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[challenge entry] he's not mild mannered any more
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 19:57, archived)
# Aiyah!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wee snort
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 1:13, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 8:29, archived)
# After the smoke clears...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe GENUINELY from a long time ago....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 18:13, archived)
#
Beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:04, archived)
# BAD NEWS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:29, archived)
# What's that first bit from again?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:47, archived)
# Comic Strip Presents?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:57, archived)
# Ah, yes. No, the other bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:22, archived)
# Actually, yes.
Cheers! o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:25, archived)
# ๐Ÿ‘
</new tech>
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:28, archived)
# *applause*
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 1:44, archived)
#


(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 6:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 14:55, archived)
# Haha!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] V2 now available
(plankton, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 21:06, archived)
# i sent these out to my friends, great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 21:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:54, archived)
# I’d like to optimise her database. Fworr!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 8:39, archived)
# Wah ah ahh!
Ooo Sidney...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 16:28, archived)
# Delightful!
(LokiMD, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 19:27, archived)
# Cop hold of my dongle!!
FNAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHARGLEFNAAAARPFFFTTTT.
SAUCY.
ETCยฉ.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:31, archived)
# Can I get that on my little floppy one?
Or will I need my big hard one
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 6:45, archived)
# KHYA! KHYA! KHYA! KHYA!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 11 Jul 2019, 16:31, archived)
# Y-e-e-e-k!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 20:26, archived)
# :) I see dat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 20:31, archived)
# Haha love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (133 kb)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 17:12, archived)
# spell casting!
s! p! i! c! e!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] “The guy is an epic f*ck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him.”
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:34, archived)
# I approve of this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:57, archived)
# 'Tis funny because 'tis true.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 19:49, archived)
# Ackshually
Malcolm was the Labour spin doctor. It would be Stewart Pearson that would have to deal with Johnson.
(champagnerocker, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "Just fix him up, then ask if he knows what's happened to Emily?"
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 11:28, archived)
# Macrotastic

Isn't that the prick from the Grauniad?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 12:18, archived)
# Yep
Owen Jones who Google image search offers a sub search of "smug" for :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 13:02, archived)
# I thought you were joking - it comes up as the first sub search
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 17:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 21:45, archived)
# Hold up, watch it watch it now ...oh!
watch it watch it now ...oh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:20, archived)
# Oh pedro
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:59, archived)
# But nobody got hurt in my version!
I can post the gory version if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 1:13, archived)
# Nah
This will do.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 1:18, archived)
# Looking for the landing on a CDC version.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 1:33, archived)
# Ahhh, haaa! :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 2:48, archived)
# It's like when Wee Tam fluffed his wee jump
He does his own stunts you know, Sound effects too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 1:30, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 4:14, archived)
# more of this!
i always hated watching people getting hurt on "{insert country}'s {insert superlative} videos", esp knowing that some other git was profiting from it
(ozof, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 1:52, archived)
# I'm shooting for a kinder, gentler Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 2:10, archived)
# But also, you can't deny the LOLz that can be had watching a toddler hit Dad in the nuts with a whiffle-ball bat.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 2:57, archived)
# this still makes me laugh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YRX213k39U
(ozof, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 3:00, archived)
# wheeeeeeeethpp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 4:25, archived)
# Oh my elbows
(97800, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 7:55, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 8:35, archived)
# imagine if the internet was like this
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 13:32, archived)
# MOAR PRECISION BIKINI-ING!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:23, archived)
# You'll appreciate this motion-study edit (potentially NSFW)
i.imgur.com/yrAkvR9.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:45, archived)
# BRB.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:33, archived)
# Did they say free drinks at the poolside bar??
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 21:51, archived)
# Ha!
A mate of mine restocks shelves at a grocer part-time. I told her she should put 'Logistics End-Point and Localised Fulfillment Engineering' as the job title on her CV
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:27, archived)
# Im a sanitation consultant guru at a whole foods
for realz
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 21:08, archived)
# Heheh
Mental that we are in a place where the potential PM is such a cunt that a business sucking up to him is controversial.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 14:14, archived)
# They are both vry smrt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 14:58, archived)
# VERY
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 15:03, archived)
# vry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 15:25, archived)
# Groovy
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:11, archived)
# alright, ash williams
(97800, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 23:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 8:35, archived)
# Shit jokes I've just written based on the "misunderstand idiomatic phrase" format


I wouldn't normally post this here but we're fixing the image upload code and I needed something to test it with, so I've screengrabbed what I happened to be doodling at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 13:38, archived)
# Hello new person.
Please read the FAQ
Shit jokes go here

If you need anything else just gaz mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 13:48, archived)
# I gazzed him and he replied, saying terrible things about my mother! 2/5
b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 16:54, archived)
# rob accidentally banned himself from qotw
(97800, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 19:32, archived)
# post skanks, also skunks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:28, archived)
# couriers hate her!
(97800, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:52, archived)
# These things happen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:08, archived)
# Arf!
You may already know this:

My Images, 'Search in filename:' seems to not do its thing.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 14:14, archived)
# EDIT: it works now, bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 16:44, archived)
# exactly
that's what we were testing - thanks Sn0tters
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 17:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:17, archived)
#

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:37, archived)
# Would/wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:29, archived)
# You lie
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 15:19, archived)
# Well the first one's too long, but the rest should fit nicely in christmas crackers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:48, archived)
# don't be silly, rob already banned Christmas.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:17, archived)
# QotW: I'm Sorry I've Banned A Traditional Celebration
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:31, archived)
# how long am i banned from qotw?
still don't know why I'm banned in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 9:45, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT 2 MINUTES!
TWO MINUTES
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 15:04, archived)
# I like, I like
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:13, archived)

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