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# Close encounters

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:59, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:25, archived)
# The lizard has landed!
Get out the tinfoil.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm....grrrreat
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 9:09, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MPs' Portraits

A delightful gallery of MPs' portraits has just been released beta.parliament.uk/mps would be a shame if anything happened to them..
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 8:27, archived)
# there's some weird poses going on
when you look at the full length versions
(horrid, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Manic Miner
(nraphael, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 5:33, archived)
[challenge entry] *Smash*

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 20:58, archived)
# Fantastic
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:51, archived)
# He doesn't like 'em hot
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:46, archived)
# He never learns.
EDIT: Never did like this pic. A repost was unwise.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:53, archived)
# Haha!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 17:09, archived)
# More brown than black & white...
I guess the dog poo evolution also affected postmen...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 19:25, archived)
# Postnaan Splats.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 20:32, archived)
#
In the early morning... his arsehole is yawning.. he cleans up the bot spray in his pan...
(ohidunno, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 17:49, archived)
# Bravo!
/that's an earworm I'll having trouble getting rid of
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 20:51, archived)
# Quick n Dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 19:29, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 21:01, archived)
# There is noting wrong with this post at all
Truly a great time to be alive!
(Owly Woah mama, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 21:01, archived)
# *wishes he had the skills to do Post-Nam Pat*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 21:54, archived)
# bindun
www.b3ta.com/board/10834330
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Single player only

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:26, archived)
# It definitely seems to be working.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Giant tortoise, I choose you!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 10:32, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 10:59, archived)
# Tip top!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:15, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:17, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:26, archived)
# Ha²
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:24, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 15:45, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing... a rude word...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 10:02, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 10:59, archived)
# Very !#?@!#?# good.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:13, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
MPs official portraits - Mess with beta.parliament.uk/mps
Secret life of musicians - What do your favourite pop stars do when they're not making music, do they have other jobs or weird hobbies?
Bad sequels - Minus points for simply saying "Star Wars lol"
Opposite Products - Take an existing product and design a product that does the opposite. Like Mr Mantlepies' drain blocker

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:21, archived)
# 1 or iii please
(gijoel, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:50, archived)
# number 1
there's not been enough politics lately
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:12, archived)
# Yes I think 1 is a good 'un
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:20, archived)
# Iii please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:50, archived)
# bad sequel to l ftw
(ozof, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:55, archived)
# I watch some dreadful films
Bad sequels would be right up my boulevard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 10:02, archived)
# I choose 1 because
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Too easy for our clown ! Oh well, In for a penny......
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Welwyn Hatfield's local chameleon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 15:24, archived)
# 1, please, because I need a number one. IN MY PANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 15:59, archived)
# I like iii
it looks like 3 happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] They've been reading too much into those hieroglyphs
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 0:16, archived)
# If an idea's worth doing it's worth doing badly that's what I always say...
I was going to have him eat the whole wall but it was too much effort
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ikr?
(ozof, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:20, archived)
# This just floated into my head a hour ago..
Chethulu image swiped from a fine artist Jason Juta.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 23:42, archived)
# ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Caerdydd
"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits, dreaming of a ferry to Cardiff"
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 0:04, archived)
# Something about massive penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 0:08, archived)
# The sequel to "There's Something About Mary" never quite took off in the same way.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 0:32, archived)
# My hovercraft is full Shoggoths!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Splash
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 22:55, archived)
# FP bound surely
Good one Monkeon. Loving this competition, btw
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 23:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:35, archived)
# Haha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Must Have Been One Of The First?
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 20:59, archived)
# You try getting two Blue Whales on that thing. Impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 21:28, archived)
# Amazing to think that with the primitive technologies and materials of the time Noah was still able to construct billions of self-contained environments
with differing temperature, humidity and atmospheric density to accomodate all the less-adaptable lifeforms.

Also, God just magicked up the anteaters' breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 21:37, archived)
# An anteater can survive for seven years on a single ant due to its hump, ACKSHIRLEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:33, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] The fake is a lie.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh my! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)
# I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramucci, Scaramucci, can you get the fuck out-oh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:06, archived)
# i wish he'd shut his portal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:15, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] That's rather super..
Also I found some pearoasts from when I used to get more involved.






(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 19:18, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 20:21, archived)
# Pfffritzl
(Hemipygous, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 20:35, archived)
# this is confusing
(ozof, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 5:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bigly mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:49, archived)
# Oh come on
Sideshow Bob has more sense than to befriend him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:00, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] In ancient times, Hundreds of years before the dawn of history...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:47, archived)
# Fuck the napkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:51, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:08, archived)
# Hengetris
Makes perfect sense :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:18, archived)
# DOBLY™??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 20:22, archived)
# That's a bit good!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:35, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:51, archived)
# haha
(ozof, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:52, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 15:53, archived)

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