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[challenge entry] he's not mild mannered any more
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 19:57, archived)
# Aiyah!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wee snort
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 1:13, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 8:29, archived)
# After the smoke clears...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe GENUINELY from a long time ago....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 18:13, archived)
#
Beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:04, archived)
# BAD NEWS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:29, archived)
# What's that first bit from again?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:47, archived)
# Comic Strip Presents?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:57, archived)
# Ah, yes. No, the other bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:22, archived)
# Actually, yes.
Cheers! o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:25, archived)
# ๐Ÿ‘
</new tech>
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:28, archived)
# *applause*
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 1:44, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 6:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 14:55, archived)
# Haha!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] V2 now available
(plankton, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 21:06, archived)
# i sent these out to my friends, great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 21:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:54, archived)
# I’d like to optimise her database. Fworr!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 8:39, archived)
# Wah ah ahh!
Ooo Sidney...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 16:28, archived)
# Delightful!
(LokiMD, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 19:27, archived)
# Cop hold of my dongle!!
FNAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHARGLEFNAAAARPFFFTTTT.
SAUCY.
ETCยฉ.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:31, archived)
# Can I get that on my little floppy one?
Or will I need my big hard one
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 6:45, archived)
# KHYA! KHYA! KHYA! KHYA!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 11 Jul 2019, 16:31, archived)
# Y-e-e-e-k!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 20:26, archived)
# :) I see dat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 22:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 20:31, archived)
# Haha love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (133 kb)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 17:12, archived)
# spell casting!
s! p! i! c! e!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] “The guy is an epic f*ck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him.”
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:34, archived)
# I approve of this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:57, archived)
# 'Tis funny because 'tis true.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 19:49, archived)
# Ackshually
Malcolm was the Labour spin doctor. It would be Stewart Pearson that would have to deal with Johnson.
(champagnerocker, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "Just fix him up, then ask if he knows what's happened to Emily?"
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 11:28, archived)
# Macrotastic

Isn't that the prick from the Grauniad?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 12:18, archived)
# Yep
Owen Jones who Google image search offers a sub search of "smug" for :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 13:02, archived)
# I thought you were joking - it comes up as the first sub search
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 17:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 21:45, archived)
# Hold up, watch it watch it now ...oh!
watch it watch it now ...oh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:20, archived)
# Oh pedro
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:59, archived)
# But nobody got hurt in my version!
I can post the gory version if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 1:13, archived)
# Nah
This will do.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 1:18, archived)
# Looking for the landing on a CDC version.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 1:33, archived)
# Ahhh, haaa! :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 2:48, archived)
# It's like when Wee Tam fluffed his wee jump
He does his own stunts you know, Sound effects too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 1:30, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 4:14, archived)
# more of this!
i always hated watching people getting hurt on "{insert country}'s {insert superlative} videos", esp knowing that some other git was profiting from it
(ozof, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 1:52, archived)
# I'm shooting for a kinder, gentler Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 2:10, archived)
# But also, you can't deny the LOLz that can be had watching a toddler hit Dad in the nuts with a whiffle-ball bat.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 2:57, archived)
# this still makes me laugh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YRX213k39U
(ozof, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 3:00, archived)
# wheeeeeeeethpp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 4:25, archived)
# Oh my elbows
(97800, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 7:55, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 8:35, archived)
# imagine if the internet was like this
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 13:32, archived)
# MOAR PRECISION BIKINI-ING!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:23, archived)
# You'll appreciate this motion-study edit (potentially NSFW)
i.imgur.com/yrAkvR9.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:45, archived)
# BRB.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:33, archived)
# Did they say free drinks at the poolside bar??
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 21:51, archived)
# Ha!
A mate of mine restocks shelves at a grocer part-time. I told her she should put 'Logistics End-Point and Localised Fulfillment Engineering' as the job title on her CV
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:27, archived)
# Im a sanitation consultant guru at a whole foods
for realz
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 21:08, archived)
# Heheh
Mental that we are in a place where the potential PM is such a cunt that a business sucking up to him is controversial.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 14:14, archived)
# They are both vry smrt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 14:58, archived)
# VERY
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 15:03, archived)
# vry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 15:25, archived)
# Groovy
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:11, archived)
# alright, ash williams
(97800, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 23:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 8:35, archived)
# Shit jokes I've just written based on the "misunderstand idiomatic phrase" format


I wouldn't normally post this here but we're fixing the image upload code and I needed something to test it with, so I've screengrabbed what I happened to be doodling at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 13:38, archived)
# Hello new person.
Please read the FAQ
Shit jokes go here

If you need anything else just gaz mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 13:48, archived)
# I gazzed him and he replied, saying terrible things about my mother! 2/5
b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 16:54, archived)
# rob accidentally banned himself from qotw
(97800, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 19:32, archived)
# post skanks, also skunks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:28, archived)
# couriers hate her!
(97800, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:52, archived)
# These things happen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:08, archived)
# Arf!
You may already know this:

My Images, 'Search in filename:' seems to not do its thing.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 14:14, archived)
# EDIT: it works now, bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 16:44, archived)
# exactly
that's what we were testing - thanks Sn0tters
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 17:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:17, archived)
#

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:37, archived)
# Would/wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:29, archived)
# You lie
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 15:19, archived)
# Well the first one's too long, but the rest should fit nicely in christmas crackers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:48, archived)
# don't be silly, rob already banned Christmas.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:17, archived)
# QotW: I'm Sorry I've Banned A Traditional Celebration
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:31, archived)
# how long am i banned from qotw?
still don't know why I'm banned in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 9:45, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT 2 MINUTES!
TWO MINUTES
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 15:04, archived)
# I like, I like
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:13, archived)

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