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# No reason--just killing time
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:21, archived)
# She has the neck of reptile
(97800, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:35, archived)
# She?
Tread lightly there, or risk claims of misogyny and all that rot :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:50, archived)
# Sloa Constrictor?
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:46, archived)
# :) but sloa only from the neck down.
Slobra?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:51, archived)
# a self-flipping-back-over turtle! <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 23:31, archived)
# What's a turtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 9:44, archived)
# OH GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 10:27, archived)
# It’s like a weasel
But turtly different.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 12:01, archived)
# Is he friendly?


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 8:34, archived)
# Yours looks more gentile than mine. Where did I go wrong? :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:49, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 10:45, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 21:47, archived)
# I made this years ago so he must be even more wrinkly
'Phillapagos'
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 12 Dec 2019, 13:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 16 Dec 2019, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] So that's why mums go to Iceland!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:06, archived)
# I'd be happy in either.
The country looks beautiful, the shop has nice pizzas and curries.

And merry candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:34, archived)
# Thanks
But I get to bagsy the frozen dessert areas of both!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 3:08, archived)
# Decandles!
Careful you might melt Iceland.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:51, archived)
# That's not the aurora
It's the sky blazing with a decade of flames
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry] They do home delivery too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 8:35, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 9:04, archived)
# Happy candle fire thing day!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 9:04, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 9:05, archived)
#
So there's enough room for the rest of the Cabinet?
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 20:44, archived)
# You waxy bastard! Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 9:46, archived)
# Thanks, I'm revelling in my waxy double digits!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 22:00, archived)
# Merry candles!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 10:45, archived)
# Merci
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 22:01, archived)
# Vote Tory


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(Wefail, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 17:25, archived)
# Would you like fries with that sir?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 17:48, archived)
# neck bends great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 18:45, archived)
#
Now I want a Big Mac.
(Wefail, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 19:05, archived)
# Which Corbyn matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 19:13, archived)
# alright Dominic
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 10 Dec 2019, 19:27, archived)
# delboy retweets Katie Hopkins
Which is a rather easy way to judge someone's character quickly
(horrid, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 20:52, archived)
#
I retweet a lot of things but it's nice to know you follow me ๐Ÿ˜
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 20:58, archived)
# Now now, we can't judge a person by the kind of hate-fuelled evil bigotry they lap up and spew out into the world.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:35, archived)
#
How about using comic sans?
(horrid, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 22:08, archived)
# This makes no sense!
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:48, archived)
# Yeah, if the intention was to show him needing a new job...
...why's he on the wrong side of the counter?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:50, archived)
# ^this
Maybe the suggestion is that he won the election and took a nice walk past the Job Centre to buy a delicious McD to celebrate? (after changing his shirt and quitting vegetarianism)
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:54, archived)
# Something to do with JC feeding the 4 million children living in poverty in Tory Britain 2019
from one happy meal or some such
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 12:09, archived)
# Especially given he's still a working MP
Or is the implication that rather than getting paid high salaries for second jobs by large corporations like other MPs Corbyn would rather muck for minimum wage at a popular fast food outlet?
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:52, archived)
# He got fired
He kept giving them away free, then realised that someone has to pay.
(LokiMD, Mon 16 Dec 2019, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 17:05, archived)
# Dumb Cracker
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Aced it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 16:10, archived)
# ah, facial book. I've heard of that.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 17:58, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 8:36, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 17:57, archived)
# Needs LubeTube
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 10:46, archived)
# as advertised on YouLube ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 13:18, archived)
# B&Q?
Oh that's further down
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 17:25, archived)
# How appropriate...


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(slippers4xmas, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 12:27, archived)
# UX
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 12:35, archived)
# UX
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 13:21, archived)
# UX?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 13:53, archived)
# UX.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 13:56, archived)
# Yoo Ex!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 14:21, archived)
# CONGRATS ON THE FP PEDRO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 21:55, archived)
# I never knew.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 22:23, archived)
# By the way...
How in the world do you find out about these? You must have your ear to the door of great people.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 22:25, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 22:48, archived)
#
pfft
Last week's bundle arrived, I see...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 23:31, archived)
# Hey there Pedro.
Did you know it is National Pear Month in the USA? I feel this information is poorly publicised.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 23:46, archived)
# Oh my!
I think we should FILL the board with that sweet gritty goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 23:59, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:50, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 2:50, archived)
# Wuxen?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Deadly!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 20:11, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 21:37, archived)
# Your foundation I think should win the compo
(97800, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 21:43, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:54, archived)
# Is happening!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 1:10, archived)
# Eeeeheeeeeee!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] brains faggots west country sauce lmfao
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 18:16, archived)
# You haven't lived until you've licked the sauce off a West Country faggot...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 18:51, archived)
# Mr Brain looks very pleased with himself
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 18:52, archived)
# You can't see what's going on below the apron...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 19:03, archived)
# meat and two veg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 19:26, archived)
# Oh, it's *all* meat...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 20:13, archived)
# Poor Mr Brain...
I heard he once backed into his meat grinder & got a little behind in his work.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 19:28, archived)
# I was not aware of this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 20:46, archived)
# You'd not had the tip off then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 23:21, archived)
# Oh yeah!
I have a bunch more to tell you; You are in for a TREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 23:21, archived)
# I'm partly ears
I literally can't believe no one's called me out on this bullshit yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 2:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 2:35, archived)
# SMATCH IT GUD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 2:37, archived)
# yeah fuck it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 2:38, archived)
# A family favo(u)rite
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 2:46, archived)
# I can't watch it all the way through any more but I like knowing it's out there.
The world's a more interesting place with you in it, Bert and Ernie Go Brutal.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 2:48, archived)
# sound down a bit first...
youtu.be/b5Qh72h8vkk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 2:57, archived)
# the dawg
chewbacca quote appears near top of the page
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 3:38, archived)
# If I had to pick only one YouTube video to have on a desert island, it would be this:
youtu.be/6A0rwG39Jzk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 14:24, archived)
# {X-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Dec 2019, 11:12, archived)
# spotted dick, lol

"Goblin" dick
LOL LOLLSLZLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 20:58, archived)
# It literally is goblin spotted dick
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 21:22, archived)
# Remember Kids...you are what you eat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 1:11, archived)
# literally?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 2:36, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 3:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Dec 2019, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 18:07, archived)
#
Abdul's Cactus...

I guarantee this video will piss you off!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 20:12, archived)
# superb stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 21:38, archived)
# Slaptastic!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Buy One Get One Free on all Ginger cadavers
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 17:10, archived)
# TOO SOON
(97800, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 17:19, archived)
# Halliwell reportedly amassed a $40 million fortune during her last two years in the group
but tragically remained ginger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 18:01, archived)
# I heard she was a self-important, humourless control freak.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 9 Dec 2019, 20:29, archived)
# oh lol
(97800, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 21:16, archived)
# Oh, isn't that how a lot of people get wealthy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 play
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 17:03, archived)
# fire it wall eye
firewall it see?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 23:28, archived)
# 5/7
(ozof, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 0:15, archived)
#
pointgateitowleye
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] round 2 :)
(ozof, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 4:06, archived)
# K.O.Dbrandbitekneeshh
...nope...not getting these :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 11:37, archived)
# they’re a wee bit trickier, tbf
just thought 2koh might enjoy the challenge
(ozof, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 11:56, archived)
# Too devious for me
Porsche for the last one?
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 13:35, archived)
# โœ“
answers
(ozof, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 20:20, archived)
#
Punch brand canine with knee phobia why does my finger smell this way
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 19:16, archived)
# Is it Tina Turner?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 5:26, archived)
# Consider yourselves lucky I didn't send the Price Waterhouse Coopers
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 7:53, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmmm - might need some new batteries


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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 14:51, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 14:14, archived)
# That made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 14:28, archived)

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