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[challenge entry] Rumor Has It
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 19:37, archived)
# Pedro enters from stage left:
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:06, archived)
# Yeah....hurry up and fix that, Pedro!
We got jumping carpets waiting.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 22:03, archived)
# This tickles me in places most people didn't even know were reachable.
You KNOW me
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 22:04, archived)
# heh-heh!
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 0:30, archived)
# Also; Question: Is it wrong to be in love with a Pokemon character, and photoshop her into sexy clothes? Asking for a friend.
and photoshop her into sexy clothes? Asking for a friend.
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 0:43, archived)
# FFS man!
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 1:00, archived)
#
Your image: disgusting
My image: SuperSweeeet
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 16:28, archived)
# Oh, so is it something sexy you're after?

(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 20:08, archived)
# Long answer: yes
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 4:49, archived)
# Not liking your answer.
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 16:29, archived)
# You want dA >
/ac
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 9:14, archived)
# ...nah....that's o.k.,....I'll pass.
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 16:30, archived)
# How you get your prostate checked is your business.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:24, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 13:21, archived)
# "Oh no, an extraplanar demon summoned by shitty memes has opened a portal in the screen and grapped my finger."
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:16, archived)
# Now do one with a woman laughing at her salad
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:29, archived)
# That's not funny is it? Is salad funny?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:45, archived)
# You are in for a TREAT!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:52, archived)
# I like ‘women struggling to drink water’ as well
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 15:51, archived)
# Must See!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 16:12, archived)
# It's impossible not to laugh while eating salad
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 18:33, archived)
# I know, right?!?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:32, archived)
# Or "woman perplexed by music stand"
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 21:06, archived)
# I guess you could say her struggle with the music stand has left her

disconcerted.

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 21:12, archived)
# She didn't have it for long, just the night.
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 0:07, archived)
# Holy Tits!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 21:59, archived)
# booooiiiiingggg!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 22:39, archived)
# Why are you booing her bust?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:52, archived)
# I was saying "boo-oing!"
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 3:32, archived)
# b flat
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 0:31, archived)
# That child is disproportionately large compared to what I assume is its parent
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:43, archived)
# Ha ha, it fucking is as well!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:45, archived)
# And why is it in a fucking CAGE?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:46, archived)
# Fucking INTENSE!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 15:33, archived)
# No. In a cage, not in tents.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 16:42, archived)
# Dad is enormous, mums undercarriage is wrecked.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 16:52, archived)
# Poor thing is trying to hold her huge head up.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah I think the body might be the right size it's just the head
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:13, archived)
# Also....she is clearly an arab.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:40, archived)
# Ahaha, teamwork is great!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:50, archived)
# For only $19.99 (USD) I could OWN a copy of that image for personal use ...jussayin'
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:55, archived)
# A higher resolution would definitely help with the masturbation
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 15:32, archived)
# £12 here, they saw you coming
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 15:35, archived)
# That's prolly the same amount b'coz like, the Metric system (I think?)
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 16:08, archived)
# Rip off - there isn't even anything on his screen!
There, that's better
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 16:56, archived)
# That dude never FUCKLIFTed. I can tell.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:09, archived)
# Another day at the office
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 19:23, archived)
#
[comment removed]
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 14:57, archived)
# What *is* that in her mouth?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:54, archived)
# not forgetting drug addict couple, where it does wonders for your hair
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 16:33, archived)
# Nice vest.
What that rag cost?
Pfft!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:00, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:04, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:34, archived)
# This is the cat's ass
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:53, archived)
# It fucking is as well!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 22:01, archived)
#

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 22:55, archived)
# Ahahahaha
{XD
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 0:09, archived)
# We call him Mr One Eye...
(, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 3:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Worf Alice
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:19, archived)
# Hehe
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:29, archived)
# You stupid muppet
Hahaha. Clicks
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:39, archived)
# I'm not a big Seinfeld fan. Who is who?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 1:52, archived)
# these PRETZELS are MAKING me THIRSTY
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 3:02, archived)
# Fonzie has the shark tattoo....OBV.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] rolls about laughing. fuck.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:47, archived)
# Goshdammit, that was my very next idea.
No, honestly.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:47, archived)
# sorry.
You can still do "Wolf Slice"? Or "Golf Alice" but not "Golf Slice" as that would get you noggins.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 19:13, archived)
# ralf
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 18:01, archived)
#
oh yeah... bugger.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 19:07, archived)
# Finally an invisible Bart Simpson image that wasn't made by me
Hi everyone!. This handmade drawing with invisible Bart Simpson, wasn't made by me, but was made by a DeviantArt Mexican user called José Ramiro.



In this handmade drawing, according with the deviation description, Bart Simpson turning into the Invisible Boy, and giving Groundskeeper Willie a big scare.

Greetings! =D
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 21:39, archived)
# greetings anthonyb3ta70100 who is known as b3ta user anthonyb3ta70100
be sure to let us know when josé ramiro's birthday is so that we may wish josé ramiro a very happy birthday at the appropriate time to mark the occasion by wishing josé ramiro a very happy birthday appropriately.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 21:50, archived)
# FINALLY
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:00, archived)
#
One might consider reading
the b3ta FAQ...(fuckoffnoob)
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:11, archived)
# Meh
Moggy was better
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:23, archived)
# I fully concur.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:51, archived)
# Fictional invisible bart is okay, I think
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:52, archived)
# How do we know it's invisible Bart Simpson if we can't see him? Couldn't it just be someone else invisible wearing his clothes?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 3:05, archived)
# His thought bubble is emerging from his invisible nose.
Does Bart Simpson think with his nose?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 7:27, archived)
# wrong font
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 18:28, archived)
# Putting the willies up Willie?
Fuck off spamcunt...
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Wait for it..
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:07, archived)
# Animated jpegs now?
Who would have thought it
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:42, archived)
# Been watching this for quite a while now.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:21, archived)
# Stick with it, the really good bit's coming up
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:20, archived)
# Soon? (I hope)
I'm starting to get really hungry.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 21:09, archived)
# Did you faint from hunger yet?
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:15, archived)
# I ate and had a nice nap.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 0:09, archived)
# You missed it
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 0:14, archived)
# Damb!
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:41, archived)
# a newsletter?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 2:24, archived)
# that you've paid for?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 3:07, archived)
# One might suggest selective cloning.
Jusssayin
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:06, archived)
# do you mean putting effort in?
hardly seems worth it
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:23, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:41, archived)
# Clickin’ Dis
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:36, archived)
# inspiring words
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 3:10, archived)
# Wait is this about Pedro's fp? You jelly?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 3:11, archived)
# Please no. I don't want my celebrity status to stir up any hard feelings.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 14:43, archived)
# ♫ A delay of a cloned out shadow. ♫
Yes, I saw that.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] If you wake up and don't want to smile, If it takes just some yellow bile...
If it takes just some yellow bile...
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 13:48, archived)
# {:-)
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 14:29, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:14, archived)
# Flegmat; arch. Flemish n. "apple thief", "concealer of fruits"
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:19, archived)
# You are a posh sod with plums in your mouth
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:43, archived)
# Has that pickup line ever worked?
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:48, archived)
# Ask my three husbands
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:17, archived)
# MMmmmm, slippery!
/ac
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 18:58, archived)
# Not so concealed now!!
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:29, archived)
# Terrible online bullying of established member mofaha.
For shame, Sir.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:38, archived)
# Thank you for setting me straight -- I hope my shame is
a-pear-ent
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:49, archived)
# Pearsonnaly...I don’t really give a fuck. XD
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:12, archived)
# I WILL PERSONALLY FUCKING END EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU FUCKS
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 3:14, archived)
# ur so cute when ur angry <3 <3 <3
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 3:43, archived)
# You are pearposely being an antagonist, Pedro.
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:38, archived)
# MOI?
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:34, archived)
# Best pear Jaypegg© EVA.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] featuring the tracks "not too busy today" and "got a table seat"

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 12:07, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 13:55, archived)
# I had a job working for a music publication in the late 90s
and I was very pleased with myself for running this photo with the caption "OK Commuter"

(, Tue 30 Jul 2019, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 11:51, archived)
# I’d like to Miley her Cyrus...
...I mean Bang’er.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:10, archived)
# That's Miley Virus
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 17:38, archived)
# I’d like to Miley her Virus.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 9:54, archived)
# Also...

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 10:12, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] i do like that beth gibbous
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 4:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:48, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:08, archived)
# I had to search for this one.
That sounds like KC and the Sunshine Band, Dead or Alive & Wham all got together in the studio
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 1:27, archived)
# You don't say what they did when they got there
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 3:48, archived)
# They listened to some Todd Rungren
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 4:06, archived)
# do me a favor, imagine I've posted that ted nugent pic, the one with the carrots, cheers
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 4:51, archived)
# Lol nice
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:24, archived)
# needz moor John McCain big hand
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 16:11, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:58, archived)
# "I am wearing the cape"
(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Star wars lol


(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:45, archived)
# 23rd Century Boy
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:04, archived)
# What forehead-matching zzzzz
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:13, archived)
# Have you seen the new Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Rishi Sunak?
He was on TV this morning, and his face is far too big for his head. Seriously, it's like a Ninj faceswap brought to life.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:16, archived)
# In other pololitics news, here's a web-archived post from 3.5 years ago, which proves that THEY only deleted me because I knew too much:
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:18, archived)
# ^Illuminati
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:29, archived)
# Did you predict it or did you MAKE IT HAPPEN?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:41, archived)
# Bet you didn't predict b3xit
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:41, archived)
# mummy i'm scared
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:58, archived)
# More innocent times
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:49, archived)
# That's what they want you to think they want you to think
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 3:49, archived)
# But when you click on it, your profile is still active...
Sure you haven't just forgotten your password?!
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:11, archived)
# Unlike the Sontaran Sajid Javid.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 12:27, archived)
# Ha! Rockin'
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:32, archived)
# Spockin'
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:41, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:22, archived)
# Arf.
Spock looking a bit Ronnie James Dio there.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It's gone viral
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:20, archived)
# I heard he got it from kissing birds
...or a toilet seat
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:34, archived)
# Yes
Herons
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:36, archived)
# maybe head-pigeons?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:58, archived)
# Heron diP
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:20, archived)
# HidePorn
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:26, archived)
# MOVE CAR
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 0:52, archived)
# lol bindun
That guy judge62, who already posted this joke, will be well raging that this got fp'd and he got nowt.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:04, archived)
# He should have posted it in a new thread.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:09, archived)
# That's right, Pedro.
That thread ain't big enough for two fps, amirite?
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:24, archived)
# invoke web sheriff
collect points
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:30, archived)
# Technically, his post is on the fp - he just has to click through Pedro's hilarious bird based jape to see it, though
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:32, archived)
# web two point oh
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:34, archived)
# Now I'm angery
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:57, archived)
# I don't see any quotation marks, do you?
There are no gay frogs falling off the edge of the Earth, Pedro.
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 3:21, archived)
# Because I'm keeping them all safely down my pants
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 3:46, archived)
# clickin dis
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 3:50, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 2:55, archived)
#
I'll live...
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing in this game for two in a crater
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 17:43, archived)
# bullseyed of the moon?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 21:34, archived)
# That's no moon
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 23:29, archived)
# 180 ways to leave your lover
(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 5:34, archived)
[challenge entry] So I heard you fuckwits like birds...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well chuck these on the fire too...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] One more...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:02, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] R2
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Mid afternoon stupidity, I blame the heat
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 14:56, archived)
# OMG!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 15:22, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 16:15, archived)
# Will they be playing the Edinburgh Fringe?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 17:16, archived)
# Taxi for Tribs!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 17:38, archived)
# Well, if you're paying...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 20:54, archived)
# well at least there wasn't a bang on the run follow up
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 19:15, archived)

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