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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 May 2019, 3:06, archived)
# That better be cat's milk he's drinking
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2019, 3:12, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 May 2019, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2019, 14:32, archived)
# I bet that tastes nutty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2019, 18:48, archived)
# The taste definitely has a wang to it
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 10 May 2019, 20:22, archived)
# That kid looks like he had a stroke...or two.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 May 2019, 20:40, archived)
# You said stroke
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2019, 21:26, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2019, 20:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2019, 21:23, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 May 2019, 0:45, archived)
# with that pointing finger he's clearly at the lemonade stage
and round the back where chocolate's made is to follow
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 May 2019, 8:24, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 May 2019, 11:48, archived)
# Jizz mustache?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2019, 14:46, archived)
# 8 Proteins !!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 May 2019, 16:01, archived)
# well there's a top I haven't seen in ten years
or a haircut for that matter (or lack of it)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 May 2019, 18:52, archived)
# Very stylish for back then! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 May 2019, 20:39, archived)
# HaHaHa!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2019, 21:22, archived)
# Edit:
Made a few adjustments. Now new and improved! ^___^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 May 2019, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Thu 9 May 2019, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you want a tea cake as well luv?
(plankton, Thu 9 May 2019, 23:12, archived)
# Kickstart My Heart
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 May 2019, 23:17, archived)
# Grills! Grills! Grills!
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 10 May 2019, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 May 2019, 22:31, archived)
# :o)))
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 May 2019, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] satan loves you
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 9 May 2019, 20:53, archived)
# when i'm gleaning widows?
"Gleaning is the act of collecting leftover crops from farmers' fields after they have been commercially harvested or on fields where it is not economically profitable to harvest. It is a practice described in the Hebrew Bible that became a legally enforced entitlement of the poor in a number of Christian kingdoms."
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 9 May 2019, 21:17, archived)
# Formby was a badass
b3ta.com/board/11202173
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 May 2019, 21:38, archived)
# Breaking News
Freddie Starr has died


(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 9 May 2019, 22:27, archived)
#
did he choke on a hamster?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 10 May 2019, 1:35, archived)
# it ate him from the inside
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 10 May 2019, 6:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:33, archived)
# What have you done?!?
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Lemmy Henry soft enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 May 2019, 19:42, archived)
# This is blasphemy!
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 9 May 2019, 20:15, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 May 2019, 20:39, archived)
# AND THAT ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 11 May 2019, 3:46, archived)
# That's awesome! :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 9 May 2019, 22:18, archived)
# Ooh ta S4RK!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 May 2019, 19:59, archived)
# Danny Baker getting escorted off of BBC property
(JauntyArt, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:28, archived)
# Woo Yay!
Fake outrage etc. He was pretty stupid but I got it. Another Royal offspring to entertain the masses and take their minds off the real and even more depressing daily news. It's all hypocrisy regardless and the daily moron tabloids have been putting out stories for ages as to "what might the baby look like?" Meaning skin colour.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 May 2019, 22:18, archived)
#
I didn't even know she was half black. The irony that I'm now learning of her heritage and it's a 'thing' as some people think monkeys = black people is quite strong.

Not only that when all this ridiculous stuff happens it actually starts to fuel outrage fatigue... so when something really is bad people just write it off as yet another Twitter dumpster fire.

(LokiMD, Sun 12 May 2019, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] In B4 everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:10, archived)
# Heh
Just noticed this week's compo. Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:46, archived)
# They brought it in early
Gayshift posters were getting out of hand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:56, archived)
# YOU MUST ONLY HAVE FUN IN THE OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED MANNER
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 9 May 2019, 18:26, archived)
# which is bumming
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 May 2019, 19:01, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 May 2019, 20:13, archived)
# Fun is dead
R.I.P.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 May 2019, 20:40, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 May 2019, 0:46, archived)
# Aw, how sweet
Kim launches another one for Donald

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Yule-y From Uli
(Alligator, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Wanna tell you a story.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 May 2019, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Let there be scrap.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 9 May 2019, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 666-541-3129, if I'm not in just leave a message


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Kings of The Rubber Rings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:16, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 May 2019, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Always nice....


Click for bigger (188 kb)
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 9 May 2019, 12:36, archived)
# Everybody gets some.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:20, archived)
# eh
I heard it sucks
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The day job.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 9 May 2019, 12:29, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 May 2019, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Who knows the secret of the....
(RoboJo, Thu 9 May 2019, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Katy Brand is a time traveller or immortal or something PROOF
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 May 2019, 11:51, archived)
# Stephen Fry too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 9 May 2019, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] If you don't like to gamble, I know a simple game
you win some, lose some; come while away the day...


Click to embiggen, not that it gains anything
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 9 May 2019, 11:41, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg0l7f25bhU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 May 2019, 13:30, archived)
#
oh yes...! :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 9 May 2019, 16:05, archived)
# I think I've listened to this version more than the original
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 May 2019, 16:47, archived)
# Crazy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 May 2019, 3:43, archived)
# I was bored at work yesterday, had Spandau Ballet's "Gold" stuck in my head, and came up with a shitload of these.
Luckily for everyone I've only had time to do three. So far.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 9 May 2019, 11:33, archived)
#
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 9 May 2019, 11:33, archived)
#
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 9 May 2019, 11:33, archived)
# always cruising around Brighton and Hove
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 9 May 2019, 11:35, archived)
# The next one on the list was "testicles-deep in a clove [of garlic]", so I think I'll stop now.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 9 May 2019, 11:38, archived)
# Thanks
Noone should have to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 May 2019, 15:20, archived)
# shits in a sink in Bromsgrove
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 9 May 2019, 11:56, archived)
# urinating in alcove
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 9 May 2019, 12:02, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Thu 9 May 2019, 17:46, archived)
# Nice, I was struggling to think of one for mauve.

We'll gloss over the fact that it doesn't scan, but nobody's perfect.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 9 May 2019, 18:27, archived)
# Seeing as I can't be arsed to do any more, here's the rest of the list:
- Always retrieving your trove [Gove as a dog fetching treasure]

- Into Tom Daley you dove [Gove as diver landing on top of celebrated Olympic failure]

- Underachieveing a loave [sic] [Gove as failing Bake Off contestant]

- Always relieving in mauve [Gove pissing a stream of purple piss - hi, Web Sheriff!!!]

- Spend Christmas Eve in your cove [Gove as one of Santa's elves, in a cove]

- In Tel Aviv with a clove/Testicle-deep in a clove [Gove visiting Israel clutching garlic, or fucking it, your choice of mental image]

- Always be leaving to rove [Gove off out for a walk]

- Having a wee in alcove [self-explanatory]

- Head beneath wig that is wove [sic] [Gove sporting an obviously fake hairpiece]

- Into our view you did hove [self-explanatory]
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 9 May 2019, 19:01, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(97800, Thu 9 May 2019, 20:52, archived)

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