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[challenge entry] Literally years since I last entered.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 15:09, archived)
# TMI
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 16:45, archived)
# lolzz
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 16:58, archived)
# silo missiles?
farmonuclear payloads?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 20:04, archived)
# winnar
(, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Alienella
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Use The Farm Luke
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 14:24, archived)
# "We're caught in a tractor beam!"
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 14:57, archived)
# hehe
much better than mine
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] chicken lols
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :) Old one from the vaults...


(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 13:33, archived)
# :D
Darth Farmer could use his original west country accent too :P
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 13:41, archived)
# "'im were worryin' moi nerfs. Get orf moi Death Starrrrr."
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 16:26, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 14:19, archived)
# THIS!
This needs to be FP!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Farming was crap in Jakku!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] #faketoys - It seemed like the right thing to do...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 9:31, archived)
# Nice one!
I think HamCam played the UK like a fiddle on brexit. His actions all make sence if you concede that he was happy to sacrifice his PMship for the long term bullingdon goal of sticking it to Europe and the unwashed masses.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 9:43, archived)
# Another slice of awesome pie.
These are all so good.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 12:09, archived)
# Thanks
It helps that everyone is a bastard in a different way I suppose
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 12:14, archived)
#
I wonder if you could
3d print the bastards
head and make the 'lack
of action figure'.

a bit like this guy
Kickstarter Trump Troll doll
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 13:00, archived)
# Please do make them, it will sort fathers xmas present out.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 13:09, archived)
# But if I make them
then they aren't fake any more
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 13:50, archived)
#
they'd be alternative fakes obv
and they'd be the biggest sellers. yuge.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 20:24, archived)
# Lovely work
And great range of products :)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 1:45, archived)
# Is is the menu at KFC's?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 18:54, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Asparagu's
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 22:22, archived)
# Made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsnip's
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 0:04, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 0:14, archived)
# Captain, we've got a leek in the main containment area!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 9:49, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] "Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!"
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 10:31, archived)
# huh
it never did make it over after all
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 10:41, archived)
# Is that the moooon?
*gets coat*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 11:46, archived)
# No Bananas?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 18:27, archived)
#
Banana's
(, Thu 9 Mar 2017, 13:16, archived)
# Nicki Minaj bares her face at Paris fashion week
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 13:42, archived)
# Should I know who that is?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 14:40, archived)
# Google says she's been showing her left boob nearly naked in Paris.
It's a superb example of a boob.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 14:55, archived)
# Well I did put her name in the bloody title
But no. Not really
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 15:26, archived)
# just another hollywood tit
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 16:13, archived)
# Hollywood?
Ffs people
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 16:24, archived)
# i dunno, some bint famous for being famous
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 16:25, archived)
# Google says she had a hit single in 1989. When she was SEVEN.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:09, archived)
#

(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 20:37, archived)
# Some Gnops
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 21:52, archived)
# We'd all do that if we could.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 14:44, archived)
# Hopefully after Brexit when all the Sharia Lawyers get kicked out we can start showing bits of our bodies again without risk of beheading.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 14:46, archived)
# Worst episode of the Moomins.
{:-P
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 15:01, archived)
# they were all pretty shit, tbh
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 15:43, archived)
# Can't think of anything to say
Can't think of anything to say
soz m8
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 15:52, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 0:06, archived)
# I want to lick and suck her noses and give them playful little nibbles
ifyernowadimean
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 16:57, archived)
# Nasophile!
https://drmarkgriffiths.wordpress.com/2012/07/13/nose-no-bounds-a-beginners-guide-to-nasophilia/
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 17:44, archived)
# Filth
Can I watch?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:16, archived)
# Candles!!
HB3taDay, Now just post 178 more comments before midnight for the 10k Big Round Number!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 20:43, archived)
# Cover that ugly face! Have you no shame?!
Whoeveryouarenoideadontcareeither
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:13, archived)
# My god
Are you all in your 70's or something?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:16, archived)
# We don't sniff out douchebags,...that's all.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:19, archived)
# She's one of these rappers they have now, the rap singers. I don't know if you've seen them.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:23, archived)
# C+rap
Crap
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:31, archived)
# Yeah, alright, Stewart Lee.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 22:02, archived)
# It's a B3ta famine
no fucks left to give, running low on shits as well.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:23, archived)
# Froggy's got tons of shit...don't you worry about that.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:33, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Checked out a video on YT, now my eyes hurt from the colours.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:38, archived)
# Check out Ghost In The Shell trailer!
That's gonna be awesome!!!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:47, archived)
# You spelled Pedro wrong.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 19:39, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board11156063
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 20:02, archived)
# Worst link EVA
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 20:05, archived)
# i hate phones
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 20:10, archived)
# Rotary dial grandad?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 20:35, archived)
# Quantity is better than jokes or techniq
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 23:46, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 2:57, archived)
# alls the celebs is doing its
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?

Cheeky pearoast
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 12:54, archived)
# Why not
Why not indeed
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 15:53, archived)
# Candles!!!
Call the Fire Brigade!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 6:34, archived)
# #faketoys - the gift that keeps on giving...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 12:45, archived)
#
This lady's not for children under 3 years of age
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 12:51, archived)
# love the milk bottle
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 13:45, archived)
# *fears*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 14:59, archived)
# ^that
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 15:54, archived)
# Hex sealant ( mr burns voice)
More of these I want the whole set. Tony b liar next? Mugabe with weathers?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:18, archived)
# Jabba the Trump playset
With Kushner as Salacious Crumb, silently enabling him. And Ivanka as the green slave dancer.

Just an idea for your bastards, if it gets your thoughts going. A little bit too much like reality for my tastes.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Nice idea
I have a trump idea in mind already
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 22:02, archived)
# I might spin this up into a "Tzar Whores" line of merch...


Yeah no worries, I'm looking forward to your Trump. Iv'e got Bastard Nigel and Thatcher haunting my desktop background.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 22:20, archived)
# Ha ha
But surely he should be apricot coloured?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 9:32, archived)
# Quick, childish and probably bindun
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 10:53, archived)
# pfft..took me a minute
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 15:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 0:50, archived)
# That captures the style of
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 7:20, archived)
# O__o
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:15, archived)
# I didn't know Data was in that film
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 18:16, archived)
# Arts!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 9:18, archived)
# Shops too, but I had to use teh Force.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:18, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 9:41, archived)
#
...yay
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:20, archived)
# Shitsquatdumpface
jusayin XD
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 10:18, archived)
# You are the expert.
Can't argue with that.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] It's 2-for-1 on nasty racists tonight on #faketoys
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 22:25, archived)
# excellent value
considering what they typically cost us
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 22:33, archived)
# Once again you deliver Champange comedy.
Nice placement of the warning message.
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 23:06, archived)
# What she said
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 23:14, archived)
# Thank you very much
I had hoped to get round to DT tonight as well but got beaten by time
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 23:34, archived)
# NF \o/s :D
Ace accessories
You going to sell A2 A1 poster prints?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 10:14, archived)
# Would people buy posters? If so, yes.
I was thinking fridge magnets would be good.
But I'm open to suggestions.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 10:46, archived)
# Was my reaction looking at the big ones on your Tumbler page :)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 11:28, archived)
# ok
nice idea thanks
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 11:56, archived)
# Welcome
I'd be interested in an A1 Nasty NF if not too pricey
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 12:00, archived)
# That's big.
I will get stuck into merchandise as soon as I have the time.
Trouble is there are so many bloody bastards...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 12:46, archived)
# A2'll do I spose ;)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 16:00, archived)
# Is Alt-right Punchbag the Pepe pin badge edition...I'm not getting it if it isn't.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2017, 8:31, archived)
# On his way down.
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] space chooks?
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 21:35, archived)
# Bonus points if you got the prolapse from goatse.
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 22:05, archived)
# Thank you
*unzips*
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 22:09, archived)
# :D have a shit
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 0:44, archived)
# Poot, poot, poot, poot,...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 0:50, archived)
# what is not to like about this?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 2:24, archived)
# This should definitely help whoever
it was said they didn't understand the compo.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)
# =)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 10:20, archived)
# I hope I never see this again, ever.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 14:48, archived)
# It's like Eraserhead, but disturbing.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 22:43, archived)
#

(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 20:05, archived)
# Shouty manchild is shouty.
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 21:43, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 15:05, archived)
# Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 15:18, archived)
# Basic Plumbing and sewage disposal is part of Stormtrooper training according to the last film
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 15:20, archived)
# :D have a shit
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 17:29, archived)
# isn't he dead yet?
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 16:42, archived)
# is this one of those awkward moments
when you thought you'd locked the door...?
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 20:42, archived)
# No disintegration!
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Feeling sad? (tm)


just tape on a smile and send the Sadaway (c)
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 13:40, archived)
# tired old witch?

just tape on a smile and send the Sadaway (c)
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 13:41, archived)
# bitter old cnut?


Just tape on a smile and send the Sadaway (c)
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 13:42, archived)
# one more for luck :D
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 13:52, archived)
# Haha! Where do I order?
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 14:15, archived)
# just send me a hundred and fifty English Pounds
and I'll dispatch them forth with!
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 14:23, archived)
# I really need this
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 14:22, archived)
# when you smile on the outside
no one can hear your tears inside
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 14:23, archived)
# Poor Nigel, probably wondering what is love
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 14:57, archived)
# nah he's 99.999% convinced himself that it doesn't exist
(, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 15:29, archived)

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