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# classic misdirection..
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:24, archived)
# And hiding his delight with his tie...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 21:29, archived)
# poor daisy steiner
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Grey and grey and black and grey. Black and grey and black. I can moan a rainbow, moan a rainbow, moan a rainbow too...
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to love Police Academy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:26, archived)
# now show melania's view from under the podium
on second thoughts, don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)
# What Melania see's (most nights).
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:24, archived)
# Budget 2017 *Includes free suitcase to pack up our children's future hopes and dreams.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:42, archived)
# :)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:54, archived)
# This is nicely done
Not the budget obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 0:19, archived)
# Nom Nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 11:41, archived)
# Rat, Badger and Toad aren't looking too well...
+Click (taxed at source).
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:02, archived)
# Bob Mortimer looks...tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:25, archived)
# He was quite ill recently I believe
:(
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 10:12, archived)
# Who has three hearts anyways?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] (from 101 chihuahuas)
(ozof, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:52, archived)
# oooo, what's my crime?!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:19, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
New posters for public transport - Do not make eye contact etc
Computer Game movies - They're doing Rampage, what others should the do?
Unlikley Biopics - Big Screen Hollywood stories of lesser known celebs. Johnny Depp as Keith Harris etc
Affordable versions of things - Budget iPhoneX and shed built Ferraris

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:12, archived)
# B, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:29, archived)
# Horace!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 19:15, archived)
# Spiffy
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 0:20, archived)
# iii please
(gijoel, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:54, archived)
# B or C
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:58, archived)
# Computer game movies
please God
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:41, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:05, archived)
# When you have nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:15, archived)
#
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
# Nice hat!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:18, archived)
# feel nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 19:08, archived)
# B), please.
Also, is air drying better than wiping?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:29, archived)
# B!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:03, archived)
# Affordable biopics about public transport game characters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:19, archived)
# B
c=======B
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 23:43, archived)
# consonant please, plain and simple
(ozof, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 4:58, archived)
# Goddamn, that's a pretty fuckin' good budget.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 8:22, archived)
# We happy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 9:32, archived)
# *hums 'Glory Days'*


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 3:04, archived)
# That is one funny looking cat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 5:27, archived)
# wOOf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 6:18, archived)
# seeing ear dogs for the bleaf
(ozof, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 6:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 7:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 22:56, archived)
# Eye see what you did there...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:57, archived)
# Pea...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 21:11, archived)
# Somone goofed on yahoo.
I find it moderately interesting to see how they work.



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(chulk, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 0:52, archived)
# WhatsApp is so yesterday, all the cool kids are communicating via mouseover now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 1:43, archived)
# Wait, Yahoo's still a thing?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 22 Nov 2017, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "I AM 'AVIN A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG...".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 19:23, archived)
# :-(


www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42067506
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:57, archived)
# Didn't realise he was in Jabberwocky. Cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:00, archived)
# Fake Bewes. Sad!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:27, archived)
# Good work, some great roles, and outstanding on the screen.
RIP, we will never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:13, archived)
# With 2017 nearly over, the Reaper seems to have realized there's catching up to do.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody Greenies



(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:42, archived)
# "The Green Ones" were one the best 80s Goth bands. From Hull, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:45, archived)
# I love the green ones!
Send them over here.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 18:31, archived)
# bit racist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:01, archived)
# Oumuamua

Link to science bit
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:24, archived)
# There are two types of sci-fi fans in the world -
One type is comparing this to Rendezvous with Rama. The other type is comparing this to Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home.

If it starts braking and turning I'mma gonna shit meself. But I am glad we've still got humpback whales...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:28, archived)
#
As long as it's not a frakin' Transformer, I don't mind...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:34, archived)
# Star Trek IV is wonderfully silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 14:13, archived)
# Silent Running?
What about those comparing it to Silent Running?
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)
#
They're just weird
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:18, archived)
# I'm a Dark Star fan and I'm more normal THAN normal, thankyou VERY much.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:48, archived)
# Does it have a hideous musical interlude then?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:53, archived)
# Haha...
one of my favourite Sci-Fi films, but that soundtrack...!

I saw 65daysofstatic do a live rescoring a few years ago, which was a vast improvement...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:15, archived)
# I want a Banana Splits buggy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 23:00, archived)
# Transformers are one tenth better than Metal Mickey. There have been scientific studies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:46, archived)
# Please hit us... please hit us... please hit us...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:28, archived)
# "Metal Bumblebee Magic©......IT'S THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:47, archived)
# watch it paint a crudely drawn x!ng before it exits the solar system
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:55, archived)
# Oumanomanom?
Sorry, I was comparing it to Pedigree Dentastix...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 16:55, archived)
# *raises hand*
Rama person reporting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:02, archived)
# Let there be light.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 21:29, archived)
# Clash of The Tight Ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:25, archived)
# everything she looks at turns to shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:44, archived)
# Do you know what a Shitdusa is Randy?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:29, archived)
# I don't know what else you'd expect to see when the electorate has purposely flushed their country down the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:27, archived)
# A wild Maydusa appears
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:42, archived)
# She's so poor she can't afford a proper voice chip.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:49, archived)
# same old s'tories
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:35, archived)
# Pre-budget image rush!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:25, archived)
# Beat you to it.
I've never fucked any rich person.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:28, archived)
# What about those shares in the Trans-Atlantic Bridge© you keep selling?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:37, archived)
# Live-streaming online predator hunters from a galaxy far, far away ...


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(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 7:41, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:10, archived)
# Hey this picture has shrunk
And completely changed also
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Searching Pianists... Forehead Match Found... Headswap in Progess
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Bargain
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:20, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 22:44, archived)
# The actor Kevin Eldon?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:41, archived)
# He does a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:58, archived)
# "you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall..."
but it's easy target practice.


yes, yes, puerile I know :-)
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:15, archived)
# I like this

for I am puerile
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:52, archived)
# It looks like tits
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:31, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm......I disagree. I think they're more "breast-y".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 20:14, archived)

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