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# "Hitler never used weapons, President Trump never said he'd grab them by the pussy, The White House is actually green..."
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:06, archived)
# hahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:52, archived)
# This I would see!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:13, archived)
# :D
I'd see this 2!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:30, archived)
# Very, very unnerving

Also, your post.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 0:39, archived)
# GJM
*delurk*
I think this may contravene the expected changes to MCC law 6.
*relurk*
(I helped save b3ta! Haggis, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:13, archived)
[challenge entry] yes, I put it in my calendar :)
for the occasion of my b3ta birthday, have a rushed compo entry:



and a bonus gif:


(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 0:03, archived)
# Well, erm...done? IT'S NOT WASTED TIME, YOU KNOW. WHATEVER THEY SAY.
Long may your erect waxy columns burn brightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 0:53, archived)
# needs more chrome
(ozof, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 2:31, archived)
# PROPER Lego, none of this cardboard Harry Potter shit
Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 6:19, archived)
# WITNESSS MEEEE!
(gijoel, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:06, archived)
# Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:21, archived)
# you're well old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:43, archived)
# Happy 15th
Ive been here the same amount of time.....pretty much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:30, archived)
# Sean Spicer is at it again

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:53, archived)
# MASSIVE hands
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:39, archived)
# Compensating for Trump.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:59, archived)
# We should all be compensated for Trump.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:14, archived)
# We should all Trump for the constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 0:54, archived)
# Orrrr Tiny head??!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:50, archived)
# Maybe he got confused
because the US has been re-categorising all the ones it's used.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:32, archived)
# I doubt he mentioned that Syria requested Russia's help. And that ISI and the USA are the uninvited.
Or that bombing them was a violation of the UN charter article 51. And that we have as much evidence for the gassing as we have that Russia stole the election from Hillary. But I digress.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] make me one with everything
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)
# Well there's my daily dose of wtf
(gijoel, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:28, archived)
# wheres the foam?
witches take finches?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:30, archived)
# Wobbly Tits Floating
(gijoel, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
What the actual chuffing fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:30, archived)
# you know how it is
your mind wanders and sometimes it ends up... well, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:35, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:01, archived)
# Would =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:12, archived)
# a thing of beauty
bonus face on the plate
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:26, archived)
# it's like an evil clown from 1978
to pick one at random
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:31, archived)
# mine do that when i run
(ozof, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:27, archived)
# probably best not to run then eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:45, archived)
# didn't say i didn't like it
(ozof, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:16, archived)
# ah ok, well then
yes ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:34, archived)
# Hot.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:21, archived)
# and almost sweaty
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:50, archived)
# yoo way!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:06, archived)
# these executive toys just get weirder and weirder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)
# that's brilliant and disturbing
warning: do not use that joke on the dalai lama, or any lama for that matter: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vmqIIZCjpg
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:52, archived)
#
That's some trippy shit ..
(vegablood, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:24, archived)
#
all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:43, archived)
#
yes.
again.
my hero
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:00, archived)
# is it one of those 1970s shows for kids?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:16, archived)
# Well, quite.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 20:44, archived)
# I approve of this strangeness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:01, archived)
# Lizzie Webb's looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:26, archived)
# There's only one thing I can say about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:41, archived)
# I was wondering what to have on the way home from the pub tonight...
...with chilli sauce, please...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Lolwut? Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:00, archived)
# Shoulda been FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:51, archived)
# this is making me ROCKHARD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 4:03, archived)
# His ass
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:13, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:26, archived)
# he's got a bangin' ass
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:53, archived)
# CAPTAIN ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:48, archived)
# Potato Switch

Because who doesn't want a potato dispensing light switch?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 21:23, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 21:41, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 21:45, archived)
# Do you also have a mains socket that dispenses chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 23:34, archived)
# I'm working on that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:33, archived)
# It fried the circuit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:19, archived)
# Will it be chips or jacket spuds?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:12, archived)
# Best of all types of switch.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:22, archived)
# That's just a bloke puking a spud when you prod his nose. YOU MONSTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:27, archived)
# Do they make them in carrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:46, archived)
# One potato, two potato, three potato, four
Five potato, six potato, seven potato, more
Eight potato, nine potato, ten potato, 11 potato, 12 potato, 13 potato, 14 potato, 15 potato, 16 potato, 17 potato, 18 potato, 19 potato, 20 potato, 21 potato, 22 potato, 23 potato, 24 potato, 25 potato, 26 potato, 27 potato, 28 potato, 29 potato, 30 potato, 31 potato, 32 potato, 33 potato, 34 potato, 35 potato, 36 potato, 37 potato, 38 potato, 39 potato, 40 potato, 41 potato, 42 potato, 43 potato, 44 potato, 45 potato, 46 potato, 47 potato, 48 potato, 49 potato, 50 potato, blimey they just won't stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 21:14, archived)
# Wow
That's some impressive commenting stamina. You've earned yourself a potato
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:49, archived)
# Spud-U-Light?
I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 12 Apr 2017, 21:23, archived)
# You win the comments section
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Is it a bird... Is it a plane... No, it's...


Click for bigger (313 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:29, archived)
#
Going up against Superkins in the Great British Fly Off!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:47, archived)
# Again with the thighs!
Your work is very strong in the quads area.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)
# thigh-de-thigh
probly
(ozof, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:18, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Misread the challenge I did...
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 Apr 2017, 17:46, archived)
# (=
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Apr 2017, 6:56, archived)
# with enough power to destroy an entire planet...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:24, archived)
# and will also put on a great fireworks display
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:31, archived)
# Nicely shopped that is
Thought Putin was Mads Mikkelsen for a mo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:45, archived)
# Is that Father Dougal McGuire next to Trump?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:55, archived)
# might as well be
(ozof, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:52, archived)
#
No, he's just far, far away.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:31, archived)
# Aaaaaarrrgggh
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 13:17, archived)
# :D
Beware the moon...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:21, archived)
# Bullshit! Mr Pax-man!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 12:06, archived)
# nice glasses on reflection :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:53, archived)
# i suppose
they would take some getting used to.
(ozof, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 5:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 2:01, archived)
# woo!
rich *white* people surely?
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:15, archived)
# EDL Update their logo...
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 1:13, archived)
# Fore!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:11, archived)
# Hate golf
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 9:21, archived)
# it's sexism, i tells ya!
where's Missy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:32, archived)
# :D like it
she's at the top!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:59, archived)
# so she is!
damn tiny TimeLady!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:19, archived)
# Quite hot today!!
Have an old joke...

...coz it's slow here!
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Mega Yoga!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Lizzie Webb's Thrust Position©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 22:19, archived)
# 8 years and still candling!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 16:32, archived)
# Merry candles
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 17:46, archived)
# alright LS11
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 19:08, archived)
# A classic flounce
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:15, archived)
# for some reason Putin is calling Boris a poodle

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:35, archived)
# *hops on bandwagon*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 19:50, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 20:21, archived)
# Body snatcher!!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Apr 2017, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:53, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:35, archived)
#
Ace
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 21:48, archived)
# Cuddly, would hire by the hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:16, archived)
# Not Ba-a-a-aaad!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:52, archived)
# Needs neutering
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 17:46, archived)
# Noddy Holder's ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 18:12, archived)
# bad acne scars!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 9:22, archived)
# :D
would make a great animated web-series :P
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Apr 2017, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] transcendence from above
(ozof, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 14:05, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 8 Apr 2017, 12:22, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 13:08, archived)
# Snap to grid is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 14:10, archived)
# *gets knitting needles out*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] BRING BACK FROGGY!!
Yoga position #265; "Teh Fucklift".

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 21:32, archived)
# Be a while yet
Q4 said he's fist deep up some bender in Amsterdam
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Also have some Elgrand yoga
RPSISGIU
Because I've been and gone done ordered one for myself
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 11:16, archived)
# You rotter!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:53, archived)
# IKR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 17:50, archived)
# ALL MODE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 18:12, archived)
# That it is
it is that
had one?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 18:39, archived)
# this is ace
(ozof, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 11:09, archived)
# There used to be a weirdo Merkin on here who was quite good at these
Once
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:39, archived)
# That's quite M C Escher
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 13:31, archived)
# *unlurks
Me likes
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 0:20, archived)
# the woo is strong with this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 13:06, archived)

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