barrel bomb your people from the air and gas them like you just don't caresaid gnip gnop, hip gnops, gnip gnop, hip...
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:50,
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i'm bored, so have a plumblebee
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:49,
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beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei like your bee
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:14,
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well he's wearing slightly less face paint than normal....
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:53,
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that's a terrible insult to Tim Curry Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:56,
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God I wish I had the power to make Tim Curry President.And then get him to do his address to congress in full Frankenfurter drag costume. I don't know what would be more satisfying, seeing the Ayn Rand fanboys face turn a shade of puce, or watching the moral majority types' heads explode.
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Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:06,
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that would be awesomecan you imagine the handover between him and trump?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:17,
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The night before President Curry's inauguration* scene interior of the President's bed chamber, and silk screen hangs over the bed, the President is shown in silhouette. There's a knock on the door, and silhouette of Melania Trump joins him on his bed.
Melania: Oh Donald, I'm so scared. Tim Curry will president tomorrow, and I'm afraid he might use his gay bomb on the good Christians of America.
Donald: Oh Melania, it's alright. I'll protect you and all the other God-fearing White Americans.
Melania: Oh Donald.
Donald leans forward and hugs Melania. They start to kiss passionately, when Donald accidentally knocks a wig off Melania.
Donald: Wait, what's this?
Cue Tim Curry's laughter.
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Mon 27 Mar 2017, 4:36,
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Melania: Oh Donald, I'm so scared. Tim Curry will president tomorrow, and I'm afraid he might use his gay bomb on the good Christians of America.
Donald: Oh Melania, it's alright. I'll protect you and all the other God-fearing White Americans.
Melania: Oh Donald.
Donald leans forward and hugs Melania. They start to kiss passionately, when Donald accidentally knocks a wig off Melania.
Donald: Wait, what's this?
Cue Tim Curry's laughter.
TrumpCare starts tomorrow!That's right folks, ignore the fake news writed by failing @reuters. They want it to look bad and voted down when it is so great and has been a huge success when places like London and places tried it. Sad!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:07,
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Least practical spy outfit ever. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:33,
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She's certainly not "under cover"
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:44,
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Long overdue b3ta christmas bash(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:41,
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I thought you said 'boobs'......carry on...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:56,
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Her devil's doorbells are cracking too.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:14,
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\o*ducks for cover* As a nine mill in the face is a bitch... as is she.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 8:14,
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I'd shoot my bullets up her LugerIYKWIM
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 11:25,
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Technically that would be bloody difficult.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:08,
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Dogs sniffing each others bums is their equivalent of reading the Daily MailTrufax
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:01,
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it's where they get their news fromalso it smells of Piers Morgan
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 26 Mar 2017, 7:57,
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i thought it was to see if it was theirsafter the great dog bottom swap
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Sat 25 Mar 2017, 20:42,
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Ross Kemp on a slant? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:04,
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i thought Trump was more the speaking shit that eating it typenot that i'm complaining, i'd love him to choke on Putin's nutty log
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:31,
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ha you got the order right! but i cant see kim
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 20:10,
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I just want to ram a pencil between the tracks for that "burning pencil" smell.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:45,
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If you do you might meet with some resistance Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:47,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Animal Toys"){kind=small}
Even men with steel hearts love to see...
/hmhb
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:38,
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this makes me think of wet weekends and kajagoogoo Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:12,
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Frankly I feel let down that you of all people can't distinguish between his childish scrawl, and my troubled genius.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:42,
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it must have taken ages to do all those dots in the background drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:43,
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Every single one I ever drew was the best one I ever drew mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:44,
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His tooting of the big truck horn and "I love trucks" badge isn't far off this masterpiece.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 24 Mar 2017, 17:53,
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...aaaaand they've pulled the 'healthcare' billWe're gonna need a bigger bag of quarters.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:00,
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I like it!But this bashing of the dear Mr Trump has to stop =(
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Thu 23 Mar 2017, 15:18,
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she's no dingo, but i like it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 15:38,
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I'm more concerned with its' erect nipples.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 24 Mar 2017, 0:51,
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What a great decadeThat blood splat is having a right laugh
( Q4nobody,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:57,
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That would look good on a t shirt. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 24 Mar 2017, 0:26,
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reminds me of a conversation many years ago with the local park keeperin which he told me he was always fishing dead hedgehogs out of the fish pond because teenage lads would hunt for them and see who could stand the furthest from the pond and throw the hedgehogs in :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:09,
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i suppose sobut i've always had a soft spot for hedgehogs
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:18,
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Vile little shits. *catches one*
*inserts dead hedgehog*
(*inserts dead hedgehog*
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:28,
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pretty much the way i felt at the time Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:49,
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This is lovely and that splattage is beautifulPoor meatball spider :(
( Q4nobody,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:55,
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it's been splatting for hoursyou'd have thought some would've dropped off by now...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:59,
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hahaStrong species, I heard they can survive a nuclear bomb
( Q4nobody,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:05,
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like, a spider sized one?or a people sized one?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 14:09,
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that's what a good spanking will do for yait says here.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 15:32,
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who needs constant electronic stimulation when there's...
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 11:09,
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Excellent workThis must exist somewhere, with Nemo as the ball?
( Q4nobody,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 13:47,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ANIMAL TOYS
This weeks challenge is animal toys, toys for animals, animal shaped toys or some Dr Moreau style mashup of the two.
Living, breathing, kangaroo space hoppers or just a hula hoop for cats
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 23 Mar 2017, 8:03,
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