we'll have done them all before the vote starts at this rate :)(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:08,
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Who'd have thought Brexit would bringnew life to all the old Tesco Value jokes! They are our blue passports.
That challenge could always be expanded to cover shopping in general if the food angle has run its course.
(That challenge could always be expanded to cover shopping in general if the food angle has run its course.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:21,
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Imma go to tesco and get some everyday value things with no actual ingredients in them.I'm traumatised by the everyday value museli.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 17:48,
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you're right to show alarmi'll be honest though, i'm confused as to where this conversation is heading
(
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:47,
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I believe Arthur Smith still tellshis "entered a Marathon" joke regardless.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:26,
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Found a special font matching algorithm
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 18:33,
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These are all terribleI love them!
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 20:59,
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HehehNot sure that a remake is any worse than a sequel - the Paris one was awful.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:06,
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The first things that sprang to mind about a modern remake is that there aren't any pubs or porno cinemas left.Whoever plays the nurse will have to commute to work - no way is she living in a swanky pad in central London - and the zoo kid would probably want twenty quid for his balloons, or the equivalent in euros, etc.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:27,
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A quick Google says thatthere is still the odd porn cinema around.
It might have to be renamed An American Werewolf in Huddersfield, though.
(It might have to be renamed An American Werewolf in Huddersfield, though.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:46,
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It would make more sense than the nearest hospital to Yorkshire being somewhere in London.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 16:15,
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who's the sinister looking fucker behind the lad in red? is he in the original pub pic?
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 18:12,
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Nope. He came free with the gastro pub background image.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 18:45,
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Just a plain old silly, cos the world might end this week. It's been lovely knowing you all. cos the world might end this week. It's been lovely knowing you all.
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 13:08,
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haha jesus, look down at your shoes and say sorry!
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 13:33,
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Shan't! Hahaha! HAHAHAHAHA!
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:00,
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this is incredibly silly
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 14:53,
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Would you expect anything else?
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 15:29,
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no. no i would not. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 15:46,
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This is good.I daresay there's not mushroom for improvement.
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 17:50,
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It had better all be a pre-Xmas publicity stunt or there'll be rioting in the streets and inflammatory tabloid headlines
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 13:37,
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Pluto.
I'm at work, can't be faffed with Photoshop. Please imagine it in your head (more cut backs).
(,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 16:04,
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I'm at work, can't be faffed with Photoshop. Please imagine it in your head (more cut backs).
DON'T PANIC! I have the solution...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 9:46,
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And it'll taste nicer cos you've put all that effort in
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 11:33,
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Bush was at least capable of forming an entire coherent sentence at times Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 11:20,
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Lovely, third is the best <3 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 23:01,
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I didn't think it was possible to add even more drama to that scene inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 8:30,
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The idea that she's being spammed by a long-dead population is pretty unnerving drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 8:58,
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It's only a small stepOne day, they're pointing and firing a pistol, the next it's Happy Fun Nigerian Prince Time :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 8:59,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Donald Trump"){kind=small}
make you look sharp for the ladies
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:21,
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VOTE EARLY!VOTE OFTEN!
KEEP VOTING
KEEP FUCKING VOTING
PUKE OUT AS MANY VOTES AS YOU CAN
MAKE THOSE FUCKERS SPEND THE NEXT 32 YEARS COUNTING VOTES
THEN VOTE SOME MORE
Then stop, as it's become quite silly.
(KEEP VOTING
KEEP FUCKING VOTING
PUKE OUT AS MANY VOTES AS YOU CAN
MAKE THOSE FUCKERS SPEND THE NEXT 32 YEARS COUNTING VOTES
THEN VOTE SOME MORE
Then stop, as it's become quite silly.
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 8 Nov 2016, 17:53,
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well he gets my vote!
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:02,
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yeah I love urban/ national/ international/ verbal/ physical/ gun violence :D
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:39,
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ah, old dicknose Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:52,
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that time Nigel Farage appeared in The Simpsons
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:12,
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Nicely DoneIt was this bit of South Park I thought of when I heard the news
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxoKjwudruw
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxoKjwudruw
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:00,
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Tesco Bank - Every Little Helps...Russian criminals presumably?
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:39,
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I'm impressed at her talking xiphoid process Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:11,
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the shouldn't have used those Tesco Value Internet Security Protocols
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:22,
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Customers are advised to buy one of these :
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:52,
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and these
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:58,
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pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhgdHyW8AAJqpv.jpg:large
Think I know why the DM printed a poppy on their front page.
To most people it means "remembering the people we lost in WW2" (and WW1).
To the DM, it means "remembering that we lost in WW2".
(Think I know why the DM printed a poppy on their front page.
To most people it means "remembering the people we lost in WW2" (and WW1).
To the DM, it means "remembering that we lost in WW2".
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 18:15,
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{:-)Many DM readers think* we still have a colonial empire.
*assume
(*assume
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 20:05,
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Too clever by half!The up arrow symbol is actually a ww2 SS division badge... just happened upon that fact wandering
(,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 22:13,
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The most evil 'This Way Up' label.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 22:17,
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Those naughty Nazis and their assimilation of mythology(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 1:04,
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Fuck off hippy.The British Empire was a force for GOOD. A force for LAW AND ORDER. A force for CIVILISATION.
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 1:09,
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nwot with apologies to lustreboy and pretty much everyone
bored seamless
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 1:19,
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haha I did that one too :D 
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:48,
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why would you do that? the more funnies the better, I don't own the idea or anything, get involved :D
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:03,
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okay, not really. I'm british donchalnow. it's what we do.
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:13,
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And this is why no-one wants to start a new thread. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:05,
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as my niece is here, i choose to believe that's a uvula ;) Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:03,
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the pubes would be much longer and greyer Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:38,
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You've given this some thought then.{;-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:53,
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i must admitseveral years ago, James May was a bit of a weird crush thing for me. fortunately, it wore off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:57,
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Due to the rubbing no doubt. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 20:12,
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Actually reminds me of Grace Jones Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:19,
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latest Iron Maiden album cover FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:55,
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ahah. ahahahahah.i am listening to can i play with madness right now and just thought how well this goes with it! :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:12,
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Ace, more of an early Sabbath fan myself.Although Bruce Dickinson is an awesomely talented person.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:59,
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nice! jealousmines a cheapy but want to upgrade soon
( R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 12:04,
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I want oneBut the price is what I pay for a second hand car !
(
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 13:01,
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I want onebut you need a very-difficult-to-obtain licence to fly one now.
sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=97&artikel=6554689
(sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=97&artikel=6554689
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 15:38,
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electric spiders! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 14:52,
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Always be together! Forever, in electric dreams! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 6 Nov 2016, 18:19,
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