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# Template for your editing pleasure
(JauntyArt, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:24, archived)
# I made this with it:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:31, archived)
# woo yay houpla sirrah
(97800, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:35, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:48, archived)
# A classic!
(JauntyArt, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:17, archived)
# Will it work with any raster based graphics editing software?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:41, archived)
# Jah love
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:47, archived)
# Oh it's my birthday soon
(97800, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:50, archived)
# Gee, thanks a LOT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:14, archived)
# No really, I mean, this is my grateful face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:15, archived)
# But it looks just the same as your "oh" face
(97800, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:26, archived)
# which is also my sex face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/ownupgrownups/post2458931
(97800, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:45, archived)
# look, now it's my surprised face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:59, archived)
# that grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jan 2019, 12:45, archived)
# Quantum white space party.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:26, archived)
# You don't know whether a picture has been added or not until you refresh. Until then the post exists in both states.
(97800, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:35, archived)
# Spooky
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:37, archived)
# Please don't use b3ta as an outlet for racism, or your posts will be deleted and your account banned.
(97800, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:39, archived)
# Fun!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody doors etc, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:08, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:43, archived)
# Also rejected: "Coventry Sewer Escape".
www.coventrytelegraph.net/incoming/gallery/look-filming-italian-job-coventry-10133405
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:15, archived)
# This is a better title!
Oh, no wait. I just saw the bit about Benny Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 7 Jan 2019, 15:42, archived)
# Haha nonchalant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 16:05, archived)
# Is he dead?
*checks the news*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 16:53, archived)
# Only from the neck up.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 7 Jan 2019, 16:53, archived)
# Apparently, that doesn't count any more these days
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 16:57, archived)
# Getting in some practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:44, archived)
# He looks happy there, I don't think he's happy any more
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:53, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 21:49, archived)
#
Is this the infamous piss tape?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The future is bright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 13:35, archived)
# haha, the world cameraman is great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 13:41, archived)
# Crystal Palace training ground, this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] In awe at the size of this lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Melangies B and C.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 13:31, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 13:39, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 13:41, archived)
# YES.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 14:47, archived)
# YES!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 7 Jan 2019, 14:48, archived)
# Clever stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 15:41, archived)
# Haha arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 16:52, archived)
# :)
(97800, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:55, archived)
#
++
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] A true who dunnit!
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 12:50, archived)
# They're both enjoyable, but the original definitely takes the crown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 13:38, archived)
# I keep promising myself to watch it, and failing.
Is it on anywhere, like Primeflix?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 20:07, archived)
# Do you even BT, bro?
torrentz2.
eu/
search?
f=infernal+affairs

Original is faaar superior...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 20:59, archived)
# yes!
all three Infernal Affairs films are on Netflix UK. No excuses now.
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Tue 8 Jan 2019, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 12:22, archived)
# That PNGs the radar
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 12:31, archived)
#
fixed the link. always happens when I crtl+c ctrl+v on images I've photoshopped and pasted into imgur.
(JauntyArt, Tue 8 Jan 2019, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear.
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all about the bath bombs
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 11:43, archived)
# works for me
might be nice follow up campaign to their one that made everyone angry
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 12:35, archived)
# I just had to google that.
What the hell were they thinking?!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 20:02, archived)
# I like this
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :|
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 11:29, archived)
#
AKA Food & Sex Should Never Be Mixed: It's Messy!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 7 Jan 2019, 11:38, archived)
# unless it's chips
after a wank
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 12:42, archived)
# cheesy chips
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 17:44, archived)
# 65 years old now o_0

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 17:42, archived)
# This is the oldest GIF I know of then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:16, archived)
# I found the names for 3D shapes a bit confusing so I renamed them
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 9:40, archived)
#
You could drive a dunce's hat through that space vagina.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 7 Jan 2019, 9:43, archived)
# Speaking as a nerd, I'd say a d8 is a bit nerdier than a d20 since it's not used as much
Did you know you can get 1-sided dice?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dice#Rarer_variations
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 10:21, archived)
# yeah you're right
I should have thought of a diff label for the first one and just called the second "nerd dice". I knew there was a problem there but I didn't fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 11:42, archived)
# the errors in the shapes and their shadows are making my brain itch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 10:26, archived)
# Oi Roberto
ia800806.us.archive.org/15/items/AttackOfThe50FootWoman/Attack%20of%20the%2050%20Foot%20Woman.mp4
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 10:31, archived)
# *Nerd DIE.
(sorry if that came off as threatening.)
(Cruising Capacity, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 12:19, archived)
# yeah but being right creates ambiguity (as your brackets point out)
so I choose being slightly wrong but unambiguous
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 12:41, archived)
# pouffe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 16:56, archived)
# pouffe lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:34, archived)
# Chocky!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Generic poster for pretty much any Matt Damon film
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess I can pea this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 9:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
And whoa.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 9:59, archived)
# I'm finding this very amusing for some reason
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 10:01, archived)
# put me off cream cheese for years
:(
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 12:44, archived)
# Right on his face!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 0:40, archived)
# He died when it got stuck in a revolving door
(97800, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 7:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Inevitably
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 0:25, archived)
# I don't think it was inevitable at all
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 7 Jan 2019, 0:26, archived)
# And yet there it is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 2:43, archived)
# i.e. bill's had a violent titan tit wank
(ozof, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 6:40, archived)
# I don't think it was inevitable a tall
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 1:11, archived)
# Atoll Woman?
Very peely.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 1:21, archived)
# How tall would you say she is?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 1:32, archived)
# terrible!
(ozof, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 2:12, archived)
# 160 easy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 2:21, archived)
# Seven. Seven tall.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 2:44, archived)
# i don't think it was in evita, bleat all
(ozof, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 2:11, archived)
# Iodine ink it walrus at table stall.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 4:04, archived)
# One day I should watch this movie
as I've seen this poster here for about 15 years
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 9:41, archived)
# it's not funny
archive.org/details/AttackOfThe50FootWoman
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] With apologies to the lady boarders, and anyone else who may be triggered by this

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 7 Jan 2019, 0:24, archived)
# My best friend was on the blob
I'm offended for him.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 1:02, archived)
# She got the touch, she got the power
(97800, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 6:44, archived)
# Prom McQueen.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:22, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 0:08, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Everybody centipede... Everybody centipede...
La...La...La...Lah
La...La...La...Gag!
(AdrianJ, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 23:38, archived)
# On reflection, this might have worked too?
Say oops backside to head... Say oops backside to head.
(AdrianJ, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 23:45, archived)
# Bagsie the front
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, you pretty Chitty Bang Bang

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, nearly.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 23:25, archived)
# Arf!
nice font work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 23:34, archived)
# Thanks.
It was, as you might imagine, a motherfucker.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 23:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 23:40, archived)
# :)
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 23:45, archived)
# I'd fuck his mother!
… By which I mean I have masturbated while thinking about Lea Thompson from the 1980s.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 7 Jan 2019, 0:01, archived)
# Thank you for this touching tale.
"She can touch my tail" etc.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 11:51, archived)
#
followed by the sequels, milf and granny sandwich
(ozof, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 2:17, archived)

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