets™?
I'm riddled with Sroffula 3000 (C)
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:31, archived)
# Nice, LOL!!
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 17:18, archived)
# What I want to know is
how come there is such an abundant source of bad pictures of her?
It almost spoils any photoshopping attempt. Almost.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 19:46, archived)
# shit loads mate
I've barely scratched the surface

I could do scores of them if it wasn't for the lack of mind bleach and the painful irresistible wanking marathons
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 21:02, archived)
# Also, this is very good
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 19:47, archived)
# thank you kindly :)
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 21:02, archived)
# Hahahaoh fuckahaha
were you 'frightened' by a dog as a child?
Oh wait...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 1:14, archived)
# thankfully not :D
Although do you count Thatcher as a dog?
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 11:22, archived)
# woo!

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 14:47, archived)
# haha good wooing :D
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 16:20, archived)
# yes. yes it does.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 15:51, archived)
# bugger...
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 16:20, archived)
# embrace the wrongness
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 16:28, archived)
# you just gotta eh?
there is true goodness in the wrongness if you search deep enough
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 21:03, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 15:52, archived)
# Love em all
Kinda!
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 17:10, archived)
# you find them repellent, but in a sexy way?
we all do brother, we all do :D
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 21:04, archived)
# *gets out a poo bag*
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 20:32, archived)
# is the toilet broken again?
tough call mate. make sure your aim is good when you try to cack it into the bag though eh? :D
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 21:05, archived)
# a few more leaked out
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:17, archived)
# Stop It! You know I don't like it when you do that. Just stop it
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and I'm spent
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:19, archived)
# MOOO
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:21, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 23:36, archived)
# This is my favourite!
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:53, archived)
# excellent choice brother :D
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 23:59, archived)
# Careful now.
Monkeys do have standards...
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I did done this one


Edit: kept it to under 400, but I apologise (as ever) for the size.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 14:33, archived)
# what a friendly looking fella
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 15:52, archived)
# And very very
Far away:)
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 16:35, archived)
# just put an extra width="450" or more inside the brackets to make him bigger
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 20:09, archived)
# That's what she said
etc.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:21, archived)
# Oh you're good
Thanks for that!)
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 13:13, archived)
#
i like it
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 0:23, archived)
# I like you
For liking that:)
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] In space no one can hear you Halloween
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 11:49, archived)
# just saw the original -79 Alien
and it simply washed away the taint of prometheus
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:30, archived)
# But at least Prometheus has a clean taint now!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 0:23, archived)
# Nice
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 14:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:22, archived)
# ha! indeed...
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:33, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Geocities gifs - Find new uses for all the old gifs www.gifcities.org/?q=b3ta
Minimalist album covers - simplify those unnecessarily busy record sleeves
Fireworks - Celebrate exploding things in your back garden day
Puppies - the smallest of the dogs

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 8:38, archived)
# B
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 8:40, archived)
# F
for filth
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 8:47, archived)
# b
obvs
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:03, archived)
# A
OBVS
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:11, archived)
# wait...
how have you made your letters all big? it's like you're shouting or something...?
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:15, archived)
# WAIT...
HOW HAVE YOU MADE YOUR LETTERS ALL SMALL? IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WHISPERING OR SOMETHING...?
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 10:00, archived)
# i'm not sure but I WOAH WHAT'S HAPPENED!!!!
ARGHH!!! LOOK HOW LOUD I CAN BE! ROARRRRRR!!!!
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 10:04, archived)
# Too loud

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 10:37, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 11:02, archived)
# this is a thing of beauty
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 19:50, archived)
# 1

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:23, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 10:01, archived)
# the second one down
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:02, archived)
#

a
ObVs
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:19, archived)
# aRe YoU oK?
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:29, archived)
#
y
e
a
h
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:38, archived)
# !wehp
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 13:00, archived)
# B
OR
2
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 13:04, archived)
# b or iii
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 15:52, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 16:38, archived)
# B or F
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 17:50, archived)
# F
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 19:33, archived)
# B
could be a good one
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 19:49, archived)
# Fireworks and can you hold my manhood whilst I piss, please? I need to sneeze. Probably.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 20:14, archived)
# A
please
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:47, archived)
# Puppies because puppies are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] "We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell."
(, Tue 1 Nov 2016, 22:16, archived)
# Welcome to beeter. Pull a kitten, chop up a share etc.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2016, 22:44, archived)
# It's scary cause it's true
Also top shoppage.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2016, 23:26, archived)
# FFS Don't give him ideas.
Welcome to B3ta.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 3:12, archived)
# Well, this proposal won’t solve inceldom but it will reduce the incel suffering and alleviate the symptoms of inceldom.
Many people criticize the solutions to inceldom we incels come up with because of human rights and bodily autonomy. I tried to come up with a solution that won’t infringe these things. A victimless band-aid solution that is probable. Incels should be employed in farms and should have intercourse with the farm animals. This way normies would get what they deserve for dooming us into inceldom. They would have to eat cum animals with incel seed in them or quit using farm products until the problem of inceldom is resolved. The ultimate humiliation. This way the incel suffering would be alleviated a little bit. Incels having intercourse with farm animals would be a good solution until a permanent solution for inceldom is implemented.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 6:44, archived)
# Is 'incel' still the politically correct replacement for 'loser creep from the quote-man-unquote-osphere'?
If so I already thought of a permanent solution. Quid each for some scissors and superglue up the pound shop, and if we're going to be fancy maybe a tenner for a flagon of IPA. Oh and a big jar of lollipops for the brave little soldiers.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 7:15, archived)
# "involuntary celibacy" apparently
I've been learning the lingo, apparently "KHV" is "Kissless Handholdless Virgin".
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:27, archived)
# Aye, it's a dire tongue.
Each generation invents its own form of failure, and ways to blame it on others.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:51, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta! Nice work.
It will probably get into the next newsletter. Due out 2019 at this rate.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 7:56, archived)
# nicely
welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave *



* you may leave
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:27, archived)
# Good stuff. NOW STICK AROUND, DAMN IT.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 20:15, archived)
# *applies glue*
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Pumpkin Killer!
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(, Tue 1 Nov 2016, 21:10, archived)
# very neat
(, Tue 1 Nov 2016, 23:13, archived)
# Ha! Truly the spirit of Hallowe'en right there!
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 7:57, archived)
# Qu'est-ce que c'est
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:44, archived)
# Nicely
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 19:51, archived)
# Approximately 83.4% better than "The Blair Witch Project".
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 20:15, archived)

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