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[challenge entry] I make the best children's books.



(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:54, archived)
# Featuring Mike Pence
As Rip the dog.
(Hagbard MacDougal, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:58, archived)
# BRING BACK KEVIN THE KITTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:02, archived)
#
I never read the final book in the series...

Kellyanne Lying Hat and the Flying Pig
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:33, archived)
# the pig went to visit David Dickhat
and regretted it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Get in lads!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:49, archived)
# utterly shit, but i had to get it out of my head. blame monkeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:39, archived)
# You're too harsh on yourself!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:48, archived)
# :D
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:51, archived)
# breadneck?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 14 Jul 2017, 20:15, archived)
# oui
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 8:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:24, archived)
# Two imprisoned for grooming
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:47, archived)
# is it wrong...
...that i wonder what he's going to do with the custard?
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:23, archived)
# Have a similar pea from eons ago

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Bastille Day Compo Entry
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:08, archived)
# vive madame la guillotine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:49, archived)
# très intelligent, m'sieur
though perhaps more doctrinal than political
(ozof, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:04, archived)
# Happy Bastille Day to revolting people everywhere
In other news, I sat on this image for so long waiting to use it in an argument I've been beaten to it on the Twitter...



C'est la vie I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:16, archived)
# TAKE BACK CAPS LOCK
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:25, archived)
# Masterful
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:51, archived)
# Haha :D
That's very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 21:54, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 0:45, archived)
# Looks like you're trying to argue in favour of remaining
Would you like help with throwing all rational argument to the wind, and resorting to insults and name-calling in an attempt to make your point?
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 11:19, archived)
# He has a point though.
I mean how stupid would you have to be to believe that Corbyn wanted us to remain when his plans for nationalisation of key industries are against EU regulations? Or when he said that the EU was anti-democratic, but then whips his MPs to vote with the government? Or when he rabbits on about the best possible deal he avoids the whole question of the single market and immigration? Or that he was going to wipe out student debt, but this funnily enough has become "an ambition" now?

It's almost as though all politicians lie, all the time. Yet it's the voters fault.
(plankton, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:28, archived)
# The cartoons that are front paged
When all you've got left is, "You're stupid1"
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 22:41, archived)
# Vive La France!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:41, archived)
# Le singe araignée a mon argent
*clique* très bien
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] In case of distraction, press button.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:47, archived)
# he always blows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:06, archived)
# never thought of this as a kids story at all
even reading it as a kid
(ozof, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:58, archived)
# see also watership down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:22, archived)
# Nicely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:40, archived)
# A Rob Manuel 'manual' if you will...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:25, archived)
# I need to buy that for my mother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:28, archived)
# A fan of Rob, is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:31, archived)
# She does enjoy a gingernut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:34, archived)
# "And here goes the spunk"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:36, archived)
# That jumper looks frightfully itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:59, archived)
# made with the finest belly button fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:00, archived)
# From an Orangutan?
My belly button fluff is always blue, no matter colour I wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:31, archived)
# it's been so long since i had a belly button, i've forgotten what the fluff looked like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Industrial Action...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:06, archived)
# :D splendid!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:08, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:22, archived)
# haha! top swears
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:26, archived)
# ^
(ozof, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:37, archived)
# +1
A well placed and proportionate swear.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:21, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:26, archived)
# Ha ha, great!
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:03, archived)
# An excuse to drag out this oldie
b3ta.com/board/10587834
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 23:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Bosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:41, archived)
# Someones been sitting in MY chair!
Oh sorry, thought you were Theresa :P
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] They sent us Farrage, He was too annoying.



(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:29, archived)
# My son's favorite.
Some animals need to be in a cage.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Badger!!!


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(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:16, archived)
# Just don't show Brian May.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:10, archived)
#
(javpanda, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 8:22, archived)
# Edited for the American market.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] It's actually a sequel and a prequel


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(LokiMD, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:27, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Jul 2017, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you beat the President at his own childish game?

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:04, archived)
# :D very clever!
(ozof, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:08, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:10, archived)
# Minus 8 points, lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Still got this, somewhere, except it was called 'Raving Bonkers' in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:19, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:39, archived)
#
Hehehe well done.
(loci, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:52, archived)
# God!! That takes me back!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 23:02, archived)
# That's knockout!
*click* *click* *covfefe* it'll be best seller Xmas 2017
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:00, archived)
# Wow wonderful
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] what did you do in the brexit daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:57, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:20, archived)
# "Shat myself, Son".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:32, archived)
# you fought in the brexit?
Yes. I was once a European, the same as your father.
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] "Bear with me", said Piglet.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:16, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:20, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:40, archived)
# WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:02, archived)
# toap
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 18:14, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 18:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:20, archived)
# The owls are not what they seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 21:22, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry Roger...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 17:39, archived)
#
"Sad".

Still, will be plenty of crowds out to "welcome" the trumpistanian head of state.
(I_love_rachelswipe, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:24, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Don Jr & Eric.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:56, archived)
# YAY!!
:) \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 15:57, archived)
# spot on
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:14, archived)
# oh fuck, the eyes on the second one
like the master in salem's lot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:15, archived)
# If you had asked me who was the older brother, I would have said Eric
by about 8000 years. He looks like Peter from What We Do In The Shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:33, archived)
# definitely an undead
think the other one is just a braindead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:48, archived)
# maze balls
great work - frightening
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:28, archived)
# Really good work.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:46, archived)
# Wondefully, creepily, vacantly accurate :)
like lots. click.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 13 Jul 2017, 16:56, archived)
# Art!
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 17:04, archived)
# cor!
(ozof, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 22:00, archived)
# Nailed it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 0:50, archived)
# AKA
Uday and Qusay

or

Sonny and Fredo

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 2:14, archived)

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