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[challenge entry] quick and dirty!
goatse was too easy....
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:04, archived)
# Great film/

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] raspberry
 
(ozof, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 6:06, archived)
# Should help to 'Get You Up' in the morning.....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 18:42, archived)
# It worrys me
That it's del boy's milk
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:28, archived)
#
Took some filling I can tell you!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:34, archived)
# lovely jubblies ?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:40, archived)
# Severe dick chafing more like.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2017, 21:57, archived)
# best of all the vice presidents
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 22:11, archived)
# Pints of semen sold on Peckham Market.
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 22:38, archived)
# Freshly squeezed on Hampstead Heath.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2017, 23:02, archived)
# Oo-er, matron!
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 23:27, archived)
#

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 6:45, archived)
# looool
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?


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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:41, archived)
#
well, i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:07, archived)
# I may steal this
For a video mashup
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:29, archived)
# was going to do a kim jong un one of same thing
i have a pen.. i have a brother.. something something
but gifs with sound is beyond me

click
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:06, archived)
# G'night Hairy Melon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:51, archived)
# should be holding two magenta cocks
can someone do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:13, archived)
# I'm holding 1
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:30, archived)
# it might hold up in court
(you still work in a school, six?)
(ozof, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:43, archived)
# he knows fuck all, the clueless orange chimp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] You're right!


Edit.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Smashie, I couldn't agree more
He's a rampaging toddler having an endless tantrum, total fucksock!

Hope you're well?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Know your orange beasties...
(merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:12, archived)
# this post is offensive to flumps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:23, archived)
# Vladimir Pootlin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:35, archived)
# Poor Posie
She's never meant to be that orange
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 21:56, archived)
# run!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:05, archived)
# this was one of the first things i ever posted on here...
but what was YOURS?
no, not you... YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:08, archived)
# Can't remember, b3tards lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:33, archived)
# is it not in your 'my images' bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:33, archived)
# nah, we had to use b3tards and/or cr3ation
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:36, archived)
# so am i of the newer breed who has all their images to hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:37, archived)
# guess so.
I think my first image post was either Prince or Brandow
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:39, archived)
# i often get those two mixed up too...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:42, archived)
# I know
they look like sisters
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:42, archived)
# maybe it was this one
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:45, archived)
# i wonder how old he is now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:47, archived)
# Yeah
Some of the greatest, most epic threads and many FPs were ruined by the end of b3tards. See what is left of this most brilliant compo
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:59, archived)
# well that looks like we need to do it again
and rebuild the archives!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 15:03, archived)
# Damn b3tards, my first shops were hosted on MSN or some shit
This is the oldest file I have updated specifically for b3ta (that I still can find online). For a compo:


(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:39, archived)
# googly eyes FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:41, archived)
# wow, that IS old...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:42, archived)
# Iraq war politilols.2010. My first attempt to make an animated .gif in Gimp.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:57, archived)
# infotainment
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 15:04, archived)
# he looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 15:05, archived)
# love the disney tag
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 9:09, archived)
# Remember gayshift?


Click for bigger (108 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 8:32, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:26, archived)
# i approve of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] All yours, Matryoshka.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 13:53, archived)
# FAKE NEWS! The real story is who leaked this photo to the corrupt media!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Hannibal's eating my finger!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:30, archived)
# This made me do an actual LOL
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:33, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:29, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
80s vs 80s - Mash up two 80s things The Rubik's C5, Kylie and Jason etc
Hobbies - Do you like doing weird things in private? Show us.
The Met - Another open source library is available to play with www.metmuseum.org/art/collection
Word swap - Change the order of words in a film, tv, book or song title and photoshop the funny result.

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 20:00, archived)
# iii plz
(ozof, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 20:12, archived)
# Wars Star?
i'll take iii as well, good for a mush-up methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:14, archived)
# STRENGTH OF THE BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:18, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2017, 22:27, archived)
# belated the same to you m8
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 22:46, archived)
# yeah happy like 2 or 3 years worth of b3ta days to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 2:42, archived)
# Howdy, stranger
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 8:30, archived)
# Sword Wop
Because TOAP was is easy
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:43, archived)
# Cats ta
1 - can't remember much of it
B - NSFW
iii - Bit grey & drizzly here
F - Ehm
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:52, archived)
# Weird privates. Would you like this warm bag of piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:52, archived)
# you know God is into all sorty of weird shit, read the news in the last thousands of years?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 22:45, archived)
# 1 or 3 plz
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:13, archived)
# F
or birds with arms
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:28, archived)
# I vote F
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 0:19, archived)
# option b please
bob
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 2:41, archived)
# we've been worried sick about you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 4:25, archived)
# lesbians please brian
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 9:22, archived)
#
beesbeesbees.com/
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:22, archived)
# F please bob
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:29, archived)
# wun or F pliz and thanc
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:10, archived)
# Just checking iii and the majority of pics seem to be of objects.
Based on that, my vote goes to F.

EDIT: Just been trying to work out images for F, and not having much luck.
Forget what I said, I'm now voting for Option 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:29, archived)
# hmm
there's something oddly familiar about this election vote
(ozof, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:31, archived)
# F
uck
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 13:07, archived)
# hobbies
for obvious reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 15:10, archived)
# Ill have the A please Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 18:15, archived)
# Oh look, the French sent another gift
(I helped save b3ta! katzenfinch, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:43, archived)
# SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR A BLOODY THING!
i think he said blessed are the cheesemakers
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:54, archived)
# Stop typing in Capitol letters!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:01, archived)
# Needs moar embiggening.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 16:10, archived)
# yuge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:19, archived)
# I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO YELL MY REPLY TO THIS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 0:57, archived)
#
BIGGAR!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:21, archived)
# You could make a series of these :)
There's a monkey in the furious five that looks just the type to sniff his finger and fall off a branch.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:36, archived)
# we should eat pandas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:39, archived)
# I suspect you're thinking of those other cute black and white animals? You know, cows!
Much tastier I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 16:12, archived)
# They already make cola out of pandas
I understand Coca-Cola was originally "Cowca-cola" because the secret ingredient was extract of cow but they changed the recipe during the Great Cow Shortage of 1953. Red Bull rediscovered this recipe and started using extract of bull (taurine) in their formula.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:11, archived)
# nonononono
if we eat pandas, they become worth more money and some fucker will find a way to make them breed, thus saving the species.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:20, archived)
# Indeed. Like the dodo and the rather delicious Giant Turtle...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 18:01, archived)
# 'End battery panda farming...'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2017, 22:29, archived)
# This is hardly a sustainable model
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:19, archived)
# What would they test mascara on, if we ate all the pandas?
(Hemipygous, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:52, archived)
#
多喝点水!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:07, archived)
# The return of the Fucklift!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 7:41, archived)
# 'Kin YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:02, archived)
# huh, never noticed this before
(blackwater, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 13:23, archived)
# Then he meets Jack Ruby and becomes Rolls On Floor Bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 13:58, archived)
# ROFBMAO?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 14:57, archived)
# that's not Rofl Harris
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Feb 2017, 14:20, archived)
#
it means Ralph Lauren. kidzspeak innit? come on and get hip daddio.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 16:31, archived)
# Is that a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:52, archived)
# There must be some nut with a gun being brainwashed into doing similar shirley
Also where's the new compo vote?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Meow...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 12:29, archived)
# Ceiling cat is watching you, inmate
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 13:27, archived)
# Al Cat Raz
btw - excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 11:54, archived)
# Poor Edward :(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 12:41, archived)
# ahh
snowed-in
*groans*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Feb 2017, 12:44, archived)
# Oh bloody hell. I missed it completely!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 10:59, archived)
# we used to enjoy our trips to networkworld
but after that guy blew the whistle on their throttling policy and then that engineer was killed by a rogue packet... well, that's when we decided to join the campaign for unfiltered networks and transmission systems...
(ozof, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 12:15, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Feb 2017, 12:45, archived)
# haha! ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 16:30, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2017, 22:30, archived)
# That is awesome
You should post this EVERYWHERE
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 2:33, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 9:32, archived)
# pfft! :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:45, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 10:49, archived)

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